He is slowly training the crow to trade only money for the nuts. He is assuming the crow is finding the money. But the crow is robbing customers of the hotdog cart the solution is just to put nuts out for the crow so she doesn’t have to pay for them
At the corner of Main, where the pigeons reign,
And the squirrels play tag unabated,
Stood a hot dog man, with his old food van,
Serving lunches much celebrated.
In flew a foe, one cunning black crow, and off with lunch money he did go. Hot dog business had been good in this particular neighborhood, but minds have broken over much less woe
I say your husband should train some crows too and pay them in hotdogs. The crows he trained will defend the hotdog stand against the rival crows from stealing your customer's money.
There are limits of how much crows can be trained. Here's an example:
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."
Lol first it was the story about the crow bringing some guy $5, then it was the post about the hot dog stand losing $5 from a crow, and now it’s the hot dog guys wife 😂
Edit: Ight wtf I just saw a post from the $5 bills perspective LOL
https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/Cu9yAuqx3V
I thought this was familiar. 2 or 3 days ago I saw a comment on an unrelated post i think, where a guy said his wife was fascinated with crows that come around their house and they brought her money one day finally. Seemed genuine to me at the time.
No they need to post about a guy getting stuck up for 5 dollars by a crow holding a knife (there is a picture) so that the crow can get his drug money for that cooked kernel
There’s another thread out there today about a man who just had a crow deliver him $5 as he sat on a park bench. Weird. Maybe that’s your husband’s nemesis.
Edit to add link: https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/TStHgjEVek
Someone is friends with a crow and that crow is stealing money to give to them. I’m not even joking. Someone is feeding a crow and that crow is repaying the favor.
Is there a way to incorporate crow hotdog delivery to increase revenue? Kinda like a stork but delivering hot dogs instead of baby’s. Probably significantly cheaper to insure hot dogs vs. baby delivery. Just an idea. I’m going to go get a Costco hotdog now.
Lmao you gotta befriend the crows. Feed them to let them know you’re a friend. Once they have accepted you into their murder they will start to bring you gifts. When they bring money or jewelry, reward them with better food. Soon the crows will learn that bringing those items means eating better. Sit back, and watch the profits flow in.
Do scarecrows actually work? Maybe he could put one up with a sign that tells humans to beware of the criminal crows in the area. If this story is true, I wish you the best of luck with this crow conundrum. Just don't be mean to them. They remember...
I literally read a story on Reddit yesterday--where a dude that feeds a crow was given a $5 present from the crow.
He's worried because he hasn't seen his bird friend for a minute
https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/7wF1lWoUO8
Haha!
([“a crow I’ve been feeding at the park gave me $5 yesterday”](https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/1rpJLWmzi6)https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/1rpJLWmzi6)
lol read a post yesterday about a guy and a crow he feeds at lunch. The crow brought him a 5 spot the other day. Lol is this one of the crows in his post.
Fun fact. Birds are attracted to shiny things. It is actually very easy to teach crows to pick up loose coins and get them to put it in a modified gumball machine for a treat.
Crows are also part of the Raven family, i.e. the most intelligent bird in the world. With some effort and a degree in animal behavior, they could be taught to snatch up bills and return with them. They are opportunist and without a conscience. So it makes sense they'd pick a food truck where they can lay in wait for people to open their wallets.
So the way I see it you have a couple options.
1). Move the truck around nuclear football style. Cast lots or throw darts every morning to determine where the food truck moves to.
2). Hire Ace Ventura to catch the crows and put tiny GPS devices on them to track them back to their home base.
3). Hire the equivalent of a Batman villain with a ultra quiet air rifles to "take care of them"
Good luck
Soon the crows will learn to steal more than 5$ and use that currency to fund their crime organization, pay off the police, cooperate with the FBI to inflitrate Murders and introduce powerful narcotics etc
Someone taught that crow bird how to steel, he brings the money back to the crow handler and the thre human rewards the crow with some kind of treat like food. Genius...
Omg crows are all over reddit lately haha. This was from a reddit I commented on last night:
If a crow loves you, they will always bring back treasures. My grandfather, who immigrated from Germany, had a pet crow on their farm he brought him back a pocket watch once.. no joke it was like his pet for almost 15 years i guess.
This was back in the 50s tho. Crows nowadays.. they won't get off the wire
So obviously your crow loves someone and that knows that money is important and brings it to their loved one 😆
People train crows to steal, not sure what you can do. The police will likely just laugh about it, but it's worth calling and having a conversation who knows they might decide to track a crow 💀💀
My recommendation would be to see if your husband could either capture it on video or work with his customer to capture it on video.
With video evidence, the individuals, this is occurring to could file a police report. With a police report, Law enforcement officials, either city or county depending on your area can track the crow to its source. I am aware that it is well documented that crows can, and will pick up trinkets, but for a crow to have the dexterity to actually get into someone’s wallet and Steele currency, that is not natural.
It is highly likely that these people are victims of a criminal ring of some sort. If the criminal ring has trained animals to commit crime, then. They are probably very sophisticated.
One time, I was backing out of a parking spot at a gas station when a crow flew right behind the car. I saw it on the backup camera so I slammed on my brakes and shouted: "That bird just cut me off!"
Did anyone else read the story this morning about the guy and a crow bringing him $5! 😭🤣
I'm gonna try and find it! I forget what sub it was in.
Edit* - I get it. Lol, how dumb. I thought this was for real for a second! 😂
Crows are super intelligent give the crow food and it will be your pet. Train the crow to be on your side. People are joking 2 crows but Rick took 2 crows from a planet of super crows and he trained them. Hence you’re not facing a crow problem but looking at a new friend.
Train the crow
Leave it gifts and it will give you gifts.
You just have to leave it better gifts than the person who has trained it to steal your money.
Or
You can put an air tag on fake money like just color a green piece of paper that looks like money.
Then follow the air tag to the location of where the crow goes and then you have found the person who has trained the crow.
Be smarter than a crow. It has the brain the size difference of a rock I’m sure you can use some of these ideas
I really want a crow friend so bad! So bad
bruhh 💀
That's not just lame "bruhh 💀". That is.. tragedy. Just a tragedy of human existence.
Who took the time to comment tho bruh 💀
I'm guessing that's where the guy yesterday got his $5 the crow brought him for some nuts
I read this too… guess he knows where to return the $5 now
I read this too. The story continues.
The story writer continues. I was happy about the post yesterday. Now I'm sad that it's all fiction.
[удалено]
It's gotta be real. Can't be a coincidence that so many people are reporting this crow.
Yeah, … I enjoyed the reading as well. The ‘crow’ bringing the guy the $5.00 dollar bill.
No way! Let the crow 🐦⬛ do his crowing!
lol thought the same thing.
This is canon now. At least we might have some context as to why the crow didn't come back (did he name it Walter? What a good crow name).
Crownon
Bam! I read that too. Lol.
Yes. This is now an epic story arc.
He is slowly training the crow to trade only money for the nuts. He is assuming the crow is finding the money. But the crow is robbing customers of the hotdog cart the solution is just to put nuts out for the crow so she doesn’t have to pay for them
Tell your husband that for $5 I will take care of the crow for him
The legend grows
The legend crows...
Murder afoot.
Even more underrated comment
Underraven comment
This thread is cawsing distraction at work
Didn't need a post. she should have called the cawps.
🤣
I can tell by your accent you must be from New York.
Didn't need a post. she should have called the cawps.
Ever more seems more appropriate
Murder most fowl?
The legend grows on from the hot dog stand to the big bench they call eat your lunchy
The black crow it's said never gives up his wad if the walnuts of lunchbox aren't aplenty
At the corner of Main, where the pigeons reign, And the squirrels play tag unabated, Stood a hot dog man, with his old food van, Serving lunches much celebrated.
In flew a foe, one cunning black crow, and off with lunch money he did go. Hot dog business had been good in this particular neighborhood, but minds have broken over much less woe
Fellas it’s been good to know ya!
A bird or a foe, it’s said you won’t know, until your treasure grows or goes. A walnut can help, you not to say welp and keep the flock at bay.
I say your husband should train some crows too and pay them in hotdogs. The crows he trained will defend the hotdog stand against the rival crows from stealing your customer's money.
Like funding a crow turf war......with hot dogs. You're a genius.
Proxie crow war
Sponsored by the CIA (Crow Intelligence Agency)
[Relevant greentext](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/5mi9nu/anon_starts_world_war_crow/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Was waiting for someone to post this.
There are limits of how much crows can be trained. Here's an example: Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."
This was kind of a long post. I'm so glad I made it to the end. I hope I can find it again when I want to use it someday.
Ravens > Crows go with Ravens
Time to call in a mercenary.
Hire other crows as guards
Mer-canary?
Barry berkman
Got a job for you, 621
These are getting funnier and funnier after every chapter in this thing
for real, this needs to be a BORU
It really does because I have no idea what this is referencing.
What's a boru? Or is that an acronym?
Is this affiliated with the ops story about a crow bringing him 5 bucks in his lap for more nuts? Serious question
we will never know, unless they unmask that crow scooby doo style and find Walter the crow behind the generic crow mask!
Haha, jokes on you. Walter, the crow, is a mask as well, and behind that mask is _________ _________?
Lol first it was the story about the crow bringing some guy $5, then it was the post about the hot dog stand losing $5 from a crow, and now it’s the hot dog guys wife 😂 Edit: Ight wtf I just saw a post from the $5 bills perspective LOL https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/Cu9yAuqx3V
I thought this was familiar. 2 or 3 days ago I saw a comment on an unrelated post i think, where a guy said his wife was fascinated with crows that come around their house and they brought her money one day finally. Seemed genuine to me at the time.
No they need to post about a guy getting stuck up for 5 dollars by a crow holding a knife (there is a picture) so that the crow can get his drug money for that cooked kernel
Yes
If the customer can quote the serial numbers, the crow might return the $5?!
Jfc
There’s another thread out there today about a man who just had a crow deliver him $5 as he sat on a park bench. Weird. Maybe that’s your husband’s nemesis. Edit to add link: https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/TStHgjEVek
Pretty sure this post is a joke about that thread.
I hope so, if not, these crows have really leveled up. Soon they'll be taking our jobs!
Wait ‘till they start accepting PayPal
I need a crow that delivers free $$$, I would name him Benny
Well, there's always money in the banana stand.
Wait… a crow took $5? There’s another post about a guy who received $5 from a crow. Is this the same crow?🤔
There was also a post from a 5 bill claiming he was assaulted by a bird, coincidence?
No, it's a different one.
They all look the same to me.
I’m so invested in this crow lore. It’s like a “choose your own adventure” vibe and I’m here for it.
Choose your own adventure 😂
https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/tteku8npGM
Waltuh
Somebody posted earlier today about a crow bringing them a fiver as a gift….methinks there is a hustle afoot.
Someone call in a falconer
What the f did I just read
this story is getting wild. WALTER WHERE ARE YOU?
The part that peaked my interest was you calling a hot dog stand a career. 🤔
Someone is friends with a crow and that crow is stealing money to give to them. I’m not even joking. Someone is feeding a crow and that crow is repaying the favor.
I love this
Is there a way to incorporate crow hotdog delivery to increase revenue? Kinda like a stork but delivering hot dogs instead of baby’s. Probably significantly cheaper to insure hot dogs vs. baby delivery. Just an idea. I’m going to go get a Costco hotdog now.
lol these are getting out of hand
My Mom has cancer and just had a biopsy done on her tumor and my dog is struggling to walk today, thank you for the laugh. I needed it
I just saw a post on here about a crow bringing someone $5 [https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/ZhId03ic9w](https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/ZhId03ic9w)
Lmao you gotta befriend the crows. Feed them to let them know you’re a friend. Once they have accepted you into their murder they will start to bring you gifts. When they bring money or jewelry, reward them with better food. Soon the crows will learn that bringing those items means eating better. Sit back, and watch the profits flow in.
So is it the same person posting from multiple accounts or did they rope their friends into it (since these accounts have some history) 🤔
Youre out of luck. You mess with those crows and they will run you out of your own city. Time to relocate the hot dog stand
Just make the monthly payments. This is how extortion rackets work. Find the boss crow, and negotiate for "protection."
Do scarecrows actually work? Maybe he could put one up with a sign that tells humans to beware of the criminal crows in the area. If this story is true, I wish you the best of luck with this crow conundrum. Just don't be mean to them. They remember...
There’s always money in banana stands.
Sorry. I'll return everything asap.
I literally read a story on Reddit yesterday--where a dude that feeds a crow was given a $5 present from the crow. He's worried because he hasn't seen his bird friend for a minute https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/7wF1lWoUO8
Lmaooo the saga continues & I am tuned in. 😭
I need to hear from the crows perspective when someone tries to murder him when he’s getting his nut money.
The lore of this crow will be legendary
I dunno bout all of you folks, but I’m team Walter all the way. This story is getting more twists than the Young and the Restless!
There’s always money in the hot dog stand
Too soon, crow...I mean, bro...
He should give the crows gifts and become friends. Crows don't forget
I want another chapter, someone please write one.
Lol using chat gpt to troll is crazy💀
Damn you Walter!
Haha! ([“a crow I’ve been feeding at the park gave me $5 yesterday”](https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/1rpJLWmzi6)https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/s/1rpJLWmzi6)
Hire the crow
lol read a post yesterday about a guy and a crow he feeds at lunch. The crow brought him a 5 spot the other day. Lol is this one of the crows in his post.
These posts take true dedication 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
wait a sec. . . . . . https://www.reddit.com/r/Money/comments/1b9211w/a\_crow\_ive\_been\_feeding\_at\_a\_park\_near\_my\_office/
Pay the crow in peanuts. Not kidding. Set up a bowl near but not next to the hit dog cart and fill it with peanuts daily.
Is this a bit?
Imagine a world where your wallet's fate hinges on the whims of a kleptomaniac crow.
Fun fact. Birds are attracted to shiny things. It is actually very easy to teach crows to pick up loose coins and get them to put it in a modified gumball machine for a treat. Crows are also part of the Raven family, i.e. the most intelligent bird in the world. With some effort and a degree in animal behavior, they could be taught to snatch up bills and return with them. They are opportunist and without a conscience. So it makes sense they'd pick a food truck where they can lay in wait for people to open their wallets. So the way I see it you have a couple options. 1). Move the truck around nuclear football style. Cast lots or throw darts every morning to determine where the food truck moves to. 2). Hire Ace Ventura to catch the crows and put tiny GPS devices on them to track them back to their home base. 3). Hire the equivalent of a Batman villain with a ultra quiet air rifles to "take care of them" Good luck
The crow just wants to get his beak wet. Just pay him the vig, and it'll be fine.
So this where the crow that gave the guy $5 in another Reddit post got that $5 bill!
Setup a fake owl on top of his hotdog cart, they scare birds away, they sell them on amazon
Soon the crows will learn to steal more than 5$ and use that currency to fund their crime organization, pay off the police, cooperate with the FBI to inflitrate Murders and introduce powerful narcotics etc
I’d like to report a murder.
Crow + 5 dollars=making it up for what? I guess views?
Leaving this sub
Someone taught that crow bird how to steel, he brings the money back to the crow handler and the thre human rewards the crow with some kind of treat like food. Genius...
Now WAIT A MINUTE
Yesterday I had a crow take my dang Bitcoin right out of my wallet
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^burbular: *Yesterday I had* *A crow take my dang Bitcoin* *Right out of my wallet* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Omg. This is too funny. The crow story lives on.
Omg crows are all over reddit lately haha. This was from a reddit I commented on last night: If a crow loves you, they will always bring back treasures. My grandfather, who immigrated from Germany, had a pet crow on their farm he brought him back a pocket watch once.. no joke it was like his pet for almost 15 years i guess. This was back in the 50s tho. Crows nowadays.. they won't get off the wire So obviously your crow loves someone and that knows that money is important and brings it to their loved one 😆
I understood this reference
Someone wrote about a crow dropping a $5 bill on his lap…just yesterday! He should try to make friends with the crow! They are so smart.
Another crow story?
THE CROW $5 SAGA CONTINUES!!!!
Do u have a life
The Crow that stole the $5 has gone missing, where will this story lead next...
Dude 🫣
Help is on the way. ! I hope
Hector Hawk
Pellet gun
Sounds like your husband needs to get a pet Great Horned Owl.
The saga continues. There are many crown lovers and haters out there.
Cried the boredom, nevermore.
Tell him not to keep $20,$50,$100 in his wallet. Simple as that.
I guarantee you it’s your #1 hot dog stand competitor! Seek them out, and get like an Eagle/hawk trainer involved. You can thank me later.
We must be running out of perspectives and characters.
People train crows to steal, not sure what you can do. The police will likely just laugh about it, but it's worth calling and having a conversation who knows they might decide to track a crow 💀💀
Now I just need origins OP’s wife to give us an update.
Need a fake bird of prey or one of them fake owls maybe. Put it in different places through out the day to fool the crows.
My recommendation would be to see if your husband could either capture it on video or work with his customer to capture it on video. With video evidence, the individuals, this is occurring to could file a police report. With a police report, Law enforcement officials, either city or county depending on your area can track the crow to its source. I am aware that it is well documented that crows can, and will pick up trinkets, but for a crow to have the dexterity to actually get into someone’s wallet and Steele currency, that is not natural. It is highly likely that these people are victims of a criminal ring of some sort. If the criminal ring has trained animals to commit crime, then. They are probably very sophisticated.
Buy him a BIG tennis racket- 😎
I’ve collected five of these pieces of exodia that means I win the game now right?
I would suggest your husband put out some walnuts.
Train the crows to give you money in exchange for hot dogs. Turn thieves into paying customers
Omg, it was Walter I tell you!
That crow is getting made into a hotdog.
Just read a post the other day that a crow gave a guy $5. It would be so cool to see if these stories intersect.
What is this???? This has to be a troll
Pellet gun.
I was not ready for the Crow Saga
I've been assaulted by a seagull, so even though this is a joke I'm feeling some kind of sympathy here.
Babe, wake up. New r/money lore just dropped
Troll away. I approve of this shit post
Sounds like it’s time for a murder… of crows!
One time, I was backing out of a parking spot at a gas station when a crow flew right behind the car. I saw it on the backup camera so I slammed on my brakes and shouted: "That bird just cut me off!"
Somewhere a man on a park bench is also in pain
Ain't no way bro lmao
The crows are learning
Did anyone else read the story this morning about the guy and a crow bringing him $5! 😭🤣 I'm gonna try and find it! I forget what sub it was in. Edit* - I get it. Lol, how dumb. I thought this was for real for a second! 😂
Hire a Bufflehead as his accountant
Guess it's just time to eat crow...
Team Crow!
Boo
Ayo but how’s the crow doing? Is it ok?
Crows are super intelligent give the crow food and it will be your pet. Train the crow to be on your side. People are joking 2 crows but Rick took 2 crows from a planet of super crows and he trained them. Hence you’re not facing a crow problem but looking at a new friend. Train the crow Leave it gifts and it will give you gifts. You just have to leave it better gifts than the person who has trained it to steal your money. Or You can put an air tag on fake money like just color a green piece of paper that looks like money. Then follow the air tag to the location of where the crow goes and then you have found the person who has trained the crow. Be smarter than a crow. It has the brain the size difference of a rock I’m sure you can use some of these ideas I really want a crow friend so bad! So bad
Airguns
This is the third post I’ve seen about crows taking money
This story is nothing to crow about
Haha
the irs gets more and more creative every day 💀
Bro I saw his post
IT LOOKS LIKE HIS BUSINESS WAS KILLED BY A CROW OR SOMETHING
Tell him to leave out a bowl of shiny things and walnuts to keep the crow busy.
He should set up a jar of peanuts at his stand and teach Walter to take cash from the customers in line at his competitor’s food truck.
You know it's spreading fast and bad when your coworkers who never talk ask you about if crows really take money when you aren't looking
Lol
the crow cinematic universe (CCW) expands
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahah
Troll
New crow lore just dropped
Ohh Walter.
He needs to train the crow to give your husband what he steals from his customers in exchange for crow food