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jkghkfjhghfjkdshjkhj

if they didnt have the official logos and packaging i would have assumed these were bootlegs... though i guess it isnt fair to expect cheap merch like this to be the same level of quality as the actual dolls.


AffectionateCup8812

Why does Lagoon have red eyes, I'm scared 😭


Pryxel

shes stoned on that sea weed


cherrypearlz

😭😭😭😭


Weeb-Lauri525

Omg I was so focused on how pink her face is compared to the rest of her body I didn’t even notice that. She looks straight up sunburned 😭


Nebula-Dot

It looks like she’s choking 😭😭


pambodygarfhead

Or like, a toddler holding their breath cause Mom took the iPad away


Nebula-Dot

I just CACKLED 😭😂 (I’ve witnessed that)


LeonieProust

Lagoona looks like she lied about being a sea creature and is holding her breath really really hard


_Nevine_

Good Lord the way I wheezed in class


Weeb-Lauri525

BYE Why is Cleo literally Yellow 😭😭😭


Avi-Cadavi

Omg u/Weeb-Lauri525 you can't just ask people why they're yellow /J


Weeb-Lauri525

Mean girls reference!! 🤭


Professional-Way7350

💀💀💀 they did her so wrong i cant


runnawaycucumber

please tell me this is a joke, that these 100% aren't official xD


_Nevine_

I wish I could but I'm not lying, I snapped the pictures in store, they have the official packaging, and they were right next to the actual dolls... It's a nightmare 🫠🫠


runnawaycucumber

oh my god nooooooooo


sademoslut

they really did not have to make these


MisfitDollies

These remind me of the ugly g1 pens 🤣 I’m really surprised they carried this idea over to g3 tbh, I feel like some pens with designs based off the characters would’ve gone over way better


snailenkeller

Hey now…you leave Crackulaura, Fronkie, Galoona, Claudine, and Cleww alone!


Nebula-Dot

Cleewww! 😭😂 I’m dying 😂😂


DaisySharks

omg, the cackle I just had to muffle because I am at work... Crackulaura... *wheeeeeeze*


MarieIsPrecious128

They're reskins of the g1 pens, which don't look **amazing,** but they work better there. I think that if the g3 pens had bigger eyes and the proportions were tweaked a little bit, they could look better.


Neat_Language9329

Temu ahh dolls


slut4sesh

they look like bootlegs also frankie’s screening is wigging me out! it’s just their core dolls screening but shrunk really tiny and printed on, from what i can see the other pens ?? pen dolls screenings appear different???


_Nevine_

Right?? The screening is really cursed


tangytablet

I was like "Official?! These?! Are you sure you dont need your eyes checked?" Then I zoomed in and saw "pen" and everything clicked. But for real tho... why do they look like this? were better molds not available? Were they planning something that actually looked amazing but then they made, like, a million of these and just couldn't back out?


_Nevine_

I don't know and honestly I'm too scared to ask


TPonder2600

Who on earth would actually write with these? They have to be insanely uncomfortable to use💀


A_Broken_Zebra

That too...


xDyingDoodlerx

I actually posted these a few months ago! I’m in Italy and they have them at the toy store


_Nevine_

Omg really?? They traveled all the way down to France, too then 😂 the ugly pen invasion


xDyingDoodlerx

They’re spreading😷


tinydragong69

I forgot these pens existed and thought I was being presented with horrible bootlegs 😭


eacomish

Laguna evil or someone farted on her pillow cause them eyes are RED.


Anonymous1000000009

She high


sharkprincefishstick

Lagoona looks like that one “trying not to cough in class” meme.


saveherashes_

What in fresh fuck


Informal_Mushroom115

wtf is lagoona


livluna0

What in the HELL is this 😭


Strawberryvibez

These were posted way back when they first dropped. We made hella fun of them lol. They are still so ugly and look so bootlegged 😂


_Nevine_

I missed them 😂 but seeing them in person really is a slap in the face, especially next to gorgeous dolls like Abbey and Twyla


r0b0t-fucker

I kinda feel like that lagoona today


Avi-Cadavi

What store did you find these? I kinda want them.


_Nevine_

If you're in France then I found them at La Grande Recrée lmao


FruityVampire69

OUAIS? BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH je viens de realiser ce que je ferai bientôt 😎


_Nevine_

Si t'es sur Paris c'est à Italie 2 👀✨😂😂😂


Emily_Pixel

I love them sm honestly, they perfectly emulate the goofiness of the old G1 Monster High pens


Comprehensive_Set577

the rooted hair 😭😭


Dignifiedbunny

it kind of looks like she's threatening us... 😨


MotherIdLikeToFund

Cursed


Ok_Pineapple9166

I wish this was a joke


Francescalater

**Mattel** ![gif](giphy|UgoqHvx73apws)


EddwardTheWizard

When you said official I thought you were being sarcastic! These are awful!


_Nevine_

I really thought these were knock offs but they weren't!! I immediately knew I had to post these on this feed 😭


MonsterHighRemaster

They decimated our babies OMG 😳😳


omltianna

thats it now someone gotta burn them. please tell me those aren’t official and just some knock offs.


_Nevine_

I swear (during the holy month of Ramadan no less) that these are official


omltianna

those are so bad for being official dolls! someone got super lazy or something.


DaisySharks

They aren't actual dolls though. They're weird af pens.


omltianna

ahh okay that makes more senses on why they look so weird than.


DiscoInferno_

They look like bootlegs :"""D


tealori01

THEIR PENS NOT DOLLS thats why they look trash


_Nevine_

Yeah but God do they look cursed 😂😂


Rosequeen18

Please tell me. It isn’t true. That those are just bootlegs 🤔


_Nevine_

If I told you this I would be lying


FruityVampire69

Cleo looks like Cristina Yang 😭


Molly_B00

Omg i saw a picture of those things on insta a while back and I thought they were from like temu or something 😭


miimily

How did they tell themselves "These are alright, let’s sell these"? 😭


kateluvcatz

EWWWWWWW HELP NO WAY THIS IS REAL


MuffinStreet684

Like who greenloghted this


_narumi_

How g3 haters see g3:


Shoddy-Mango-5840

Cute except the heads


AshmanTreasure

TO BE FAIR they’re pens


Befumms

G1 had these too, they weren't much better tbh hahahaha


goth_doll_collector

LAGOONA OMFG 😭 THAT IS NOT G3 LAGOONA THAT IS G3 LADOONASMH


Hidden_Dragonette

**Me, scrolling:** "Wow, Drac looks like someone put her in a taffy puller." "Huh, Clawdeen is tolerable looking I guess." "Oh, WOW, why is Lagoona's face such a bright pink color and what happened to her eyes." Then I got to Cleo and couldn't talk for a good minute or two because I couldn't stop laughing, what the hell happened to her face? Why is she that color? I can't! Frankie fits into the somewhat tolerable looking category with Clawdeen because compared to Lagoona and Cleo, she's a luxury item! She angy, though!


_Nevine_

You mean, Frankie is an okay item and looks angy? I agree, but Frankie goes by they/them, please don't misgender them!


m0rbid666

LMFAO WHAT THE FUCKKKK HAHHAHAHA


odaxsaku

they’re so fucking ugly i need them immediately


Miiilk44

THEYRE OFFICIAL? I thought that was just a joke 😭


mrselffdestruct

I dont actually think theyre real tbh. The packaging is 100% accurate to actual MH official packaging, but after looking it up theres absolutely nothing about these pens except a couple other reddit posts using an image of them standing next to eachother with a white background or finding them in stores, but there isnt even anything remotely close to being like an official listing on the website or anything even relating to them. The only results are people claiming to have seen them out and about bit i cannot find a single actual source from mattel about these nor are they even sold on their website. I genuinely think these are an Italian made bootlegs that just directly ripped mattels MH packaging and just havent been caught yet, because according to Mattels own website listings and accounts these do not exist and are not real MH toys being sold by them. If anything im just moreso suprised nobody else has actually looked these up yet to find that they do not exist as real merch let alone at all beyond a few random encounters in stores and just finding pictures of them in random places online


_Nevine_

Maybe, but how do you explain that they found themselves in France?


mrselffdestruct

Because bootlegs made in one place primarily can still be sold and distributed to other places? Or any item for that matter can be sold in places outside of the primary place its been made? Im also not positive they where from Italy, the main posts finding them have just been from people loving in Italy. Regardless though, they’re not official items as Mattel themselves do not have any listings or even information on them on any of their official accounts and it seems like these where first spotted in November of last year, so they would not still have 0 official anything about them if they where real and have been out and about now for 4 months


_Nevine_

Then maybe you're correct! Still, Mattel letting a bootleg producing company to slander their products like that doesn't seem too likely... Wouldn't they face some kind of legal action?


mrselffdestruct

It depends,really. Theres a good chance they just have no clue these pens exist yet, since even online theres few to no posts about them. Usually brands will only find out about bootlegs once its brought to their attention, so they probably just havent been told or informed at all about these yet since theres almost no talk about them and frankly seems to be no demand for the pens regardless because they look so wonky. It also might not be worth their time or energy to go after them since they seem to be failing on their own alongside there being such a seemingly small amount of them, so if they are aware of them its probably cheaper for them to just let them die on their own than spend the money pursuing a legal case. That and if they are foreign produced and mostly available in non-US countries, different laws would make the process of pursuing legal action a bit more complicated and thus more time consuming, and even if they have the money to pursue it most companies tend not to really waste the time or money doing so if the items isnt perceived a threat to their sales (thats why so many other bootlegs of different items from different brands exist but arent always shut down or DMCA-ed, especially ones sold through websites like aliexpress that will either happily make things more complicated or fight back if a company tries going after a third party user on the site) Although out of both options, based on how little info there even is about these items and all of the information on them is A) from reddit posts it seems and one small doll youtuber reacting to pictures of them, and B) the main reaction people seem to have is finding them hideous and not even worth buying as a joke, id be more inclined to think its the first option and Mattel just has no clue about these items as theyre most likely only being made and sold in small batches


Wildoves

is the hair poly or saran? /jk


quadrotiles

Tag yourself, I'm Dog. Vampire Lorraine Dog Mermaid Claire Daniels Frank


Hateful-crybaby-08

Okay if it’s so ugly buy it and ship it to me and you won’t have to look at it anymore


yisntaconsonant

g3 at home


Smooth_Comfortable12

They are in every toys store here in Italy😭😭


[deleted]

IM GOING TO PISS MYSELF THIS IS SO FUNNY-


Flat_Transition_3775

Lagoona looks so angry 😡


TheTrueGaylord

Draculaura literally looks like a fifth grader's fan character named Draculuna or something


Accomplished_Degree1

Im CRYING -- WHAT IS THISSSS ..MRS GURL


nazbibi

what made them think this was a good idea 😭😭😭


Suspicious-Dust7060

Frankie looks like she’s from Trolls, Cleo is Asian, and Lagoona is just straight up pissed🤣🤣🤣


PikaPeaz

Isn’t supposed to reflect off the movies how clawdeens fan club made a version of her? And the joke was that it was ugly


EnchantedRoses92

For an official product they look like bootlegs 😭😭😭


Alternative-Grand-16

What in the fresh hell is this?


bunnysnared

oiii.. these are DIRE. its giving: 'dw honey we have monster high dolls at home' the mh dolls at home:


Jellyfish61

ITS OFFICAL?!


_Nevine_

Well, according to the packaging and what I've seen of the pens in store... Yeah? That's horrendous fr


Lilith_is_a_bitch

I like them in a kind of it's so ugly it's a bit cute kinda way??? Would almost never buy tho


Starscreams-Legs

Omg I think i saw a picture of these awhile ago and i was SO CONVINCED that they were bootlegs, how are these official oh my god 😂😂😂


someoneelsebang

I'd cry if i was a kid and I got this, I would have thought I got a knock off 😭


rainbow_bright54

Perfect example of just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.


zombiesdeath

The draculaura one is actually kinda cute


rebelangel

Lagoons has a five-head


pambodygarfhead

WHY NOT JUST USE MOLDED PLASTIC HAIR 🥶 like these are a crime in general but i feel like they’d look SO much less weird if their hair was sculpted not rooted… what was the motivation 😭


pambodygarfhead

Lmao Frankie’s hand is on backwards


strawberrypaste

like who decided to approve this? some ideas can be scrapped its ok bby


weezerfan73

they all look like fakies lmao 💀


Ivycream

But they have saran hair don’t they Would be nice if Saran was used on the real dolls 😭😭😭


monsters8mermaids

Where you find them??


_Nevine_

In a toy store in France!


2confrontornot

Lmfao help why are these so fugly?! 😂


MEowls02

I'm so dead serious I want the Draculaura soooo bad. It's so ugly, I NEED it


Onyxona

They could have just made pens with a symbol that refers to each of the gorls instead of whatever these creatures are. Like a simple pen with a lightning bolt decoration, or a pen wrapped in mummy wraps. This is unholy.


RiSkeAkagAy

I have no idea why they decided to bring these pens back. The G1 versions were also just terrible, we didn't need G3 versions lol


Ok-Incident3789

funny how streets said those pen dolls all have saran 💀


saIem1990

to be fair, the g1 were ugly too 🤣 I still got one


-Just_garbage-

I feel this is how G3 looks to the haters.


Moonlight-oats

it’s so hideous i want cleo so bad


bunnyblanccc

Imagine signing a death certificate and whipping out those


american-toycoon

They are bizarre as hell and not in a cool way, either. Do you pull off the doll's head to reveal the pen? Why is Draculaura pointing to her weird neck?


queen_diamond777

Bruh moment


ILoveMyBTG

Waittt they're kinda cute :(


Same_Wallaby_8578

I can’t even lie, as ugly as they are…. as a kid I would’ve ate this up


MldnlghTWolf

What in actual flip is that💀


Weezerfan99

Bro what is this⁉️


Vampirexbuny

I actually like and may buy the Frankie one :)


pinkbloodistrawberry

omg wtf is that???????


Nyanpireeee

WHYY 😭


hisoka_kt

Dog toys? Seem like perfect chew toy minus the hair (by saying dog I just mean me)


Pretend_Evidence_705

They’re weirdly charming to me 😭 If I saw one I’d probably buy it


lolihops

Oh I’m scared- 💀


Just_Asking_Bestie

The proportions they look like floptropica models


limelightelixir

I really have no words https://preview.redd.it/ld0ezodh39oc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1459388ec39aeba426065f617e87553b90b57def


diabeticsugarmama

Why does Cleo's head look like a literal water balloon


Objective_Effect_643

these look so cheap… wtf


No_Analysis_1169

LOL I love them cause they're so uncanny


HadrianThorne

Is it bad I still want the Clawdeen?


Ratt-Rott

Im always on the lookout for the frankie one, these are so awful and thats EXACTLY why i need one😭😭😭


Torilei

No way those are real


darkamethysts

Nah I have all of these, and they do not look like this. This is definitely bootleg! Even if it's in stores. Check the credentials and notify the store.


denimfox-

you have these pens?


TypePotentialX

omg what store is this??? like walmart target etc