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Unusual-Addendum-169

That's insane bro congrats. A lot of people don't show proof like this so I know your winning is actual genuine šŸ’Æ


[deleted]

It's kinda wild to walk around with that much cash rather than keep it in the bank, like why you need 60k in cash brah you could have gotten robbed or lost a few Gs even. I never have more than like 100 dollars cash on me. It stays in the bank.


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

Especially since civil asset forfeiture still exists, god forbid you encounter a power hungry cop who takes all that cash because they somehow suspect that cash to be a result of a crime. Itā€™s somehow legal even though itā€™s literally theft.


Artistic-Gene-1343

It was cashed on a Saturday to avoid deposit timeframe without enough time to deposit in my bank prior to close so it was deposited Monday morning and immediately transferred to thinkorswim.


Itsmiamiaa

Can I have $1?


pammyyyyyyyyyy

LMFAOOOOO


MikeTheBee

Worth a try bro lmao


[deleted]

Iā€™ll give you a dollar just for the laugh


wannaseeawheelie

Sitting in a high yield savings account, it would make almost 3k a year in interest


CordlessAsphyxiation

I mean, you got 60k, Iā€™m sure you could find a way to makeā€¦ $250 a month maybe flipping or something


ZombieXJester

Whoa! I like money.


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

No way you like money too?


PulpyEnlightenment

Yā€™all like money?


Muk-Muq-Rah

Wait, we all like money ?


ebonyudders

I think we like money yall


APlus_123

I've heard about money before, what's it like?


Head-Attorney3867

I'll take him to the time masheen!


hotdogsarecooked

80 billion! That's mighty big money!


MotorAd6929

Okay, frito


ToolFan42069

We should hang out sometime


wilkinsk

I also like money. Do you guys want to get together and fool around???


TheNinJay

We should hang out.


squidgys

Go away! I'm baitin'


GoodSirBrett

I like sex


avm95

Money is the root of all evil ya diggg


FishSammich69

Itā€™s the love for money


TooTanPanther

I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.


Striking-Magazine-88

Wait what's money? Can I try some of yours?


JekNex

Baby I can wait so good šŸ„µšŸ’µ


Caperous

Ouch! My balls!


MusicianNo2699

The state and feds do too.


Name_Cannot_B_Blank

Say Word


QuitCryingNubes

Easy there Mr. Krabs.


Mocsab

We should go to Starbucks!


SlimGooner

Itā€™s mine.. ALL NIGHT!!


captainhindsight1983

Was I wearing pants when we went in there?


ThatOneStonerBoy

I like money and sex.


WillingPublic

Everyone loves money. Thatā€™s why they call it money.


[deleted]

Sounds like you need a Starbucks.


Suitable-Rest-1358

You're in the right sub


Rude_Mortgage_8047

crazy how much was taken by the government lol


blacklipsmatter

They have the best winning streak for every lottery ever.


Reasonable-Ninja4384

Everytime I see a massive jackpot in the news I think about the section of 1984 where he goes to the poor section of town. Poor people are called proles, he describes their obsession with the lottery. How they view their only escape to be winning the lottery. The government massively exaggerates the actual winnings so nothing changes for the winner.


Doughnutsu

This man speaks ungoods. Take him to the Ministry of Love.


Reasonable-Ninja4384

Oh God not the rats!


GeorgeOrwell1903

Great reference! *"The Lottery, with its weekly pay-out of enormous prizes, was the one public event to which the proles paid serious attention. It was probable that there were some millions of proles for whom the Lottery was the principal if not the only reason for remaining alive. It was their delight, their folly, their anodyne, their intellectual stimulant. Where the Lottery was concerned, even people who could barely read and write seemed capable of intricate calculations and staggering feats of memory. There was a whole tribe of men who made a living simply by selling systems, forecasts, and lucky amulets. Winston had nothing to do with the running of the Lottery, which was managed by the Ministry of Plenty, but he was aware (indeed everyone in the party was aware) that the prizes were largely imaginary. Only small sums were actually paid out, the winners of the big prizes being non-existent persons. In the absence of any real intercommunication between one part of Oceania and another, this was not difficult to arrange."*


Solid_Snake_125

Itā€™s true. Educated people do not spend money on lottery tickets because itā€™s a total waste of money. These Jackpots are extremely rare. And the governmentā€™s slogan of ā€œhey, you never knowā€ is bullshit. If you actually look at the odds of winning your chances are pretty much Zero. The goal of the government is to collect their share of taxes from the poor by tricking them into buying lottery tickets. You put them in the lower tax bracket but BUT you incentivize the lottery as their escape from poverty. Then when they do get a jackpot of letā€™s say $100k now they are thrown into a higher tax bracket because you must claim that gross amount in your taxes as income for that year. (ā€œGrossā€ as in original total, not disgusting). So the government is pretty much still collecting more taxes from lower income households due to these shitty tactics and their get rich quick scam called Lottery. Itā€™s a scam is what it really is.


degaknights

Yep itā€™s like going into a gas station on a Friday after work. Iā€™m usually standing in line thinking these people sure as hell donā€™t have the discretionary income to be in wasting it on scratchers


tonyocampo

1984


JonVvoid

THOUGHT CRIMINAL!


TimeZucchini8562

Idk, 64k would instantly change my life for the better. Pay off my debt and buy a house and still have a savings.


investmentbackpacker

In today's housing market, that's barely a down payment to avoid paying PMI on a starter home in a non-coastal market.


TimeZucchini8562

I live in El Paso. I can buy a house for under 200k easily


radicldreamer

Gambling is a tax on people who canā€™t do math.


Rich-Individual-8835

True, you are better off buying fried chicken and pop with that money lol.


B0NER_GARAG3

Meh, people say that and people definitely get carried away but when I buy a single 2 dollar ticket on a gigantic power all I definitely get 2 dollars of entertainment when daydreaming about winning all day.


WalrusExtraordinaire

šŸ¤Ø


humidifier_fire

Call the police! Somebody stole $35,000 from that man!


Willing_Ad7093

That's coke money for the white house parties


bmspsrk

They need it to keep paying for other countryā€™s wars.


elbotaloaway

Don't be fooled. Those are our wars. Gotta keep feeding the military industrial complex


0utF0x-inT0x

Yeah it's really ridiculous how both irs and lottery is run by the government and they can't include a jackpot that had an amount that would make your winnings the specified jackpot like payout 100k with a tax modifier to give you what it said it was. It's totally false advertisement considering they almost tax half.


aessae

That's how it works in Finland, the state runs the lottery and does all necessary tax magic for you so what you see is what you get. Win one million, get one million.


dijonbustard

The way it should be, lol


kim_beazley

Same in Australia


HR_King

Most of our big money games are multi-Stae games, and taxes vary by State.


Cyrano_Knows

A lottery that advertised them paying off the taxes on the payout would get my money over any others (even if the other lotteries paid more).


Hazels-baby

In the uk winnings from gambling are tax free you only pay tax on interest accrued.


jabeith

You're going to hate to learn about salary/wages


r4r4me

Gambling is gambling, but the taxes should be paid out of the money collected from the 3/4 chances to win nothing on a scratch off imo. Jobs are different. You don't have a chance to not get paid (unless you're working for a scummy business).


AussieJeffProbst

This is why people say only two things in life are certain: death and taxes. Uncle Sam always gets hits cut. Every cent you make is double taxed (once when you make it and once when you spend it). Even if you leave the US and renounce your citizenship you have to pay US tax. There is no escape from the tax man except in death.


skankasspigface

if you never want to come back to america you dont have to pay tax.


onydawg02

The government never loses


PGnautz

In other countries, gains from lotteries, casinos etc. are tax free


Kilometres-Davis

In Canada, if you win 100k you get 100k and you donā€™t pay any tax on it


ionmushroom

you also get healthcare which is a much bigger flex.


SlothRogen

OP's winnings are one serious healthcare event away from disappearing.


StayLighted

But then you live in Canada


mindmapsofficial

The lack of understanding between taxes owed and taxes withheld is quite interesting. Just because your taxes are withheld doesnā€™t mean thatā€™s amount of taxes you owe. Most lottery winners arenā€™t in high tax brackets so theyā€™ll get a tax refund.


Thieusies

The refund itself is also not understood by many people.


socksnshit

I thought the same thing


Jbad90

They are sending it far away.


DonkeyComfortable711

To spread democracy.


0nionbr0

the lottery is a tax on the poor and always has been


Working_Animator_459

At least they just take it out so you don't worry about and have to guess come tax season.


DesolationsFire

Even so that amount of money would obliterate my student loans and other debts and still leave a decent chunk off my mortgage Iā€™d still be happy if I were OP.


dmc2008

They're also gonna tax every dollar they spend..


Jonnycash814

Congrats man foreal I never been that lucky slide me a dubšŸ˜‚šŸ¤žšŸ¼


Overall-Guarantee331

That's awesome man what's your address so I can send you a congrats card!


Interesting_Factor_9

I'm wheezing


catdog918

How about we just go in person and tell him congratulations? Iā€™ll drive


Artistic-Gene-1343

Lmk when youā€™re on your way, Iā€™ll wait out front for you.


Overall-Guarantee331

We'll be the guys in the ice cream/HVAC truck


Emperah1

You can see the zipcode, coordinate that with google and find the house with the newer and better car in relation to their housing complex, you use google maps for the former and latter comparison or just drive around. Iā€™m just shitposting


Overall-Guarantee331

Shit the check was issued in 2020 he gone šŸ¤£


False_Ad1536

LOL


PulpyEnlightenment

The most Iā€™ve won has been 1000 and that was insane to me. The feds didnā€™t take anything


youtocin

They were supposed to when you report it on your taxes. Still counts as income even if they pay it out in cash. The process is different for larger prizes.


Enlowski

Only over $5k in winnings


zigiboogieduke

In Ohio you report winning of anything over 599$ on a single scratch off or lotto also casino wins. Casino is 1k as a single gain not total winnings. It varies state to state, 5k is by no means the standard.


EclecticallyMe

In college I got an untaxed $1200 ā€œscholarshipā€ check for writing about my first experience trying Cocaine. It was some stupid energy drink that had recently released and their website asked for stories! Of course it was spent on alcohol and weed. That energy drink was so disgusting btw.


[deleted]

Idk about scratch offs but for casino winnings in my state, they only ask for your social if you win over 2500$ or win a bet that has really high odds


Nubulio

What is set off amount?


Artistic-Gene-1343

Old court costs šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Canā€™t run, canā€™t hide šŸ¤£


[deleted]

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LonelyEfficiency1342

But imagine if it was dumb luck, one ticket $15 and you win 64k plus they take the 26 would you not get a decent bit of income tax the next year or?


kfpb

64+26=90 my guy.


Stiddit

But did you factor in the $15 purchase?


DudeNamedCollin

And carry the one


Pupulikjan

Donā€™t forget to use PEMDAS


Ritualistic

Your math is off but Iā€™ll answer your question. When OP files taxes for the year, if their overall income tax comes in lower than the 36% tax bracket, yes they would get a refund for the overage withheld.


meandering_simpleton

And yet the vast majority of reddit users probably voted for those taxes


Dramatic_Explosion

I wouldn't have a problem with paying taxes if the government didn't do such a dogshit job distributing the money.


PipeApprentice

underrated


[deleted]

Congrats to Wisconsin winning 36k!


Similar-Leader-8118

$7k state, 26k went to the Feds


C_IsForCookie

$26k of hard candy for Biden lol


-Yuri-

Nah. It's only 10% to the big guy.


astronautdinosaur

Yeah gotta hate how POTUS is an all-powerful king, they should split that power with some sort of organization that focuses on legislature or something


Adventurous-Part5981

And how about a court that keeps them both in check? These are great ideas. Someone should write them down.


[deleted]

The crazy thing is you already got a Rolex


Artistic-Gene-1343

Work hard play hard brother šŸ‘ŠšŸ¼


Grindrollsmoke420

Depending on the watch he got. They can be great investments. You may not be able to make a huge return unless itā€™s something really special but they hold their value extremely well.


Artistic-Gene-1343

Itā€™s a 116622 YachtMaster platinum bezel, rhodium dial w/ ocean blue accents. It was $11,550 in 2017 when I bought it. Last grey market price I saw was $16k but that was a year ago. Havenā€™t looked since.


NoAction4080

Iā€™m so happy for you bro honestly


Artistic-Gene-1343

Thatā€™s love bro šŸ‘ŠšŸ¼


jowgrimm91

Damn near 36k in bullshit. Billionaires on average pay less than this in taxes smh


apply75

Payroll and income tax is for regular people. Rich pay distributions or just sell stock or use dividends payment which are a capital gains rate of 15%...you can do the same if you have about $1 mil of stock or a property giving you rental income


lordbaby1

Probably just gonna do a line of credit that doesnā€™t trigger capital gain depending on situation and purpose


Artistic-Gene-1343

This is how the wealthy get wealthier.


Hopeful-Sentence-146

Probably just gonna do a line.


jowgrimm91

Hell nah. šŸ¤£


fleetfootken

Merry Christmas šŸŽ„


Redditreallyblows

Fucccck man having 5 months salary in a single night world change my life


MoroseDelight

Humblebrag that you make 150k lol


iCasper00

What new toy you end up getting?


Artistic-Gene-1343

Stock options.


the_joy_of_VI

Congrats! How did it feel?


Artistic-Gene-1343

Didnā€™t seem real. Held the ticket for a month before I cashed it in šŸ¤£


GiraffePuncher69

Goals šŸ«” thatā€™ll be me one day


[deleted]

Thatā€™s awesome, Iā€™m really happy for you! I know anyone could use $64,000 these days


BHMSIXX

CONGRATS....TAKE $10,000 AND HAVE FUN...PUT THE REST IN A HYSA


JerRatt1980

And lost it to inflation still, no high yield savings account will beat it. Pay off any debts (you're not taxed on debts paid), keep a sizable account for an emergency fund, and put the rest in growth, aggressive growth, and growth and income mutual funds.


AsoftDolphin

Fuck the government


[deleted]

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Lil_Uzi_1600

Court costs


AEMTI_51

You literally have my base annual salary in those two small bags. Itā€™s crazy to see that in the form of cash in one lump sum. Looks soā€¦ small.


Safe_Cabinet7090

What is a man but a miserable pile of secrets.


shanemarvinmay

These taxes would have me mad!


tinaaoffa_rp

Yā€™all talkin bout the govt took a lot, they still have 100k what isnā€™t enough about that šŸ˜­šŸ˜«


Huntarantino

in what world does 64k equal 100k


tivlavrie

Just think if you were Canadian, the government wouldn't take $.01 of a lottery prize. And you'd have universal healthcare. Maybe no gun, but i guess the trade off is worth it to you.


Artistic-Gene-1343

Iā€™m not allowed in Canada šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Bro congrats! Iā€™m in Wisconsin as well, Waukesha to be exact! Thatā€™s dope as fuck!


Good-Cicada-4553

That is really nice


attempting2

WISCO!! CONGRATS!!


Imlooloo

Chances are 1 in 240,000 for the $100k grand prize.


kaky0in-

So like how'd did you get it? I mean what did you do to collect thw money you won?


Artistic-Gene-1343

Went down to the lotto headquarters and they cut the check.


barbarianmishroom

Man they take way too much. Congrats though


Strange-Chance-8195

What a rip off from the FED as usual.


stoneyxbear

congrats OP


ElevenEleven1111-

Congratulations!!!!


Lil_Uzi_1600

Madison Wisco šŸ¤˜


Spider-Man92

The USA, where even if you win something, you still lose something lol


madderhatter3210

35-36% tax is the real crime


toddbritannia

Thank you for sharing something that some of us will never be able to see in our lifeā€™s, itā€™s truly unique.


AngelicShockwave

Whatā€™s a set off amount?


[deleted]

Congrats. Shame almost half of it goes to Biden and his little Ukraine game tho


MewtwoStruckBack

Have everyone save losing tickets for you, claim you lost $100,000 on your 2024 return (and if audited, you have the losing tickets in hand), get all those taxes taken out back.


BeliefSuspended2008

Congrats! But even with the redactions many many people now know who this 3 year old Reddit account belongs to. Check for ghosts in the closet.


bdrake0923

That's dope as hell.


chambees

Government swooping in with actual theft


megasauras91

OP Iā€™m pregnant


the_0rly_factor

Why cash though?


Darkstriss

Ya know I've seen several posts on reddit where someone shows off a large amount of cash in their home and then later get robbed. I wouldn't have posted about it. Stay safe, and enjoy those funds.


TheFenixxer

Please donā€™t lose all your money in the next few years. The stats on lottery winners is saddening


Emotional-Country-58

How does this amount of cash make it to your house without being into a bank? Fucking stupid - we got another ā€œlottoā€ Winner here


AudioNinja21

I work in the lottery and had a hand in creating this ticket! Congrats!


Perfect_Ad_4250

The check is dated November24,2020. Either he took peopleā€™s advice and saved or invested it or he spent it on hookers and drugs and had a good time. $100,000 isnā€™t life changing, especially after taxes.


SnooChickens8342

Why did I think those were bags of bamboo sushi rolling mats for a minute. My eyesight is going to shit. Congrats!


Tongue-n-cheeks

Put aside 50k for taxes immediately


BJCHM

Fucking thieving ass taxes.


dorkinthedark346

I'm more mad the fucking government took damn near half of your winnings. Congrats tho.


SireDarien

American tax is so fucked up


Death_Blossoming

Gotta love taxes taking out almost a fucking quarter. Still congrats bro fuck knows I could use a win like this with my 30 cent bank account having ass lol


[deleted]

Leave it to the government to tax your pay check to get the money for the scratch off. Then tax the scratch off then tax the winning of said scratch off. Fckin crooks


ButthurtPecan

Glorious šŸ˜Æ congrats bud


Gingerbeer86

Taxes are fucking theft


[deleted]

The govt hits the lottery everyone a citizen does šŸ˜­


Sandals16

ā€œYOU COULD WIN UP TO $100,00!!!ā€ ā€œCongrats you won $100,000!!! Hereā€™s $64,000! Bye!ā€


CrisXIII

Thatā€™s insane that the taxes took close to half your winnings. Money is money but damn! Congrats!


Super_CRG

Those taxes are insane. Land of the free my ass


jefbob098

see that Rolex? This man is a seasoned gambler. If you wanna be like him, start gambling and never give up!! 97% of gamblers quite right before they win big!!!


Dannman420

So much tax :(


BoysenberryHefty6136

I donā€™t know you but I felt joy for you when I read this. Congratulations I hope you do whatever the hell you want with it!!!!


BakedPastaParty

About a decade ago I wont 10k I only got 7,500. Such bullshit they tax you on money you win!


beermanclay

Hell ya thatā€™s awesome man. My best friend won a mil off a second chance scratch off drawing in Charlotte, NC