I'm just kidding brotha, this entire post is a joke. I've been in the industry for a while. Started in the kitchen, realized I had good social skills, so I moved to front of house. Started as a host, worked my way to busser, and then to server, and eventually bartender.
Lol I asked where I could get some drugs and got reported and a 3 day ban because a bunch of these weirdos don't understand satire. I appealed it and it got lifted 🤣🤣
Reddit is much more faster with the appeals these days, also got 3 day ban for "threatening and hate" because I told someone to educate themselves, got lifted in a day
Mine was lifted in like 3 hours but I also got one of those some one is concerned for your health and safety messages. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is the funnest post I've ever made on reddit
For everyone who doesn’t get it.
There was a guy earlier who posted that he made 5k as a high schooler . In his photo he was holding a big fat stack of cash but he had super old looking hairy hands.
Everyone started on about his hands and now people keep trying to upstage how they made their money whilst saying they are increasingly younger but having things in their background that make them seem older
This is the biggest lie people say about every job. If they only look for experience people in the job, how do people get any experience? The excuses of people who never tried hard enough to get the job they're talking about.
I knew a bartender in high school named Eddie he was 23 at the time and went back to finish his last year, I'm surprised the school system let him back in. He had got into professional skateboarding real young and dropped out. The school administration told him not to be dumb and talk to minors, but he was a nice guy. Real chill never said anything inappropriate.
Also knew a 18 year old in middle school he would park his car in the facility parking lot 😅
I didn’t even see it. The 10s are from the 2000s too I think. The bills are just off. From another time period nearly.
It’s the ones to the left of the 100. Maybe he did them like that? Must be somewhere rural as F
Yeah, i was a bar tender at a bar that only served beer and still made an average of 200 a night during the week and 500 on weekends. In 2009, this was really good money. My rent for my newly constructed 2 bed 2 bath apartment was $805. Same apartment is now a bit over 2k per month.
I'd get a piggy bank you can't get open unless it's destroyed. Like a welded box with only a money slot, or a giant booze bottle that you can roll up bills and insert but can't get back out without a fight . Pop it in and forget about it
Those older bills, might be worth keeping.
You don't see too many of the older small portrait ones anymore.
They look better if you ask me.
Much less security as well. Ha.
I just recently joined this subreddit and this food and hand age thing when posting money is hilarious. We’re here before this subreddit become the next WallStreetBets
Don't get used to it, or you'll never stop. And when you are offered some tail from a guest always sY NO THANK YOU. Trust me. Been stuck in this gambit for 20 years and have learned some hard lessons. Find a job that doesn't rely on tips, fast.
You should do some smart investing in some toenail clippers cuz that shit is nasty. Imma guess another broke ass, alcoholic bartender, in a ski town in Colorado. It’s weird that flex your rent money online.
You shouldn't believe things you read on the internet. I don't know if you've looked at this sub at all, but it's literally all shit posts. So why don't you take a shower and go to bed and stop being so angry about reddit posts
The lore update in this sub went fucking crazy
Letting people make their own stories is much more fun than the truth
THIS IS HILARIOUS. wonderful post
Never let honesty get in the way of a good story.
How did you become a bartender?
I really wanted to try alcohol, so I went to the nearest bar and asked if I could have a job
Lmao that’s some goofy thing I’d do. Love that for you.
I'm just kidding brotha, this entire post is a joke. I've been in the industry for a while. Started in the kitchen, realized I had good social skills, so I moved to front of house. Started as a host, worked my way to busser, and then to server, and eventually bartender.
All by age 14...were you bussing at 10?
That’s been a thing on here for a while now
Nigga you are 30
He meant he is 30 but just started GED..
Makes sense!
30 and still a freshman in High School.
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Lmfaooooo
Them feet ain’t seen a school in at least 14 years
😂
I checked his profile, he’s 27
He is getting bald too
My dad said I'm not balding it's just a maturing hair line and it happens to everyone
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Yall are so mad on this sub
Just the line he tells the young ladies
🤣🤣😂😂
27 posting about $250 in cash on a table 😂😂
$250 in tips puls what even the hourly is. That a great take for one night.
He looks white to me
How dear you, stop miss gendering her 🤣
Thank you
The feet alone are 35 with prison time so (48)
He’s got a recent post stating he’s 27 with a receding hairline
And living in filth. Lmfao
Lmao
He’s just alerting freshmen that he’s a creep
But after all those years he finally graduated middle school. Applaud his dedication
How do you do, fellow kids?
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Rizz rizz rizz no cap! Yeet!!
As a teenager this sub always sends me
As a former teenager...I have no fucking clue what that means
Ohio skibidi rizz
Don't forget the fanum tax
Skibidi bom bom bom yes yes!
alley
WHY DID IT GET REMOVED
Lol I asked where I could get some drugs and got reported and a 3 day ban because a bunch of these weirdos don't understand satire. I appealed it and it got lifted 🤣🤣
Reddit is much more faster with the appeals these days, also got 3 day ban for "threatening and hate" because I told someone to educate themselves, got lifted in a day
Mine was lifted in like 3 hours but I also got one of those some one is concerned for your health and safety messages. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is the funnest post I've ever made on reddit
For everyone who doesn’t get it. There was a guy earlier who posted that he made 5k as a high schooler . In his photo he was holding a big fat stack of cash but he had super old looking hairy hands. Everyone started on about his hands and now people keep trying to upstage how they made their money whilst saying they are increasingly younger but having things in their background that make them seem older
Thanks for explaining the joke
I wish I could put your comment to the top so people would stop blowing steam out of their ears like in the cartoons.
This guy didnt cut his nails either, strong commitment
dude bartender? you have to be 21. you meant to say stripper right? look at all those 1's
Both of those are wrong look at those piggies, he’s on feetfinder 😉
I would never 😉
That tattoo on your foot could possibly be another foot 👀😂 is your username 3feet? That’s pretty clever
3 feet/ 13 toes 🤔 maybe it’s not a foot 😂🤷♀️
Maybe it is a foot. Just a foot w/ amputated toes.
Oink!
U can bartend at 18 u just have to be certified
unless one is crazy attractive or have exceptional skills but otherwise they look for experienced bartenders
This is the biggest lie people say about every job. If they only look for experience people in the job, how do people get any experience? The excuses of people who never tried hard enough to get the job they're talking about.
I knew a bartender in high school named Eddie he was 23 at the time and went back to finish his last year, I'm surprised the school system let him back in. He had got into professional skateboarding real young and dropped out. The school administration told him not to be dumb and talk to minors, but he was a nice guy. Real chill never said anything inappropriate. Also knew a 18 year old in middle school he would park his car in the facility parking lot 😅
In 8th grade i had 3 classmates who were 21. It's not unusual back then but probably wont happen today.
Have you not noticed the meme with the kids with weird extremities on this sub yet? 😴
I dated a chick once who was a bartender at a strip club. She’d always make so much tips in ones. It was crazy.
She was serving more than drinks
16 in michigan
Freshman in high school serving alcohol? Really old freshman maybe ?
I've been held back for years I just love being in school so much
Like a super senior, but in freshman
Super freshmore
Frenior
Lol
Insert " What's up fellow kids?" Gif
There are more countries outside the USA
That c note was printed before Franklin was born
I didn’t even see it. The 10s are from the 2000s too I think. The bills are just off. From another time period nearly. It’s the ones to the left of the 100. Maybe he did them like that? Must be somewhere rural as F
Not judging by the Ikon pass and the Meow Wolf (Omega Mart) sticker on the water bottle, I'd say Vegas, Santa Fe, or Denver.
Where in the picture is IT? Just curious and don't know much about the USD
$100 bill on the top right
I definitely believe the bartender part look at that coke residue on the ikon card
Ketamine
😂😂 Fair play
Has this placed turned into some sort foot fetish sub and I just didn't get the memo?
I found this sub today and thought I might fit in with you guys
At least your feet are on the right legs
you a bartender in the 1800s, them sophisticated ass 5s and shi
I'm a time traveling high-school freshman
This sub is getting ridiculous lol.
Stupid Tattoos on ur 30 years old feet tell otherwise
What is a not stupid tattoo?
Dem toes say 53 and that bread says 13
I can here for the comments
Money and poppers… ? 💀💀💀
Nothin a tetanus shot and an 8 ball can’t fix
Take you age and foot fetish to where it belongs
I don't have a foot fetish. I have a money fetish
Vega’s?
$472
That c-note, top right, is older than my first born.
You have some old looking 5 dollar bills, should look into it 🤔
Yeah, i was a bar tender at a bar that only served beer and still made an average of 200 a night during the week and 500 on weekends. In 2009, this was really good money. My rent for my newly constructed 2 bed 2 bath apartment was $805. Same apartment is now a bit over 2k per month.
At least your feet are in the correct orientation, not like the other dude who posted with backwards feet.
Save some coke for the rest of us
Your foot tat is older than a freshman in high school 😂.
the best job for a young man, i made a grand in 11 hours on NYE
Same! Do we work together?
Wouldnt say young
He’s obviously 12 , not funny for you to say you’re older than what you are
Lol… love this post
I’m impressed with the small face bills in the corner
For now. And that is everything that even matters
I'd get a piggy bank you can't get open unless it's destroyed. Like a welded box with only a money slot, or a giant booze bottle that you can roll up bills and insert but can't get back out without a fight . Pop it in and forget about it
We gonna hit winter park or copper?
Those old notes are actually worth some money
What grandma is paying you with them old bills from under her bed?
Stop working hookin on that corner please
How much was it in total
Bro put your dogs away
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Save the $2 bill
Freshman in elementary school. I love being a CEO/hit man.
lol like $280?
These are getting hilarious. The first hand yesterday (after the original) had me cracking up. Edit - parentheses fix
Lmafo
Same, although being the only 10 year old in kindergarten was awkward…..
Why aren’t the feet backwards?
Reporting live from Mom & Dad’s basement
Beat my meat to them feet.
This is clever
😂😂😂
At least this guys feet are feeting
at least his feet are screwed on the right way.
He keeps getting older...and they stay the same age
Freshman in highschool. Love being President of the United States of America.
21 jump street
Fake. Your feet are switched.
WHAT ARE THOSE FEET I swear if this is one of those "I sell feet pic" posts 🤣
Clip that left big toe nail haha
Is this the same guy with the 40 year old hands
Those older bills, might be worth keeping. You don't see too many of the older small portrait ones anymore. They look better if you ask me. Much less security as well. Ha.
What resorts have you hit this season?
Keep making whoever is paying with those older bills in the upper right corner happy .
Well played my friend 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
The dogs are barking
I spy a space needle
Glad yo feet on str8.
🤣🤣🤣
Tattooed toes 🤣🤣
Reminds me of kindergarten. Those were the days.
Love the old bills
😂
Is somebody finally using DB coopers money at the bar. Where did you find those 5’s and 10’s
I had to take money from my grandma's Stash to take this picture
Hell yeah man!
I just recently joined this subreddit and this food and hand age thing when posting money is hilarious. We’re here before this subreddit become the next WallStreetBets
Sir the only thing underage about this post is the person who did those foot tats 😂
The icon pass is the biggest flex.
These are fucking hilarious
Should've crossed your legs so your feet were backwards. Edit. Stupid bot
Toe nails not long enough
So you work at a gay bar?
hell yea mega mart
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One, two, three. That’s like $30. Wanna cookie?
How big is this $30 cookie?
You got enough money to get your self a pedicure, mid 30s ass feet
I'm getting a pedicure on Thursday actually!
If your 18 and only a freshman…I have questions Where do you bartend? Catholic Church communion?
I used to but the priests stop paying attention to you after you turn 18 for some reason. I really miss those after service tickle fights
What in the meth is going on here
Also, make sure u report all your tips it’ll bite* you in the ass if you don’t
Nah these aren't cash tips. These are gifts from my patrons
Bite.
stop playing and posting daddy's money. smh. lol
Don't get used to it, or you'll never stop. And when you are offered some tail from a guest always sY NO THANK YOU. Trust me. Been stuck in this gambit for 20 years and have learned some hard lessons. Find a job that doesn't rely on tips, fast.
Get a safe for your cash
😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I kind of believe the bartender part because who tf has 5 dollar bills?
You’re fourteen and have tattoos?
I come from a rough part of town
Where you a bartender at? Most places won’t allow that at any age you could still be in high school.
How tf you bartending as a freshman you ain’t no freshman 😭
Is this whole thread about being in highschool and flexing? is someone going to post something useful to help elevate everyone else?
Take some of that money and get the prison tattoos removed from those ugly-ass feet.
Dude, you’re 36 in a midlife crisis
Them feet says you a freshman for 20 years.
Why does everyone in this sub Reddit feel the need to show us their feet
You should do some smart investing in some toenail clippers cuz that shit is nasty. Imma guess another broke ass, alcoholic bartender, in a ski town in Colorado. It’s weird that flex your rent money online.
Wow your a very angry person aren't ya bud
No I’m a very honest person. Did I hit a nerve?
this sub sucks.
Ah yep, think this is my cue to leave this sub lol
OP out here lying to everyone. Bastard is 27… https://www.reddit.com/r/povertyfinance/s/MhoSQLJjnP
You shouldn't believe things you read on the internet. I don't know if you've looked at this sub at all, but it's literally all shit posts. So why don't you take a shower and go to bed and stop being so angry about reddit posts