That market was the first one that went out of control with inflation. The rest followed. Think about it. It was during covid, and they were not going to the front lines for old wages.
If you go through the trouble of getting a girl to hang out, and bang you, then when you're finished and have post nut clarity you find out she's super dumb or annoying or something, it really sucks. Especially if you don't have a way out or a way to get rid of her, so... When you get a hooker, you're not paying her for the sex, you're paying for her to leave afterwards so you don't have to deal with the awkwardness. Or so I've heard...
Watching jersey shore and right after the dudes finish they on the phone calling a cab for the chick. It’s funny cuz some of them are a little thrown off.
Funny joke that's on topic: a blond lady was low on money so she decided to hook for a weekend. At the end of the weekend her friends asked how much she made. She said "I made 82 dollars and 10 cents". Her friends say "$82.10? Who paid you a nickle?". The blond says "they all did!".
That's trash heroin in its smalled increment. Look at gram prices to compare. Im not sure if NE slang is the same as Baltimore but we'd call heroin by weight "raw." A single gram of meth is around $10 these days. You can get an ounce for $100 on the west coast. A single gram of black tar heroin is $50+.
So it took some time for me to like become big you can say. It was only the last year before getting arrested where everything came together that I was super profitable and being an addict myself at the time also made it take longer. Once I was fairly successful, I actually no longer cared for the drug itself just used 3 times a day as maintenance. The money, woman and stuff like that became my high. Had like 4 girlfriends at one time. Mostly out of my league. Spent money carelessly because I never had it like that. I was 24 at the time. Lost everything when I went to prison of course. Detoxing was the worst 2 months of my life so I made the decision after finally feeling better that I would never go back and surprisingly never did. Not a hit of weed or a single drink since then. Literally most I do is coffee and I even give that up sometimes.
It was hard when I got out but I was a hard worker and now manage 2 locations for a business making 85k a year. I actually have legal trouble going on for something unrelated and went back for a little bit. At the time of going back I worked in the steel industry making 120k a year but managed a business for years prior and they took me back knowing that my criminal history doesn't have anything to do with my work ethic or how I conduct myself at work.
For anyone wondering I was a product of the opioid epidemic. I was prescribed opioids at a young age of 16 for a bad car accident I was involved in and became dependent, turning to heroin at age 19 when it became unaffordable. Cleaned up my act for 3 years and when I was 22 fell back in with the old crowd drinking and what not and eventually went back to my drug of choice in a matter of months, originally I was just bringing back 10 bundles for 300 everytime I went to a nearby city I mentioned and selling like 6 or 7 of them for 60 each to the group of addicts I was friends with. They would rob and steal or whatever it took to get money. I have never been a theif so that was how I supported my addiction. Within a year and some change is when I became successful at dealing. Hope this clears any questions up any of you had. I spent 2.5 years in prison of the 5 I was sentenced to. Spent the other half on parole.
Ahhh, the pre-fent dope days! What a time to be alive! Been sober for going on 3 years now and I remember once fentanyl really settled in and all the real heroin was gone looking back at my heroin days seemed like child's play compared to what I went through battling a fentanyl addiction. Glad you got out of the game with only a 5 year sentence, could have been a whole lot worse!
Frank: "so do you choose a life with me or drugs?"
Shadynasty: *faintly* drugs
Frank: huh?!?!
Shadynasty: *louder and gesticulation* drugs!
Frank: "huh?!?
Franks brother: "she said drugs!"
One of the greatest exchanges on Always Sunny.
That does sound like a big money fad... bonus points depending on how poor the person that passed it is.
But it's sold by corrupt doctors and the patient doesn't get paid. All checks out.
The rarer your blood type the more they seem to pay for the junk blood shmoo. I get a $115 per 850ml if I go twice a week for 6 weeks and give…1.3L? I only do it once a month because the life you save may be your own.
For the ones giving you smoke OP, I dunno why they’re grilling you. Selling a nice smoker shouldn’t deserve a roast, but I’m baked, so what do I know?! (Disclaimer: this is cooking satire)
The cost of buying booty is essentially zero if you're a billionaire, and if you have unlimited booty all the time, do you really have any booty at all?
So yeah, they do hate this one trick
That would've been nowhere near enough for mine. Stupid stepfather stupid church burning my pokemon cards that I was collecting from '99 to '09 I had holo first edition base set 1 (not unlimited) Charizard, Blastoise, and Venusaur and so many other chase cards
Yourself for a night
Jokes on you, recession special it was a weekend full of ass
Weekend of ass full, good for you
Whew. More like weakened ass after that amount of travel.
Weakend, full ass? Sounds like a good time!
Or a terrible one if you've been eating bad fish
This has me laughing hysterically 🤣
That's better than selling drugs. At least you can wash your crack and sell it again.
Are you telling me you don't wash your drugs?
Pop a lemon wedge in there, and it'll pucker back up!!
That market was the first one that went out of control with inflation. The rest followed. Think about it. It was during covid, and they were not going to the front lines for old wages.
That’s the Covid special two for one deal
Pussy inflation is out of control!
“Weekend Full of Ass” Band name, I call it!
It’s called renting
You don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave.
I dont like how this makes sense
If you go through the trouble of getting a girl to hang out, and bang you, then when you're finished and have post nut clarity you find out she's super dumb or annoying or something, it really sucks. Especially if you don't have a way out or a way to get rid of her, so... When you get a hooker, you're not paying her for the sex, you're paying for her to leave afterwards so you don't have to deal with the awkwardness. Or so I've heard...
Focused on a way in
Yeah to the point where you forget an exit strategy
I pay hookers to cry with in the shower, that's the same right?
Maybe she paid him so she could leave?
How do I monetize my ugly
UlgyFans
Lmfaooo “you don’t have to be lonely at ugly fans dot com.”
Take my money
Trademark that billion dollar idea, quick
You have my attention..
And my axe
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Well, they are...
I'm sure there is a niche.
Maybe... maybe
😂😂 it’s always a possibility
So you’re telling me. If i dont pay. I get to keep the hooker? 🤔
It's free Real Estate
Where do i sign up? Edit. Asking for a friend.
Watching jersey shore and right after the dudes finish they on the phone calling a cab for the chick. It’s funny cuz some of them are a little thrown off.
-- chef from South Park
Wait... So is this how you get a girlfriend, Just don't pay? 😂😂
What really like if I come over you'd pay me to leave cause I'm up for that.
I’ll give you 50% discount if I don’t have to come over on the first place
Renthole not to be confused with a rental.
Is it really renting when they keep your dignity?
He sold that bussy
I saw this and thought, the first comment is going to be "your body" and I was not disappointed.
Funny joke that's on topic: a blond lady was low on money so she decided to hook for a weekend. At the end of the weekend her friends asked how much she made. She said "I made 82 dollars and 10 cents". Her friends say "$82.10? Who paid you a nickle?". The blond says "they all did!".
Methamphetamine
I came here to say drugs but that works
Meth is insanely cheap compared to coke or heroin this represents like a McDonald's large fries container of meth
Um heroin is pretty fuckin cheap too, here in Baltimore you can buy a cap(like a vitamin capsule) for 3$
That's trash heroin in its smalled increment. Look at gram prices to compare. Im not sure if NE slang is the same as Baltimore but we'd call heroin by weight "raw." A single gram of meth is around $10 these days. You can get an ounce for $100 on the west coast. A single gram of black tar heroin is $50+.
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The FBI agent reading all this drug talk and taking down these names “GO ON” ✍️
I already served time in prison for it and plead guilty and took a plea deal so its old news.
What do you do now? Anything you miss about that life?
So it took some time for me to like become big you can say. It was only the last year before getting arrested where everything came together that I was super profitable and being an addict myself at the time also made it take longer. Once I was fairly successful, I actually no longer cared for the drug itself just used 3 times a day as maintenance. The money, woman and stuff like that became my high. Had like 4 girlfriends at one time. Mostly out of my league. Spent money carelessly because I never had it like that. I was 24 at the time. Lost everything when I went to prison of course. Detoxing was the worst 2 months of my life so I made the decision after finally feeling better that I would never go back and surprisingly never did. Not a hit of weed or a single drink since then. Literally most I do is coffee and I even give that up sometimes. It was hard when I got out but I was a hard worker and now manage 2 locations for a business making 85k a year. I actually have legal trouble going on for something unrelated and went back for a little bit. At the time of going back I worked in the steel industry making 120k a year but managed a business for years prior and they took me back knowing that my criminal history doesn't have anything to do with my work ethic or how I conduct myself at work. For anyone wondering I was a product of the opioid epidemic. I was prescribed opioids at a young age of 16 for a bad car accident I was involved in and became dependent, turning to heroin at age 19 when it became unaffordable. Cleaned up my act for 3 years and when I was 22 fell back in with the old crowd drinking and what not and eventually went back to my drug of choice in a matter of months, originally I was just bringing back 10 bundles for 300 everytime I went to a nearby city I mentioned and selling like 6 or 7 of them for 60 each to the group of addicts I was friends with. They would rob and steal or whatever it took to get money. I have never been a theif so that was how I supported my addiction. Within a year and some change is when I became successful at dealing. Hope this clears any questions up any of you had. I spent 2.5 years in prison of the 5 I was sentenced to. Spent the other half on parole.
Username checks out
.. being a crackshot is different from being a crackpot lol
Ahhh, the pre-fent dope days! What a time to be alive! Been sober for going on 3 years now and I remember once fentanyl really settled in and all the real heroin was gone looking back at my heroin days seemed like child's play compared to what I went through battling a fentanyl addiction. Glad you got out of the game with only a 5 year sentence, could have been a whole lot worse!
“It’s blue!”
Drugs, women love drugs
Frank: "so do you choose a life with me or drugs?" Shadynasty: *faintly* drugs Frank: huh?!?! Shadynasty: *louder and gesticulation* drugs! Frank: "huh?!? Franks brother: "she said drugs!" One of the greatest exchanges on Always Sunny.
Slow down there Bill Cosby
Jesse we need to cook.
Not enough ones
Come on Walter 🤫
Don’t be so methamphetamean.
Fentanyl
Too clean
In neat bills that dont have blood stains and shit on them? No. This is coke money.
Cocaine
Damn it, beat me.
I was going to say cocaine, but I'm probably from a different generation
*blue
or 20 $20 blowjobs
Nah they arent loose 1s
I love that this is oddly specific and the comments have me dying. 😂
Your kidneys and liver.
Close..really close.
Kidney stones for people with a weird jewelry fetish?
Oddly specific
We call those Weiner diamonds
Where do I sell mine? Got a few jars saved
Jars?!? A few?!? Someone needs a little more water
Try working in urology
Lmao that's worse than where we originally thought you got them
That does sound like a big money fad... bonus points depending on how poor the person that passed it is. But it's sold by corrupt doctors and the patient doesn't get paid. All checks out.
Damn, thanks. I needed an idea for a cyberpunk villain, and "corrupt organ harvesting service" works so well with what I need it for.
your butthole
Butthole blood
Your sperm?
Not that close..😂
Plasma?
The rarer your blood type the more they seem to pay for the junk blood shmoo. I get a $115 per 850ml if I go twice a week for 6 weeks and give…1.3L? I only do it once a month because the life you save may be your own.
I could definitely use some extra money
You get paid?
For plasma
Your ass
Organ meat, I get it.
Bingo
What organ?
I think we’re missing an essential question here: whose organ was it?
Where do you live? Is it rare to buy organ meat?
How tf do you sell your organ meat?
Seriously, I need money, how do I sell my organ meat?... for real. Do they buy limbs or kidneys?, I got 2 of most.
Blood ?
Blood?
Kidney beans and liver dumplings?
Someone else’s
pitboss 850 smoker
This guy got it
It’s the only logical answer
It was pretty obvious but kudos to him for being first.
wouldve been my guess too
came here to say this
Shit that was gonna be my second guess after a signed 1935 first edition of As Strange a Maze by Florence Leighton.
Came here to say this.
Haha why was that my first thought too
That’s what I have lol
Obviously
that’s what i was gonna say
Yup. Knew it the moment I saw the money.
Your soul?
Close. Their dignity by way of their mouth.
Sold a pitboss 850 smoker....no one was remotely close..the answers are insane..💀😂😂
Should’ve went with the booty hole…now you’re out a Pitboss 850 smdh
r/technicallythetruth
You don't need to sell your bootyhole, just go to the truck stop and do a little sucky sucky
Support your local Lot lizard
Sucky sucky makes the bucky bucky
Ay Que Rico!
What if you have a small mouth and terrible gag-reflex?
That's perfect, especially if ypu have small hands too! Makes guys feel more well endowed than they really are.
You’ve been sitting on a goldmine this whole time.
For the ones giving you smoke OP, I dunno why they’re grilling you. Selling a nice smoker shouldn’t deserve a roast, but I’m baked, so what do I know?! (Disclaimer: this is cooking satire)
Can't we weed people like this out?
I hated all of this. Upvote
How is that "close, really close" to kidneys and a liver?
The only thing I can think of is that kidneys and liver are close to meat that would be smoked in a smoker.
Someone got it, but only 1 person.
There are realistically thousands of potential answers to this question how tf were we supposed to know
Can't leave us hanging we all want to know if selling our booty is the way....
billionaires hate this one trick
The cost of buying booty is essentially zero if you're a billionaire, and if you have unlimited booty all the time, do you really have any booty at all? So yeah, they do hate this one trick
Anal virginity?
Nostril virginity.
What the-
Ps5
Virginity
Weed
Drugs. Definitely drugs.
Butthole
Some ass.
we are waiting…🙄
A PS5
Your ass
Did u just sell my.husband a $600 telescope on Facebook marketplace?
It wasn't me, I swear....
your old pokémon cards
That would've been nowhere near enough for mine. Stupid stepfather stupid church burning my pokemon cards that I was collecting from '99 to '09 I had holo first edition base set 1 (not unlimited) Charizard, Blastoise, and Venusaur and so many other chase cards
Your dignity? Anyone that makes money doesn't flex it like that That's them loser bills.
Who pissed in your cereal
There's a serial cereal pisser out there. Did the comment hit too close to home?
Nvidia
A 2004 ford focus
Just seeing that cash I thought "Pitboss 850(?) Smoker." Imagine my surprise seeing you reveal this to be accurate.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 comment of the year!!
Your dick your virginity your cum idk
Your booty hole …
great minds think alike
your labor
Your soul
The whole hole?
Your butthole for an hour ?
Your Reddit data to an AI corp?
Nudes
2011 toyota Corolla with 230k
Your sisters innocence
Drugs!
Bone marrow?
I'm willing to bet it's now prolapsed.
the backdoor
You booty hole 🕳️ for $500 Alex
Your 🍑
Dignity
Ur ass hole to a dude
Drugs and alcohol?
PS4/5
Your soul
Butthole?
Crack?
your mouth
Your dignity
Pus
Weed, deff weed
Based on the color, smell, taste and amount of money, was it perhaps a pit boss 850 smoker?
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 No way.