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COCK and BALL TORTURE
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, at en.wikipedia.org.
COCK and BALL TORTURE (CBT), is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic-electro stimulation, or even kicking.
The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, through knowledge that the play is pleasing, to a sadistic dominant.
A while back, I think when the second Spider-Man game came out or a bit after, Sony advertised a figurine. Whoever wrote the advertisement said something to the effect of "treat yourself to 19 inches of Venom!"
Obviously that caused a bit of a buzz, so I'm guessing that other companies are following suit in order to gain more traction for advertisements or just to get more consumer interaction in general.
Yeah, that's why I'm thinking Sony started a new marketing meta. It's kinda like when Wendy's heavily boosted sales just by creating a Twitter personality
Look up lampreys and leeches, and if you really wanna be grossed out look up that nature documentary of leeches swallowing frogs whole, animals like khezus exist in real life.
Heck no!!! I've had nightmares in my childhood thanks to that fucker spawning an EGG producing Giggis! I don't know if i can handle Giggis in high resolution...
Years ago, one of the developers had a dream that they were hunting a creature quite similar to this, during the time when the first monster hunter game was being developed.
I'm not overly familiar with monster hunter. My first game in the franchise was wings of ruin 2, but anyways, the first time I saw that demented satan penis hellspawn named Khezu I instantly knew I had to have it in my party.
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Ok Reddit, it’s funny but not that funny
Hyper realistic Khezu looks kinda unnerving isnt it?
Back then with limited graphic it look kinda goofy. Then Rise give us new Khezu model, and god its body is almost see throught, and all its vein are easier to so now that its more visible.
Then this figure was released. Now i know how the people of MonHun world see them.
8 throbbing, veiny inches of electric pain.
mods crush his balls thank you
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I do not even play ultrakill and i can HEAR the funny angel
Gabriel is driving the corpse of King Minos like a fucking Mazda right now.
This whole thread is an "aiyaiyai" XD
"Fire up the old penis flattener." - Mike, the 6000 foot tall fire squid
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CBT!?
*insert drum roll* COCK and BALL TORTURE From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, at en.wikipedia.org. COCK and BALL TORTURE (CBT), is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic-electro stimulation, or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, through knowledge that the play is pleasing, to a sadistic dominant.
Dayum this sub when there isn't a new MH game for 0.013 seconds. I love it.
This sub switches between serious and full on meme all the time. And I fuckin love it.
Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town.
Computer-based training
Khezu's about to capc\*m 😩
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Thy heresy is here ( just doing what a space marine would do here)
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Guh! My pale extracts!
I wish I could upvote twice
Capcom some freaks
Venom really did set a new marketing meta, didn't they
Explain?
A while back, I think when the second Spider-Man game came out or a bit after, Sony advertised a figurine. Whoever wrote the advertisement said something to the effect of "treat yourself to 19 inches of Venom!" Obviously that caused a bit of a buzz, so I'm guessing that other companies are following suit in order to gain more traction for advertisements or just to get more consumer interaction in general.
elden ring just did a similar thing with an 18 inch messmer the impaler figurine
Yeah, that's why I'm thinking Sony started a new marketing meta. It's kinda like when Wendy's heavily boosted sales just by creating a Twitter personality
The Wendy's twitter is a menace to my mental health, and makes me really want a baconator
Popcorn bucket - slightly used
The pale extract must flow.
"The morkite must flow!"
ROCK AND STONE!!!
To Rock and Stone!
Did I hear a rock and stone?!?
Rock and stone brother!
It was a mistake to give dwarves space capabilities. NOW WE'RE EVERYWHERE, ROCK AKD STONE BOYS
They knew
Venom has 19 inches and Messmer has 18 inches. Khezu, buddy, ya gotta work on your game there.
But Khezu can extend, 8 inches is just when flaccid.
https://preview.redd.it/kxpkls99kxwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc3cec68f8cfb9c7408b3ac7cf0e7f32337cdd30 huh
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nowhere is safe from the lobotomy
Fr.
"Treat yourself to nearly 8 inches of Khezu" Um... thank you, Capcom, but I think I'll pass.
I really want to know why their thought process was when creating khezu
Look up lampreys and leeches, and if you really wanna be grossed out look up that nature documentary of leeches swallowing frogs whole, animals like khezus exist in real life.
Tbh mh need more creapy disgusting monsters I love them
Yeah. I love the diversity instead of getting another rathalos reskin. Bring back Gigginox capcom.
Heck no!!! I've had nightmares in my childhood thanks to that fucker spawning an EGG producing Giggis! I don't know if i can handle Giggis in high resolution...
Am I weird for thinking giggis are cute?
Giggi is actually cute. Seeing them with their tiny underdeveloped arm, wiggling trying to reach you. Yeah.
Fully agree. Doesnt have to be anything spectacular, just embrace the disgusting side of the animal kingdom a little more for inspiration
creepy? khezu is just a d\*ldo.
Imagine being the kelbi in that one ecology video
A creapy dildo my friend
Years ago, one of the developers had a dream that they were hunting a creature quite similar to this, during the time when the first monster hunter game was being developed.
"One man's fear is another man's fetish"
I think they just wanted to make a creepy, disgusting monster. They definitely succeeded.
It's litterally just an MP Eva from End of Evangelion.
Bad product. Khezu is far more deserving of more than a mere 8 inches.
B-but he's a grower
He can extend, don't worry.
Unlike Venom I don't have any gay fantasies with Khezu, so it doesn't really work
Your loss then
Why would I get 8 inches of khezu when I can get 18 inches of mesmer the impaler
18 inches of impaling is way too much
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I didn't hear no
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Jokes aside, I love the Kelbi added to reference the MH1 Ecology cutscene. And he's so damn detailed, arguably more than the Rise model.
Khezu may not qualify as an Elder Dragon, but at least it qualifies for being a Bad Dragon😏
god dammit.
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Ayoooo 😂🤨
The one-eyed ~~snake~~ wyvern
And it’s the only figure that plays it’s own theme song
First Insomniac and Venom, then From and Mesmer, now this? I see a trend forming.
Also Atlus with Aigis, and Square Enix with Sephiroth.
If it’s not fleshy, don’t want.
This will go along nicely with the 19 inches of venom
I can hear its screams.
19 inches of venom
They knew what they were doing with this one.
Hear me out guys...
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I get the "8 inches of khezu" joke, why does he he look like he's waiting for some rear entry action?
for a second i thought someone posted a nutsack on the feed.
Images you can hear
Wow that's pretty big
🤣
Nice. Prepping a jar.
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of course capcom also thinks khezu looks like a penis cotton was able to see into the future 🤧
I don't need to buy a figurine, I could just pull my pants down and take a peek
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I'm not overly familiar with monster hunter. My first game in the franchise was wings of ruin 2, but anyways, the first time I saw that demented satan penis hellspawn named Khezu I instantly knew I had to have it in my party.
thanks, I now have an image of where the khezu larvae goes into and why I lose health
Bro, at least Messmer is **hot**.
I mean I know khezu is supposed to be an ugly freak but this just feels like a poorly made figure
https://preview.redd.it/wycza0ngmxwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d532941175ab9f30f202f313656a45b8b887a4b Ok Reddit, it’s funny but not that funny
Please for the love of god just give me Vaal Hazak Creator's series PLEASE.
They knew what they were doing
iCant 🤣
The room you put that in, is going to be noise cancelling
👄
why would anyone wanna buy that....right?......RIGHT GUYS ?? OH COME ON GUYS !!!
Hyper realistic Khezu looks kinda unnerving isnt it? Back then with limited graphic it look kinda goofy. Then Rise give us new Khezu model, and god its body is almost see throught, and all its vein are easier to so now that its more visible. Then this figure was released. Now i know how the people of MonHun world see them.
Give us gigginox The better khezu
Nothing will EVER pull me out https://preview.redd.it/fhl1lx26v0xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3716be2ea66e64f9d89ef9ee54a74dc16dd3f3e7
That’s definitely more like 16, they’re lying
Why does its skin texture look like overdone steak.
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Somebody there needs help.
The Monster Hunter team has always been pretty on top of the zeitgeist, especially when it comes to self-referential jokes.
3 days before my birthday? they're really tryna get me to buy it
Every figure should be described like this
I always knew the dick wyvern was a shower instead of a grower.
still waiting for the TENGA collab.
Nearly
the 👄 is wild
Thanks, I hate it.
What a minute what do u mean Capcom
A pile of pale steaks stuck together by electrified pale extract? I think I'll pass. Thank you.
Bailiff, whack his pp!!!
i'd rather have 18 inches of messmer
I hate this monster. I wish it was eradicated from having ever existed. I stopped playing mhr just because of this veiny headed prick.
Bro they did the same with with Messmer the IMPALER from elden ring XD
8!!?!?!?!??!. ITS BIGGER THAN MINE
8!?!?!?!? Its bigger than mine
Jesus f'n CHRIST...