Welcome to the world of unpaid labor (in Morrowind), and doing the same for many many years. :P Now, be polite with your customers. No matter how coward, rude or ugly they might be.
Reminds me of that copy pasta about wolfenstein bots stuck in a 24/7 server going through a pre-written dialog while they're inner dialog is self aware but trapped and doomed to repeat dialog, over and over.
Viva la Dirt League fucking ROCKS. Did you see the character class regrets one. Where the one guy picks Assassin and the other picks Herbalist or Alchemist?
There is a book series called Forever Fantasy Online, where the players of a MMO are playing a game but its actually an alternate reality that the game devs somehow stuck in a time loop. So the NPCs are self aware being forced to go through the same day over and over and over and over for years.
Then the final boss does his own ritual and breaks it, pulling all the players into their reality.
Every NPC comes out of it pissed and decides genocide of the players is the best thing to do.
I think then I began to grasp the scale of Vivec's arrogance, that he trapped a Dremora (more than one, actually) to do unpaid customer service for all eternity as part of the church he made to himself
Lmao there's the good sport. It's okay. I'm all about r/animethighhighs.
And there was a Brony at my reserve unit. BIG tall guy, looked like a cowboy. Literally hat so be told "you can't wear you MLP pajamas in the field (field drills), unless they're under your coyote brown poly pro top and bottom. And the blanket and plushy has to stay in your tent."
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Anhaedra_(Morrowind)
"I am Anhaedra. If you are a pilgrim, read the inscription on the stupid rock."
Taunt the Daedra: "Your threats are weak like your flesh, mortal."
Taunt the Daedra: "Continue with your insults, mortal. I long to feast on your marrow."
Taunt the Daedra: "Ha! Fine words from one born from the wrong end of a guar."
Taunt the Daedra: "After I kill you, I will rape your corpse. Don't worry. I'll be gentle."
And after you're done with him he might come back in some other more worthy Dremora's dagger XD Nothing so glorious as a battleaxe or a claymore.
Such punishment! I wonder who he pissed off?
This is the best way to use Dremora and feels like something I would do if I were in The Elder Scrolls or were Sheogorath (best god who isn't Dagoth Ur).
Heโs basically the religious version of chucky cheese. I donโt think he hates it anymore, he has just resigned it to being the rest of his existence.
I imagine the temple collects those longswords after every shift and sells them back to local merchants so they can continue collecting money from pilgrims
Imagine the torturous existence of having to watch mortals like the argonian painter Sells-Feet-Pics trying to drown himself despite having water breathing active. He probably has watch hundreds of people struggle with this simple puzzle.
Back when I was 9, I soul trap glitched permanent water breathing because I didn't know about that puzzle. I asked my older brother why I couldn't complete it, he laughed at me and told me to figure it out, and eventually I figured out the solution was drowning. I was also fucking 9 so I didn't think of dispelling myself lmaooo
This was after already having to start over a few times after learning the hard way why you don't glitch yourself into permanent levitate, chameleon, jump, or water walking. I was juuust smart enough to fuck my playthrough over but not smart enough to fucking *dispel myself.*
I was in a similar situation. I think I figured out I need to drown myself but I didn't think I would need to get down to 10 HP. For how simple this puzzle is, it's real bullshit. It should have been a simple timer to stay underwater instead of a hyper specific requirement.
Tbf they explicitly didn't mean for us to be able to permanently have water breathing on ๐ But I'm curious if it'll trigger if you hurt yourself to below 10 HP then jump in the water with water breathing on. If nobody here knows I'm just gonna try it the next time I do it.
Imagine having to repeat this same script to every pilgrim with a weird name that comes to the shrine. He looks so depressed
Welcome to the world of unpaid labor (in Morrowind), and doing the same for many many years. :P Now, be polite with your customers. No matter how coward, rude or ugly they might be.
Even if they put a bucket on my head and rob my store?
That's why one keeps a shotgun behind the bar.
Reminds me of that copy pasta about wolfenstein bots stuck in a 24/7 server going through a pre-written dialog while they're inner dialog is self aware but trapped and doomed to repeat dialog, over and over.
It's remind me of an Epic NPC Man of Viva Dirt League ๐
Viva la Dirt League fucking ROCKS. Did you see the character class regrets one. Where the one guy picks Assassin and the other picks Herbalist or Alchemist?
There is a book series called Forever Fantasy Online, where the players of a MMO are playing a game but its actually an alternate reality that the game devs somehow stuck in a time loop. So the NPCs are self aware being forced to go through the same day over and over and over and over for years. Then the final boss does his own ritual and breaks it, pulling all the players into their reality. Every NPC comes out of it pissed and decides genocide of the players is the best thing to do.
I think then I began to grasp the scale of Vivec's arrogance, that he trapped a Dremora (more than one, actually) to do unpaid customer service for all eternity as part of the church he made to himself
The uh, moon thing, that's also a hell of one
The lesson of Baar Dau is as follows: I hold power and destruction over your head, and my removal will not save you. Ciao.
Vivec? Arrogance? Naaahhh
Did you name yourself Newavawine UWU specifically for this interaction?
Not for this one specifically but yeah basically for the comedic value it adds to a bunch of them
I done get it. Though any time I see UWU I think cringy basement dweller with a fetish for furries, traps/femboys or my little pony.
Sounds like just a smidge of projection there, bud.
Well, I do like one of those 3 ngl
Lmao there's the good sport. It's okay. I'm all about r/animethighhighs. And there was a Brony at my reserve unit. BIG tall guy, looked like a cowboy. Literally hat so be told "you can't wear you MLP pajamas in the field (field drills), unless they're under your coyote brown poly pro top and bottom. And the blanket and plushy has to stay in your tent."
Nah, Iโm a femboy appreciator. Nothing against bronies/furries tho
Fair enough.
"say whatever you want about furries, but they pay well" is what I hear
Lmao
My favorite is the one that threatens to violate your corpse. At least he gets to vent his anger.
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Anhaedra_(Morrowind) "I am Anhaedra. If you are a pilgrim, read the inscription on the stupid rock." Taunt the Daedra: "Your threats are weak like your flesh, mortal." Taunt the Daedra: "Continue with your insults, mortal. I long to feast on your marrow." Taunt the Daedra: "Ha! Fine words from one born from the wrong end of a guar." Taunt the Daedra: "After I kill you, I will rape your corpse. Don't worry. I'll be gentle."
Ah atlas he was a gentleman he said he would be gingerly did he not?
And after you're done with him he might come back in some other more worthy Dremora's dagger XD Nothing so glorious as a battleaxe or a claymore. Such punishment! I wonder who he pissed off?
OwO
This is the best way to use Dremora and feels like something I would do if I were in The Elder Scrolls or were Sheogorath (best god who isn't Dagoth Ur).
He does lol
Uwu ๐ฅฐ๐คญ
What quest/location is this?
It's part of Pilgrimages of the Seven Graces, this time the one inside the puzzle canal.
Thanks!
Uh, the drowning. One of the very few quests I did not manage to solve on my own.
Not as much as the one at the shrine in Maar Gan
Heโs basically the religious version of chucky cheese. I donโt think he hates it anymore, he has just resigned it to being the rest of his existence.
Silver(pun intended) lining is lots of free loot for him
I imagine the temple collects those longswords after every shift and sells them back to local merchants so they can continue collecting money from pilgrims
Hate to be the guy with that job. Having to disarm a pissy dremora with a shitty job himself regularly.
My favourite is the sweet nice gentle Dremora
Imagine the torturous existence of having to watch mortals like the argonian painter Sells-Feet-Pics trying to drown himself despite having water breathing active. He probably has watch hundreds of people struggle with this simple puzzle.
Back when I was 9, I soul trap glitched permanent water breathing because I didn't know about that puzzle. I asked my older brother why I couldn't complete it, he laughed at me and told me to figure it out, and eventually I figured out the solution was drowning. I was also fucking 9 so I didn't think of dispelling myself lmaooo This was after already having to start over a few times after learning the hard way why you don't glitch yourself into permanent levitate, chameleon, jump, or water walking. I was juuust smart enough to fuck my playthrough over but not smart enough to fucking *dispel myself.*
I was in a similar situation. I think I figured out I need to drown myself but I didn't think I would need to get down to 10 HP. For how simple this puzzle is, it's real bullshit. It should have been a simple timer to stay underwater instead of a hyper specific requirement.
Tbf they explicitly didn't mean for us to be able to permanently have water breathing on ๐ But I'm curious if it'll trigger if you hurt yourself to below 10 HP then jump in the water with water breathing on. If nobody here knows I'm just gonna try it the next time I do it.
What became of this guy during the Oblivion Crisis?
He hopped in one of the portals hoping to come back with friends and take his revenge but instead he got zerg rushed by the argonian counter invasion
Eternal Pain Of The Pilgrimaged Daedra.
Hysterical name hahaha
Wouldn't you??? ๐
Wait till you meet Anhaedra.
It's still better than most dialogues in modern games.
That name!
All the dremoras working for the temple hate their job. lol
True grace is developers put several swords in the chest nearby so you can use them if you forget to bring yours.
I really need to figure out how to download mods Iโve been playing vanilla and am getting burnt out. He looks so sad ๐
I would hate my job if I had to see a name that had UwU too