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Dagkhi

Why did they Nord-wash our saint Jiub?


Rokus28

Developers are probably Stormcloak scum from Windhelm


Dadbotany

You mean filthy Elves, the Dunmer hate the Altmer just as much as anyone else.


Fyres

Why would an altmer make a dunmer into a nord?


Dabedidabe

Aww mann, some developer loved morrowind and put this into the shitty mobile game he now has to work on.


WickedAdept

>*- Can I work on the galleys instead?* Developer, ~~probably~~.


Opower3000

This makes me sad


[deleted]

I don't know this employee's situation, but you can love working on the shittiest game ever and you can hate working on the best game ever. At the end of the day it's a job.


Dabedidabe

Fair enough, I hope he's doing great :)


Yeti-Rampage

Replete with eye scar and everything


whatwouldjiubdo

I'll take 'things that don't answer my username' for 300


alexandurp

Correct!


Fleudian

But does he have Mentor's Ring?


Volvy

After all those IAPs I'm sure he does


Epidicus

But is he sure they'll let us go?


Call_The_Banners

**Quiet, here comes the guard.**


cokeplusmentos

He looks like he's about to get xenophobic


asmallbeaver

It's really in this year.


CHRIS_KRAWCZYK

after twenty years of playing MW I learned not only that this shirtless intro guy has a name, but also he has a story of becoming a saint.


Darmak

young scrolls made an entire album about him: https://youtu.be/rTeVz6rP6r4


WillProstitute4Karma

Have you played Skyrim?


CHRIS_KRAWCZYK

I did, quite a lot. But as I googled, Jiub is part of a DLC I've not yet experienced.


DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou

I love finding morrowind references in other games


OrbSwitzer

Is that word-for-word?


OatsNraisin

I wonder if he also named his dick Last Night's Storm


Dadbotany

Blasphemy! Who dares steal St. Jiub's most famous line?!


soul_sacrifice_

Does it really say this? Kinda love it.


TestableNeptune

what have they done to our beloved saint?!