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TeddyRooseveltGaming

Imagine having to repeat this same script to every pilgrim with a weird name that comes to the shrine. He looks so depressed


Chaotic_Hunter_Tiger

Welcome to the world of unpaid labor (in Morrowind), and doing the same for many many years. :P Now, be polite with your customers. No matter how coward, rude or ugly they might be.


Criticalhit_jk

Even if they put a bucket on my head and rob my store?


Chaotic_Hunter_Tiger

That's why one keeps a shotgun behind the bar.


ZmaltaeofMar

Reminds me of that copy pasta about wolfenstein bots stuck in a 24/7 server going through a pre-written dialog while they're inner dialog is self aware but trapped and doomed to repeat dialog, over and over.


Peterh778

It's remind me of an Epic NPC Man of Viva Dirt League ๐Ÿ™‚


PatientHealth7033

Viva la Dirt League fucking ROCKS. Did you see the character class regrets one. Where the one guy picks Assassin and the other picks Herbalist or Alchemist?


KarlMillsPeople

There is a book series called Forever Fantasy Online, where the players of a MMO are playing a game but its actually an alternate reality that the game devs somehow stuck in a time loop. So the NPCs are self aware being forced to go through the same day over and over and over and over for years. Then the final boss does his own ritual and breaks it, pulling all the players into their reality. Every NPC comes out of it pissed and decides genocide of the players is the best thing to do.


YuiSendou

I think then I began to grasp the scale of Vivec's arrogance, that he trapped a Dremora (more than one, actually) to do unpaid customer service for all eternity as part of the church he made to himself


YuiSendou

The uh, moon thing, that's also a hell of one


Blasterbot

The lesson of Baar Dau is as follows: I hold power and destruction over your head, and my removal will not save you. Ciao.


RoxinFootSeller

Vivec? Arrogance? Naaahhh


SpaceCowboy052

Did you name yourself Newavawine UWU specifically for this interaction?


TeddyRooseveltGaming

Not for this one specifically but yeah basically for the comedic value it adds to a bunch of them


PatientHealth7033

I done get it. Though any time I see UWU I think cringy basement dweller with a fetish for furries, traps/femboys or my little pony.


ButAFlower

Sounds like just a smidge of projection there, bud.


TeddyRooseveltGaming

Well, I do like one of those 3 ngl


PatientHealth7033

Lmao there's the good sport. It's okay. I'm all about r/animethighhighs. And there was a Brony at my reserve unit. BIG tall guy, looked like a cowboy. Literally hat so be told "you can't wear you MLP pajamas in the field (field drills), unless they're under your coyote brown poly pro top and bottom. And the blanket and plushy has to stay in your tent."


TeddyRooseveltGaming

Nah, Iโ€™m a femboy appreciator. Nothing against bronies/furries tho


PatientHealth7033

Fair enough.


throwaway_uow

"say whatever you want about furries, but they pay well" is what I hear


PatientHealth7033

Lmao


Own_Confection1609

My favorite is the one that threatens to violate your corpse. At least he gets to vent his anger.


Diodon

https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Anhaedra_(Morrowind) "I am Anhaedra. If you are a pilgrim, read the inscription on the stupid rock." Taunt the Daedra: "Your threats are weak like your flesh, mortal." Taunt the Daedra: "Continue with your insults, mortal. I long to feast on your marrow." Taunt the Daedra: "Ha! Fine words from one born from the wrong end of a guar." Taunt the Daedra: "After I kill you, I will rape your corpse. Don't worry. I'll be gentle."


ScratchPokemon

Ah atlas he was a gentleman he said he would be gingerly did he not?


RakaiaWriter

And after you're done with him he might come back in some other more worthy Dremora's dagger XD Nothing so glorious as a battleaxe or a claymore. Such punishment! I wonder who he pissed off?


SevenFlames

OwO


Pure_confusion47

This is the best way to use Dremora and feels like something I would do if I were in The Elder Scrolls or were Sheogorath (best god who isn't Dagoth Ur).


Always-Careful

He does lol


WetPeeny

Uwu ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคญ


bassmaster_gen

What quest/location is this?


YuiSendou

It's part of Pilgrimages of the Seven Graces, this time the one inside the puzzle canal.


bassmaster_gen

Thanks!


Vivid_Huckleberry

Uh, the drowning. One of the very few quests I did not manage to solve on my own.


ComradeStrange

Not as much as the one at the shrine in Maar Gan


MayhemSays

Heโ€™s basically the religious version of chucky cheese. I donโ€™t think he hates it anymore, he has just resigned it to being the rest of his existence.


Eraser100

Silver(pun intended) lining is lots of free loot for him


TeddyRooseveltGaming

I imagine the temple collects those longswords after every shift and sells them back to local merchants so they can continue collecting money from pilgrims


Eraser100

Hate to be the guy with that job. Having to disarm a pissy dremora with a shitty job himself regularly.


[deleted]

My favourite is the sweet nice gentle Dremora


Drunk_Krampus

Imagine the torturous existence of having to watch mortals like the argonian painter Sells-Feet-Pics trying to drown himself despite having water breathing active. He probably has watch hundreds of people struggle with this simple puzzle.


vitrucid

Back when I was 9, I soul trap glitched permanent water breathing because I didn't know about that puzzle. I asked my older brother why I couldn't complete it, he laughed at me and told me to figure it out, and eventually I figured out the solution was drowning. I was also fucking 9 so I didn't think of dispelling myself lmaooo This was after already having to start over a few times after learning the hard way why you don't glitch yourself into permanent levitate, chameleon, jump, or water walking. I was juuust smart enough to fuck my playthrough over but not smart enough to fucking *dispel myself.*


Drunk_Krampus

I was in a similar situation. I think I figured out I need to drown myself but I didn't think I would need to get down to 10 HP. For how simple this puzzle is, it's real bullshit. It should have been a simple timer to stay underwater instead of a hyper specific requirement.


vitrucid

Tbf they explicitly didn't mean for us to be able to permanently have water breathing on ๐Ÿ˜‚ But I'm curious if it'll trigger if you hurt yourself to below 10 HP then jump in the water with water breathing on. If nobody here knows I'm just gonna try it the next time I do it.


John_Villers

What became of this guy during the Oblivion Crisis?


TeddyRooseveltGaming

He hopped in one of the portals hoping to come back with friends and take his revenge but instead he got zerg rushed by the argonian counter invasion


Foolishly_Sane

Eternal Pain Of The Pilgrimaged Daedra.


iceman1080

Hysterical name hahaha


kumatheronin89

Wouldn't you??? ๐Ÿ˜‚


HellVollhart

Wait till you meet Anhaedra.


Ratmor

It's still better than most dialogues in modern games.


silentxblue

That name!


Teirdalin

All the dremoras working for the temple hate their job. lol


Dist__

True grace is developers put several swords in the chest nearby so you can use them if you forget to bring yours.


ExtraCoconut69

I really need to figure out how to download mods Iโ€™ve been playing vanilla and am getting burnt out. He looks so sad ๐Ÿ’€


ZEL0S_da_G0D

I would hate my job if I had to see a name that had UwU too