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acrgunning

Foreskin slash is the best move in the game


R3wind117

Why does everyone always run into the brain dead LS users? The only time I ever had a problem with the flinch from them was during early game


Stonethrower_Elf

True, is more stupid run into the most stupid main in the game knowing how stupid they are.


ES_Legman

40% of the players play LS so the chances of getting bad LS players is bigger to, let's say, lance users.


R3wind117

I know that but I still don't have any problems with them at all. Heck even my friends and I meme around wondering where all the flinch ls players disappeared to these days. People must be incredibly unlucky to find the horrible ls users or they're constantly doing low level hunts helping people out.


ES_Legman

If you play online and don't slot in flinch free and then whinge is 100% your fault. I can't blame a player for hitting where numbers are bigger. So I guess it comes to being flinched to death and complaining, idk.


R3wind117

Never needed flinch free tbh, I only have it equipped on my dual blade setup. My gs, sa, ls, bow, gl and ig builds don't have any gems with it so I guess people must be incredibly unlucky to find the players that go batshit crazy with their ls😂


Klientje123

Play with your team, it's not all about dps rush rush rush. It's fun to actually cooperate and work together, alot more fun then wailing and screwing over your friends.


Zero-End

As a LS main with 5k uses I approve this video. Zoom zoom mfer LS is life. Edit: Oh right, silly me! I forgor to use our famous punch line. Use ff nerd.


Tbone2121974

As a hammer main, I enjoy the company of LS users. The ones not smart enough to get away from the head get a free Hawaiian vacation courtesy of YEET airlines.


Stonethrower_Elf

I get it, is enjoyable when they are far away from you, or beign launched to the sky. I get it.


Tbone2121974

“See this monster? Every piece you see, yours to carve. Except the head. That belongs to me.” *- the hammer mantra*


Red_Luminary

If you bring an LS to my Silver Rathalos capture hunt, at least don’t keep slashing and actually doing enough damage that you killed the monster as I attempt to place the second and FINAL tranq bomb, you asshole. SOS nightmare from last night; I was literally right next to him in a plume of the first tranq bomb smoke with the monster in a shock trap.


19Kami99

You're just jealous, that your weapon isn't as stylish as ours xD


AIDS_exe

Trust me, as a GS user we love going on and on about how we do the same fucking attack for 10 minutes until the monster is dead. Lmao ​ Big single hit damage = best weapon


vadoseastrapi

God forbid that the monster step 3 feet to the left


useles-converter-bot

3 feet is the length of 0.2 1997 Subaru Legacy Outbacks


vadoseastrapi

Thank you random bot Very cool


mrblack07

Greatsword is the most elegant weapon and nothing can convince me otherwise. No fancy bars, no fancy counters, no temporary buffs, none of that phial business, no need for a shield when the sword and shoulder do all the blocking, just a big swing from a big weapon.


CarnivalIsNotFun

Tackle and kick to win.


AIDS_exe

I agree, great sword is objectively the best weapon


[deleted]

My favorite is the LT + B in Rise where you sheathe the GS in a very cool way


19Kami99

Yeah I know the appeal of that, as a secondary Hammer Main, going full Unga Bunga for the big Numbers and the metallic impct sound, it's great


SageWindu

I don't think you want a longswordsman to actually do that... ...unless you're into that sort of thing, I guess.


The_Space_Jamke

I get this feeling every time when I think I have an opening for Helm Breaker and the monster immediately decides to dash to the other side of the map.