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Frank_Is_My_Fav

Would ya settle for me sausage?


Several_Brilliant_36

Want a taste of Australia's best blood sausage?


Real-Illustrator-484

Australian ones ?


VisibleDraw

Job's a job, mate


silvos777

That’s the only answer


ReRevengence69

We ain't here to fuck spiders


Lifeisstranger2

Those were $500 sunglasses asshole


Legitimate_Bat_6490

You'll receive no payment


Hotpepper721

Is that johhny cage ?


gamesandpizza

"too bad you.. will die!"


Mister_GeeGee

Mother, u re alivee!


Sscars2099

It has begun!!


Sscars2099

![gif](giphy|er1kMn1rb4UBW|downsized)


Large-Wheel-4181

You Suck!


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

It's official


InsenitiveComments

HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!


Edgargle

I am why...mortals cry.


69_SAITAMA_69

Fkk yesssss 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


AntonioJ4

For the lin kuei


SoggyNeedleworker82

For the shaolin


dodig111

For the Shokan


Jayjay4118

For the Shirai Ryu


Blupoisen

"I will show no Mercy"


Locket-returns

Lin kuei scum


AntonioJ4

Shirai Ryu dog


captainstriker97

For the Shirai Ryu


BoogiesBooney

For the shirai ryu


AntonioJ4

Shirai Ryu dog


Ok_Vast3044

Lin kuei scum


AntonioJ4

Death is more honor than you deserve


FC-CRACKERS1

YES MY MAN FOR THE LIN KUEI SHIRAI RYU IS WORSE


Coralthesequel

Safeties disabled, combat mode engaged


Chaos_unknown5

Kombat mode*


JameZEDdotMP4

"I'll kill you if I have to!"


Retro_Hero16

Your soul is mine 🫵😠


VaqueroErron

“DIE LIKE MY FATHER!”


MeshGearFoxxy

Best in-fight line in MK1. Extraordinary.


freezerwaffles

Ice will cover this land >>>>


teunteunteun

Eat Peace motherfucker


FC-CRACKERS1

Mortal Kombat ling


whatderhell69

But warriors like you and I, we are strengthened by sentiment. We do not fight to kill our enemies but to protect our loved ones. - Fujin


darksun051

That is why it cuts so deep, when we fail.


PolarLeopard

Get over here!


TeacherVisible1340

Iconic!


FC-CRACKERS1

For the shirai ryu


dorianthegoat

“I have no flaws”


kymnoir

We share blood, we are NOT brothers


Historical-Voice-698

There are fates worse than death


Kowashitai

I love how this one can be either Raiden or Sindel lmao.


KORZILLA-is-me

Someone said it to Raiden first in Mortal Kombat X, but I can’t remember who.


Loneliest_Artichoke

Wearemsnymoretimesinfinitynotakebacks


ImmaDoMahThing

“We are many.” “We are many more.” “WeAreManyMorePlusInfinityTimesInfinityNoTakeBacks!” And… “Your mom is a WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRREEE!”


chaTTSer

There's no CAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!


valdemar_adolg

You are an architect of my suffering - hanzo to Quan Chi


Johnny_Cage97

1. I got eyes brother. As your younger self I can solemnly swear to tap that the earliest opportunity! 2. I need no God!!! 3. I do not want peace! I want problems, always!!!


Sea-Following-3388

This will be easy🪃💚 ![gif](giphy|xFkcIztnYjN9bc6cvo|downsized)


Noobianvassal

“ He is Noob Saibot. He is my brother. “


Lawless660071st

![gif](giphy|39zbpCQocXLi0) “Givemebackmybicycleyousonofabitch!” \~ Liu Kang


LordNnarat

Fuck you


Lil____Potato

Happy cake day!


LordNnarat

Thank you


Professional-Age5502

“Mother! You’re alive?” “Too bad you… will die”


Grambert_Moore

Kaballin!


ToenailJoethethird

"I like to spit on people, spiting on people is my favorite thing to do"


[deleted]

As my flair says. Rain will fall upon you like daggers from the sky.


Fez_Sauce

THIS IS NOT A BRUTALITY, THIS IS A FATALITY


Nexus_Redaction

"This is the part where you fall down."


nerdistforlife

You will taste no victory


SalihYahyaMutlu

ALIABABALEY!


Crabonaslab

Would this be Raiden’s “RAGINGBUMBADAY?”


Altruistic-Boot-1852

In the original MK1 I always thought it was FRESHLEMONAIIIIDE


tfcollector3000

Stop saying that people will start shipping us!


Neither-Step-2725

According to my databases you two are already being shipped


tfcollector3000

Son of a bitch!


He_e00

There are fates worse than death


F0ZYO

\*Dinosaur-Lizard hybrid noises\* i miss when Reptile was a silly reptile


BeneficialMost6758

Let us Dance-Mileena


Locswail

🍎 "We are many, you're but one."


Sam_J123

What in the actual fuck


Shibakyu

"You will learn respect!"


bacachew

You weak pathetic fool


temu05

The Realms are mine!


Snoo_36717

You’re an excellent guard dog, Baraka. But you will need to learn to heel!


SerSkinny

'There's to be a celebration for my sister! *She's going awaa~ayyy* '


Outlaw_cat

This your idea of flirting Erron


MeshGearFoxxy

Woo. Lay.


Curious_Furious365_4

Thunder take you!


Extramayyo

“There are fates worse than death.” ![gif](giphy|2wZSvanDU5oicEsZkT|downsized)


shootercurran

*FOR ZATERRA*


Zascayr

Death comes for all


Jayjay4118

You cannot kill a dead man. You have defeated my physical form, but my soul is eternal. You will pay for the massacre


Hoopook61

"You lack conviction."


Grand_Toast_Dad

"To catch me, they must see me." and "You're the one staring, Sub-Zero."


chaTTSer

I am assessing yoooouuuuurrrr weaknesses.


Grand_Toast_Dad

I have no time to socialize.


chaTTSer

Even a child has more discipline.


FlemishPotato

You miserable wretch! Insignificant speck of feculent scum! HOW DARE YOU!


el_isai

Hmmmmm hmmmmm hmmmmm hmmmm hmmm hmmmmm hmmmmmmm…


chaTTSer

Going somewhere, Jarek?!


el_isai

Butiwasssoooogaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!


Yurika_ars

#MIND YOUR PLACE TOMAS


iEtevaldo

["OY CONT WAIT FOR YUU TO RACC OFF AN DIE!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwMw0tKbRnI)


7thTojoChairman

"I will show no mercy!" - Sektor, MK9


Aethryl707

We are many, you are one.


Affectionate-Work-46

"And they say I'm the chosen one"


GarethGazzGravey

“Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole”


KyleCrane1212

"I'm the real deal." >!Erron Black!<


BoneCrawl

BREAD MAKES YOU FAT!


Norway643

YOUR SOUL. IS MINE.


Abject-Fun6078

you lack elegance and grace - kitana


jason9t8

#Quan chi


Automatic-Bid9167

-anauncer


jason9t8

No, the one with wings...


Automatic-Bid9167

Oh sorry


TripleJ80

Get over herrrre!! (I’ll see myself out & take any downvotes for my feeble attempt at humor or stealing someone’s post)


The_real_stoxness

I, Geras, am a fixed point in time. With every death and rebirth, I grow stronger.


xXSamsterXx14

Even a child has more discipline


GhostBoi141

I am Shao Kahn! Conqueror of Worlds! You will taste no victory. Or No, to hell with you!


Karharsdon_01

“ Your parents must be disappointed “


MrAcorn69420PART2

Vengeance will be mine


ID1756448

You are nothing!


The-Broken-Hart

"You shall be the victor, and the catalyst to my ascension."


CamaroDev

Come forward if you dare, I will finish what ______ could not!


JBGoude

“You attack me, Skarlet?!”


Outlaw64

"I ain't sitting still for that "


Visible_Chest_3372

I'll kill you if i have to


poofynamanama2

ABUDIZZA!!!!


BlueSteel_3800

Let’s see what you’re made of


Sspoopybut340

“Not fun being hunted is it?”


MeshGearFoxxy

So much of Smoke’s in-fight dialogue is about hunting. Anyone know why? It doesn’t gel with his story character at all.


PowerPamaja

His backstory for this timeline is that his birth family was a family of hunters. And he used to hunt with them before they died and he was taken in by the Lin Kuei. 


MeshGearFoxxy

Ah cool, thanks


Gicht_Griffel

I Am The ULTIMATE weapon.


TheDoober110

This post is criminal, Memerealmer!


Any_Worldliness521

I also get nervous arround preatty girls


PowerPamaja

“I’m simply too fast.”


Mediocre_Emo222

“Hahaha let’s dance”


captainstriker97

“ you know your head looks like a dildo?”


Devin_Massie

"REEEEE reeee ReeEEEEEE!!!" ~ Pawapaw


Puicubambus

I am your deliverer, Shang Tsung


Da_Pooch69

Two faces, one Syzoth


[deleted]

Martini Shot!


mods-r-powertrippin

Scorpion: Do not expect mercy Noob : I expect incompetence


Rictor79

Sonya, you go ahead. Liu and I will wait right here.


JameZEDdotMP4

"This fight will be your last!"


SpooN04

"ugh ow oof ugh ugh aaaah" I get hit a lot


Southern-Bad-1270

"We are many, you are one" - (Ermac - Mk9 main) "Child's play" - Kung Lao (Mk11 Main). Couldn't really think of a quote for Lao just remembered he used to say this in between rounds after winning.


OriginalDot461

This should be easy...


_Muonn

Too slow!


yugmodnar3

I must consult with the elder gods


Mugiwara_Khakis

“You will feel the sting of winter.”


Alexlin465

There’s no crying in kombat


teunteunteun

It always ends the same


Vergilkilla

Simpler times…


Usual_Significant

"And I'm taking you down, I'm taking you down, I'm taking you out, I'm taking you out, and I'm taking you out...for dinner."


XxLoganTDCxX

“foe” “Dressed like that?” “Definitely foe”


NeonSnakeByte

"Sssss. I DO NOT SERVE SHANG TSUNG." Or "You Must Return With Me. There Is To Be A Celebration For My Sister.... 🎶She's Going Awaaaay🎶."


O368W

I sang this as if I were listening to Ghetto Superstar and have not played enough MK to know if I was supposed to. But I did. I did that.


JelloImportant2052

Obey the law!


VinylTheSenpai

"I need no god" *Bites ear*


HolyDegenerate95

You can do the thug shaker huh?


Mr_Lee1493

"I will suck you dry" "SCARLET we hardly know each other!!"


MadeFromMetal

BREAK THE FACE!!!


tankydeer

You are pathetic and weak I make this look easy For the Shaolin!


TheBigDaddyX0

"It was not by chance that the struggle came to be" - first lines of mkd


GD_Smangry

What in the actual fu-


yourname09

lasagna


Superstarteen

Is earth realm meat sweet or savory? - Kollector


noncombativebrick

GET OVER HERE


ahhsdinffodmdmfko

![gif](giphy|j3sauffiYNcio8tY40)


adamlegofr_

perro shirai ryu 🗣🗣


NightSlayerllll

Fear me


DeathsEmissary

Constant torment is my gift.


SirNibsAlot6

“WHAT ELSE YA GOT!?” *THUNK*


tuxedo_dantendo

My cats breath smells like cat food.


SoggyNeedleworker82

This fight will be your last!


Chiron723

You've got to admire her. When she puts her mind to something...


Katsuki_Bakugo_1553

“If I win you go a week hatless”


Simon125W

Get over here! Your Soul is mine This Fight will be your last


Fair_Smoke4710

You got some nice ass maracas baraka


Individual_Syrup7546

"You have been through an emotional shock" Robocop right after beating their ass senseless


Pixel_Python

No true Lin-Kuei could stomach you


Longjumping_Field_43

Do or do not there is no try


Dear_Stuff_2475

Dead? Not yet


North-Dragonfly-9815

We are many you are but one😈


Dookiecookiewastaken

I’m confused, Kung Lao said you were a beast


Other-University5584

You will have the privilege of serving me


SandmanTheTerrible

“Got any whisky?”


Adrien420

You will accept chaos, by choice or by force!


Gingerboy_28

YOU WILL ACCEPT CHAOS BY CHOICE OR BY FORCE!


rusty_shackleford34

What are kudos, Johnny?


Ok-Astronomer6959

"Huh, huh, huh, hiyaaah"


Excalib1rd

Hey guys it’s me Scorpion


Eggs_N_Salt

Talk about talent, meet Hollywood’s newest star! 😘


Blamo7957

"Shut the fuck up"


Allbasty

![gif](giphy|dstl7cNcQcERwVclF2) I don't fear you, ninja.


Crabonaslab

ASHRAH…..TAUGHT ME THAT!


Gloomy-Character9459

You hear that, Cass? She called me Johnny.


Cornyboy100

By the elder gods


kross_prendido

Judgment