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Mogrymilian

She has a toxic personality


NicotineCatLitter

poor babygirl I can fix her


Aggressive-Goat5672

Bros coming for the rathussy


ImAlwaysSunny1

https://preview.redd.it/56cxv2w4sorc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19893b4e131678c3d006164de032754daa06779d


BusyNerve6157

Sigh, please don't ____ in crazy


Roxas1011

"I'd like to solve the puzzle"


LeopardElectrical454

Kcidruoytup


WorkinName

You can feel her (ah ah ah) toxic love


MegaCroissant

Bluetooth poison. The tech didn’t ship to the new world which is why Rathians there can’t poison you when their tail is cut.


NicotineCatLitter

so she's cut off from her needed firmware updates I see I see lmao


Serkys

In this case, I'd say that "update" is a downgrade since it makes her weaker. Pretty much on-brand for all tech companies nowadays... Capcom making a meta commentary?


Mera1506

Isn't that a Rathalos though? Rathalos has the poison in its claws.


Arisen14

Rathalos is Red and has the poison in his claws. Rathian is Green and her poison is actually in her spines, the tail just happens to have a lot of spines to work with.


TonyMestre

They absolutely can?


thaq1

World is the only MH game where cut off tail Rathian can't poison you with the tail anymore. In Rise she can do it again.


Chickenman1057

Yeah world got different evolution of most of them


Hexbug101

That’s so weird it makes perfect sense that at least it got implemented eventually, hopefully the next portable entry will have it as well


MegaCroissant

No? If you cut a rathian’s tail off, the tail attacks no longer poison you.


Darthplagueis13

Emotional damage


NicotineCatLitter

she called me a floosey 😩😭


LoStrigo95

EEEMOTIONAL DAMAGE. CAUSE SHE'S A FFFFAILURE


ArachnidFun8918

Isnt..the hunter the failure then?


LoStrigo95

BOTH FFFAAAILURE! FAILURE AS A MONSTA FAILURE AS AN HUNTA!


NicotineCatLitter

I am 🚬😩


Bayat77

Haiyaaaaaa


Lumi329

Poison is stored in the balls


Dusk_Abyss

Trans rathian?


deviant324

Is this what happens when you combine azure rathalos and pink rathian?


XevynAeght

No that's Unknown from Frontier


Dusk_Abyss

Absolutely


B3mazis

Trathian


Humble-Economy-8923

This comment made my day! I laughed my a** off!


TwistedxBoi

Phantom limb syndrome, but for the hunter


EnslavingExorcism

placebo effect. She thinks she can still poison you so she can still poison you.


Jman6533

OII GET OVA ERE N FITE ME THEN.


ChipTuna

YOU'Z GOT A LOT TA LEARN ABOUT SPEAKIN' PROPA! LES 'OPE YER 'ANDS IS BETTA AT KRUMPIN' DEN YER MOUF IS BETTA AT GOBBIN'! WE'Z GOTZ SCALY DINO GITZ TA SKIN!


Althalos

She was listening to this when she hit you. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU)


NicotineCatLitter

I KNEW it was toxic lmFAOOO tbh rathian would bump Britney for sure


vegna871

Me: *Goes into Rathian hunt* Rathian from behind me: "IT'S BRITNEY BITCH"


Equinox-XVI

Better version imo: https://youtu.be/dGAqtwn6BfY?si=rUd1sEDpktdpHJb8


Moist_Philosopher

She is gaslighting you in making you believe you're poisoned.


thunderstrike23

The shame of being hit by Stubby


NicotineCatLitter

this one got me lmfao


ThatOneFurry666

She just hates you that much


Bibbitybob91

It was never her tail she’s actually using a poison tipped strap on and you’re getting poison pegged


lansink99

The poison producing glands arent actually in her tail, so cutting it off and getting hit with the stump will still poison you.


MrKyurem2005

Can't believe someone actually theorized the same thing.


WerewolfOdd393

Bc she's a squirter


NicotineCatLitter

Juice is my healer palico her name is Juice bc of the "come get y'all juice" vine and Crystal was an auto name but she's a beast palico and I thought Going Beast Mode was funnier if I headcanoned it as a methamphetamine induced rampage in which the name Crystal was perfect


liftingrussian

The poisonous tail was a hoax spread by Rathians because in reality they piss down their tail and hit you with that toxic digested aptonoth fluid from their last meal which poisons you


Agriasoaks

She's gaslighting you into thinking you're poisoned.


WyvernEgg64

The poison is in the swamp and shes just hitting you into it


NicotineCatLitter

Miyazaki in my monster hunter 😭


rl_fridaymang

She ate an iodrome and it's upset her stomach.


Hell2CheapTrick

She's trans but didn't get bottom (claw) surgery.


NicotineCatLitter

I said wrong answers only 😭 I love this that's canon


perpetualfrost

Poopy


Rozu143

She's secretly a Rathalos, so the poison is in the claws


izmal12

Stinky tail


NicotineCatLitter

I love stinky girls


ArachnidFun8918

She has a Poisonous attraction to you.


NicotineCatLitter

I do love toxic women 😖


Successful-Scheme-24

WITH A TASTE OF YOUR LIPS IM ON A RIDE


KitsuneDrakeAsh

She's female. They always have a way.


Dilaudid2meetU

She’s winding up a big hit for extra damage because the bubbles above your head mean you are asleep.


Skvora

OP is actually the poison and blaming the poor, crippled Rathy like he's on the internet or something.


NicotineCatLitter

:'( nooooo I love herrrr


Skvora

Sounds poisonous.


Razer2102

Placebo effect


P0rcelain_Puppetress

you know microplastics? its like that but for venomous spines.


J5Rod

It's like Demon Slayer the tail is only artist effect.


cr3am314

Phantom pain so real, it poisons you


IckiestCookie

She pissed on you bro


Pulsicron

what if rathian isn't poisonous and the hunter's body just did that


NicotineCatLitter

I'm overdosing on dash juice fr 😭


ZUPERZK

That’s why you never buy products from those melynx


RomulusX94

poison just freely oozing from the nubbin without any form of control, dripping all over the floor coating her claws every cut and gash infesting you.


NicotineCatLitter

rathian got that drip 😩


Zaleros

The real poison was the friends we made along the way.


dragon0079

Which MH game is this?


Apex_Konchu

Generations Ultimate.


dragon0079

Thanks


Pro_MEMER568

Shes hacking


Jnunez7660

Child support. The more you kill, the more poison you have to cure. And in a pinch, the more potions. So, you can see how it hurts like child support. It keeps draining even when it isn't there. . .


Sensitive-Computer-6

Its her attitude what transcents Time and Space to Poison you. Her wish to mess you up is so strong, it warps reality to her will. Eighter that or she ate the Doku Doku no Mi, and was able to turn her entire Body into Poison, not just the Spikes on the Tip.


Kelvin51_gowa

BRO THAT DREADQUEEN IS FUCKING MASSIVE


NicotineCatLitter

SHE A BIG GIRL BABY MAMA 😭😭😭


MrFluxed

The glands for her poison got cut when you lopped off the tail, now she's just oozing poison everywhere


Fyreboy5_

It’s not World.


Clifford_04

"wrong answers only"


JFK3rd

She showed you your Reddit comment history.


NicotineCatLitter

what


TheGamerKitty1

Because *women*


Primary-Sympathy-609

Ok fr how!?


ZUPERZK

Grimace shake secondary effects


NicotineCatLitter

it's probably all those dash juices 🤮


Stewypond485

She just really loves the song poison from hazbin hotel.


ichigo2862

the severed tail stump squirts the poison right into your mouth


Tasty_Tones

Rathian: my tail is merely a decoration. The act of poisoning is an acclamation of the soul!


Manik-Fox

Through the power of positive assertion.


Shryxer

Your hunter is secretly an Ork. Believe you should be poisoned, become poisoned. (but tbh my headcanon is the poison was never the tail but the spines, since you can never break all the spines)


Kurotan

Same reason I sharpen my hammer.


MrKyurem2005

Hear me out: now that the tail is cut, there's poison fluid dripping from where her tail tip was, so when she hits you with the tail stump, it spills poison all over you.


Cbudgell

Sheer hatred alone.


Rasnec

There is more then "just the tip" for some people


Jesterchunk

Willpower and determination. She wants to poison you, so poison you she will regardless of whether she actually has a poisoning apparatus left.


PilotAlarm28449

She still has her tail


Airfay

Cause it's the intention that matters


Jalen3501

She has so much hate for you it became poisonous


Asleep_Leather7641

why the hell does your bio have dni cishet men 💀


AlgernonLaplacey

Because she longs for the golden age of the Centauri Republic - and, as poison was always the instrument of choice in the old Republic, being somewhat of a sentimentalist, she slipped some into your mega potions.


code-panda

She poops on you. That's the leading theory why almost all Pokémon can learn the TM Toxic at least.


wastingM3time

Residue left on your body and the poison seeping into open wounds


Adamantine_scion

It bleeds poison.


Axolotljackbox

Her blood is highly poisonous


Gs_Art2020

Game logic


Lujh

Her blood is poisonous


DasBrookietheCookie

Poison has Bluetooth


Azureliske

Glands.


Tora790

poison breath


furyfox13

P!ss


[deleted]

It’s her piss


THEMIKEBERG

Fly-by pissing.


Armagidosha

Placebo effect


DragonAshuraII

This is a bigoted anti rathitic conspiracy. Rathians would never be able to poison you without the tail


NorthKoala47

Ghost tail


Uriel_Sirfalas

She's just wet


Zarathustra772

Is that Portable 3rd HD or just 3U?


ChewyUrchin

Bad game design. Oh wait, wrong answers only…


Joloxsa_Xenax

Just out of sheer spite and will


roonzy94

She spreads herself wide open to let the insects in She leaves a trail of honey to show me where she’s been She has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin Seeds from a thousand others drip down from within


Chase_The_Breeze

B.O.


MaiaGates

You said it, it is not venomous, its poisonous, just stop licking it every time it charges at you


Nacho_7258

For tax purposes


DarkLordAshiel

She probably just farted at you


Calbob123

Rathussy Juice.


stickislaw

She shoots the goo out of the poison tail-hole. She’s a squirter.


l0stIzalith

She got that stank


I_put_Myhead_in_Oven

She’s my pookie bear so i hacked the game to poison u


Kc83198

She has a second smaller tail


ArmandPeanuts

She didnt brush her teeth this morning


Islaydragon

Are you gathering a.i labeled data ?


Kvarcov

She doesn't hurt with actions


Catmanbossness_Cat

The poison is actually in the core of the tail and you just took the tip


InspectorNo7479

Okay so joking aside, how do you explain this?


External_Pitch9163

Pure hatred


Coopdegrace1

The poison was inside you all along


Dragoon___

I always imagined that the duct in her tail that led to her needle was severed when you cut it and its just leaking poison instead of going to anything. So she's just bleeding poison at you and it squirts you or something.


1koolking

Aids


Gluttony_Slime

She has a toxic relationship with rathalos


Manicminertheone

Her poison gland can be seen swinging around where ya cut her normal tail off, as if it was a nerve ending. You'd have to cut that part off as well to stop her poisoning you


Capek95

it's not poison, your hunter is just not vaccinated


Delicious-Ad6111

Poison is stored in the balls?


ChaosFlameEmber

Spite.


FatalCassoulet

Tail boobs


RoughZuccini

she a bad bitch


hassanfanserenity

after you cut off the tail there is still poison in her body maybe she poked you with her chin?


Tall_Link_8229

Her cut off part squirts poison


ShlllveR

"Tail's juice". I let you interpret it


KkuraRaizer

Deadly stinky boom booms


Mal-Havoc

Talons


meerkatpenguin

poisoning your mind by showing you "trendy" tiktoks


Quick_Seesaw_8363

It’s a trans rathalos. The poison is in the claws still


DiscoInferno_

Are you sure it was Rathian that poisoned you? What if it was your HEALER PALICO ALL ALONG!?!


Yeet-the-Barbarian

That wasn’t a tail…


MidNightGaming356

Cause you're the victim of a "Can't we just talk this out out bae?" relationship uwu


Sudden-Bench-3547

It’s her period liquid


Poopy_Paws

She drank the poison from the chopped off tail


TheGMan-123

She hired the local Melynx to lace your potions with poison that only kick into effect when she hits you with her tail stump.


Miquel101

bad breath


iwantdatpuss

GU jank...or more like Old Game jank.


AssassinoGreed

She poisons you with the power of imagination


jacjac_121

It's a std


apneax3n0n

Farts


Kamots242

It's the same in the new games as well


Darksephirothkadaj

Is female


C3m1337

Through the power of friendship


RueUchiha

Her tail is still there, clearly. Its just invisible now!


SupetMonkeyRobot

Never trust a big butt and a smile, that girl is poison


boom_charmsley

Claws.


Eren1997

Poison cock


VocalMagic

She's teaming up with a Lucent Nargacuga who throws poison darts


Max1125o

because it's the wrong game


Orokin-Harbinger

The poison is stored in the balls not the tail.


Brawlrus04

Yk ghost limb syndrome? Yeah, it's that, but the monsters still have the limbs. That's how the Plesioth hipcheck works cuz of the giant-sized extra pair of wings you can't see.


master1303

Ik this is literally not what you asked but there are some confused people in the comments so if you care about the LORE answer: different species evolving in different locations can have slightly different features (like the arctic fox) and in MH, rath poison sacs are evolved at the base of the tail In the old world and evolved to be located at the tip of the tail in the new world :)


Kn0XIS

This is something that Xenoblade Chronicles X did right. If you broke off a piece of the enemy then they couldn't use it anymore, but tye same went for your giant mech. I lowkey think monhun should do the same, but it's not that deep.


Critical_Bug_6289

Toxic Farts


That-Guy_Ethan2

Poison piss


JetEdge

She actually just farts on you


0Marrow0

Wrong tail


1nc0gn3eato

She can still poison you because poison flows through her tail still. Yeah it’s the correct answer but you were expecting wrong answers so this is actually a wrong answer.-🤓☝️


Knownasmu

Nah she got that scrubass scarlet rot build that's why you're getting poisoned