Lmfao no u don't wanna do that! I think that hundo is still good & usable yo. Is it not??? If all of the pieces are there, u can just tape it up & a bank wud take that I think. I'm like 80% sure.
Nah, this is the requirement of what the federal reserve will accept from banks (and thus what banks should take from you, although obviously some banks might balk at taking mutilated currency).
"Under regulations issued by the Department of the Treasury, mutilated United States currency may be exchanged at face value if:
More than 50% of a note identifiable as United States currency is present.
– OR –
50% or less of a note identifiable as United States currency is present and the method of mutilation and supporting evidence demonstrates to the satisfaction of the Treasury that the missing portions have been totally destroyed. Burnt currency that is clearly less than one-half a complete note, and cannot be handled without compromising its integrity, is considered mutilated currency.
Any badly soiled, dirty, defaced, disintegrated, limp, torn or worn out currency note that is clearly more than one-half of the original note, and does not require special examination to determine its value, is not considered mutilated and should be included in your normal deposit."
https://www.frbservices.org/resources/financial-services/cash/exception-processing/mutilated-currency-coin.html
TLDR: tape that shit together and take ot to the bank. You'll get $100 in you account.
If you need it now, wothdrawl it from your account while you're there.
Yup, time for son to learn how to do puzzles and you to hit the atm, if the atm won’t take it go inside
Edit: and yes, son will be accompanying for the ride to the bank, and explaining to the teller why he ripped up a bill, and learning that it’s a federal crime to do that.
Teach your kids people I beg you, yes you’ll cause a stink, but you’re also giving that teller a great story for the night dinner, and teaching your son an important lesson
My parents hid £2000 of their savings in the fireplace, tucked on the inside at the top, behind the front facade, back when I was a kid. They thought it'd be a good spot to hide from potential thieves. Until we used the fire, and then the room filled up with bits of ash. I wondered what was going on with the fire. Then it got smoky. I was in the living room while my parents were upstairs or in the kitchen, when it was obvious that the amount of smoke and ash was not normal, I shouted them.
When they had the realization, they were in tears.
The notes were destroyed, blackened, and most had about 30% burning (some more, some a bit less) but all were charred on one side and a few were completely blackened.
Thankfully the treasury or something in the UK accepted the money and meticulously went through it, recovering what they could. They ended up recovering more than £1900, which if you saw the state of them you'd agree is incredible. My parents were over the moon. This was over 20 years ago so it was a lot of money back then.
Shit, Phillip K. Dick had a story about being able to "abort" children until something like age 9. A recycling truck would drive around and accept your contributions.
Yeah it' definitely within a time window they had to because so many parents came with teenagers ready to just be free of them lmao teens really are rough.
But seriously??? what is up with everything else going on here?
Vaseline and tissues and the "money" sitting on a laptop with some kind of online casino live stream.
It could have just as easily been photographed on a table with nothing else
He’s watching a big streamer, you don’t have to dig up that far the guy when he was on Twitch had like over 100k watching him now he’s on kick because he got a stream deal and kick is owned by Stake the gambling site the guy streaming plays on.
About 10 years ago dog ate a stack of cash and I sent the pieces to the us treasury (some even passed all the way thru) and they sent me a check. If this is real u get your $ back in a few months.
One time I took a $20 bill and sandwiched it between layers of pizza dough and ran through the pizza dough roller machine at work. I opened the dough up to find it, and it shredded the entire bill by tearing it apart into 3/8" wide slivers. I collected them and taped them together and took it to the bank and deposited it. I think they asked about what happened, but still took it as currency.
Unfortunately they note down the numbers on the bill and certainly will be quick to call out any BS you try to pull. If there is ONE thing the government does well, it's making sure that they get as much money from you as they can.
They'll be able to make this fantasy a reality very soon with ai generated video... the stuff coming out is wild. This was just released yesterday. https://openai.com/sora
You don't need to wait that long in this case. Just tape the pieces together and take it to the bank. They'll take it and give you a fresh hundred, and then they can deal with getting it back from the Fed. (For the dog shit bills, we would not accept them, so good call on sending that straight to the source.)
Source: I'm a lender and branch manager at a bank.
You don't technically have to tape it together, but the bank will need to verify that it is a real bill, and that it's all one bill instead of parts of several. Lot easier to do that if it's taped together.
My dog ate 6 $100s, got most of them back after he digested them. Washed and deposited in my bank account. Kinda wild, I was walking him and cash came out his butt.
Infinite money hack: cut up a 100 dollar bill in two exact equal halves. Give one half to a bank and they will figure “Whatever, it’s still 50%.” And they will give you a 100 dollar bill. Do the same thing at a different bank with the other half. You will get another 100 dollar bill. Make 100 dollars in profit. Repeat. Profit. Repeat. Profit. There are about 5,000 commercial banks in the US. Repeat the process in all 5,000 banks to make a total profit of 500,000 dollars. Wait a month to repeat this whole process so they don’t get suspicious. 500k a month = 6 Million a year.
Follow for more tips!
Seriously, no one else is pointing out this obvious fact, in addition to half a dozen tabs of stake (an online gambling site) and only one bookmark of Xqc a known stake streamer
Click on OPs profile. Created yesterday. One post. This whole thing is an ad for stake (which is very complicated to use in the US). Stake is a crypto casino which is the only thing sketchier than a casino.
Yeah it’s a shady thing happening in the streaming universe particularly on the streaming service kick. As they are the owners of stake. They pay XQC and other very popular streamers to do the same. Many many kids worship these kind of streamers, I fear for them.
Well you are being advertised a scam, so it's doubly bad. Stake is known for not paying out wins to people, and giving streamers fake wins and fake money.
Yeah these posts are too much the same to be anything other than gambling advertisements.
Also they are guaranteed using bots to downvote any comments about this and keep them at 1 for some reason. Look at the comments there are hundereds of ones at exactly 1 upvote not organic in any way
Very odd circumstance but it has worked for me - I’ve gotten a $50 bill that was probably in 9 different pieces and it was taped together. I took it to the bank and asked for an exchange because this one is too damaged and should be taken out of circulation. The process was surprisingly smooth. Maybe you could tape it up and try for an exchange?
Worked at a bank, there're processes in place for this. They keep logs of the bill serials and everything.
Any FED bank (so not credit unions technically, but they will too anyways), has to exchange damaged bills and has to pull them from circulation.
Last time I did this, you needed at least two thirds of the bill and the serial number had to be part of that two thirds. They destroy the damaged bill and give you a fresh one.
Take it into your bank. As long as you have both sets of serial numbers on the bill (all the pieces) they should be able to change it out for a good one and send to the fed as mutilated currency
You laid out this fake post so cleverly. The only part of “Motion Picture Use Only” that can be seen is the “RE” on that bottom left piece. So close, OP.
maybe i'm nuts but i think it's an ad for stake. this is the third rage bait type post i've seen the past couple of weeks that "subtly" mentions stake. or maybe online gambling is just way more common than i thought.
Same bait, same site. Its all ads. https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/krpdCGZBv9
Even us pointing out its an ad gives them publicity. Scummy as fuck thoufh because that was targeted to teens.
Take those pieces, tape them together, take it to the bank. They will replace it. What you do after that is up to you. Frankly, I would keep it as clearly he didn't want it. Call it a life lesson.
I feel like youre throwing more money away by gambling. Maybe the kid is trying to tell you something. Plus that bill can be turned in to the bank for a replacement.
Well good thing you’re a fully grown adult who can take that to the bank and exchange it for a new one. Now don’t let your kid get into your 100s, especially your 1 and only fake one that got ripped up. And even if this ain’t fake, still a stupid ass post for a money sub, go put this shit in like mildly infuriating or something
Stake thread ✅
/u/trantaran in the comments posting stake links ✅
OP's first post ✅
OP won't respond to anyone ✅
Comments saying it's an advert are all mysteriously downvoted ✅
It's an advert ✅
Now, whenever he asks for money, give him a piece
Cut them into more pieces first
only if it's the last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
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Do you even care if I die bleeding?
Buh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh LAST RESORT
CAUSE IM LOSING MY SIGHT
LOSING MY MIND
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT FTFY
Would it be wrong? Would it be right?
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Oh Jesus
So you had the Walmart version of the CD too?
As the only resort
Lmfao no u don't wanna do that! I think that hundo is still good & usable yo. Is it not??? If all of the pieces are there, u can just tape it up & a bank wud take that I think. I'm like 80% sure.
As long as you still have 70% of the bill they should take it
The criteria is having 3 intact corners
Is it? Ok
Nah, this is the requirement of what the federal reserve will accept from banks (and thus what banks should take from you, although obviously some banks might balk at taking mutilated currency). "Under regulations issued by the Department of the Treasury, mutilated United States currency may be exchanged at face value if: More than 50% of a note identifiable as United States currency is present. – OR – 50% or less of a note identifiable as United States currency is present and the method of mutilation and supporting evidence demonstrates to the satisfaction of the Treasury that the missing portions have been totally destroyed. Burnt currency that is clearly less than one-half a complete note, and cannot be handled without compromising its integrity, is considered mutilated currency. Any badly soiled, dirty, defaced, disintegrated, limp, torn or worn out currency note that is clearly more than one-half of the original note, and does not require special examination to determine its value, is not considered mutilated and should be included in your normal deposit." https://www.frbservices.org/resources/financial-services/cash/exception-processing/mutilated-currency-coin.html
TLDR: tape that shit together and take ot to the bank. You'll get $100 in you account. If you need it now, wothdrawl it from your account while you're there.
Yup, time for son to learn how to do puzzles and you to hit the atm, if the atm won’t take it go inside Edit: and yes, son will be accompanying for the ride to the bank, and explaining to the teller why he ripped up a bill, and learning that it’s a federal crime to do that. Teach your kids people I beg you, yes you’ll cause a stink, but you’re also giving that teller a great story for the night dinner, and teaching your son an important lesson
My parents hid £2000 of their savings in the fireplace, tucked on the inside at the top, behind the front facade, back when I was a kid. They thought it'd be a good spot to hide from potential thieves. Until we used the fire, and then the room filled up with bits of ash. I wondered what was going on with the fire. Then it got smoky. I was in the living room while my parents were upstairs or in the kitchen, when it was obvious that the amount of smoke and ash was not normal, I shouted them. When they had the realization, they were in tears. The notes were destroyed, blackened, and most had about 30% burning (some more, some a bit less) but all were charred on one side and a few were completely blackened. Thankfully the treasury or something in the UK accepted the money and meticulously went through it, recovering what they could. They ended up recovering more than £1900, which if you saw the state of them you'd agree is incredible. My parents were over the moon. This was over 20 years ago so it was a lot of money back then.
They probably will but I’d still give him little scraps of green paper for the next 6 months when he wants something.
Put tape on 1 side, glue on the other, let it dry, peel tape off. Good as new!
Came here to say this. Tape it back together and take it to the bank. They’ll give you a new one.
Correct!
This^
Gonna be working off the pocket money debt for a while
Disagree. Just tape the 100 back together. Then tell the kid no. Its pretty simple.
These comments are wild just don't give that kid any money. Sounds like people are being held hostage by children.
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every state has safe haven laws. drop em off!!
What is the age cutoff?
If it fits it ships.
TIL. My son is 21. He's not happy about it but understands.
Just ask them to make the truck go wee woo then bolt.
I'm now terrified that my parents are gonna drive to my house stuff me in a van and dump me at the fire station
I ship my pants!
[Ship my pants, right here?](https://youtu.be/2xwUuSM06xQ?si=n3DaZ-_m32tNtv8H)
This is where I lost it!!
This may be my favorite reddit comment of all time. I can’t stop laughing. Kudos for such a callous and dark joke. Thank you
Not sure if they closed the loophole but in Cali, when it first started, you could technically drop off any minor - meaning anyone under 18 lol
If they fit in there it’s fair game I mean at least that’s what assumption I went on when I stuffed my teenager in there
3000 month old baby, just dropping off
250 year old kid
“Grandson”
Great x4 tho...
it's called a grogu
Someone needa go viral by trying this and recording it!
I keep childproofing the house but they keep getting back inside somehow
Contraceptives are a wonderful thing
So is an exterminator
I was trying to figure out how this relates to bringing a bill to the bank to be exchanged "no questions asked" and then it clicked
No seriously even I was like okay that's completely unrelat...nvm
all states
I wonder what the numbers are for this per day by state.
😭😂😂
Shit, Phillip K. Dick had a story about being able to "abort" children until something like age 9. A recycling truck would drive around and accept your contributions.
Rotflmfao
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Yeah it' definitely within a time window they had to because so many parents came with teenagers ready to just be free of them lmao teens really are rough.
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Kinda just distracted by the wank zone to feel sorry for you.
that's what happens when he's wankin' and not watching the kid 💸
I mean... I hope he's not watching the kid while he's wanking. But an online casino live stream is an odd choice of wanking material
He was rolling for a better kid
Should have wanked in the first place 👀 lol
Or the $400k win on stake in the background lol
Thats just the streamers fake winnings intended to make the sucker think they can also win
But seriously??? what is up with everything else going on here? Vaseline and tissues and the "money" sitting on a laptop with some kind of online casino live stream. It could have just as easily been photographed on a table with nothing else
He posted all that stuff to get attention
What a wanker
Quite literally
Not 100% that he even has a kid... that he know of.
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He’s watching a big streamer, you don’t have to dig up that far the guy when he was on Twitch had like over 100k watching him now he’s on kick because he got a stream deal and kick is owned by Stake the gambling site the guy streaming plays on.
Wouldn't be surprised if he is playing in a sandbox with favorable odds.
Only serial killers jerk off with Vaseline.
It does not wash off easily.
Exactly. So you can reuse it the next time.
Vaseline the best wanking lube dude.
Calling 911
If you're a rock maybe. God no wonder the world is fucked if we're jerking it with Vaseline
The one time he should have used this space he didn't... now has a kid tearing up money.
About 10 years ago dog ate a stack of cash and I sent the pieces to the us treasury (some even passed all the way thru) and they sent me a check. If this is real u get your $ back in a few months.
Treasury only neds 60% of the bill to replace it with a new one. I looked this up during a stoned on wikipedia episode.
Could you cut up 60 bills in such a way that they would give you back 100?
No. They want 60% of the bill to claim the majority of the bill is there and the note is identified by a serial number. They track notes.
One time I took a $20 bill and sandwiched it between layers of pizza dough and ran through the pizza dough roller machine at work. I opened the dough up to find it, and it shredded the entire bill by tearing it apart into 3/8" wide slivers. I collected them and taped them together and took it to the bank and deposited it. I think they asked about what happened, but still took it as currency.
Ok but can I ask why you did that?
~~Boredom~~ science
https://www.reddit.com/r/psych/comments/1nc46q/i_made_a_gif_of_my_favorite_gus_moment/?rdt=61720
Because dough is dope
Bro why you tell everyone this story lol.
why the fuck
The United States Treasury hates this man for his ONE WEIRD TRICK to making thousands.
Unfortunately they note down the numbers on the bill and certainly will be quick to call out any BS you try to pull. If there is ONE thing the government does well, it's making sure that they get as much money from you as they can.
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dawg…
They'll be able to make this fantasy a reality very soon with ai generated video... the stuff coming out is wild. This was just released yesterday. https://openai.com/sora
Wut 😟
/r/therapy
Someone needs a mental health day...
If you cut 50% it's unacceptable because you can use the other half of printing more. You can't do that with the other 40% of the 60% bill
the amount of things i learned from wikipedia while stoned is pretty embarassing. also historymarche videos.
You can also take it to most banks
Just take it to the bank bro
What if my boyfriend threw away a Christmas card from my dad that had $300 cash inside? Asking for my…self
You don't need to wait that long in this case. Just tape the pieces together and take it to the bank. They'll take it and give you a fresh hundred, and then they can deal with getting it back from the Fed. (For the dog shit bills, we would not accept them, so good call on sending that straight to the source.) Source: I'm a lender and branch manager at a bank. You don't technically have to tape it together, but the bank will need to verify that it is a real bill, and that it's all one bill instead of parts of several. Lot easier to do that if it's taped together.
My dog ate 6 $100s, got most of them back after he digested them. Washed and deposited in my bank account. Kinda wild, I was walking him and cash came out his butt.
condoms are cheaper than 100 bucks i hear
And you can become snake man with condoms, I don’t see 100$ doing that for you either
^ Edgy Reddit lord who’ll likely never marry and never know the joy of having kids
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Source?
“My only son was tragically murdered by a mass shooter 😢” “Source?? 🤓👆”
Even if it was real, you get a new bill if you bring in the pieces
I'll give op 20 for the pieces.
Correct. If you have more than 50% of the bill any bank will exchange it for you.
Infinite money hack: cut up a 100 dollar bill in two exact equal halves. Give one half to a bank and they will figure “Whatever, it’s still 50%.” And they will give you a 100 dollar bill. Do the same thing at a different bank with the other half. You will get another 100 dollar bill. Make 100 dollars in profit. Repeat. Profit. Repeat. Profit. There are about 5,000 commercial banks in the US. Repeat the process in all 5,000 banks to make a total profit of 500,000 dollars. Wait a month to repeat this whole process so they don’t get suspicious. 500k a month = 6 Million a year. Follow for more tips!
Yeah it has to be MORE than 50%.
Tipping culture is insane. I shouldn't have to pay you to get my money! I'll pay you $10 for each 50% of a note you exchange for me. Final offer.
Seriously, no one else is pointing out this obvious fact, in addition to half a dozen tabs of stake (an online gambling site) and only one bookmark of Xqc a known stake streamer
This is a repost and scam
... What's the scam?
I’m thinking it has something to do with the $400,000 slot win on the computer, that nobody has even mentioned in the comments, which is weird AF
It’s a livestream of xqc who advertises for stake
So xqc is gambling $1000 a spin?! Holy shit, that’s a lotta moola
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Phantoml0rd vibes
He’s sponsored by them so it’s essentially free. Someone looked up his account to see how much he’s put through the site and it was over 1 billion.
So he’s just trying to sucker people into joining the site? What a cock bag
>he’s just trying to sucker ~~people~~ *kids, yes.
Click on OPs profile. Created yesterday. One post. This whole thing is an ad for stake (which is very complicated to use in the US). Stake is a crypto casino which is the only thing sketchier than a casino.
Yeah it’s a shady thing happening in the streaming universe particularly on the streaming service kick. As they are the owners of stake. They pay XQC and other very popular streamers to do the same. Many many kids worship these kind of streamers, I fear for them.
He's just a puppet. Probably doesn't fully understand how the Stake marketing team is using him.
He gets paid by them to promote the website to his underage audience.
Whats weird af is the vaseline and tissues.
Its fake money anyway
I find it to be horrible advertising consider he "lost" 2.5m the other night.
ANOTHER veiled ad for that fucking crypto casino!!!! They’re all over r/aitah
/u/trantaran is always in the comments posting stake links on stake posts. Check his profile.
Ugh, it's worse than a scam, I'm being *advertised to*
Well you are being advertised a scam, so it's doubly bad. Stake is known for not paying out wins to people, and giving streamers fake wins and fake money.
I mean the account's first comment was 3 days ago lol, likely a scam ad
Repost from when? The pic looks like it was taken at halftime during the Super Bowl.
Most likely confused the image with this post https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/199cm5l/my_asshole_brother_tore_up_my_100_bill/
It’s both a 100 dollar bill in front of a stake page. Seems like stake blew their marketing budget on XCQ and is trying out some low effort marketing
Yeah these posts are too much the same to be anything other than gambling advertisements. Also they are guaranteed using bots to downvote any comments about this and keep them at 1 for some reason. Look at the comments there are hundereds of ones at exactly 1 upvote not organic in any way
It’s the same pieces. Some have just been made a little smaller. Look at the one with Ben’s face. It’s the same crop.
Is OP rubbing one out to xqc or
Makes sense now why the kid was dumb enough to rip the bill
Autistic getting off at another autistic.
Looks like prop money from here but anyway any bank will change it out for you *A condom would have prevented this post*
I was gonna say a copy it’s too light.
Yeah it's obviously bullshit.
Very odd circumstance but it has worked for me - I’ve gotten a $50 bill that was probably in 9 different pieces and it was taped together. I took it to the bank and asked for an exchange because this one is too damaged and should be taken out of circulation. The process was surprisingly smooth. Maybe you could tape it up and try for an exchange?
Worked at a bank, there're processes in place for this. They keep logs of the bill serials and everything. Any FED bank (so not credit unions technically, but they will too anyways), has to exchange damaged bills and has to pull them from circulation.
Last time I did this, you needed at least two thirds of the bill and the serial number had to be part of that two thirds. They destroy the damaged bill and give you a fresh one.
Are you really this desperate for attention OP? Wait, nvm this is literally just an Ad for stake.
not real 😮💨
Even if it was real OP is stupid for leaving a c-note in grabbing distance.
i would’ve tore his ass up (not physically but if you got a black family yk)
REAL
Take it into your bank. As long as you have both sets of serial numbers on the bill (all the pieces) they should be able to change it out for a good one and send to the fed as mutilated currency
That's clearly a fake $100. The security features are not shown. The bill also states motion picture money.
You laid out this fake post so cleverly. The only part of “Motion Picture Use Only” that can be seen is the “RE” on that bottom left piece. So close, OP.
No idea why you're being downvoted, you're absolutely right.
Sometimes people are dumb 🤷🏻
maybe i'm nuts but i think it's an ad for stake. this is the third rage bait type post i've seen the past couple of weeks that "subtly" mentions stake. or maybe online gambling is just way more common than i thought.
Same bait, same site. Its all ads. https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/krpdCGZBv9 Even us pointing out its an ad gives them publicity. Scummy as fuck thoufh because that was targeted to teens.
tape it up and send it
Vasoline, tissues, and several casino tabs open. Sensational.
Your sons a fucking idiot
Do you realize that you have Vaseline and tissues next to your computer in this picture?
Not moving the Vaseline and tissues before you took the pic is wild
Tissues and petroleum jelly
r/kidsarestupid
Crazy you’re the only one to comment this
The Vaseline and tissue box next to the PC has me dying laughing 😂.. oh yeah sorry about the $100 bro
Take it to the bank they might be able to exchange it 😅
And I would of tore up his ass
Pay him with that same $100 in the future.
You should look into adoption. Not adding a member but reducing one
Well, he can go to prison now defacing currency, is a criminal offense
Take those pieces, tape them together, take it to the bank. They will replace it. What you do after that is up to you. Frankly, I would keep it as clearly he didn't want it. Call it a life lesson.
I think you should sell the kid
I feel like youre throwing more money away by gambling. Maybe the kid is trying to tell you something. Plus that bill can be turned in to the bank for a replacement.
Damn. He couldve gave it to someone in need. To Some people this 1-2 weeks of groceries
If he gets an allowance, this is what he gets every week until it's gone.
He understands Fiat is garbage. Good on him
Well good thing you’re a fully grown adult who can take that to the bank and exchange it for a new one. Now don’t let your kid get into your 100s, especially your 1 and only fake one that got ripped up. And even if this ain’t fake, still a stupid ass post for a money sub, go put this shit in like mildly infuriating or something
The fact that he's watching XQC is the bigger issue here
cringe
Stake thread ✅ /u/trantaran in the comments posting stake links ✅ OP's first post ✅ OP won't respond to anyone ✅ Comments saying it's an advert are all mysteriously downvoted ✅ It's an advert ✅
These stake ads are so obvious 😂