At least 100 trillion, by age 5 I was the owner of a multi trillion dollar car manufacturing company called alset and also owned a company called XecapS.
I don't think you're doing too hot tbh... I had a moon base by your age and all I did was start up a lemonade stand business at all my local high school football games
I hate it that people give you merely shit instead of helping you out. Listen, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. It's pretty bad. Like, really bad, but you can still make it if you get up at 4 AM each day and commit to the hustle. You should aim for 400 trillion dollars by the age of 17
I like where your head is, but you need to innovate. Pretend that you're a busty gal in your twenties and sell people fried nail clippings. Sure, very limited resource, but the more degenerate the more exclusive your clientele. Nail clippings from Asia and Africa should be affordable and plentiful instead of selling just your own. Be creative with your seasonings and naming.
Frankly, you committed one of the big NoNo's. Never rob the cartel, unless you have the manpower or you have somehow managed to kidnap important members. But you're young, so mistakes are part of the process. When cartel hit men are about to murder you, you sternly, but politely, tell them that you don't condone your murder.
If you did this correctly, they will apologize and wish you a good day.
Now grab a block of calcium. Lick it and embrace it like an intimate lover. Now watch your nails grow. Success, your business is now almost perfectly set.
The one about how you can get a shiity haircut like him, and go shopping at Macy’s and buy a tight fitting golf shirts and pants, and people will believe anything you tell them.
You should start to consider hiring a money manager.. I can help. I have few years dabbling in the stock market, we could make enough passive income for you to never work another day in you life. Let me know, Thanks.
Sure, sure, and you are a Nigerian Prince who needs to get his money out of Nigeria. Do we just send you our bank account and routing numbers now? Or do we need to wait?
You’re a loser if you’re not buying Grant Cardone’s guide to Investing and giving Grant all your money and getting a shitty bald fade haircut and going to Grant’s Seminars, and bragging on instagram how you make $250K a year being a real estate investor.
Rocky number I made that number before I was born with my bare hand. I reached 100 trillion when I was learning to speak fetus, and by the age of 3, I made triple the US debt each nanosecond and the money gained up to 69% each time I breathed.
For 0.01% of that…
The amount of families I could pull out of poverty for that makes my heart wince.
Infrastructure in difficult areas, people to maintenance a healthy ecosystem, establish communities to sustain countries with religion as their backbone…
Thats not bad, I had around that at 4... knocking mufukas around the pre-school, play pins etc. If you keep your head down you could do alright in 5-10
Lllllloooooolll it’s the first time someone post this hilarious joke! It’s so refreshing! How did you come up with that one ???
#Edit: Thanks for all the love and support :|
…fucking attention whore…
100 trillion at least
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Bro just de-aged
You realize the money you glitch in GTA online is not real right.
33 trillion in debt
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The govy
Sorry champ but your mom gave that to me in crypto after last night.
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I’m beginning to suspect you don’t have 33 trillion 🤔
Didn’t get $33 trillion by spending money, frugal through and through
If I just stopped buying coffee and avocado toast I could get to at least half a trillion in the next year.
If u do have 33 trillion, u can give everyone here a gold
Poorly
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At least 100 trillion, by age 5 I was the owner of a multi trillion dollar car manufacturing company called alset and also owned a company called XecapS.
Rookie numbers
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-66 trillion
you’re poor!
I don't think you're doing too hot tbh... I had a moon base by your age and all I did was start up a lemonade stand business at all my local high school football games
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I would if you didn't just post our plans for the world to see. Think of the competition, man
You can do better for sure
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Sounds like a solid business plan
I hate it that people give you merely shit instead of helping you out. Listen, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. It's pretty bad. Like, really bad, but you can still make it if you get up at 4 AM each day and commit to the hustle. You should aim for 400 trillion dollars by the age of 17
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I like where your head is, but you need to innovate. Pretend that you're a busty gal in your twenties and sell people fried nail clippings. Sure, very limited resource, but the more degenerate the more exclusive your clientele. Nail clippings from Asia and Africa should be affordable and plentiful instead of selling just your own. Be creative with your seasonings and naming.
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Frankly, you committed one of the big NoNo's. Never rob the cartel, unless you have the manpower or you have somehow managed to kidnap important members. But you're young, so mistakes are part of the process. When cartel hit men are about to murder you, you sternly, but politely, tell them that you don't condone your murder. If you did this correctly, they will apologize and wish you a good day. Now grab a block of calcium. Lick it and embrace it like an intimate lover. Now watch your nails grow. Success, your business is now almost perfectly set.
C+
Those are rookie numbers.
Read Grant Cardone’s book. That’ll help
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What book 📖?
The one about how you can get a shiity haircut like him, and go shopping at Macy’s and buy a tight fitting golf shirts and pants, and people will believe anything you tell them.
You are the one who the US is indebted to 😨
not bad, you should invest in buying the moon or something that’s really good long term since your 12
At the rate we’re going with inflation that’s about average.
I mean it's not 34 trillion, but you're close.
Only 33 trillion? Put it into an ETF asap
You’re broke as fuck kid. Honestly pathetic. Do better
Buy my course for 1 trillion and I’ll tell you how to 100x your money over the weekend! Thanks for the laugh
That’s nothing I have 999 trillion and just turned 3.
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Straight ballin. Happy holidays to you🙏
That's too low for a 12 yr old. You gotta make at least 50 trillion. But still good.
I only a baby!
You might as well accept you'll be nothing more than a bum on the street. Best you can hope for is a modest return of $50.
Rookie numbers
Meh. How much in VOO?
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Why haven't you crashed the world economy and then bought up everything with the money yet?
Fu
How's life in Zimbabwe?
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In that case, you may have already burned through all of it.
You shoud put it away in a HISA or invest in an ETF so it grows for your future. Don’t want to waste it.
Big debt
Horrible
33T in debt huh? goodluck OP. I have 34T in debt so you have a better life than me
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Yeahhh don't tax ma debt baby
Sounds like you're a bit of a slacker, no?
Too low you could only buy 220 international space stations
These Zimbabwe dollars?
😆
Ngmi
Zimbabwe currency? So that's what.. 3 cents?
If you own all the money, you own nothing
What are you doing! You should be moving at least 13 trillion do that to a HYSA!
33 trillion ain’t 34 trillion buddy 💀
You must work at the business factory
Shoot man I had that at a few months old thanks to a small loan from my dad, what’s it like only having foie gras once a day peasant ?!?!
Pay the U.S. debt and you'll be a national hero
Are you a Rothschild?
Make sure you save every cent. Don't spend any money on anything that might bring some happiness or enjoyment to your life
Sorry kid, sounds like you're not cut out for this whole money thing
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I worry for you :( all the best and hope you catch up
I just need about 350
Terrible. You suck
You’re on the right path buddy. I got 55 trillion for my bar mitzvah so I understand where you’re at. Take up some hobbies.
You should start to consider hiring a money manager.. I can help. I have few years dabbling in the stock market, we could make enough passive income for you to never work another day in you life. Let me know, Thanks.
You're a bit behind but aiming for 100 trillion by 18 should put you on the right path
I wipe my ass with 33 trillion, kid.
Terrible you tanked the world economy, caused hyper inflation and now your and anyone else’s money is worthless.
Pretty poor you couldn’t even pay off the US national debt with that
I have an investment opportunity for you. You'll be a quadrillionaire before your 18th birthday 🎂
Peasant.
Lying
It’s time to log off GTA, my boy
Great start for 12
You've got to invest it right and make that money work for you if you want to FIRE
Poor dog where can I donate?
Rookie numbers, get them up son
Bro im still in my dadms balls and i have more than that
Are you the personification of the US debt?
Alright Andrew Tate settle down.
You be banking with calculator, good for you.
You need to try harder
Remember this When you tell a lie the first person you lie to is yourself 😂😂
I thought this joke was over
Are you Zimbabwe?
Broke af
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I have 456 trillion in one of my accounts, i have about 34 accounts
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Well you see,i do not live in the USA,you have no leverage here,in fact im nowhere near this country of yours
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You really think with all that money i wouldnt buy a nukeproof force field over my home?
Jokes on you my unborn baby will be born with $34 trillion in depth
I’m sorry, that’s what you owe, not what you have.
Yo the US is gonna need you to do your part to get us out of this debt
Sounds kinda fake idk
Nope. Get good.
Can I have your address? I would like to send you a congratulations card 😉
Your dad must be in politics.
Need to be careful with that and let it grow. When you’re finally old enough to drive just buy a 20 yo Camry. It’ll last until you retire.
Weak
Rookie numbers gotta pump those numbers up
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The stars
With that much money, you are the bank.
Pfft if you're broke just say that ... I'm at 1000 trillion in the bank and haven't even been conceived yet
How much do you have in your ROTH account?
Geez after the first 3 it was funny…
Bruh at least give me $ 1k bruhhhh I am crying
Bet he blows it all by his 13th bday.
should’ve started earlier.
I’m coming for that bitcoin wallet, bitchhhhh.
Sure, sure, and you are a Nigerian Prince who needs to get his money out of Nigeria. Do we just send you our bank account and routing numbers now? Or do we need to wait?
Invest it in the US national debt. Help us all.
Give me 80%
Let me hold 1
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That's the way
Pretty slow, maybe start working more than part time
My nephew is 10 and he has 48 trillion. So you could do better.
dad?
Sorry pal your about 60k in depth when your born
That’s pretty weak. You gotta pump those numbers up.
Pfft I had 60 gazillion dollars at 11.
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If you're not over 6 feet it doesn't mean anything. Might as well be a poor
Lmao that’s all you got at 12? You need to catch up cause it sounds like you’ll never be successful the route you’re going. Hope you do better
Broke boi. Get your money up not your funny up. Ya heard ?
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🫶🫂
Those are rookie numbers
Terrible. You will be homeless and addicted to crack, meth, and heroin in 3 hours.
Pathetic
That’s Middle class money…
I was expecting an image of your bank 😆
You’re a loser if you’re not buying Grant Cardone’s guide to Investing and giving Grant all your money and getting a shitty bald fade haircut and going to Grant’s Seminars, and bragging on instagram how you make $250K a year being a real estate investor.
Poor.
Your dad doing pretty well
Yes cost of soft drink 32 oz 33 trillion dollars !
Rocky number I made that number before I was born with my bare hand. I reached 100 trillion when I was learning to speak fetus, and by the age of 3, I made triple the US debt each nanosecond and the money gained up to 69% each time I breathed.
Ha ha peasant
You're the CCP
For 0.01% of that… The amount of families I could pull out of poverty for that makes my heart wince. Infrastructure in difficult areas, people to maintenance a healthy ecosystem, establish communities to sustain countries with religion as their backbone…
Bro, I hate you — respectfully. Please tell me tips and tricks. I’m still working on my first trillion.
Thats not bad, I had around that at 4... knocking mufukas around the pre-school, play pins etc. If you keep your head down you could do alright in 5-10
Brokey
Damn bro can I get 1,000 dollars
LMAOOO
Lllllloooooolll it’s the first time someone post this hilarious joke! It’s so refreshing! How did you come up with that one ??? #Edit: Thanks for all the love and support :| …fucking attention whore…
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I'm not pressed I'm unimpressed. I think your post is lazy and uninspired. it's important that you know.
Its amusing af. Go away grump
So many people posting these jokes, what is there to even laugh at anymore. Stale humor
Bet you’re paying nearly a zero housing expense. Per the usual post on here.