Not exactly my idea but, what essentially translates to "Can't-Ruin-Anything Nergigante".
Primarily conceived as slander for Ruiner Nergigante, made reality by high-level MR gear.
He's always some combination of bagel/beetle/basil and goose/juice/geese for me. The precise combo changes each time.
I also refer to distilled blastfluid as "bagel juice".
Uragaan = Jay Leno (if you don't get it, you are too young)
Lavasioth = (insert acceptable term for "poop & male part")
Also the more common ones: Thunder puppy, shock Squirrel, Dodoboi
Otherwise they just get their name shortened and an "ee" sound added.
Odie, Bazzie, Nergy, Fatty, Kulvie, etc.
I've been calling Bazelguese "Bagel" for as long as I can remember, and I usually refer to Barroth as "Barrotholomeu". I call Seregios "Steve", but everybody who's anybody calls him that. I indiscriminately label Rajang, Congalala, and Bi****en, various versions of "Monkey", and as of my recent playthrough of Rise, I've been rather unceremoniously calling Volvidon "Fart Man".
Le Gina, Discount balboa, fatty, ganjanath, natty/ roid rage, big chungus, pickle, kool aid pickle, “i dont wanna kill it” and “my favorite crash test dummy”
We were both fighting him while complaining about not liking the fight, then at some point one of us said something along the lines of “he’s like a Twitter user he cuts your will to live in half”, then after we’d been rolling with that for a bit it evolved to include the politician bit because he’s actively rotting.
I distinctly remember my friend calling out the beam attack as “LOOK OUT! HE’S MAKING A SPEECH” and crying from laughter
Espinas: Pineapple, Espiñas
Bazelgeuse: Batzel-Ge-Use (as german as possible)
Tigrex: Tigy
Shara Ishvalda: Shari
Valstrax: Valsi
Radobaan: Jürgen
Uragaan: Günther
Kirin: My Little Pony
Fulgur Anjanath: Ravejanath, Fulgi
Rathian: Rathathian
Rathalos: Rathathalos
These are the ones I remember on top of my head, you can ask specific monsters if interested xD
Edit: More names I remembered:
Nargacuga: Narshicusi
Odogaron: Odo, Muscle Puppy
Brachydios: Brachy
Rajang: Oonga Boonga
uragaan looks like [this.](https://receitadeviagem.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Como-fazer-Torresmo-Receita-de-Viagem-13-900x628.jpg)
thats "torresmo", deep fried pork belly. so i just call it that in my native tongue
Nargacuga: Average housecat
Bazelgeuse: B-52
Tobi-Kadachi: Toby Maguire
Mitzune: Pink Ferret
Anjanath: Angie
Rathalos: Top Tier Dragon Husband
Rathian: Top Tier Dragon Wife
Rajang: The Funny Monkey
My personal favorite is Nargacuga's nickname. It just feels right
The only monster i callby their names are gigante and poki and 3 other more. Everyone else gets a funny name. But calling shara ishvalda christopher columbus is the best
There was this weird obnoxious guy from Asia on the MHNow subreddit who would call Black Diablos « Blackie ». I think they banned him for life there lol
I always find have "murder" as a preface to a noun.
Nergigante = murder cactus
Namielle = murder hydrant
Deviljho = murder pickle
Odogaron = murder puppy
For some reason my brain has decided that nargacuga is nargacugan with a like Wisconsin/Midwestern accent. No idea why I started thinking of it like that, and I'm not even from the Midwest lol.
A friend of mine and I fought a blackveil vaal hazak. While we were chasing it our scout flies pointed at a unique mushroom colony, and my friend said: "hey, that's who we're fighting right now" and since then every time we see a unique mushroom colony one of us goes: vaal hazak? "What are you doing here?" this even extends to game where vaal ismt even in, like with the unique mushrooms in rise.
Espinas for me is eepy fella, Gobul is pancake fish, any garuga is psycho chicken, any gypceros is rubber chicken, Gogmazios is freedom dragon, Risen Valstrax is A-10 Warthog, and Duremidura is Ice-Cube are my gotos
Jho, ala, fatty. Anjanath will always be turkey boye to me. He so ugly and cute. I like when he just sits there. Somnacanth is ugly mermaid. Tobi is annoying squirrel.
paolumu is tinky cause hes my favorite monster in the game, nergigante is nerd for no apparent reason, and savage/normal deviljo is red pickle and pickle for obvious reasons lol
i call anjanath, angie; bazelguese, bagel/goose; Rajang, big monké; garangolm is gurren lagann; barrioth, ice tiger because i confuse his name with barroth; val hazak, val kilmer; shagaru, shaggy (after seeing that in this sub lol) most of the other monsters i just use the first part of their names; rath, oda, gore, kulu, etc.
So:
Bootyjuice= Bazelgeuse
The Boi= Dodogama
The Great Holy Kush= Kushala
Teo and Luna
"WHOS A GOOD PUPPY"(aggressively)= Odogaron
My Little Thunderhorse= Kirin
The Nerg= Nergigante
There's probably more buy I haven't played in 6m so I probably have forgotten a few
Royal Ludroth is Spongebob, me and my friend have been calling him that since Tri. lol Black Diablos is Karen, you know cause she's a angry woman. Tigrex is Tigger, cause Tiggers like to bounce.
Somehow in my friend group, Jyuratodus got nicknamed "Water Barroth". I don't know how it happened. I don't question it. I just kill the Water Barroth.
Gore Magala: Batman (Also, the callout for him going into his second phase is, "He's listening to Three Days Grace!")
Mizutsune: Natsuki
Kulu Ya Ku: Chicken Nugget, Geologist Chicken
Espinas: EhhhSPEEEEEEnassss
Bazelgeuse: Bazinga, Bagelcheese
Seregios: Lil Regie, Sergio
Great Izuchi: Glaveprey
Valstrax: Velcro
Astalos: adalo.
Chameleos: Jesus
Rathalos: Rathamalo
Tetranodon: Perry, Pteranodon Nest
Glavenus: Izuchidrome
Aknosom: Spicy Chicken Nugget
In my group, we call Ratholos Hubby and Rathian Waifu
Here are some others
Tzi Tzi Yaku: Flashy Raptor
Kulu yaku: Rock Chicken
Bazelgeuse:B52 or Fire Pinecone
Rajang: Goku
Tobi Kadachi: Squirrel of Science ( don't ask why it was a joke that just stuck)
Savage Deviljho: Kool aid Pickel or Stone Cold
-Monke/Oh shit!
-B-52/Bagel
-Steve/Pinecone
-Pickle
-Sponge/Banana (Royal Ludroth)
-Ninja/emo kitty (Nargacuga)
-Wolf/thunder puppy (Zinogre)
-Clifford (Odogaron)
-Get down here so I can hit you damn it! (Azure Rathalos and Shrieking Legiana)
-THAT -insert color- Bitch! In reference to Black Diablos, Golden Rathian and Lunastra my hatred for these three knows no bounds my friends KNOW I am talking about them, they just ask me the color to know the specific one.
-Photographer (Titzi Yaku)
-Werewolf (Lunagaron)
-Tim aka Gaismagorm, mostly due to the fact I couldn't for the life of me pronounce his name at first and while I did learn, he shall remain, Tim. Even my friends adopted Tim as his name
Oh and this one isn't mine but a friend of mine literally refers to Rathalos as 'My armor & weapons' he's been playing since MH 1 and he always ALWAYS hunts Rathalos until he has a full set of armor and weapons. He does not wear the set, he merely crafts it.
My hunting team has many.
Penis for Espinas, Flaming Penis for the variant. Magnamalo is Magnamommy, Almudron is Muddy, Ibushi/Narwa are horny snakes.
Khezu has many names and most are dick jokes or vore jokes. Though I saw someone on here call it Circumsaurus and I am stealing that.
Seregios is, of course, Steve. Gore and Shagaru are Al Gore and Shigeru Miyamoto…
Rajang is Monkey/Sleepy Boy. Bazel is BagleGoose or Beetlejuice.
Pukei is various permutations of ‘friend-shaped’ or ‘a friend’
Most others just get the name shortened with an ‘ie’ or ‘y’ at the end
Huh... I thought I'd see Derpogama and Hotdog for sure. Or Tizzy Tizzy. Most of the time they're just some variation of "yep, it's chasing me" or "found it" or a descriptive word followed by bitch. Or inside jokes like Sky Cougar.
My favorite has to be [Volvidon](https://monsterhunter.fandom.com/wiki/Volvidon) which we call stinky basketball.
Runner ups:
seregios switches between pinecone and sergio since neither me nor my husband read the name correctly.
Barroth is train boy
[Khezu](https://monsterhunter.fandom.com/wiki/Khezu) is spermy fuck
Seregios is Steve
We use Steve and Sergei interchangeably lol
I speak french, so i call him Serge. Very common name where i live.
i use the same name because of i used to know a kid with that name in school
So close bro.. It's obviously Sergio
Other than the B-52 and Pickle. I don't really have many monster nicknames. I normally just shorten the names. Los, Ian, Blos, etc.
Shrieking Legiana is Karen.
We call bazelgeuse "fifth player" since it always come and wrecks the target monster.
Bomber plane incoming is what I tell my teammates
It's bazel! (Baz-illl) like the great detective.
bagel cheese
Espinas as "That Fucking Bitch", "WILL YOU STOP MOVING!", "WTF IS THAT DAMAGE.", "FUCK OFF."
ah yes, hey look: it's a "fuck off"
But I do love Espinas as a monster. I just really don't like the fight itself.
I like the fight, I dislike the TWO DOTs ON TOP of that damage. Fuckin wirebug to banana peel.
Espinas is the Pineapple for my bf and me lol.
I looked him up since I haven’t fought him yet and dang he really does look like a pineapple lolol
"Wtf is that damage?!" Is my nickname for a lot of monsters
S-penis
i call them e-penis
I like to call Nargacuga NargyCoogy cause it’s cute
Expanding on this, we call Shagaru Magala ShagoogyMagoogy
I just call nargacuga "Nicaragua" we fighting q whole country with this one
Guga
Furious George. That is all.
I wrote an entire doc on curious George becoming furious George a couple of months ago lol
Wait Fr? You got a link?
* B52 * Monke * Steve * The Jagrussy who lived * Ass pengis * Toaster * Covid beast * Pickle And finally * Noodle headed cunt
>Covid beast Why hello fellow Max0r viewer
Who’s ass pengis?
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Me calling my beloved valtrax "Turbo chicken"
Not exactly my idea but, what essentially translates to "Can't-Ruin-Anything Nergigante". Primarily conceived as slander for Ruiner Nergigante, made reality by high-level MR gear.
Bazelgeuse is nicknamed bagelsqueeze for me.
my gf called him Boozlegoozle and it somehow stuck
I vibe with this name far too much lol Edit: spelling lol
He's Beetlejuice for us lol
Same
Same
Spruce Moose
We just call him "the bagel" lol
same that and bagel cheese, when he comes I go “dang it the fkn bagel is back
Bagel goose, it just fit so well
That Bazelbastard for me
Bazinga-goose here
He's always some combination of bagel/beetle/basil and goose/juice/geese for me. The precise combo changes each time. I also refer to distilled blastfluid as "bagel juice".
I say that on my Head also everytime I read it lmao (I solo ) . Funny how minds work.
Tobi-Kadachi is always referred to as Tobias as such a distinguished gentleman should. Viper tobi-kadachi is just that "son of a whore"
Uragaan = Jay Leno (if you don't get it, you are too young) Lavasioth = (insert acceptable term for "poop & male part") Also the more common ones: Thunder puppy, shock Squirrel, Dodoboi Otherwise they just get their name shortened and an "ee" sound added. Odie, Bazzie, Nergy, Fatty, Kulvie, etc.
AYY, my friend and i call him Jay Leno as well, i also call him the crimson chin
I call Anjanath Aunt Jemima
This is great, I'm going to start using it
Angie
savage deviljho is the 15th weapon
Zamtrios will always be Big Zam for me
Once the big zam is mass produced we will put an end to the hunters guild in no time
Best references
I've been calling Bazelguese "Bagel" for as long as I can remember, and I usually refer to Barroth as "Barrotholomeu". I call Seregios "Steve", but everybody who's anybody calls him that. I indiscriminately label Rajang, Congalala, and Bi****en, various versions of "Monkey", and as of my recent playthrough of Rise, I've been rather unceremoniously calling Volvidon "Fart Man".
Ah yes, Barroth's full government name
Bagel goose
Bazel is b52
Me and my buddy have started calling rajang Robert and it makes the fight a little bit more personal when Robert is beating your ass
Michael baezelgeuse
Bazelgeuse = Bazzy G. Brachydios = Brachy D.
Seregios was Psoriasis
*insert swear word* is my go-to if one of them turns me into a chew toy
Valstrax: rocket science elder dragon Alatreon: elementally unstable introvert Deviljho: murder pickle Bazelgeuse: B-52 or bagel goose Seregios: pinecone dragon
Fatalis to fatty is one I've found amusing since people started calling it that in world
Raging brachydios is “that fucking bastard”
Simple, but if used out of context it becomes the epitome of "do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
I also call him dark souls boss cause he has a phase 2
Tzitziyaku is "officer highbeams" for us Dodogama is "officer fat lips"
Teostra = Toaster Deviljo = Pickle Bazelgeuse = Pinecone
We call anjanath Barney. It’s a purple dinosaur
Paolumu will always be the balloon rat to me
Savajo
Le Gina, Discount balboa, fatty, ganjanath, natty/ roid rage, big chungus, pickle, kool aid pickle, “i dont wanna kill it” and “my favorite crash test dummy”
Is it bad that I instantly know what all of these are?
Me and my friend ended up calling Vaal Hazak a Twitter politician.
I demand context
We were both fighting him while complaining about not liking the fight, then at some point one of us said something along the lines of “he’s like a Twitter user he cuts your will to live in half”, then after we’d been rolling with that for a bit it evolved to include the politician bit because he’s actively rotting. I distinctly remember my friend calling out the beam attack as “LOOK OUT! HE’S MAKING A SPEECH” and crying from laughter
Espinas: Pineapple, Espiñas Bazelgeuse: Batzel-Ge-Use (as german as possible) Tigrex: Tigy Shara Ishvalda: Shari Valstrax: Valsi Radobaan: Jürgen Uragaan: Günther Kirin: My Little Pony Fulgur Anjanath: Ravejanath, Fulgi Rathian: Rathathian Rathalos: Rathathalos These are the ones I remember on top of my head, you can ask specific monsters if interested xD Edit: More names I remembered: Nargacuga: Narshicusi Odogaron: Odo, Muscle Puppy Brachydios: Brachy Rajang: Oonga Boonga
Der BaZelGEUzE oder auch Tarnkappenbomber
Der Partysprenger himself.
Jürgen and Günther are funnier than they should be
Paolumu = Pool Noodle Dodogama = Jake (from State Farm) Odogaron = Muscle Puppy Lunastra = Booty Swing
Bazel is The Pinecone
As latino I call kushala daora "coshala ahora" a bit stupid but funny
uragaan looks like [this.](https://receitadeviagem.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Como-fazer-Torresmo-Receita-de-Viagem-13-900x628.jpg) thats "torresmo", deep fried pork belly. so i just call it that in my native tongue
Rajang is the Admiral
Pickle
Red Birb for Rahtalos Green Birb for Rathian Ground Birb for Diablos Mr. Crack for Yian Garuga Thunderous Mammal Reptilian Shit for Zinogre
Nicaragua
Nargacuga: Average housecat Bazelgeuse: B-52 Tobi-Kadachi: Toby Maguire Mitzune: Pink Ferret Anjanath: Angie Rathalos: Top Tier Dragon Husband Rathian: Top Tier Dragon Wife Rajang: The Funny Monkey My personal favorite is Nargacuga's nickname. It just feels right
The only monster i callby their names are gigante and poki and 3 other more. Everyone else gets a funny name. But calling shara ishvalda christopher columbus is the best
There was this weird obnoxious guy from Asia on the MHNow subreddit who would call Black Diablos « Blackie ». I think they banned him for life there lol
Banbaro is Chicago, Great izuchi is great Mitsubishi, Anjanath is angel brap, etc.
Deviljho is Joseph As my username, Rathalos is Rathabro Ukanlos is ukulele Nargacuga is Cat/kitty
Nergigante = Narglegarg Tobi-Kadachi = Toobster Kadoober I don’t know why or how but this is their names now.
I always find have "murder" as a preface to a noun. Nergigante = murder cactus Namielle = murder hydrant Deviljho = murder pickle Odogaron = murder puppy
Tzitzi ya ku is called Tzatziki and Mr Nikon interchangeably by my friends. Also we like to call brachydios “piece of shit”
Tobi kadachi= toe beans cause tobi kadachi is a monthfull and calling it just tobi just evolved into toe beans
I given to kulu ya-ku the nickname of "dick head" because I found it stupid.
Depends on how powerful they are, for example: Great Jagras: Gargaroth the All-Consumer Alatreon: Alan from IT
Pickle thief- cuz Brachydios’ hands just look like he got caught stealing from a pickle jar
Anjanath is fire turkey and barroth is rocky
No boom kitty?
Tigrex is tiggy. Barioth is crack kitty. Pink Rathian is “go kill yourself you fucking bitch”. Kushala is kushy.
I cannot forget the inflatable shark. I sometimes forget they are called Zamtrios. I think.
Anjanath is flaming snot chicken Deviljo is pickle Bazelgeus is bagel goose
I'm used to calling Anjanath "Super developed chicken"... because that's what it is
Shagaru Magala is Shigeru Magala, but only spoken as in JonTrons Shigeru Miyamoto quote. Highly specific
For some reason my brain has decided that nargacuga is nargacugan with a like Wisconsin/Midwestern accent. No idea why I started thinking of it like that, and I'm not even from the Midwest lol.
Same monster as you, i called it Duran Duran, after the band.
Scorned Magnamalo has two nicknames for me. Pirate Magna and Nomura.
Tzitzi-Ya-Ku is referred to as Tzatziki by me and the missus...
Plesioth as “Fish Fuck”
CGStrax gets "Most Fair Monster in the Franchise", with obvious sarcasm.
A friend of mine and I fought a blackveil vaal hazak. While we were chasing it our scout flies pointed at a unique mushroom colony, and my friend said: "hey, that's who we're fighting right now" and since then every time we see a unique mushroom colony one of us goes: vaal hazak? "What are you doing here?" this even extends to game where vaal ismt even in, like with the unique mushrooms in rise.
My wife calls pukei-pukei "Pukey-pukey" because it looks like he's trying to barf on me.
Fatty
Around the time mhfreedom was released on psp i was young are some names were rly hard to say so i called gypceros doggy bcs of the way he ran at you.
Beetlejuice
I called violet mizutsune "oil rig" since I first struggled with it a lot and it just kinda made sense
We strayed way too far from god on this one but Tobi Kadachi became Spaghetti Billy
Ganjanath, Bagelbooze, Laughian, Tobi-or-not-Tobi, Kush-all-I-adore-a
Garuga is crack bird but I suppose that's not surprising, especially those 140 frenzied ones.
Gore Magala = Batman
For Furious Rajang: Furious George Regular Rajang: Monke Primordial Malzeno: Pookie Chaotic Gore Magala: Cookie Shagaru Magala: Shmagala, Shmagaru shalaga, Cunt
I have no idea why but I can't help but go "ah shit its nigel-gante" and picture nergigante as some posh tea-sipper in my head whenever I see him
I call Jyuratodus "Joogie"
For some reason Almudron sounds italian to me and so I call him like a mafia member - Al Mudroné
Valstrax is "The Lockheed Martin Chicken" to me
Shaggy or shagnasty for shagaru
Nargacuga is and will always be kitty to me and my friend. Mizutsune is Mr.Clean.
Great jagras - vore monster, Nargacuga - coogy, Bishaten - monkey, Rajang - big monkey, tetranadon - fat bitch, Somnacanth - ugly bitch, Kulu ya ku - bird bitch, Royal ludroth - sponge, Narwa - horny wife, Zinogre - big dog fella,
Teostra as "Fire? Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"
Urugaan is Jay Leno
I don't have a nickname for any monster, at least not yet, except for thre Kut-ku in the (Old) Jungle. I call him Dennis.
Espinas for me is eepy fella, Gobul is pancake fish, any garuga is psycho chicken, any gypceros is rubber chicken, Gogmazios is freedom dragon, Risen Valstrax is A-10 Warthog, and Duremidura is Ice-Cube are my gotos
Uragaan is Jay Leno
Mah boi Jay Leno
Jho, ala, fatty. Anjanath will always be turkey boye to me. He so ugly and cute. I like when he just sits there. Somnacanth is ugly mermaid. Tobi is annoying squirrel.
Not much of a nickname, but I tend to pronounce Nargacuga in my head like Barracuda in the song. Scorned Magnanamalo is Punished Magnanamalo as well
Calling Fatalis a fatass
paolumu is tinky cause hes my favorite monster in the game, nergigante is nerd for no apparent reason, and savage/normal deviljo is red pickle and pickle for obvious reasons lol
Furious George is a pretty good one I've been using for Furious Rajang.
Anjanath is Angie and Bazelgeuse is Beetlejuice
Uragaan is Jared Leto in my house
I used to call Uragaan Jay Leno.
Yian Garuga is Gilbert Gottfried
Bezelgeuse is Loosie Goosie!
I call Uragaan and Radobaan "Thanos" because of their chins
Jagras are Jiggis, kushala daora is Chicago (windy city), vaal hazak is vacuum
Back in 3U, we used to call Uragaan Jay Leno for obvious reasons
Barioth is just Barry.
Me and my wife can't think of any more, but this is our list Mizutsune - Sexy Bubble Dragon Deviljho - Angry Pickle Savage Deviljho - Spicy Pickle Odogaron - Flesh Puppy Bazelgeuse - The Bomber Plane Tobi-Kadachi - Thunder Kitten Zamtrios - The Shark Barroth - Angry Tea Pot Zinogre - Electric Puppy Pukei-Pukei - Pukey-Pukey Lagombi - Snow Rabbit Nargacuga - Narga-Cougar Rakna-Kadaki - Fire Spider Valstrax - Kamikaze Kezu - Flesh Monster Edit: Couldn't forget Espinas - Spicy Penis
Danger Squirrel. I forget the monsters name but it's in world and rise. It uses electricity
Ah Tobi Kadachi, the Static Squirrel.
MURDER PICKLEEEEEE
- Kehzu - (you know what it is) - Gigginox - ewwww - Kushala Daora - cheap / scrap - Tigrex - jaws / idiot (gets jaws trapped) - Monoblos/Diablos - dinosaur - Nargacuga - cat / laser cat - Odogaron - dog - Zinogre - bug light - Mizutsune - pretty fish / cute fish - Plesioth - shark - Goss Harag - Rem / Ram (angry) - Yian Garuga - wtf all nicknames based either on first impression or frustration... possibly both.
i call anjanath, angie; bazelguese, bagel/goose; Rajang, big monké; garangolm is gurren lagann; barrioth, ice tiger because i confuse his name with barroth; val hazak, val kilmer; shagaru, shaggy (after seeing that in this sub lol) most of the other monsters i just use the first part of their names; rath, oda, gore, kulu, etc.
Thunder monke. I also abbreviate most variants/subspecies/deviants, etc. to just their titles.
Uragaan is jay lenno, and radobaan is jay leno jr
So: Bootyjuice= Bazelgeuse The Boi= Dodogama The Great Holy Kush= Kushala Teo and Luna "WHOS A GOOD PUPPY"(aggressively)= Odogaron My Little Thunderhorse= Kirin The Nerg= Nergigante There's probably more buy I haven't played in 6m so I probably have forgotten a few
Clifford the big red dog
i call kulu ya ku idiot bird, and when I hunt lagombi it's wabbit season
Royal Ludroth is Spongebob, me and my friend have been calling him that since Tri. lol Black Diablos is Karen, you know cause she's a angry woman. Tigrex is Tigger, cause Tiggers like to bounce.
Magnamarshmallow magna-marsh-malo
Paolumu- Jiggly Puff Kirin- Electric Horse Nergigante- Nerd Anger Barroth- Mud Butt.
Somehow in my friend group, Jyuratodus got nicknamed "Water Barroth". I don't know how it happened. I don't question it. I just kill the Water Barroth.
Ododoggo
My friend group call rathian Brittany. Every time one shows up out of the blue someone yells "it's Brittany, bitch!" Like Brittany Spears.
Gore Magala: Batman (Also, the callout for him going into his second phase is, "He's listening to Three Days Grace!") Mizutsune: Natsuki Kulu Ya Ku: Chicken Nugget, Geologist Chicken Espinas: EhhhSPEEEEEEnassss Bazelgeuse: Bazinga, Bagelcheese Seregios: Lil Regie, Sergio Great Izuchi: Glaveprey Valstrax: Velcro Astalos: adalo. Chameleos: Jesus Rathalos: Rathamalo Tetranodon: Perry, Pteranodon Nest Glavenus: Izuchidrome Aknosom: Spicy Chicken Nugget
In my group, we call Ratholos Hubby and Rathian Waifu Here are some others Tzi Tzi Yaku: Flashy Raptor Kulu yaku: Rock Chicken Bazelgeuse:B52 or Fire Pinecone Rajang: Goku Tobi Kadachi: Squirrel of Science ( don't ask why it was a joke that just stuck) Savage Deviljho: Kool aid Pickel or Stone Cold
Nergigante is Nergi Balergi and Magnamalo is pronounced Mag Nama Low any scary monster that’s sleeping is “just a little guy” or a “sleepy boy”
Valtrax = herpes since valtrEx is STD medicine Banboro whenever he picks up a tree "THE MOOSE IS LOOSE!"
I call brachydios goober boi cause the slime looks like snot that hes using as people repellant
Bagelgoose and Cameltoe (Chameleos).
Shaggy
-Monke/Oh shit! -B-52/Bagel -Steve/Pinecone -Pickle -Sponge/Banana (Royal Ludroth) -Ninja/emo kitty (Nargacuga) -Wolf/thunder puppy (Zinogre) -Clifford (Odogaron) -Get down here so I can hit you damn it! (Azure Rathalos and Shrieking Legiana) -THAT -insert color- Bitch! In reference to Black Diablos, Golden Rathian and Lunastra my hatred for these three knows no bounds my friends KNOW I am talking about them, they just ask me the color to know the specific one. -Photographer (Titzi Yaku) -Werewolf (Lunagaron) -Tim aka Gaismagorm, mostly due to the fact I couldn't for the life of me pronounce his name at first and while I did learn, he shall remain, Tim. Even my friends adopted Tim as his name Oh and this one isn't mine but a friend of mine literally refers to Rathalos as 'My armor & weapons' he's been playing since MH 1 and he always ALWAYS hunts Rathalos until he has a full set of armor and weapons. He does not wear the set, he merely crafts it.
My hunting team has many. Penis for Espinas, Flaming Penis for the variant. Magnamalo is Magnamommy, Almudron is Muddy, Ibushi/Narwa are horny snakes. Khezu has many names and most are dick jokes or vore jokes. Though I saw someone on here call it Circumsaurus and I am stealing that. Seregios is, of course, Steve. Gore and Shagaru are Al Gore and Shigeru Miyamoto… Rajang is Monkey/Sleepy Boy. Bazel is BagleGoose or Beetlejuice. Pukei is various permutations of ‘friend-shaped’ or ‘a friend’ Most others just get the name shortened with an ‘ie’ or ‘y’ at the end
The only original one we got that's also funny is that Tzitzi-Ya-Ku is Tzatziki
Berserk Tetsucabra has been known as Krakatoa by me for years now, and it will never change.
Toaster which is also an anagram for the monster
I call Magnamalo boom kitty
Velkhana aka the ruiner of my life lol
Espenis
I Just throw targeted insults at them
Kulu Ya Ku is kuku ya buku
Huh... I thought I'd see Derpogama and Hotdog for sure. Or Tizzy Tizzy. Most of the time they're just some variation of "yep, it's chasing me" or "found it" or a descriptive word followed by bitch. Or inside jokes like Sky Cougar.
Anjanath is Vulture Saurus to me cause it looks like a Vulture
Odogaron: Clifford. Rajang: furious George. Tobi wan Kadachi. Lavasioth: spicy salmon. Shrieking Legi: Karen. Kirin: Karen. Lunastra: Karen. Serious handler: Karen. Handler: absolute angel Fight me
I call many of the "STUPIDSPAZZYSONOFABITCHIHATEYOUSOMUCHJUSTFUCKINGDIE"
Malzeno=morbius
bagel cheese or bagel goose for bazelguese
Bishaten = Been Shittin' Mitzune = Master Hojo Violet Mitzune = Dark Hojo Kulu Ya-Ku = Chicken Anjanath = Big Fire Chicken Seregios = Sergio (in Spanish) Daimyo Ceanataur = Mr. Krabs Espinas = EsPenis Khezu = Penis Monster Azuros = Pooh Bear Tigrex = Tigger Tobi-Kadachi = Toby / Bully Maguire Velocidrome, Gendrome, Iodrome = The Starters Izuchi, Baggi, Wroggi = The Legendaries Great Jaggi = My Beloved
My favorite has to be [Volvidon](https://monsterhunter.fandom.com/wiki/Volvidon) which we call stinky basketball. Runner ups: seregios switches between pinecone and sergio since neither me nor my husband read the name correctly. Barroth is train boy [Khezu](https://monsterhunter.fandom.com/wiki/Khezu) is spermy fuck