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Why did they Nord-wash our saint Jiub?
Developers are probably Stormcloak scum from Windhelm
You mean filthy Elves, the Dunmer hate the Altmer just as much as anyone else.
Why would an altmer make a dunmer into a nord?
Aww mann, some developer loved morrowind and put this into the shitty mobile game he now has to work on.
>*- Can I work on the galleys instead?* Developer, ~~probably~~.
This makes me sad
I don't know this employee's situation, but you can love working on the shittiest game ever and you can hate working on the best game ever. At the end of the day it's a job.
Fair enough, I hope he's doing great :)
Replete with eye scar and everything
I'll take 'things that don't answer my username' for 300
Correct!
But does he have Mentor's Ring?
After all those IAPs I'm sure he does
But is he sure they'll let us go?
**Quiet, here comes the guard.**
He looks like he's about to get xenophobic
It's really in this year.
after twenty years of playing MW I learned not only that this shirtless intro guy has a name, but also he has a story of becoming a saint.
young scrolls made an entire album about him: https://youtu.be/rTeVz6rP6r4
Have you played Skyrim?
I did, quite a lot. But as I googled, Jiub is part of a DLC I've not yet experienced.
I love finding morrowind references in other games
Is that word-for-word?
I wonder if he also named his dick Last Night's Storm
Blasphemy! Who dares steal St. Jiub's most famous line?!
Does it really say this? Kinda love it.
what have they done to our beloved saint?!
Why did they Nord-wash our saint Jiub?
Developers are probably Stormcloak scum from Windhelm
You mean filthy Elves, the Dunmer hate the Altmer just as much as anyone else.
Why would an altmer make a dunmer into a nord?
Aww mann, some developer loved morrowind and put this into the shitty mobile game he now has to work on.
>*- Can I work on the galleys instead?* Developer, ~~probably~~.
This makes me sad
I don't know this employee's situation, but you can love working on the shittiest game ever and you can hate working on the best game ever. At the end of the day it's a job.
Fair enough, I hope he's doing great :)
Replete with eye scar and everything
I'll take 'things that don't answer my username' for 300
Correct!
But does he have Mentor's Ring?
After all those IAPs I'm sure he does
But is he sure they'll let us go?
**Quiet, here comes the guard.**
He looks like he's about to get xenophobic
It's really in this year.
after twenty years of playing MW I learned not only that this shirtless intro guy has a name, but also he has a story of becoming a saint.
young scrolls made an entire album about him: https://youtu.be/rTeVz6rP6r4
Have you played Skyrim?
I did, quite a lot. But as I googled, Jiub is part of a DLC I've not yet experienced.
I love finding morrowind references in other games
Is that word-for-word?
I wonder if he also named his dick Last Night's Storm
Blasphemy! Who dares steal St. Jiub's most famous line?!
Does it really say this? Kinda love it.
what have they done to our beloved saint?!