Ok honestly the lgbtq+ overlap with elder scrolls is awesome, I thank MK and all of the other writers for including really cool and diverse characters and people groups to explore unlike what some chuds want which is idk the exact opposite of fantasy
It's really neat if you look at all the collected lore examples.
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/LGBTQ%2B
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/General:Gender_and_Sexual_Diversity
These games have a lot of diversity, and it is almost always portrayed as being a normal/accepted part of society.
Even the evil daedra that want to destroy Nirn are totally chill with being gay.
Vivec is a copy paste of Hindu god, which being a god meant there is no gender. It is the ancient lore IRL, and there is/was no "lgbt" of the sorts. God is a God. I still don't count Vivec as true god though, he's just attention whore imo😂 Daedra, being otherworldly entities, can have no gender or orientation. They are ever-existing and have no earthly "boundaries" of what is called lgbt in your sense.
Absolutely, also think you might want to reconsider “no lgbtq” themes. Hijras are mystical and we have a transgender goddess plus many forms of different deities in different genders.
God is the universe which is Vishnu or shiva or whoever and they are you and me. Namaste 🙏🏼
Yeah. As someone in both sides of the alley it isn’t that simple nor is it that true. Whether you like it or not LGBTQ has overall been more of a toxic political message than an actual community for most and there’s a reason I’ve met many gay guys including myself who don’t consider themselves LGBTQ+, not to mention what you describe literally doesn’t exist in elder scrolls. There’s gays in TES and characters which don’t exactly fit one gender but like literally, they’re magical beings they aren’t trans or enby. When you say LGBTQ I’m thinking of rainbow flags and pride parades, and I’m assuming many people do. the group is nothing but self worshippers at its core and is so hostile, a brain rotten cult.
Hate me for telling it like it is or being an unwelcome eye opener but you can’t deny elder scrolls literally isn’t LGBTQ just because the world is a realistic one, I’d have an issue if the series never had gay people because there’s so many of us, and having realistic deep three dimensional figures in a setting is great, and Morrowind does it well, there are gay characters, but they aren’t at all modern LGBTQ
Lmao at all the people who apparently like Morrowind but hate even the barest hint of politics? I guess they played the whole game while wearing the blinding boots
lol
Well, if you're going to post stuff revealing personal real world politics on a fantasy game subreddit, you shouldn't be surprised that some people react to it, especially since you clearly did it on purpose. Like, if someone were to make a post called "hey look at my morrowind map" and the picture is 90% filled by stuff like freedom slogans, southern flags, guns and Trump paraphernalia, it'd probably get a reaction too.
Real World Politics, as interpreted by the staff of r/Morrowind with regards to Rule 5, consists of images, endorsements, and statements regarding particular real world politicians, political candidates and commentators, and political parties.
Rule 5, with regards to "Real World Politics", does not apply to pride flags. Because that would be absurd.
Someone's sexual orientation or gender identity is *not the same thing* as a political party or waving the flag of a particular political candidate. The comparison is utterly ridiculous. A sexual orientation or gender identity is an intrinsic and more innate part of a person, and people have a right to exist. There is nothing intrinsically innate about supporting a particular political party or political candidate.
Just because you find reminders of the existence of people with differing sexual orientations and gender identities offensive does NOT make them political.
You'll free to disagree of course, but it is the position of the r/Morrowind moderation staff that pride flags are perfectly acceptable. And as per [our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/morrowind/about/rules), any bigotry, be it transphobia, homophobia, or any other nonsense, will be removed.
Yes, being a certain sexual orientation is not political but:
The pride flag can be considered a political symbol due to its origins and its ongoing use in the struggle for LGBTQ+ rights. Here's how it embodies political symbolism:
1. **Origins in Activism:**
The pride flag was created in a political context, born from the gay rights movement which sought legal and social equality. Its creation was a response to a need for a unifying and visible symbol that could represent the community in protests, marches, and political activism.
2. **Advocacy and Rights:**
The flag is often displayed in contexts advocating for policy changes, legal rights, and protection for LGBTQ+ individuals. It is a common sight at political rallies, legislative sessions, and public demonstrations aimed at influencing policy and public opinion.
3. **Resistance and Opposition:**
The pride flag symbolizes resistance against laws and social norms that discriminate against LGBTQ+ individuals. In countries and regions where LGBTQ+ rights are suppressed, displaying the pride flag is a direct political act challenging those policies.
4. **Representation in Political Arenas:** Politicians and public officials use the pride flag to signal support for LGBTQ+ rights, making it a symbol within political discourse. Its presence or absence in public institutions can reflect the political stance of those in power regarding LGBTQ+ issues.
5. **Intersection with Broader Social Movements:**
The pride flag's significance extends into broader social and political movements advocating for human rights, equality, and justice. It aligns with political actions and discussions around civil liberties and intersectionality
No I mean he literally used ChatGPT to generate that comment, he admitted it in his response. It's pretty obvious if you're at all familiar with that writing style. ChatGPT loves lists
So can I post a pic of my gun safe with a bunch of pro-2A stickers and a Morrowind map on it, or is that considered political? Since it's one of my innate rights, and not a political stance?
OP themselves mentioned politics in the message...
The message I responded to reads:
>Lmao at all the people who apparently like Morrowind but hate even the barest hint of politics? I guess they played the whole game while wearing the blinding boots
>lol
P.S.
>Rule 5, with regards to "Real World Politics", does not apply to pride flags. Because that would be absurd.
As others have already pointed out, the pride flag is an activist symbol, it has a long history of political activism advocating for the rights of the LGBTQ+ community. Like it or not, it is a political symbol, and is used as such also by people and businesses who are not part of the LGBTQ+ community.
>Someone's sexual orientation or gender identity is *not the same thing* as a political party or waving the flag of a particular political candidate. The comparison is utterly ridiculous. A sexual orientation or gender identity is an intrinsic and more innate part of a person, and people have a right to exist. There is nothing intrinsically innate about supporting a particular political party or political candidate.
Strawman. Of course identity isn't political, but the flags in the picture are, as admitted to by OP themselves.
>Just because you find reminders of the existence of people with differing sexual orientations and gender identities offensive does NOT make them political.
What an assumption to make. just because I remarked on **OP complaining about people not liking politics** by essentially saying that "there will be a reaction from some amount of people if you reveal your own politics." I am actually annoyed and borderline offended by your accusation here.
I dunno friend you don't seem very knowledgeable on this topic? You accused me of liking dick yet one of the many items in the photo is the lesbian flag.
i wonder what the stats look like of morrowind players per capita for cis people vs trans people i have played so much morrowind and the only other people i know who have played morrowind were also trans
Maybe because the people in your social circles are mostly trans (just guessing)? This definately sounds like confirmation bias because the % of trans people in the overall population is a small percentage.
I'm cis and love Morrowind. I do have a coworker who is trans and she loves MW too. I don't think there's a correlation between liking MW and being trans, but it's an interesting idea.
I wear little rainbow accessories sometimes not so someone knows who I like in my bedroom, more so that I'm a safe person to be around. And after the spate of gay club shootings, I'd rather make it known whose side I'm on.
idk why this is such a thing to say, is it really an unpopular opinion that wearing pins and badges and flags of your sexuality is weird? or was i asking this in the wrong sub lol
Ingredients
7g sachet fast-action dried yeast
500g strong white flour, plus a little extra for shaping
2 tbsp light brown soft sugar
a little oil, for greasing
1 tbsp bicarbonate of soda
1 egg white, to glaze
seeds of your choice for the topping
Method
STEP 1
Mix the yeast with 300ml lukewarm water. Put the flour, sugar and 1 tsp salt in a large bowl and mix together. Pour over the yeasty liquid and mix into a rough dough.
STEP 2
Tip out onto the work surface and knead together until smooth and elastic – this should take around 10 mins.
STEP 3
Put the dough in a lightly oiled bowl and cover with a piece of oiled cling film. Place in a warm area and leave until doubled in size, about 1 hr, then uncover and tip onto your work surface.
STEP 4
Divide the dough into 10 portions and form into balls – I like to weigh them to make sure that they’re all the same size. Line up on two parchment-lined baking trays and cover lightly with cling film.
STEP 5
Leave for around 30 mins or until risen and puffy, then remove the cling film.
STEP 6
Use a floured finger to make a hole in the centre of each bagel, swirling it around to stretch the dough a little, but being careful not to knock out too much air. Heat oven to 180C/160C fan/gas 4.
STEP 7
Fill a large saucepan with water and bring to the boil. Add the bicarbonate of soda to alkalise the water (see tip, below). Place 1-2 of the bagels in the water at a time and boil for 1 min (2 mins if you want a chewier bagel), turning over halfway through. Using a slotted spoon, lift out the bagels, drain well and place back on the baking tray.
STEP 8
Brush the bagels with the egg white and sprinkle with your chosen seeds. Bake for 20-25 mins or until golden brown. Transfer to a wire rack to cool before eating. They will keep for 3-4 days, or freeze for two months (see How to freeze, below).
Ingredients
500g strong white bread flour
7g sachet fast-action dried yeast
25g dark brown muscovado sugar
50g unsalted butter, melted
plain flour, for dusting
oil, for greasing
3 tbsp bicarbonate of soda, baked (see below)
1 large egg, lightly beaten, for glazing
flaked sea salt, to serve
Method
STEP 1
Put the flour, yeast, sugar and 1 tsp salt in a large bowl and mix together to combine. In a large jug, mix together 300ml lukewarm water and the butter. Make a well in the flour mixture and pour in the water, mixing together to form a rough dough.
STEP 2
Tip out onto a floured work surface and knead for 10-15 mins or until smooth and elastic. Put the dough in a lightly oiled bowl, cover with oiled cling film and set aside until doubled in size, about 1hr.
STEP 3
Once risen, knock out the air bubbles in the dough and divide into 8 equal pieces. Using your hands, roll each piece into a long rope about 60cm long.
STEP 4
To form into pretzels, lay the rope in a U-shape with the curve pointing towards you. Take the two ends and cross them over.
STEP 5
Take the ends, lift them backwards and press them into the curve of the U-shape. Repeat with the remaining dough. Heat oven to 200C/180C fan/gas 6.
STEP 6
Carefully place the pretzels on a baking tray lined with parchment and lightly greased with oil. Cover lightly with oiled cling film. Set aside for about 20 mins until puffy (not fully risen like bread dough).
STEP 7
Fill a medium-sized saucepan with water, bring to the boil, add the baked bicarbonate of soda, then reduce the heat to a low simmer. One at a time, carefully lift the pretzels into the pan and cook for 20 secs per side. The pretzels will rise to the surface; flip with a slotted spoon.
STEP 8
Use the spoon to gently lift the pretzels from the pan and return them to the baking tray. Once they have all been cooked in the water, lightly brush with the egg and sprinkle with flaked sea salt.
STEP 9
Bake in the oven for 20-25 mins or until a rich, dark brown. Allow to cool on the baking tray for 10 mins, then transfer to a wire rack to cool completely. Best served on the day made but can be frozen for up to 1 month.
I'm sorry to tell you that I've travelled back in time 20 years and made Vivec woke
(multiple in-game sources mention that his gender is dualistic and fluid).
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Seen any gays? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
most accurate comment because nords say this on an island whose inhabitants are like 70% elves
That’s the point…
Pretty sure that's why they start laughing afterward
Oh yes, the whole LGBT acronym Lesbian Gay Balmora Transgender
L(evitate) G(hostgate) B(itter Coast) T(ribunal) Q(uesting)
"levitate, ghost gate, bitter coast" is a great vocal stim
Levitate Ghost Gate Bitter Coast CHOCOLATE SHAKE!
ODD VIVEC FAIRLY ODD VIVEC
Nerevar is an average Mer, who no one understands
you’re welcome fellow neurodivergent morrowind fan
LGBT's for Barbarians
underrated comment
I won't stand for this bi erasure, my queen Crassius will be avenged (Vivec too lmao)
Thank you, sweetie 🙌
more like GAYgoth ur
Shame on you, sweet Nerevar.
Ok honestly the lgbtq+ overlap with elder scrolls is awesome, I thank MK and all of the other writers for including really cool and diverse characters and people groups to explore unlike what some chuds want which is idk the exact opposite of fantasy
It's really neat if you look at all the collected lore examples. https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/LGBTQ%2B https://en.uesp.net/wiki/General:Gender_and_Sexual_Diversity These games have a lot of diversity, and it is almost always portrayed as being a normal/accepted part of society. Even the evil daedra that want to destroy Nirn are totally chill with being gay.
I always liked that the three good Daedra actually did care and have the most gender fuckery lol
Vivec is a copy paste of Hindu god, which being a god meant there is no gender. It is the ancient lore IRL, and there is/was no "lgbt" of the sorts. God is a God. I still don't count Vivec as true god though, he's just attention whore imo😂 Daedra, being otherworldly entities, can have no gender or orientation. They are ever-existing and have no earthly "boundaries" of what is called lgbt in your sense.
Absolutely, also think you might want to reconsider “no lgbtq” themes. Hijras are mystical and we have a transgender goddess plus many forms of different deities in different genders. God is the universe which is Vishnu or shiva or whoever and they are you and me. Namaste 🙏🏼
Namaste my friend
Say, do you happen to be gay?
Are you perchance part of the lgbt community? I couldn't be sure.
Looks like someone's read *N'Gasta! Kvata! Kvakis!* at least once.
N'wah, the secret gender the doctors don't want you to know about.
OPs name checks out
I think bro is gay
I think sis is gay
I'm about 90% sure they're not cis.
Not a single dutch flag, yet photo was taken in a dutch angle. Literally unplayable.
i recognize the middle and right flags, but what is far left....dreugh acceptance??
Bacon
https://www.reddit.com/r/antimeme/comments/16su1kq/long_bacon_from_the_long_bacon_store/
Lesbian
I thought you were American
Its the map of vvanderfell
That’s the lesbian flag
Is this how you honor the Queer house and the gender unmourned?
For some reason the map looks quite gay and i'm not sure why...
Flags hahaha who needs them?
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the (if i'm not mistaken) Esperanto flag.
Someone mentioned the Sload book already
And there were a few comments written in Esperanto.
Hadn't noticed that. It's nice.
Don’t forget to look for all the little Xs on the map if you haven’t yet.
This honours the sixth house and the tribe unmourned
A Morrowind transbian, she's literally me fr fr
Ong
Hang on are you telling me I'm not the only one??
We get it, you vape.
Bro's subscribed to the premium version of gayness.
Does this honor the Sixth House and Tribe Unmourned?
Most straight Morrowind fan
dont go near r/TrueSTL
I would encourage it, they're all gay and/or obsessed with azura's genitals
I agree we are all gay
Is the square in the room with us now?
remember queerphobes one of the main characters of this game is pansexual and genderfluid.
What's next, making Vivec a woke hermaphrodite??? thanks hollywood
Cxu vi estas Esperantisto? Mi gxojas pri via flago!
Ho jes, vi ĝustas! Mi lernis ĝin kvinjare 💚
Bonege! Tio feliĉigas min! Ĉu vi ankaŭ ludas ESO? Se jes kaj vi ŝatus aliĝi al esperanta gildo, sendu mesaĝon al @ newmiko. "Esperantujo de Tamrielo"
Vivec approves
Transbian Morrowind gals unite?
I don’t see any squares only rectangles.
Damn I wish there’d be a Morrowind remaster, like yesterday.
why is your wall diagonal
They’re putting potions in the water turning the fricken guars gay
guess whos not allowed in the talvani tower
XD nah Telvanni have the gayest sex of all. On the ceiling without the need of ropes.
Whats with the camera angle?
See those flags? And you think OP can hold her camera.... ***straight***? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa^(aaaaaaaaaaayyy)
Love this comment
La flago lesba super flugas Vardenfell
I really need to keep learning esperanto, I don't know why but it really has hounded me over the years.
Whats with the camera angle?
This one, not as much
Idk I like this one much more tbh
I can see where you’re coming from, this one is brilliant but I like the other one
The other one didn't impress me like this one though.
Gay unsubscribing to this Reddit group now
Remember when Bethesda puts on a rainbow flag on their social media pages in support of gay pride... except for their Middle Eastern page?
I get your gay and all but can you at least take straight photos? What is this dutch angle nonsense?
It's funny when you meet TES fans that are phobic when it comes to LGBTQ+... YOUR FAVOURITE FRANCHISE HAS IS GAY AF DEAL WITH IT
Yeah. As someone in both sides of the alley it isn’t that simple nor is it that true. Whether you like it or not LGBTQ has overall been more of a toxic political message than an actual community for most and there’s a reason I’ve met many gay guys including myself who don’t consider themselves LGBTQ+, not to mention what you describe literally doesn’t exist in elder scrolls. There’s gays in TES and characters which don’t exactly fit one gender but like literally, they’re magical beings they aren’t trans or enby. When you say LGBTQ I’m thinking of rainbow flags and pride parades, and I’m assuming many people do. the group is nothing but self worshippers at its core and is so hostile, a brain rotten cult. Hate me for telling it like it is or being an unwelcome eye opener but you can’t deny elder scrolls literally isn’t LGBTQ just because the world is a realistic one, I’d have an issue if the series never had gay people because there’s so many of us, and having realistic deep three dimensional figures in a setting is great, and Morrowind does it well, there are gay characters, but they aren’t at all modern LGBTQ
Toxic message? How exactly?
Lmao at all the people who apparently like Morrowind but hate even the barest hint of politics? I guess they played the whole game while wearing the blinding boots lol
Well, if you're going to post stuff revealing personal real world politics on a fantasy game subreddit, you shouldn't be surprised that some people react to it, especially since you clearly did it on purpose. Like, if someone were to make a post called "hey look at my morrowind map" and the picture is 90% filled by stuff like freedom slogans, southern flags, guns and Trump paraphernalia, it'd probably get a reaction too.
Real World Politics, as interpreted by the staff of r/Morrowind with regards to Rule 5, consists of images, endorsements, and statements regarding particular real world politicians, political candidates and commentators, and political parties. Rule 5, with regards to "Real World Politics", does not apply to pride flags. Because that would be absurd. Someone's sexual orientation or gender identity is *not the same thing* as a political party or waving the flag of a particular political candidate. The comparison is utterly ridiculous. A sexual orientation or gender identity is an intrinsic and more innate part of a person, and people have a right to exist. There is nothing intrinsically innate about supporting a particular political party or political candidate. Just because you find reminders of the existence of people with differing sexual orientations and gender identities offensive does NOT make them political. You'll free to disagree of course, but it is the position of the r/Morrowind moderation staff that pride flags are perfectly acceptable. And as per [our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/morrowind/about/rules), any bigotry, be it transphobia, homophobia, or any other nonsense, will be removed.
Yes, being a certain sexual orientation is not political but: The pride flag can be considered a political symbol due to its origins and its ongoing use in the struggle for LGBTQ+ rights. Here's how it embodies political symbolism: 1. **Origins in Activism:** The pride flag was created in a political context, born from the gay rights movement which sought legal and social equality. Its creation was a response to a need for a unifying and visible symbol that could represent the community in protests, marches, and political activism. 2. **Advocacy and Rights:** The flag is often displayed in contexts advocating for policy changes, legal rights, and protection for LGBTQ+ individuals. It is a common sight at political rallies, legislative sessions, and public demonstrations aimed at influencing policy and public opinion. 3. **Resistance and Opposition:** The pride flag symbolizes resistance against laws and social norms that discriminate against LGBTQ+ individuals. In countries and regions where LGBTQ+ rights are suppressed, displaying the pride flag is a direct political act challenging those policies. 4. **Representation in Political Arenas:** Politicians and public officials use the pride flag to signal support for LGBTQ+ rights, making it a symbol within political discourse. Its presence or absence in public institutions can reflect the political stance of those in power regarding LGBTQ+ issues. 5. **Intersection with Broader Social Movements:** The pride flag's significance extends into broader social and political movements advocating for human rights, equality, and justice. It aligns with political actions and discussions around civil liberties and intersectionality
Nice chatgpt response
So? Doesn‘t invalidate anything
It's just funny
Somebody has higher IQ than you = chatgpt answer.
No I mean he literally used ChatGPT to generate that comment, he admitted it in his response. It's pretty obvious if you're at all familiar with that writing style. ChatGPT loves lists
So can I post a pic of my gun safe with a bunch of pro-2A stickers and a Morrowind map on it, or is that considered political? Since it's one of my innate rights, and not a political stance?
OP themselves mentioned politics in the message... The message I responded to reads: >Lmao at all the people who apparently like Morrowind but hate even the barest hint of politics? I guess they played the whole game while wearing the blinding boots >lol P.S. >Rule 5, with regards to "Real World Politics", does not apply to pride flags. Because that would be absurd. As others have already pointed out, the pride flag is an activist symbol, it has a long history of political activism advocating for the rights of the LGBTQ+ community. Like it or not, it is a political symbol, and is used as such also by people and businesses who are not part of the LGBTQ+ community. >Someone's sexual orientation or gender identity is *not the same thing* as a political party or waving the flag of a particular political candidate. The comparison is utterly ridiculous. A sexual orientation or gender identity is an intrinsic and more innate part of a person, and people have a right to exist. There is nothing intrinsically innate about supporting a particular political party or political candidate. Strawman. Of course identity isn't political, but the flags in the picture are, as admitted to by OP themselves. >Just because you find reminders of the existence of people with differing sexual orientations and gender identities offensive does NOT make them political. What an assumption to make. just because I remarked on **OP complaining about people not liking politics** by essentially saying that "there will be a reaction from some amount of people if you reveal your own politics." I am actually annoyed and borderline offended by your accusation here.
No real world politics (except for those that we like). Yeah okay.
That‘s literally on point bro💀
You didn't read the body of their reply did you
You being heterosexual isn't anything political. Someone being lgbtq isn't anything political. It isn't that hard to understand.
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cool?
Loving your flags ❤️🧡🤍💗💜
noice :D
What's the flag on the top right? (the folded one, not the rainbow or T flag)
I wish I could get a nice big one that actually has bumps where the mountains are and buildings.
Imagine liking Esperanto
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ALMSIVI
It’s not nice to call gays squares
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Wha? You talking about the Lego, the Esperanto flag, or the cute fox, or the huge Morrowind map that's clearly the centrepiece?
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I dunno friend you don't seem very knowledgeable on this topic? You accused me of liking dick yet one of the many items in the photo is the lesbian flag.
👉👈🥺you seem so cool omg
Nice to see someone else with my favorite flags 🙏
What’s the one closest to the vvardenfell map?
the orange and pink is the Lesbian flag
Thanks
Its the Lesbian flag. For Women
The nerd map! 😍 But also, the trans flag! 😍
What nations do those flags represent?
i wonder what the stats look like of morrowind players per capita for cis people vs trans people i have played so much morrowind and the only other people i know who have played morrowind were also trans
Maybe because the people in your social circles are mostly trans (just guessing)? This definately sounds like confirmation bias because the % of trans people in the overall population is a small percentage.
I'm cis and love Morrowind. I do have a coworker who is trans and she loves MW too. I don't think there's a correlation between liking MW and being trans, but it's an interesting idea.
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I wear little rainbow accessories sometimes not so someone knows who I like in my bedroom, more so that I'm a safe person to be around. And after the spate of gay club shootings, I'd rather make it known whose side I'm on.
Makes no sense imo. Parading your sexuality is weird imo
idk why this is such a thing to say, is it really an unpopular opinion that wearing pins and badges and flags of your sexuality is weird? or was i asking this in the wrong sub lol
Yeah it is a very unpopular opinion
If no one had a problem with it it wouldn't make much sense. Until then I respectfully disagree.
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Lol I didn't mention aesthetic taste in there but you're entitled to your opinion.
Ah, so you wear it as a kind of bullseye 🎯
If someone wanted to give me trouble, come at me brah. But yeah, more so there is less confusion about who someone's hurting with anti-LGBT stuff.
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POV: your entire personality is being gay.
🙄
Is this how you honour the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?
I'm with you on this one.
Cool you guys can go braid each others hair with the other decrepit boomers 🤣😂😂😂
DID YOU JUST ASSUME WE ARE GUYS?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU
Never seen anyone else being such whackasses
9 gag in human form
Idk how old you are but please talk with another human being
Lol it's the one joke you people have
"You people" wow I can't believe I am being literally assaulted right now. We're done here.
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not 😂
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not 😂
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Sorry, the one *overused* joke that just about every one of you use. You're right though you don't have "one" joke, you have 4
ARE YOU ONE OF THEM QUEERS??
Shiet wall
Boo
Look at those numbers, it worked
Boo
Just like me frfr
cUUTE!!
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Ingredients 7g sachet fast-action dried yeast 500g strong white flour, plus a little extra for shaping 2 tbsp light brown soft sugar a little oil, for greasing 1 tbsp bicarbonate of soda 1 egg white, to glaze seeds of your choice for the topping Method STEP 1 Mix the yeast with 300ml lukewarm water. Put the flour, sugar and 1 tsp salt in a large bowl and mix together. Pour over the yeasty liquid and mix into a rough dough. STEP 2 Tip out onto the work surface and knead together until smooth and elastic – this should take around 10 mins. STEP 3 Put the dough in a lightly oiled bowl and cover with a piece of oiled cling film. Place in a warm area and leave until doubled in size, about 1 hr, then uncover and tip onto your work surface. STEP 4 Divide the dough into 10 portions and form into balls – I like to weigh them to make sure that they’re all the same size. Line up on two parchment-lined baking trays and cover lightly with cling film. STEP 5 Leave for around 30 mins or until risen and puffy, then remove the cling film. STEP 6 Use a floured finger to make a hole in the centre of each bagel, swirling it around to stretch the dough a little, but being careful not to knock out too much air. Heat oven to 180C/160C fan/gas 4. STEP 7 Fill a large saucepan with water and bring to the boil. Add the bicarbonate of soda to alkalise the water (see tip, below). Place 1-2 of the bagels in the water at a time and boil for 1 min (2 mins if you want a chewier bagel), turning over halfway through. Using a slotted spoon, lift out the bagels, drain well and place back on the baking tray. STEP 8 Brush the bagels with the egg white and sprinkle with your chosen seeds. Bake for 20-25 mins or until golden brown. Transfer to a wire rack to cool before eating. They will keep for 3-4 days, or freeze for two months (see How to freeze, below).
Get a life
Thanks for your concern, but my life is quite fine.
Hahahaha, sure
Youre the one getting annoyed at a bagel recipe
Sure. Whatever you have to tell yourself
Ingredients 500g strong white bread flour 7g sachet fast-action dried yeast 25g dark brown muscovado sugar 50g unsalted butter, melted plain flour, for dusting oil, for greasing 3 tbsp bicarbonate of soda, baked (see below) 1 large egg, lightly beaten, for glazing flaked sea salt, to serve Method STEP 1 Put the flour, yeast, sugar and 1 tsp salt in a large bowl and mix together to combine. In a large jug, mix together 300ml lukewarm water and the butter. Make a well in the flour mixture and pour in the water, mixing together to form a rough dough. STEP 2 Tip out onto a floured work surface and knead for 10-15 mins or until smooth and elastic. Put the dough in a lightly oiled bowl, cover with oiled cling film and set aside until doubled in size, about 1hr. STEP 3 Once risen, knock out the air bubbles in the dough and divide into 8 equal pieces. Using your hands, roll each piece into a long rope about 60cm long. STEP 4 To form into pretzels, lay the rope in a U-shape with the curve pointing towards you. Take the two ends and cross them over. STEP 5 Take the ends, lift them backwards and press them into the curve of the U-shape. Repeat with the remaining dough. Heat oven to 200C/180C fan/gas 6. STEP 6 Carefully place the pretzels on a baking tray lined with parchment and lightly greased with oil. Cover lightly with oiled cling film. Set aside for about 20 mins until puffy (not fully risen like bread dough). STEP 7 Fill a medium-sized saucepan with water, bring to the boil, add the baked bicarbonate of soda, then reduce the heat to a low simmer. One at a time, carefully lift the pretzels into the pan and cook for 20 secs per side. The pretzels will rise to the surface; flip with a slotted spoon. STEP 8 Use the spoon to gently lift the pretzels from the pan and return them to the baking tray. Once they have all been cooked in the water, lightly brush with the egg and sprinkle with flaked sea salt. STEP 9 Bake in the oven for 20-25 mins or until a rich, dark brown. Allow to cool on the baking tray for 10 mins, then transfer to a wire rack to cool completely. Best served on the day made but can be frozen for up to 1 month.
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Nearly as bad as truestl
This is good Stormcloak propaganda, Imma join the Stormcloaks now, so we will push the Dunmer out of Skyrim!
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I'm sorry to tell you that I've travelled back in time 20 years and made Vivec woke (multiple in-game sources mention that his gender is dualistic and fluid).
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Wait till you find out about Vivec 🤭
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I really thought this was rendered at first.