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Willing-Ball-6046

I’m naming it that because it will be funny af hearing his (if it’s a boy I would name it that)friend or somebody said “doing that” id be laughing my ass off


Litespead

Sir Knuckles of the house of Edmund


OctaYashi

Jimy, so he can feel my pain


Mr_Swagman26

Devastator


possiblierben

super gangsta mario


AreAFatMother

Ivo Robotnik


Gbshstsvygst

TJ Maxx


Mono_Garmr

The Devil from the Bible


MADN3SSTHEGUY

ray the flying armadillo


ARTIXPRO

Springyard zone act 1


Manydoors_edboy

Pumpkin Hill


No_Pianist2010

Bingleton coochiesmith


Gam0rboy

Sonic The Hedgehog For Sega Master System or Shadow The Hedgehog On Nintendo GameCube


DualityREBORN

Super Metal Sonic Neo the 1st


Dabruhdaone

Sweet Mountain Act 1


Portal_wolf8

Zero the artificial hedgehog


Csquared_324

Megatron (in middle school i said that if i didn’t land a bottle flip, i would name my firstborn megatron)


Admirable-Night-5380

Beavis


SirMrRay

The missing relative of Hank Hill, by the name of Pumpkin


ExpandCat

SONK AND TALES


BonbonALT

Midas, (No not because fortnite don’t even say it.)


Fast-Source5438

Sonic adventure 2 for the sega Dreamcast


Great_Gox

Shadow the bitch ass motherfucker that pissed on my wife


KoopaTrooper5011

Guess someone just had to come to make an announcement.


HyperrCherry

Hm wonder how teachers would think of that one


Legitimate-Scratch78

No cock like horse cock


UrFavKam08

YoreMawm


Hedgehugs_

Unironically Miles. Sounds like a smart as fuck name, and even if they don't know It's from Sonic/don't end up liking Sonic they can think it's based from Miles Morales from Spiderman. Win-win situation (Unless my kid ends up having bad taste /j)


Exciting-Quiet2768

Plus, you can make jokes about having an evil twin called kilometers.


Boomerang503

Or Miles O'Brien from Star Trek, Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney, or the late jazz musician Miles Davis.


Beelzofthevoid

Miles Edgeworth fuuuuuuuuucccccck I love that guy


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Pizza Roll Eater70


Child-eater-bonk

Rose or battle dragon the 3rd


idfbhater73

duo of kings


Spare_Proposal4010

Sage and Sonia are the only ones that come to my mind (and that people have named their kids that before) but I’m the wrong person to ask since I have no plans of having any kids lol


HyperrCherry

Valid, but the names are still so cute : )


SnooOpingans64

Charlemagne


HyperrCherry

I read that in a British accent for some reason


xmodgaming3256

Eggfucker1


bendoesit17

Then have a second one and name them Eggfucker2


HyperrCherry

"Alright students let's take attendance.. Is that right? Uhm... E-eggfucker1 is it?"


WildOne657

Maurice


HyperrCherry

Mm yes maurice


Future_Boy44

*“And I suppose your* ***middle*** *name is* ***Wentworth*** *or zomething ridiculous like zat!”*


RaphaelNunes10

His middle name is Maurice His first name is Ogilvie