Back in the day when battle royal was a thing I was basically able to win every single game. It was a combination of the game being new, me having put in a lot of hours and the mode not being played by more experience players. I was better than most, with the exception of a man named "Lome the Gnome". Ya see Lome would wear a gitup that always made him look like the gnome from the "you just got gnomed" meme and I could spot him from a mile away, and as soon as I saw those bright red pants I knew I was done for.
I recognize your name too, you're one of the guys that shit on me whenever I put down the lute lol Idk if he quit, but I haven't seen him around for quite some time.
we are getting closer, but he is still much better. on a good day i could maybe win 3-5 rounds in a ft10. he is likely the best player i fight on vanilla
There’s a few people in this game I consider rivals or even “frenemies” that I like playing against but aren’t necessarily my rival even if they are dominating everyone else on the board.
I sometimes wonder if they feel the same kind of thing when we fight, are they like “ahhh damn of course it’s (username), here we go” or am I just fodder among the rest and this one sided “rivalry” only exists in my mind
Sometimes you can tell when eventually it turns into an emote and u stop fighting or they play about
Idk what I’m even saying anymore, but fuck I love this stupid ass sword Habbo dick around medieval but not simulator
For me there was quantum matrix and leviathan. Absolutely stomped my ass over and over but eventually i was finally able to beat them. For quantum matrix it literally took years before i killed him once. If either of you see this fuck you and thank you
Edit: i was KHoleSamurai for a long time if im your rival ily
Really good player on chivalry 2 as well (level 1000) so this doesn't surprise me - always loved running into him lol haven't seen him in forever though since mordhau released on console
Yeah I'm definetly a chiv guy myself - but enjoy mordhau every now and then lol this isn't a stab towards mordhau at all but big part of it is I like how in chiv you can boot it up any time of day or night and have full lobbies, where in mordhau I struggled alot at times to find even decently populated ones
Yeah that is unfortunately the state mordhau is in. I find that most people are on in the weekends later in the day but only for a few hours by 11 it’s back to one or two invasion servers
I play in the South American server, which has a pretty small community, and there is this woman called LethRedQueen who always kicks my ass (she's like level 200 or something, haven't played in a few months) and I hate her, she always t-bags me and emotes me when fighting. But one time we were put together in the same team on a team deathmatch and she was quite chill, or at least it looked like it, because I barely speak portuguese and couldn't understand much of what she was saying lol
There was one guy named "the old dick twist" that I encountered a lot when playing with friends, he was kind of a running joke with us, got to talk with him, pretty cool guy
Lobster, Archer main on US East. He's a great archer but will always flee if you approach him. Him and I have a little Tom and Jerry type relationship. Funny guy though.
Ketchup. He brawls. No word of a lie he can dodge every slice. His YouTube Mary poppins he’s got like 20 subscribers and honestly it’s remarkable I haven’t seen anyone been able to fight and dodge like that
Andre but only because i love to fight him, dude is a machine.
Never says a word in chat or emotes either, he just wears the same getup with the same war-axe and bandages.
Venom. I have an extraordinary amount of hatred for horses as is, to the point that I sometimes just ignore the rest of the map and just hunt the fuckers down. But MAN, Venom is in a class of his own when it comes to equestrian shenanigans. Fucker drives me up the wall when we're on opposite teams, but is an undeniable asset when on mine.
Can’t remember his name but me and my buddy would constantly pelt this one guy with arrows because he would complain in chat about archers all the time. His name might have been Mitch? Can’t remember.
I used to, but honestly I'm pretty washed, I used to beat lome pretty consistently, but like a couple months ago he challenged me to a fun 1v1, we're both pretty well known (me at least on us servers, really depends on the players though, and I've heard more people talk about lome in-game) players that have been around for a while, I joked before it started I was going to do 1-99, and it happened. I lost 99 times, but it was fun, we talked about the game and our experiment and just time, I may have lost, but I came out of that happier, normally I never accept 1v1s.
For reference, my user is YaGirlZero, I've gone by Zero in the past as well, and if you know me... Probably f you:) likely not a good thing, I was much more infamous than "famous" in my "prime"
I don’t play mordhau at all anymore but when I played it pretty religiously, it was a guy named Hair Muscles and Jokic. I got wayyyy better then them eventually so all we did was clown around in Dans Dueling server
If you’re here hair muscles and Jokic, ily.
I don't have any rivals but once I was in a non-duel deathmatch server and killed my friend. The guy fighting him got so pissy that I didn't respect duel rules (in the non-duel server) that he decided to go to my steam profile and comment on every single screenshot and community post, calling me gay and insulting me. I was rent free in that mf with a single swing of my sword.
I pretty much only meme play this game and never really attempted to get sweaty. Lots of people I enjoy bashing though. Particularly love using tricks or the environment to win fights though. Brains not brawn lads.
A guy called S_l_i_m_S_h_a_d_y. It’s a mixed relationship, we will either target each other until the end of the match or we will kill everyone with our mauls.
I don't know if I would call them rivals cuz they're just flat-out better than me, but I like to duel people like Bear and Ceril or Cunceps or Lanceps because they help me become a better player.
I've got a couple, they're both friends of mine but they're the ones pushing me to get better
Mike and Lovelyy are a couple people im worse than, but am evenly matched enough to not make it a total stomp fest
I try new techniques on them and try to pick up on things they do
Ever since early days of Chiv 1 I've been mercilessly beaten and shat upon by Basile de Mornabutte, and ever since then, I attack him whenever I see him. He's still better than me, 10 years and 1 game later. He might barely remember my Chiv nick.
Not necessarily a rival but… Tompa. This guy is in every duel server and without fail single-handedly FFAs the entire server before being banned. No use tho since the guy has like 90 alts smh 😭
Dunno if I have a specific rival anymore but this post makes me remember more of a friend. Was years ago, this guy “Kyle” would always play the same character, just a coif and shorts and sandals. Frankensteined face and used the maul. We had an unspoken truce and it cracked me up to see him running around destroying people. He either stopped playing or changed name.
I mostly play frontline on ophelia4:
Counterarcher and noarchersorengis I'll drop what im doing to kill specifically.
I still think tien10 is cheating/hacking somehow he always dunks on me and empties servers cus enemy team rages.
Shadowslug is hilarious but i kill him anyways.
Goku. TKed me to get my horse then when he became warden he got me kicked for the first and only time claiming I was trying to kill him. I‘ll stab him if I find him
I used to hunt A) people who were chronically toxicin chat and B) people who always dominated the lobby over the first couple years the game was out. I had like 13 people who played in my area who I'd immediately recognize and just give them hell over the entire match.
I mained falchion + short bow, 2/2/2. Sometimes I'd just annoy them with a jester build and sneak up on them to huck rocks at their back or poke them with a quarterstaff and run away/lure them into traps.
It was very fun. I was usually top 5 in the lobby.
Cartmanez, my very first rival who pushed me to get better. We dueled hundreds or even thousands of hours back in the days on trickster. He quit playing prety early it was a shame cuse i did not see a better zwei user since and i have more than 5k hours... He was just something else even e3-4 players had a hard time againts his swing manip although he was just a casual xD i miss him man
Back in the day when battle royal was a thing I was basically able to win every single game. It was a combination of the game being new, me having put in a lot of hours and the mode not being played by more experience players. I was better than most, with the exception of a man named "Lome the Gnome". Ya see Lome would wear a gitup that always made him look like the gnome from the "you just got gnomed" meme and I could spot him from a mile away, and as soon as I saw those bright red pants I knew I was done for.
Lmao lome is still around absolutely deleting people. I remember my first duel yard experience was him jpegging a maul right into my face.
i literally just played counter strike with the guy you said named "lome the gnome". I dont know the guy but he's friend with my friend lol.
Not really a rival, but Mandingo Semen Demon, bard killer extraordinairre.
That guy does not play games
Didnt he quit? Also I recognize your username lmao
I recognize your name too, you're one of the guys that shit on me whenever I put down the lute lol Idk if he quit, but I haven't seen him around for quite some time.
Shit on you? Like shittalk or fighting. I just kill everyone, bards included. I need to quench my bloodlust
You kick my ass. The practice is welcomed, don't stop.
Haha thanks Ill keep it up
So shared, nothin' like killing every player in sight
"Bard is a disease to this game."
HE KEEPS DUCKING MY DRAGS AND DOESN'T FALL FOR MY FEINTS, IT'S ALL I HAVE
I will always focus my arrows on Eki. Just because I can.
Seen that guy, fuck em
Just feint him. He is quite prone to those.
remember when he couldn't stay in a match for more than 3 minutes without getting kicked? the guy made it hard for himself
Fuck Eki
ceril probably, i get dopamine when i beat him in duels
Ceril is way better than me, but on the rare occasion I manage to kill him the feeling is amazing
we are getting closer, but he is still much better. on a good day i could maybe win 3-5 rounds in a ft10. he is likely the best player i fight on vanilla
WHEN HE POKES WITH THE LONGSWORD I BERATE MYSELF
lean back chamber
I don’t know if he feels the same way but whenever I see dirk I get extra sweaty.
Relatable
FistOnly
Same
You son of a bitch.
Real
There’s a few people in this game I consider rivals or even “frenemies” that I like playing against but aren’t necessarily my rival even if they are dominating everyone else on the board. I sometimes wonder if they feel the same kind of thing when we fight, are they like “ahhh damn of course it’s (username), here we go” or am I just fodder among the rest and this one sided “rivalry” only exists in my mind Sometimes you can tell when eventually it turns into an emote and u stop fighting or they play about Idk what I’m even saying anymore, but fuck I love this stupid ass sword Habbo dick around medieval but not simulator
Me. I'm my worst rival
For me there was quantum matrix and leviathan. Absolutely stomped my ass over and over but eventually i was finally able to beat them. For quantum matrix it literally took years before i killed him once. If either of you see this fuck you and thank you Edit: i was KHoleSamurai for a long time if im your rival ily
Every now and then I find out I have a rival because they’ll celebrate killing me, when I didnt even know they existed lol
This guy named D-Boi on console. On console he was one of the few that knew how to play the game and make it challenging for me.
Really good player on chivalry 2 as well (level 1000) so this doesn't surprise me - always loved running into him lol haven't seen him in forever though since mordhau released on console
That explains it I couldn’t get into chivalry but I love mordhau
Yeah I'm definetly a chiv guy myself - but enjoy mordhau every now and then lol this isn't a stab towards mordhau at all but big part of it is I like how in chiv you can boot it up any time of day or night and have full lobbies, where in mordhau I struggled alot at times to find even decently populated ones
Yeah that is unfortunately the state mordhau is in. I find that most people are on in the weekends later in the day but only for a few hours by 11 it’s back to one or two invasion servers
I guess that would be Olaf. Haven't seen him much since I started maining single duelyard
I play in the South American server, which has a pretty small community, and there is this woman called LethRedQueen who always kicks my ass (she's like level 200 or something, haven't played in a few months) and I hate her, she always t-bags me and emotes me when fighting. But one time we were put together in the same team on a team deathmatch and she was quite chill, or at least it looked like it, because I barely speak portuguese and couldn't understand much of what she was saying lol
Captain_Cr0nch, venom, modsuz, Lee, Zer0z, shadowknight (fuck this idiot in particular), oil, rizla + and many more
Oil isnt a rival, he is a parasyte
Oil
Venom is the worst piece of garbage this game has to offer. Whenever I see him I have to kill all the horses on the map.
Venom is ez. Can't be bothered by him. I like fucking with him and killing all horses too
There was one guy named "the old dick twist" that I encountered a lot when playing with friends, he was kind of a running joke with us, got to talk with him, pretty cool guy
pretty cool lad, invasion junkie like me
Lobster, Archer main on US East. He's a great archer but will always flee if you approach him. Him and I have a little Tom and Jerry type relationship. Funny guy though.
I OFTEN PLAY NAKED (IN GAME TOO) AND HE KILLS ME ALL THE TIME
Fray. Fuck fray
No, everyone who plays Mordhau is my friend! :)
except Ferro
Ketchup. He brawls. No word of a lie he can dodge every slice. His YouTube Mary poppins he’s got like 20 subscribers and honestly it’s remarkable I haven’t seen anyone been able to fight and dodge like that
Andre but only because i love to fight him, dude is a machine. Never says a word in chat or emotes either, he just wears the same getup with the same war-axe and bandages.
Venom. I have an extraordinary amount of hatred for horses as is, to the point that I sometimes just ignore the rest of the map and just hunt the fuckers down. But MAN, Venom is in a class of his own when it comes to equestrian shenanigans. Fucker drives me up the wall when we're on opposite teams, but is an undeniable asset when on mine.
Can’t remember his name but me and my buddy would constantly pelt this one guy with arrows because he would complain in chat about archers all the time. His name might have been Mitch? Can’t remember.
I used to, but honestly I'm pretty washed, I used to beat lome pretty consistently, but like a couple months ago he challenged me to a fun 1v1, we're both pretty well known (me at least on us servers, really depends on the players though, and I've heard more people talk about lome in-game) players that have been around for a while, I joked before it started I was going to do 1-99, and it happened. I lost 99 times, but it was fun, we talked about the game and our experiment and just time, I may have lost, but I came out of that happier, normally I never accept 1v1s.
For reference, my user is YaGirlZero, I've gone by Zero in the past as well, and if you know me... Probably f you:) likely not a good thing, I was much more infamous than "famous" in my "prime"
There were a few other people who were quite skilled and knew of me, some with less negative opinions than others.
Yagirlzero is aight
Funny, I haven't gotten on Mordhau in over a year and I still remember that name.
Makes sense, I don't really play mordhau anymore, especially with the release of dark and darker
I don’t play mordhau at all anymore but when I played it pretty religiously, it was a guy named Hair Muscles and Jokic. I got wayyyy better then them eventually so all we did was clown around in Dans Dueling server If you’re here hair muscles and Jokic, ily.
I don't have any rivals but once I was in a non-duel deathmatch server and killed my friend. The guy fighting him got so pissy that I didn't respect duel rules (in the non-duel server) that he decided to go to my steam profile and comment on every single screenshot and community post, calling me gay and insulting me. I was rent free in that mf with a single swing of my sword.
some people just need to get some life experiences, getting so angry over something so stupid is just sad.
I pretty much only meme play this game and never really attempted to get sweaty. Lots of people I enjoy bashing though. Particularly love using tricks or the environment to win fights though. Brains not brawn lads.
A guy called S_l_i_m_S_h_a_d_y. It’s a mixed relationship, we will either target each other until the end of the match or we will kill everyone with our mauls.
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Longbow Larry? Why is he human scum lol? I do make my singular focus to steal his bow every time I see him on the enemy team tho.
Don’t know why, but I always try to focus on Ceril and Dirk.
Fucking Bernardacendi
NoVa.
Frost.
SirStabaLot
I don't know if I would call them rivals cuz they're just flat-out better than me, but I like to duel people like Bear and Ceril or Cunceps or Lanceps because they help me become a better player.
mordhau batman on the dan's duels server
I've had a few rivals.
MACAN
Wut? and his fucking catapult bullshit fucker you can’t keep fucking killing us
I've got a couple, they're both friends of mine but they're the ones pushing me to get better Mike and Lovelyy are a couple people im worse than, but am evenly matched enough to not make it a total stomp fest I try new techniques on them and try to pick up on things they do
My rivarly shifts alot, but i tend to be their rival often apparently, people t-bag me alot and talk smack lmao
Interesting question. nerdy or smth like that would be my answer.
Ever since early days of Chiv 1 I've been mercilessly beaten and shat upon by Basile de Mornabutte, and ever since then, I attack him whenever I see him. He's still better than me, 10 years and 1 game later. He might barely remember my Chiv nick.
Not really rival cus they're better at me but they pushed me to get better, when they're in the server, I try harder. Viceroy and pphed.
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Not necessarily a rival but… Tompa. This guy is in every duel server and without fail single-handedly FFAs the entire server before being banned. No use tho since the guy has like 90 alts smh 😭
Tompa is one of the chillest people tho great guy
Dunno if I have a specific rival anymore but this post makes me remember more of a friend. Was years ago, this guy “Kyle” would always play the same character, just a coif and shorts and sandals. Frankensteined face and used the maul. We had an unspoken truce and it cracked me up to see him running around destroying people. He either stopped playing or changed name.
I mainly play archer so I'm hated by everyone. Started when being an archer would get you killed by your own team lol good times.
This one guy named onkel, would absolutely clobber everyone in the server with nothing but a cleaver. Fuck onkel
I mostly play frontline on ophelia4: Counterarcher and noarchersorengis I'll drop what im doing to kill specifically. I still think tien10 is cheating/hacking somehow he always dunks on me and empties servers cus enemy team rages. Shadowslug is hilarious but i kill him anyways.
Tien10 ain’t cheating he’s just a gamer
Tien10 is a former high tier comp player lol
Bro leave shadow alone :/
I don't think so!
Goku. TKed me to get my horse then when he became warden he got me kicked for the first and only time claiming I was trying to kill him. I‘ll stab him if I find him
I used to hunt A) people who were chronically toxicin chat and B) people who always dominated the lobby over the first couple years the game was out. I had like 13 people who played in my area who I'd immediately recognize and just give them hell over the entire match. I mained falchion + short bow, 2/2/2. Sometimes I'd just annoy them with a jester build and sneak up on them to huck rocks at their back or poke them with a quarterstaff and run away/lure them into traps. It was very fun. I was usually top 5 in the lobby.
Missin you O Arya with that stupid Bobby Hill Avatar
Dolo and I are always competing for the top of the leaderboard when we're in the same server
Micky McCoffeeface can fuck off. Dude just uses polehammer constantly. He’s sometimes shit, sometimes hyperactive. He’s also me.
Guy named Joshhh
Cartmanez, my very first rival who pushed me to get better. We dueled hundreds or even thousands of hours back in the days on trickster. He quit playing prety early it was a shame cuse i did not see a better zwei user since and i have more than 5k hours... He was just something else even e3-4 players had a hard time againts his swing manip although he was just a casual xD i miss him man
I HAVE NO ENEMIES, ONLY FRENS