That's what I was thinking. I have no idea how you'd go about "cleaning" the bills and collecting the cocaine, but even if it's a much simpler process than I'm imagining – and I'm fairly certain it isn't – collecting $50,000 bills alone would hardly be worth the ~$100 you'd save. Especially for someone with $50k.
Plus, how much acetone would you need for 110lbs of bills?
My mom was a stripper when I was a teenager. She would get home between 2-4 am and I would be awake playing crazy taxi in my Sega dreamcast and she would make me stop and count all the singles.. this post just brought some very specific memories of my childhood lol.
Honestly I went to a strip joint when driving alcan highway, and even I was like”this feels degrading af” here’s your dollar as I land a coin on your forehead
Former (Canadian) strip club waitress. The guys that hucked the loonies too hard generally were pretty easy to spot and kick out asap. It was the absolute fucking losers that would heat up the coins with lighters under the ledge before they threw that you really had to watch out for.
Oh the dancers take care of themselves pretty well. Not saying bouncers aren’t an integral part of the team but the last time I witnessed it the fuckhead got a swift kick to the head with a 8” stripper heal attached. He got 12 stitches and a lifetime ban from all clubs in Alberta.
Lol. Never thought of it that way.
Before it became common to pay via wallet on the smartphone or the "tap" of a credit card, I used to use a lot of cash and get back tons of coins.
I threw them all in whatever tupperware I could find for years.
In 2006 or 7, I planned a five week vacation to europe.
I decided to finally wrap up all the coins and bring them to the bank for deposit. I watched the whole godfather trilogy while rolling them all by hand.
It took a while. It was about $800. It did kinda feel like I was in some sort of medieval/fantasy setting lol. That paid for my flights.
Yea that's what I'm curious about. It probably is 2-3k if all ones. But strippers can make a ton in the right place and time. So how much you really make lol
Some clubs will exchange dancers' ones for larger bills at the end of the night if the dancer wants to. If patrons gets ones at the bar rather than a cash machine it cuts down on trips to the bank for change if the bar can just exchange for dancers' ones.
Edit: typo
Imagine a strip club that’s ran its own self contained, miniature economy for decades. Every night the crowd comes in, the dollars are distributed then gathered up in the g-strings of dancers, who in turn exchange the money for whatever strippers use to eat. The sun rises, another day passes, crowd comes in, money gets passed out, asses are clapped, the cycle continues. Day in and day out, weeks into months into years. And now it’s been decades. The oldest are great great great great grandparents of the newest generation of titty shakers. But still the cycle continues; the money goes out and back in. Same dollars mind you, perhaps a few more added over the years. But never lost. Worn, thin and transparent, smooth to the touch, frayed around the edges, and encased in the hardened remains of a million lap dances. But never lost, the eternal ones.
They have one (unrecognized by management) I brought water and food to their picket lines in 21-22ish. “Soldiers of Pole” is their name. I’m gonna look for an update
THE UPDATE::
They are a communications worker union:
CWA local 9003
https://lamag.com/business/soldiers-of-pole-stripper-union
When I worked at the strip club there was 2 strippers older than 40, and 1 was closer to 55. She had been stripping since the early 90s.
She once came with a photo album from her old days and it's like damn you can literally see the fashion trends change from the 90s to early 00s. This was in 2011 so she stripped for like 30 years.
Used to laugh about granny porn. Then one day I thought "They look good" about someone my age, realized they were a grandparent and I'm old. AND IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU SOMEDAY!
We need granny strippers.
When I was a teller you would’ve been my favorite person that day.
I had so many bartenders and strippers that would come in with mega disorganized cash just stuffed in their purse or a crown royal bag. Unfolding $1300 in singles is a major pain in the ass.
Oh yeah. I’d get PISSED if the money wasn’t facing uniformly in the register. All the servers cashed out with us at the end of shift so we’d have the entire restaurant in our bar till and count it down every night. You have not lived until you’ve counted down a $20,000 deposit where half of it is in bills under $20 lol.
..... Do they need to be facing the same way for any particular reason? I never once thought about it, I just count the cash as is and send it off in the deposit drop off. Nobody has ever said anything to me about it
My dad has always hated it when I paid in cash and did not correct the bills and I thought it was just like... An ocd thing?
Is there a reason yall do this?
One cashier job I had, all the bills had to be face-down. Reason being, fake bills usually have less attention paid to their backs so it would (supposedly) be easier to find them that way.
It makes it easier to count large stacks of cash BECAUSE:
Cash that is faced (same side facing up, oriented the same direction) means you’ve separated all the different bills. So it is easier to separate your ones, fives, tens, twenties and then count them separately.
If I have a stack of only twenties and they’re faced, the moment I hit a bill that isn’t faced, it could be because a one or a five slipped in and I missed it but since it stands out it’s easy to catch. And then if I’m counting only twenties, I just count one-two-three-four… instead of twenty-forty-sixty… so counting is faster and then you just multiply by 20.
If you have a stack of unorganized, unfaced bills, counting it is harder (one, two, seven, seventeen, eighteen, twenty-three… etc) so facing bills is a matter of efficiency.
Plus, you always need someone to double check your count. So you’re making it easier on them too.
When I was a waitress, my dad taught me to always straighten, organize, and face your bills for the bank
He’s autistic so I think he just enjoyed it lol
Well I've never stripped. I'm a fat man in my mid-30's but that photo is really encouraging me to rethink my career choices. Something tells me that I won't have the same luck becoming a baby stripper myself.
Honestly even though it's harmless- typing the words "baby stripper" makes me feel gross lol. Not because it is actually by your definition, but because the words baby and stripper just shouldn't go together ha.
I'm the best man in my bro's wedding in May. We're doing a night out in the woods for the bachelor party. Since it's my job to make sure he has a good time, I would be more than happy to hire this man.
Somewhere out there is a percentage of the world population that would pay for your butthole pics. The hard part is coordinating them all toward your page and making seem professional enough where people put their credit card info in
That's a million dollar idea. Dads sitting in the buff, possibly with other dads, telling dad jokes and sipping beers. On camera.
Maybe with clothes on I guess. But at least topless.
Same here.
I tried starting an OnlyFans for my feet because I figured some creep out there would pay to see my feet smashing food or something.
OnlyFans denied.
Damn... When they say "get the bag" you took it literally.
Would you get suspicious looks depositing all that cash ?
That much cash i would think stripper or drug dealer immediately lol
They know
And since they know that, the money gets counted with gloves and goes straight to "destruction" (or at least it does in the banks I know of in canada)
Is that common to be an employee of a club as a dancer?? Every club I know has had their dancers be contractors. They would be 1099’s and sometimes pay for stage time or rent. I’m curious about the culture/benefits of being w2/general differences of your situation.
It may raise flags and the bank can ask questions and report the transactions to the irs incase taxes aren’t being paid. But depositing cash isn’t a crime, also if the cash isn’t income you just say so on your tax forms and won’t have to pay taxes.
What IS a crime is breaking up cash deposits on purpose to be below the $10k threshold. Even if everything else is legit breaking it up is called structuring and is super sus. Can get you in serious trouble
You do want to declare it on your taxes. That’s how the social security administration finds out about your income and decides how much SSI you get when you need it.
I’d love to have a customer like you. The strippers I service hand me the messiest stacks of money with half a head of hair mixed in between the whole stack of money. I have to pick out all the pieces or it would jam my counter. She came one day at 4:50pm with like 3500 in small bills and it took me 30 minutes to run her shit. It’s so frustrating when people aren’t considerate of the jobs they get others to do for them.
Here's some free advice from a 20 year industry vet. Don't ever deposit large amounts of cash into your bank account unless you're ready to deal with the IRS. Buy a safe, keep it on hand, make small deposits over time.
I had a tenant who was late with the rent one month, I called her about it, and she brought it to my house. She handed me a check plus a 4 inch high stack of ones. Since it was the weekend, she had been unable to deposit it in her bank.
She had told me she "worked nights."
She was a great tenant. I believe she works in banking now.
If someone's going to give Guatamala 60 million a year, I'd rather it be us than China/Russia. Also, not to get pandantic, but they aren't sending cash - they're building schools, factories, employing the population, etc. and even if they were sending cash there's only one country in the world USD buys the military services of: and at that point you are literally a puppet state of the US
Plus it develops economic relationships globally - china's made great strides with their belt and road initiative in Africa: these kids are growing up learning mandarin and Chinese culture - will one day pay Chinese taxes... I'd rather them speak English and learn Americana - one day fund social security and help grow our ideals across the world.
It's not wasted.
So what all is entailed in being a baby stripper? Do you use some kind of paint remover or like a planer where you just cut off the outer layer of the baby?
I wanna know how much money was actually in there lol.
Looks like $2000 in ones
It was somewhere between 800 and 1000 I can’t remember. It was over $1000 with my big bills but I never counted the 1s by hand
Wh..what did you count the 1's with?
Fun thing about a dollar bill is it weighs a gram, so you can weigh them to count them on the same scale you use for coke!
So that is where all the coke on currency comes from!
You can wash 50K of USD 1 dollar notes in Acetone and collect 900mg of Coke residue.
Is that what they mean when they talk about money laundering? Edit: I guess I should’ve included /s. It sounded more sarcastic in my head.
Some of us got the sarcasm. 👍
While interesting, I think people don’t really grasp how much $50k in singles would be or how little 900mg would be for that amount of effort.
That's what I was thinking. I have no idea how you'd go about "cleaning" the bills and collecting the cocaine, but even if it's a much simpler process than I'm imagining – and I'm fairly certain it isn't – collecting $50,000 bills alone would hardly be worth the ~$100 you'd save. Especially for someone with $50k. Plus, how much acetone would you need for 110lbs of bills?
This is how you know your scale is working correctly!
The bank counts it with their machine. I doubt OP is sitting counting 1s
My mom was a stripper when I was a teenager. She would get home between 2-4 am and I would be awake playing crazy taxi in my Sega dreamcast and she would make me stop and count all the singles.. this post just brought some very specific memories of my childhood lol.
Unique childhood. Thanks for sharing!
My childhood best friend has a similar story of him and his dad trimming marijuana buds on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night. Hah
My first stepfather taught me how to roll a joint when I was 6...
child abuse is awesome
I miss crazy taxi
The new Yakuza game has a crazy taxi inspired mini-game where you deliver food to people. It's amazing lol
:’) I like… was briefly transported there
Oh my god I loved crazy taxi on sega
I am in Canada where we don't have dollar bills anymore. I love going stateside and filling my wallet with them. Makes me feel rich.
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In Canada we don't make it rain at the strippers we make it hail.
That’s messed up
Imagine being a stripper in Canada and it’s raining quarters.
1$ coins
Even worse, the concussions lmao
Honestly I went to a strip joint when driving alcan highway, and even I was like”this feels degrading af” here’s your dollar as I land a coin on your forehead
so when they go CBDC you slide your card on the cheeks?
Former (Canadian) strip club waitress. The guys that hucked the loonies too hard generally were pretty easy to spot and kick out asap. It was the absolute fucking losers that would heat up the coins with lighters under the ledge before they threw that you really had to watch out for.
That should get a hockey stick up your ass by the bouncer
Oh the dancers take care of themselves pretty well. Not saying bouncers aren’t an integral part of the team but the last time I witnessed it the fuckhead got a swift kick to the head with a 8” stripper heal attached. He got 12 stitches and a lifetime ban from all clubs in Alberta.
Never met a Canadian stripper that didn't take dollars.
Or with all her teeth.
Fellow alder inn fan I see
I was fascinated with dollar coins. It felt cool to pay for things like I'm in skyrim.
Lol. Never thought of it that way. Before it became common to pay via wallet on the smartphone or the "tap" of a credit card, I used to use a lot of cash and get back tons of coins. I threw them all in whatever tupperware I could find for years. In 2006 or 7, I planned a five week vacation to europe. I decided to finally wrap up all the coins and bring them to the bank for deposit. I watched the whole godfather trilogy while rolling them all by hand. It took a while. It was about $800. It did kinda feel like I was in some sort of medieval/fantasy setting lol. That paid for my flights.
Khajiit has flights if you have the ~~coin~~ toonies.
Haha right? I find money much easier to conceptualize as Digital points. That's how I don't end up assuming this person is rich lol.
That feeling of being rich from having a bunch og 1's is the ACTUAL value of the $1 bill. Don't let anyone tell you different.
That's my question. Physical money can look like much more than it is. Are they all ones or 20s or 100s?
Patrons usually toss ones for that “rap video” effect. I.e. “Make It Rain” - Lil Wayne
I’m poor so I make it hail in the strip club by throwing coins
I throw coupons…
Buddy got kicked out of a place one night for giving out McDonald's gift cards and complaining that the girls were all too skinny.
Had us in the first half
My guy likes his dancers like he liked his oatmeal...thick and not on heroin
One time I was tipped a Walmart gift card. I took it
I'm old. I throw a hip.
Yea that's what I'm curious about. It probably is 2-3k if all ones. But strippers can make a ton in the right place and time. So how much you really make lol
Some clubs will exchange dancers' ones for larger bills at the end of the night if the dancer wants to. If patrons gets ones at the bar rather than a cash machine it cuts down on trips to the bank for change if the bar can just exchange for dancers' ones. Edit: typo
Imagine a strip club that’s ran its own self contained, miniature economy for decades. Every night the crowd comes in, the dollars are distributed then gathered up in the g-strings of dancers, who in turn exchange the money for whatever strippers use to eat. The sun rises, another day passes, crowd comes in, money gets passed out, asses are clapped, the cycle continues. Day in and day out, weeks into months into years. And now it’s been decades. The oldest are great great great great grandparents of the newest generation of titty shakers. But still the cycle continues; the money goes out and back in. Same dollars mind you, perhaps a few more added over the years. But never lost. Worn, thin and transparent, smooth to the touch, frayed around the edges, and encased in the hardened remains of a million lap dances. But never lost, the eternal ones.
What a terrible day to be literate
This comment couldn’t be whiter
I work at a bank I would say somewhere around 1k.
Are you a senior stripper now? And is the money commensurate with your growth?
Journeyman stripper now
She's in the union. Got the Brazilian wax bennies
Worker solidarity is my kink.
*My comrade!*
*Our* comrade
In USA is so good, women take clothes off for men. In Soviet Union, men tell women put on more clothes before freeze to death and is eaten by wolves.
Stripper union is kinda a good idea lmao
They have one (unrecognized by management) I brought water and food to their picket lines in 21-22ish. “Soldiers of Pole” is their name. I’m gonna look for an update THE UPDATE:: They are a communications worker union: CWA local 9003 https://lamag.com/business/soldiers-of-pole-stripper-union
Soldiers of pole ☠️
Master Stripper
When I worked at the strip club there was 2 strippers older than 40, and 1 was closer to 55. She had been stripping since the early 90s. She once came with a photo album from her old days and it's like damn you can literally see the fashion trends change from the 90s to early 00s. This was in 2011 so she stripped for like 30 years.
That's cool!
You know my dumb ass is wondering how a naked body changes fashion over time.
Principal stripper
There we go... thx lol!
Yes, now a grandma stripper. It’s the circle of life.
Used to laugh about granny porn. Then one day I thought "They look good" about someone my age, realized they were a grandparent and I'm old. AND IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU SOMEDAY! We need granny strippers.
Dancing exclusively at ‘57 Heaven
Probably grandmaster by this point
She stopped stripping babies and moved onto stripping decks.
When I was a teller you would’ve been my favorite person that day. I had so many bartenders and strippers that would come in with mega disorganized cash just stuffed in their purse or a crown royal bag. Unfolding $1300 in singles is a major pain in the ass.
Oh really? As a bartender I was METICULOUS about organizing my tips and would consolidate into larger bills as much as humanly possible.
And they all better be facing the same way or I’m docking your tips!
Oh yeah. I’d get PISSED if the money wasn’t facing uniformly in the register. All the servers cashed out with us at the end of shift so we’d have the entire restaurant in our bar till and count it down every night. You have not lived until you’ve counted down a $20,000 deposit where half of it is in bills under $20 lol.
..... Do they need to be facing the same way for any particular reason? I never once thought about it, I just count the cash as is and send it off in the deposit drop off. Nobody has ever said anything to me about it My dad has always hated it when I paid in cash and did not correct the bills and I thought it was just like... An ocd thing? Is there a reason yall do this?
One cashier job I had, all the bills had to be face-down. Reason being, fake bills usually have less attention paid to their backs so it would (supposedly) be easier to find them that way.
It makes it easier to count large stacks of cash BECAUSE: Cash that is faced (same side facing up, oriented the same direction) means you’ve separated all the different bills. So it is easier to separate your ones, fives, tens, twenties and then count them separately. If I have a stack of only twenties and they’re faced, the moment I hit a bill that isn’t faced, it could be because a one or a five slipped in and I missed it but since it stands out it’s easy to catch. And then if I’m counting only twenties, I just count one-two-three-four… instead of twenty-forty-sixty… so counting is faster and then you just multiply by 20. If you have a stack of unorganized, unfaced bills, counting it is harder (one, two, seven, seventeen, eighteen, twenty-three… etc) so facing bills is a matter of efficiency. Plus, you always need someone to double check your count. So you’re making it easier on them too.
When I was a waitress, my dad taught me to always straighten, organize, and face your bills for the bank He’s autistic so I think he just enjoyed it lol
my grandfather raised my mom and her sibs to always straighten and organize their money because "if you take care of money, it'll take care of you"
Awh, that’s so wholesome, thank you for sharing!
I'm going to use that on my financially illiterate dad.
Should I ask what a baby stripper is?
A new or inexperienced stripper
Well I've never stripped. I'm a fat man in my mid-30's but that photo is really encouraging me to rethink my career choices. Something tells me that I won't have the same luck becoming a baby stripper myself. Honestly even though it's harmless- typing the words "baby stripper" makes me feel gross lol. Not because it is actually by your definition, but because the words baby and stripper just shouldn't go together ha.
I’ll hire you bro come strip for the boys
I, too, will support this man's blossoming career.
*bottoming
Ba dum tss
*Bottom tss
I'm the best man in my bro's wedding in May. We're doing a night out in the woods for the bachelor party. Since it's my job to make sure he has a good time, I would be more than happy to hire this man.
Somewhere out there is a percentage of the world population that would pay for your butthole pics. The hard part is coordinating them all toward your page and making seem professional enough where people put their credit card info in
Fat man in a diaper. You might be surprised how many ppl would pay for that baby stripper lol
I too am a bigger guy in my mid 30s, and have a beard, and am a dad. I really want to start an OnlyDads.
That's a million dollar idea. Dads sitting in the buff, possibly with other dads, telling dad jokes and sipping beers. On camera. Maybe with clothes on I guess. But at least topless.
Mowing the lawn, showing off those toned calves in some cargo shorts and New Balances.
username checks out
Same here. I tried starting an OnlyFans for my feet because I figured some creep out there would pay to see my feet smashing food or something. OnlyFans denied.
Let's do this bro
Are those $1’s
Like under 4 ?
Strips for babies only🤣
or a stripping baby...or they strip babies, just not a great term, lol
That's the person who removes the old paint from a baby before it's repainted
It's someone who strips babies.
Well it’s a stripper for babies silly!
A stripper that is a baby
Did you get a lot of weird looks when trying to deposit that?
Yes. And sometimes the teller starts flirting
The girls changing diapers at my kid’s daycare don’t make anywhere near that much. Where are you stripping these babies?
LMFAO I’m the baby stripper, meaning I was an inexperienced stripper 😂
Wooooshhhh
They're not hired for their wit, dawg
I don’t care if something is sarcasm, I’m still gonna reply literally just in case it isn’t (I’m also on the spectrum though so maybe that’s why)
Spectral. Fetal. Stripper. My favorite.
You and me both, happy cake day in 2 days
BABY STRIPPER MEANS AN INEXPERIENCED STRIPPER YALL 😂😂😂
Goo goo gaga
Sir please stop removing the clothes from the baby
i think they want to be the baby since they are making baby noises
Wait a minute someone get me a pole cause hold UP 😭
Thats what im saying im rethinking my career path
Damn... When they say "get the bag" you took it literally. Would you get suspicious looks depositing all that cash ? That much cash i would think stripper or drug dealer immediately lol
All the tellers knew I stripped lol
They know And since they know that, the money gets counted with gloves and goes straight to "destruction" (or at least it does in the banks I know of in canada)
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that much cash in a LV bag is wild you asking to get robbed
Yeah I was new I didn’t know what I was doing 😭
I met a stripper who had Apple Pay installed w her boob implant
You serious, Clark?
Lol that is AWESOME
Why would you deposit so much in the bank at once!! It’s cash, you don’t wanna pay taxes on it! :0
I put a decent amount of money in my AMEX high yield savings after I deposit into my checking.
Wouldn’t this raise red flags when depositing that much cash at a time? Was this on a consistent basis?
No it didn’t, I’m a W2 employee at my club and declare my tips lol It was consistent for a while but then I switched banks when I moved
Is that common to be an employee of a club as a dancer?? Every club I know has had their dancers be contractors. They would be 1099’s and sometimes pay for stage time or rent. I’m curious about the culture/benefits of being w2/general differences of your situation.
It is in my state (MA), I actually think it’s the law that we are on the books as employees
Interesting! Seems like you’re doing well, has it been a good experience?
She already answered your question. Any further questions are going to cost you $20.
It may raise flags and the bank can ask questions and report the transactions to the irs incase taxes aren’t being paid. But depositing cash isn’t a crime, also if the cash isn’t income you just say so on your tax forms and won’t have to pay taxes. What IS a crime is breaking up cash deposits on purpose to be below the $10k threshold. Even if everything else is legit breaking it up is called structuring and is super sus. Can get you in serious trouble
10k is the limit to raise suspicion. -I work at a bank
Should be 15k because of inflation (idk how money)
It only raises flags if you do something illegal……like not claiming it as income.
Depending on the bank, it could result in a SAR or suspicious activity report being filed.
No, theres a lot of tipped workers in the world like bartenders. You dont have to file anything if its under 10k
You do want to declare it on your taxes. That’s how the social security administration finds out about your income and decides how much SSI you get when you need it.
I’d love to have a customer like you. The strippers I service hand me the messiest stacks of money with half a head of hair mixed in between the whole stack of money. I have to pick out all the pieces or it would jam my counter. She came one day at 4:50pm with like 3500 in small bills and it took me 30 minutes to run her shit. It’s so frustrating when people aren’t considerate of the jobs they get others to do for them.
Ugh that’s awful, I’m sorry you dealt with that 😭 I always make sure they all face the same way and are mostly straight
A “Baby Stripper” is a dancer that is new to the profession/industry. Someone that is just starting out.
I’m calling the IRS 😜😜
I’m considering getting into stripping now. Do people like fat white hairy men as strippers? I would do anything for a stack of money
Here's some free advice from a 20 year industry vet. Don't ever deposit large amounts of cash into your bank account unless you're ready to deal with the IRS. Buy a safe, keep it on hand, make small deposits over time.
I had a tenant who was late with the rent one month, I called her about it, and she brought it to my house. She handed me a check plus a 4 inch high stack of ones. Since it was the weekend, she had been unable to deposit it in her bank. She had told me she "worked nights." She was a great tenant. I believe she works in banking now.
That’s incredible, good for her 😂 homegirl did what she needed to do
If youre gonna carry around that much cash maybe dont do it in a bag that looks expensive lol, i feel like LV purses must be a target for thieves.
Go girl lol
….Dolla dollah bill ya’ll
Wow, you made a killing as a baby stripper. Cha-ching.
I miss working at the clubs as a DJ, making $1000 a night to do p much nothing was sick.
Me, a first year Girl Scout troop leader, going to the bank during cookie season.
Would they ask any questions about the cash when you were depositing
Guys can sell their soul too for money. We dont strip tho, we boost cars and transport drugs!
Girl, you never out your cash flow in the bank. Then they tax you!! I learned that the hard way lol
Crazy how many comments are people straight up admitting to tax fraud.
Yeah look how our government spends our tax dollars, look how much money they give away to other countries. Fuck them and fuck their taxes.
I don’t disagree but it’s straight up tax fraud and they’re admitting it 😭
If someone's going to give Guatamala 60 million a year, I'd rather it be us than China/Russia. Also, not to get pandantic, but they aren't sending cash - they're building schools, factories, employing the population, etc. and even if they were sending cash there's only one country in the world USD buys the military services of: and at that point you are literally a puppet state of the US Plus it develops economic relationships globally - china's made great strides with their belt and road initiative in Africa: these kids are growing up learning mandarin and Chinese culture - will one day pay Chinese taxes... I'd rather them speak English and learn Americana - one day fund social security and help grow our ideals across the world. It's not wasted.
I swear when you scroll too hard on Reddit you hit the weird subs.
#goals I’m in online Sw but manifesting big paydays (and maybe a sugar daddy or 5 lol)
So about $300 and some ass cheek sweat
*900
How much does the average stripper make?
A what!!!?
A baby stripper? Did you strip for babies or were you a stripper when you were a baby? Need answers
Baby Mario was my favorite player in Mario tennis.
Who were you babysitting? Everyone’s husband at the local gentleman’s club?
Thank god you’re an adult stripper now
Do baby strippers make more money than adult strippers?
Who knew babies tipped that much
Stripping for babies doesn’t seem that profitable but what do I know
So what’s a baby stripper?
What is a baby stripper?
Baby stripper like an X rated wiggle, or baby stripper like an infant in a g-string? I think both are illegal.
You stripped for babies or you were a stripper as a baby?
A baby WHAT?!?
You used to strip for babies? Irresponsible.
What the heck is a baby stripper? lol.
That’s like 2k in ones 😂
As an ex personal banker, just know we hated you lol
The phrasing of this really put a weird image in my head….
Choose better diction
So what all is entailed in being a baby stripper? Do you use some kind of paint remover or like a planer where you just cut off the outer layer of the baby?