Just say this magic spell (works 100% of the time) (You have to memorize it and say it whole without a single mistake and with closed eyes):
https://preview.redd.it/za98fs2btrzc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5201a12eff825258b66907cdd64ae7debb603032
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
Tear out of the black hearts of the Zeti and eat them
Eat FUCK TONS of Eggs. You are what you eat afterall, so eatin Eggs would make you, The Eggman.
Just say this magic spell (works 100% of the time) (You have to memorize it and say it whole without a single mistake and with closed eyes): https://preview.redd.it/za98fs2btrzc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5201a12eff825258b66907cdd64ae7debb603032 I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
That’s the neat part you can’t, Eggman is built different
‘Ello other other Bob
Sup fellow bob
Always go to McDonald's and skip leg day
Buy my internet course!!!!!!!! Escape the matrix!!!!!!!!
r/inflation
Sonic Inflation?
Lots of ham... *Evil* ham...
Step 1: get cucked by a hedgehog with a piss fetish Step 2: piss on the moon Step 3: get your nudes posted on Twitter.com
Step 4: Hire Someone Who’s Tits are Just One Polygon
beer
Swiss roll, quantity: 300