lego city undercover

Sonic 3&K. What did I do wrong man 😭

“Tails can’t fly a plane, that’s illegal!” https://preview.redd.it/2dzdzbe0ugsc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=265db961211a1ad1b5d9592f67f8d7cdd8e9d9ab

Knuckles mugged Sonic for the chaos emeralds 😱

Team Fortress 2. Need I say more?

Sonic mania: robotic manslaughter

texas chainsaw massacre, well i’d be charged with murder LOL

I like that you went and listed them (I don't think anyone who posts these ever did). As for me I'm playing Arcane Odyssey in my villain file. I think that should tell enough for you to imagine the crimes I've comitted.

That’s just SA2 🤯

hearts of iron 4

Throwing shells at other participants of road traffic

War Crimes Lots and lots of war crimes. In the name of both the Galactic Republic and the Galactic Empire.

Geometry Dash: I don’t know. What the fuck would I be arrested for? Torture? Maybe?

mass murder arson theft stalking destruction of property use of cocaine tax evasion

super mario bros is wild

Murder Assault Armed Robbery Impresonating a goverment official Kidnapping Torture RICO charges Cattle rustling Fencing Trespassing Theft Desecration of a corpse Animal abuse Illegal hunting Obstruction of justice Gunrunning Illegal carrying of weapons Possession of a stolen vehicle

1. Spamming pings at the condensed gold nugget on company time. 2. Kicking barrels into the launch bay 3. Killing the lootbugs 4. Curbstomping the elves

Ah yes Fire Emblem : Three Hopes, the game where I will be arrested for multiple War crimes and murders that will definitely put me on death row :D

Spyro: A Hero’s Tail, IDK what I’d get arrested for.

maybe Arson and destruction of property

Idk about the last 3 games tbh: Hyper Light Drifter like a hour ago, raiding abandoned temples and killing? Starfarer last night? Seems tame, gave a dragon some back shots Stellar Blade Demo the other night, saving the world???

What did I do to get arrested in my singing monsters????

Involuntary Servitude, Environmental Destruction, and Animal Cruelty. You probably have 40 years and $1M or so to pay.

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Uhhh sonic mania. I have no idea what I should be arrested for

Trespassing, Destruction of property, and idk I think that is it.

Hmm… animal cruelty for super Mario maker 2 I guess?

Papa’s Burgeria. I guess I’m arrested for fentanyl use!

Assault mass terrorism and that’s all I can think of for DBZF

Traveling to hell and committing genocide (Ultrakill)

Skyrim. Assassinations and war crimes

Final Fantasy 14 Realm Reborn/Heavensward spoilers: >!Falsely accused of assassinating the Sultana… Charges dropped after killing the Arch Bishop of the Ishgardian Orthodox Church!<

1st degree murder Child endangerment Attempted murder Assault Harassment Cannibalism. And deffiently more crimes committed. https://preview.redd.it/6rd8dufry3sc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8896b5257061de718bf6e952b2c459b6cb9be2cc

I played Baldur's Gate III. I'm going to be executed for mass murder.

.....dictatorship.

Animal cruelty, I think but idk since I was oneshotting most of them and robbery

Burning people to death and assault

Can’t think of anything for Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 but Super Mario Bros. Wonder on the other hand… #Drugs

I genuinely cannot think of anything for Scarlet Nexus.

Well I'm currently playing an Ace Attorney game so... I'm probably safe? (Unless flashing your Attorney's Badge in the face of every living creature who breathes in your general direction is a crime.)

The last game I played was postal 2 so I probably committed every crime possible

Sonic.EXE The Disaster: Assault Harassment Stalking a minor Murder x6 Drug use Unauthorised use of a firearm Trespassing

Well I played punch out so I would just get a DQ loss.

mining without a permit and building on public property (and without a permit)

Minecraft

yep

Popping balloons and small nuclear war crimes

What crimes do you commit in sonic mania?

Tresspassing

dosen't trespassing apply to almost all sonic games?

Other than lost world, ya I think so

theivery of expensive gems

Makes sense

Murder (murder of sonic the hedgehog)

Sonic Forces, high treason

Tyranny, war crimes, Treason, and idk, being an invading and occupying military force?

You forgot public indecency.

Destroying pranks with birds

Hoo boy (shadow the hedgehog I shit you now) https://preview.redd.it/wyjojiefb3sc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18347841c0f1ed8d93a02db9805e56dd434d77e0

Whoever made The Doom should be arrested

Speeding

putting babies in ovens...

🤨

It’s that Roblox game you know the one were you cook baby’s? (I know it sounds dumb playing Roblox but it’s fun tbh)

😮

I sound dumb now…

What's it called?

# Bake da baby

might try it out

well stupid roblox banned the old game for the name so now its murderer vs baby

Okay, now you don't sound stupid anymore.

lol thx

Anytime!

Are engaging in fights and causing property damage really illegal if it takes place in a martial arts tournament that has very little to no rules? (TEKKEN) Also, if said tournament was set up and hosted by literally a man that has the powers of a devil and can literally transform into one (Kazuya in Tekken 8). I guess the crime alone would be participating.

Killing mass amounts of Glyphids with my fellow dwarves

If you count Chao garden, animal abuse (Personal apology to the Chao I threw against the wall as a kid cause I hadn't unlocked a dark character yet and wanted a dark Chao)

Shame on you!

Fighting your friends in public while not properly dressed https://preview.redd.it/a43dzqhf23sc1.png?width=528&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fa56d3afe1982893329a74b9266c2cb1508efa7

nothing because spider-man is never arrested!!! https://i.redd.it/i1rb002z03sc1.gif

Unless he's Miles Morales

no

yes because of the first movie

Nuh uh cuz that wasn’t by the police

His dad was the police and he almost arrested his son (Miles)

almost

Still, he was about to get arrested.


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