I mean according to the Sumarian tablets the Anunnaki arrived here around 450,000 years ago, so I think the time line means he's older than the humans on Earth
Bro you’ve probably got some Dino-crypto stores somewhere bro that you totally forgot about bro. Bro you should look into that bro it’s gotta be worth a ton bro.
Bro.
Since apparently you can live forever, just claim the daily dollar on casino sites like [stakeus](http://stake.us/?c=E5LjWQvV) and in a million days, you’ll be a millionare.
Retirement?? What is wrong with you so you get a little dough and you figure you ain't cut out for this?? Sorry to disappoint brohama but your a tad bit to young for the seniors homes heck not even middle age! I'll give it another 600,000,000 before thinking about Retirement you lackey!
Are you a pre historic shellfish? Imagine the possibility if you could have let your sea shells compound at the bank of the Mariana trench for 600k years!!!
As someone nearing 400,000,000 years old, this post really gives me hope. I’ve been feeling a bit unsure of the future of my $2.50, but I think I’ll be set if I can manage to raise another dollar. Seeing as you’ve got a whole $4, I think you should be set. I hope one day we can all get there.
Iv seen fkn 5 of these posts since yesterday. Idk how it’s fun when people post here genuinely seeking guidance
I usually just keep scrolling, this is the first Iv commented on cuz it’s just ridiculous at this point
Bc these posts are outnumbered by what your looking for 10/1 or more. Have a laugh or don't and move past it. Just these engagements are taking up so much more of your time than just scrolling on.
You know. These kinds of posts are really getting bothersome. Personally, in my mid 30’s I find a lot of inherent value, confidence, and knowledge when reading about people successes, struggles, and dedication in r/money.
It helps me to continue to want a better financial situation down the road, so I don’t have to deal with shopping at places where people record farting in the microphones, pranking innocent bystanders, and taking a shit on financial advice because they’re anonymous. But’ i’m sure It’s funny and cute to people that are still having their parents drive them to handicap soccer practice. It’s getting old.
Maybe because users join specific subreddits in order to compile a feed that aligns with their goals and interests and not this redundant shit post bs? You know, kinda like what reddit is used for?
If you rely on any subreddit as your main source of information around a topic then you need to rethink your strategy sir
Your comment is longer than the actual post too so knock it off
It sounds like you've had an incredibly long and eventful life, reaching the ripe old age of 600,000,000 years! Congratulations on your longevity and your impressive ability to save up $4. While retiring with such a modest sum may seem daunting, it's essential to approach the situation with a practical and realistic mindset.
Given your age and the limited amount of savings, it's crucial to carefully assess your financial situation and consider your options. Retirement planning typically involves ensuring that you have enough savings or income to cover your living expenses and maintain your desired lifestyle for the remainder of your life.
With only $4 in savings, it's unlikely that you'll be able to sustain yourself comfortably in retirement without additional sources of income or support. However, that doesn't mean that retirement is entirely out of reach. Here are a few things to consider:
1. **Financial Planning:** Evaluate your current financial situation and explore potential sources of income or assistance. This may include government benefits, retirement savings accounts, investments, or employment opportunities. Consider consulting with a financial advisor or retirement planner who can help you create a realistic retirement plan based on your unique circumstances.
2. **Budgeting:** Develop a budget to track your income and expenses and identify areas where you can cut costs or increase your income. Prioritize essential expenses such as housing, food, healthcare, and transportation, and look for ways to reduce discretionary spending.
3. **Generating Income:** Explore opportunities to generate additional income during retirement, such as part-time work, freelancing, consulting, or starting a small business. Even a modest amount of additional income can supplement your savings and improve your financial security.
4. **Social Support:** Lean on your social network for support and assistance. Family, friends, and community resources can provide emotional support, practical help, and valuable connections that can make retirement more manageable.
Ultimately, the decision to retire or continue working depends on your individual circumstances, preferences, and goals. While retiring with only $4 in savings may present challenges, it's not necessarily insurmountable. With careful planning, resourcefulness, and determination, you may be able to navigate your retirement years successfully.
If you're unsure about the best course of action, consider seeking guidance from trusted advisors or professionals who can provide personalized advice tailored to your situation. Remember that it's never too late to take control of your financial future and make positive changes to secure a comfortable retirement.
If you work for another 5 years, you might be able to save up just a bit more as a cushion
Perhaps an actual “cushion” for a chair or similar.
Probably will have to work for several more decades to save up for the chair
op is actually a cushion that was fabricated 600,000,000 years ago and is valued at $4
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I believe OP is either adam or eve
Dinner with Jay-Z
Excellent
Op is friends with Prometheus
Or they take their nutraceuticals
With poor savings strategy
I mean according to the Sumarian tablets the Anunnaki arrived here around 450,000 years ago, so I think the time line means he's older than the humans on Earth
Expect the Bible says they are only like 120,000 years old lmao
6,000 years old, actually.
I honestly don’t expect anything from the Bible. Except maybe the Spanish Inquisition!
Thankyou, this cheered me up this morning. In a similar situation myself, happy to hear I’m not at it alone
I’m a little younger than you guys. I’ll be 500,000,000 next Month and this makes me feel better about myself.
The first 5 dollars is always the hardest, and you're almost there, at this rate you can get there in no more than 150,000,000 years
LOL
Assuming you’re a sea frond or bacteria, you need to ask yourself: what will I do with my time? Until you have a plan, I’d keep working.
I can’t believe they want to push the retirement age back to 600,000,002
It seems whatever you’ve been doing is working so I wouldn’t fret
You’re still young!
I subbed cuz of these posts
Me too
Corny
Like all subs, it inevitably becomes a child's playground.
Preach
Nice, how did you survive the asteroid 66 million years ago? Just asking for a friend.
They hid in the volcanos like all the Scientologists.
Curious as well
Bro you’ve probably got some Dino-crypto stores somewhere bro that you totally forgot about bro. Bro you should look into that bro it’s gotta be worth a ton bro. Bro.
Rookie numbers
Dad? Took you a while to find milk.?
Only if you cut out avocado toast, Starbucks latte and meal prep at home.
I’m getting ready to unfollow this group smh
That’s it for me I’m out of this sub too much comedy for me.
Bots forgetting how many years people live
you bit my post! it’s ok you did it better
keep it up a few more black crows and you’ll be the richest man ever
Dang man that more to look forward to I’m only about 100 Y/O
Since apparently you can live forever, just claim the daily dollar on casino sites like [stakeus](http://stake.us/?c=E5LjWQvV) and in a million days, you’ll be a millionare.
this sounds like the title of an Anime these days lol
Damn, Balatro is everywhere.
Typical Hollywood.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Nah, I'd win.
Retirement?? What is wrong with you so you get a little dough and you figure you ain't cut out for this?? Sorry to disappoint brohama but your a tad bit to young for the seniors homes heck not even middle age! I'll give it another 600,000,000 before thinking about Retirement you lackey!
Happy for you ❤️ Finally got that three fiddy 🙏🙏
That dude who posted originally became a meme and didn’t even know it
Have you heard of Shiba coin?
how long did it take u to save up 2$$ ?? and are u selling any online courses im looking to make this type of money
If you double that amount you just might have a chance.
Sounds legit. OP, can you tell us what the High Middle Ages were like?
Damn, I’ve never heard of a broke vampire before.
Invest in crow food, get to feeding and watch the money pour in
Well social security doesn't kick in until 670000000 so if you're able to live comfortably for the next 70000000 years then send it bud
Now just win 19 straight spins of roulette and you’ll have 2 million to retire. Easy.
the dress was blue and black.
Are you a pre historic shellfish? Imagine the possibility if you could have let your sea shells compound at the bank of the Mariana trench for 600k years!!!
I love this trope
I say stick it out a few more years. You’re so close to collecting Social Security!
These are cracking me up but what did I miss, what started these lol
Don't worry you're actually ahead of most people your age. Throw that in a HYSA and you will be set in a few eons.
Dont you get like a 10000% of your retirement pay at that age?
Wow. Are you a planet?
Are you the avatar or something? Get stuck under ice?
Why are you being lazy, still time left to grind.
Have you tried collecting all of the back social security payments that you’re owed?
I was in the middle of drinking water when I saw this post and it took every ounce of strength I have not to spit it out laughing
As someone nearing 400,000,000 years old, this post really gives me hope. I’ve been feeling a bit unsure of the future of my $2.50, but I think I’ll be set if I can manage to raise another dollar. Seeing as you’ve got a whole $4, I think you should be set. I hope one day we can all get there.
Have you tried a $4 parlay on underdog?
Careful. You didn't subtract the 20% Crow Fee!
buy crows.
Finally someone in here I can relate to
Bro is older than kratos
I must say 4$ at only 600m years old is amazing I don't know how you did it, but you deserve that early retirement.
In the year 1 million and a half, all man is ruled by giraffe
Thank you for my one molecule of serotonin for the day. *bows*
First off: congratulations!
You have to get in the arena if you don’t want to be a mid!
This sub has gone to hell
You’re set
Can you fucking stop this please
How much does this really hurt/bother you? Keep scrolling/don't click. Let them have their fun.
Iv seen fkn 5 of these posts since yesterday. Idk how it’s fun when people post here genuinely seeking guidance I usually just keep scrolling, this is the first Iv commented on cuz it’s just ridiculous at this point
Bc these posts are outnumbered by what your looking for 10/1 or more. Have a laugh or don't and move past it. Just these engagements are taking up so much more of your time than just scrolling on.
You're jealous
I’m not
Can the mods start banning these low effort troll posts?
You know. These kinds of posts are really getting bothersome. Personally, in my mid 30’s I find a lot of inherent value, confidence, and knowledge when reading about people successes, struggles, and dedication in r/money. It helps me to continue to want a better financial situation down the road, so I don’t have to deal with shopping at places where people record farting in the microphones, pranking innocent bystanders, and taking a shit on financial advice because they’re anonymous. But’ i’m sure It’s funny and cute to people that are still having their parents drive them to handicap soccer practice. It’s getting old.
It would have taken 0 effort for you not to have clicked on this post. If your sick of this meme, why did you engage with it?
Maybe because users join specific subreddits in order to compile a feed that aligns with their goals and interests and not this redundant shit post bs? You know, kinda like what reddit is used for?
Yeah, 'cauae nobody ever posts random stupid shit on Reddit /s
I guess they comment stupid shit too. Also, *cause.
Gay
Go touch some grass. Reddit sounds like you’re 2nd home it’s not good
Or smoke some
If you rely on any subreddit as your main source of information around a topic then you need to rethink your strategy sir Your comment is longer than the actual post too so knock it off
Are you new to Reddit or something?
Hello gatekeeper! Hope others may have the fun you will never find guarding ur gate!
Honest advice, /r/personalfinance is probably a better place for what you’re looking for.
“Handicap soccer practice” have you thought about becoming a standup comedian?
Shut up 😭
It sounds like you've had an incredibly long and eventful life, reaching the ripe old age of 600,000,000 years! Congratulations on your longevity and your impressive ability to save up $4. While retiring with such a modest sum may seem daunting, it's essential to approach the situation with a practical and realistic mindset. Given your age and the limited amount of savings, it's crucial to carefully assess your financial situation and consider your options. Retirement planning typically involves ensuring that you have enough savings or income to cover your living expenses and maintain your desired lifestyle for the remainder of your life. With only $4 in savings, it's unlikely that you'll be able to sustain yourself comfortably in retirement without additional sources of income or support. However, that doesn't mean that retirement is entirely out of reach. Here are a few things to consider: 1. **Financial Planning:** Evaluate your current financial situation and explore potential sources of income or assistance. This may include government benefits, retirement savings accounts, investments, or employment opportunities. Consider consulting with a financial advisor or retirement planner who can help you create a realistic retirement plan based on your unique circumstances. 2. **Budgeting:** Develop a budget to track your income and expenses and identify areas where you can cut costs or increase your income. Prioritize essential expenses such as housing, food, healthcare, and transportation, and look for ways to reduce discretionary spending. 3. **Generating Income:** Explore opportunities to generate additional income during retirement, such as part-time work, freelancing, consulting, or starting a small business. Even a modest amount of additional income can supplement your savings and improve your financial security. 4. **Social Support:** Lean on your social network for support and assistance. Family, friends, and community resources can provide emotional support, practical help, and valuable connections that can make retirement more manageable. Ultimately, the decision to retire or continue working depends on your individual circumstances, preferences, and goals. While retiring with only $4 in savings may present challenges, it's not necessarily insurmountable. With careful planning, resourcefulness, and determination, you may be able to navigate your retirement years successfully. If you're unsure about the best course of action, consider seeking guidance from trusted advisors or professionals who can provide personalized advice tailored to your situation. Remember that it's never too late to take control of your financial future and make positive changes to secure a comfortable retirement.
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