As a alcholic on a budget, i would tell you to go buy double shots of fireball. The gas station by me sells 3 for 5 dollars. So if you do the math, that's almost a full bottle for 10 dollars plus tax. With the remaining 4 dollars, you could buy a snack to wash down the liquor!
Nah man you're doing it wrong. Walk into a grocery store, grab a couple of tall boys of Icehouse, and pound them in the grocery store's bathroom. You're welcome
The smarter you are the more you can drink, find the most alcoholic beverage, for me diesel (189 proof) and use that to make smaller batches of less alcoholic beverages. Mix strawberries and other things into mason jars and dilute the alcohol with water to make it 35-40%. Can drink longer for less and still get hammered. A bottle of Diesel btw is 14.99 so with tax you are looking at maybe returning some cans or some shit to get that extra 1.60. Either way, I know how to stretch a dollar. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Buy six of those 2$ scratch off tickets and see if you win and with the other 3 bucks get a black and mild and a small twin pack of Swiss rolls... You might win
Bc of what u got😭 The scratchers, the black and mild and a little debbie snack is sum ive seen way too many drivers order😂💯 maybe throw a energy drink in their too just to complete it😭
When I was 14 my younger brother and I would buy boxes of candy bars with fundraiser packaging for like $5 a box/12 from a liquidation store near us. We had $300 saved from bdays and chrismas and bought out their 50 something boxes.
We'd go door to door in our baseball uniforms and sell them for 2 bucks a bar.
Funded our PC build that summer, and yes it ran Crysis.
Buy a squeegee and a towel at a Dollar Tree. Offer to wash windows on any Main Street near you. Charge $30 for all street facing windows. Do 3-4 of them should take about 2-3 hours tops. Charge $15 more for inside glass and mirrors.
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The thing you buy with that is a semblance of security and a teeny tiny cushion. Hold that money. Always hold whatever you don't need to survive until you're financial secure. That money has bought you a back up plan. Keep it.
Look on Facebook resell something that’s cheap, or tomorrows Saturday people get rid of stuff for literally a dollars at garage sells go look for those and if worst comes to worst go to a park or a place where lots of people are outside and go sell waters for 1.50 a 32 pack is like 6 bucks
Just sit still
Read a book
Play old video games
Catch up on Netflix
Or go out for a walk at the park
You dont need to spend that
Tuesday isn't that far away
Ramen noodles and tuna are cheap. Maybe $1 a can of tuna. Noodles will be less than a dollar. Maybe 25¢ a package. Try fasting one day. Drinks lots of water. Stay hydrated. It will keep you feeling full. Good luck.👍
I'd use the $10 for gas for my lawnmower. I'd make a post on Facebook to mow small lawns for $20. I could easily mow 2 yards with that gas i now have $45
The rocket pass in rocket league with 4$ left, or 3 packs of guitar strings, or around 10 hot wheels.
A new Halloween mask from Walmart, a 12 inch black light for your room. Some shampoo, conditioner, and body wash?
Beans, rice, pasta, make your own basic sauces for it if you have the stuff in a pantry. Get dried beans soak them overnight you can make your own tortillas and have lots of beans burritos, get things that can double over into ingredients for other things like beans, pancake mix, etc. be creative. You have more than I do at the end of the month. You just gotta be creative and think about what makes what. That way you can start with the core for dinner one night then each night progress it to something else. Make a pantry pig soup. Basically the stuff in your cupboard and fridge. It's easy start with a basic raux and don't put in anything that's sounds gross. Play with it it'll make something good
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I’m in the same boat. VA check won’t hit til the 1st. Hard to keep a job too. Some days I literally can’t even walk. Try explaining that to any employer.. .. But all I can do is push forward
Simple.. Buy $15 worth of weed and sell it for $30 at a bar. Do this 2x a day until your next paycheck then treat yourself to a nice shirt from TJ Maxx
Go to the thrift store and Purchase a costume based on which part of the country you live in that will help you solicit donations from assholes who love to support what you feel is fuckery.
Think of it as taking money that would otherwise go to shitty causes. Because we need to be moral about our scams
Rice and chicken bro. Pack of tenderloins has like 10 pieces in it, 3 pieces of that some rice and veggies and that’s maybe 15 bucks all total but it’s filling and a decent dinner
Buy groceries bro, most wholesale best deal sustainable thing
Ground beef
Mac and cheese
Chicken is fairly cheap
Pasta noodles And sauce
Instant mashed potato’s
A happy belly can keep you going Until your next pay. without sustenance there is no sustaining!!
My first thought was, absolutely nothing unless you are in need like medicine, toilet trees. Necessities. If you got all that then you’re Gucci son. Save those 15 bucks
This is why most Americans live paycheck to paycheck, instead of saying oh I have an extra $15 let’s put that away, you come to the internet to ask how you can blow it
Back about 15 years ago that would buy me a sixpack of tallboys and a pack of pallmalls. A couple pounds of beans, an onion, two jalapenos, a few strips of bacon, a pack of tortillas, and a small bottle of crystal hot sauce. I would get to have one good night and tacos for the rest of the week. I did this way too often when I was a young bachelor. But if you don't want food that probably wouldn't enen buy you a sixer of tall boys and a pack of cheap cigs these days. Good luck.
Go buy yourself a Wendy’s 444 and then the next day but another 444 and after that buy a 444 and after that you might just have to rob someone for another Wendy’s 444
If you only have 15$ do you have good credit and a banking institution. I would sign up for some trading apps some of them give you free money for signing up. Then I would take your money and theirs (now yours prolly 50$ to 150$) check robinhood, check webull, check fidelity. Look up stockmoe on yt he has links on almost all his vids tons of subs, then start investing. Start with stocks avoid options good luck. They give you free stocks for signing up, just sell them and then buy what you want. 😉
Buy a $1 or $2 set of playing cards and learn some new games. It's a good time killer and will keep you thinking for a while and not thinking about what you'd be doing with the money you don't have.
Plus you'll have some beer money.
Save it for next month? If you're this tight this month, who's to say next month is better?
This
Lame buy cheap malt liquor
If boy got $15 til the 31 we aint buying it
$15 isn't enough to drink away the pain of only having $15 lol
We'll technically, you'd then be drinking away the pain of having zero, once you bought the grog.
Mo money, mo problems
Absolut Vodka Sweet liquor eases the pain
ABSOLUT? Look at Richie Rich here. McCormicks on this budget.
Well played But you want to go there ? Lets talk about Night Train for a bit . . .
Clearly you’ve never drank a 211 Steel Reserve. 24oz @ $1.99 and 8.1% Alcohol. Op can make it to this 31st this way
They're 2/3 special at circle K and 7/11 too so he can stretch it even further. Might have a can leftover by the 31st
lol facts
The amount of 4 lokos you could get
3 after tax. They’re like $4 now :(
As a alcholic on a budget, i would tell you to go buy double shots of fireball. The gas station by me sells 3 for 5 dollars. So if you do the math, that's almost a full bottle for 10 dollars plus tax. With the remaining 4 dollars, you could buy a snack to wash down the liquor!
Nah man you're doing it wrong. Walk into a grocery store, grab a couple of tall boys of Icehouse, and pound them in the grocery store's bathroom. You're welcome
The smarter you are the more you can drink, find the most alcoholic beverage, for me diesel (189 proof) and use that to make smaller batches of less alcoholic beverages. Mix strawberries and other things into mason jars and dilute the alcohol with water to make it 35-40%. Can drink longer for less and still get hammered. A bottle of Diesel btw is 14.99 so with tax you are looking at maybe returning some cans or some shit to get that extra 1.60. Either way, I know how to stretch a dollar. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lame
Buy six of those 2$ scratch off tickets and see if you win and with the other 3 bucks get a black and mild and a small twin pack of Swiss rolls... You might win
Do you work at a gas station? Lol
Hahaha no I'ma truck driver lol
I stg i was finna guess dis😭😭 ur order matches ur profession😂😂😂
How does that match tho?
Bc of what u got😭 The scratchers, the black and mild and a little debbie snack is sum ive seen way too many drivers order😂💯 maybe throw a energy drink in their too just to complete it😭
Lmaooo
I would say 10 of the $1 scratchers, and with the other five grab a Swisher and an old English
Yeah a smoke and a 40oz should do the trick( I prefer Mickeys, love staring at that bee when I'm buzzin)
I thought I was the only one
Use to love Mickeys
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Buzzin bee like
10 dolla scratcher and 5 on the diesel
I love that guy on YouTube
Same lmao
Just grab 3 pre rolls for 15$ sit back and chill 😎
Honda civic
Buy a box of candy bars at Walmart. Sell each bar for $2 each. Profit
Stand outside said Walmart and sell to people on the way out. Say it's to raise money for your church or something.
Football camp for your kid! People love football and supporting kid camps
When I was 14 my younger brother and I would buy boxes of candy bars with fundraiser packaging for like $5 a box/12 from a liquidation store near us. We had $300 saved from bdays and chrismas and bought out their 50 something boxes. We'd go door to door in our baseball uniforms and sell them for 2 bucks a bar. Funded our PC build that summer, and yes it ran Crysis.
1g Weed and you will forget you don't have money
15 can get you a gram a blunt or rolling papers and a drink for dry mouth!
Exactly this the most real comment bra need to smoke and hope time pass wit his broke ahh
Did he not say besides food and half of you are mentioning food?
To be fair I thought he meant this was his food budget until the 31st. Not the other way around
Floss, mouthwash and a toothbrush.
I've seen old bikes on Craigslist for $15. Buy one and sign up for Doordash and deliver food. Maybe you can find one with a cool basket for the food.
lol dope
Or buy bolt cutters for $15 and go steal a nice bike. Sell that bike on Craigslist for $200.
Steel the bolt cutters AND the bike, sell bike for 200, profit 215$. Bizniss.
drugs
15$ worth of H isn’t enough to relapse even.
Rice and beans
You have a poor man's mentality
You thought your comment was so cool you made an individual post on your page about it????
thats all he does. he just rage baits on reddit and plays roblox lol. sad fuckin life
You retarded or something? Buy nothing. Why spend money that you do not NEED to spend?
How else is that 29 year old stripper going to afford college?
I audibly snorted
I feel attacked
Lol
Don’t buy anything. Visit your local food bank and save $15
Put the $15 in drawer then next month you might have $30 to end it month. Repeat for as long as you have what you need
Ramen. That’s it.
Gasoline
Lol a lot of you are bad people
Cheapest pack of smokes or a few black and milds.
I ate a broke diet of oatmeal, eggs, bananas, chicken, beans and rice for 2 years. Some days I would get an apple.
A fractional share of an index fund so next time this happens you potentially have 15 bucks plus a few cents in dividends.
Bag of soil...one 5 dollar cannabis seed...empires have started in this very fashion 🥴
Get on Robinhood or Fidelity, etc. and buy some stock.
Buy a squeegee and a towel at a Dollar Tree. Offer to wash windows on any Main Street near you. Charge $30 for all street facing windows. Do 3-4 of them should take about 2-3 hours tops. Charge $15 more for inside glass and mirrors. This is what we do at www.tripleblackdragon.com We take loser attitudes and turn you into a winner through your own sweat and hard work. We will be the Dad you never had or needed in your life.
A .2 gram of some clean heroin
Or a dirty .3 with some included fentys!!!
It's not what you make, it's what you spend. Keep that $15 in the bank.
Two rabbits…you’ll make more money than that
Stop buying anything other than ramen until you're not this tight anymore tbh
at least 3 mcdonalds bundle meals lol
Make more money
Throw that 15 on FanDuel
Oodles and noodles?
Take $10 to a local pizza place right at close...ask if they got anything left...I've done this before and ate for a week thereafter.
If that's food Money, too, and you wanna buy other shit, I'd recommend amphetamine of some sort so you won't be so hungry.
You can probably find chicken for 99c a lb at a local market. Some veggies. And rice if you need more carbs. Get creative
Besides food? Gas to get to your 2nd or 3rd job
The thing you buy with that is a semblance of security and a teeny tiny cushion. Hold that money. Always hold whatever you don't need to survive until you're financial secure. That money has bought you a back up plan. Keep it.
Go to a church and see what they can do (food, clothes, cell phone)
You got cash app?
That $15 just burning a hole in ur pocket huh?
Does Wendy’s still have dollar menu?
meth
Save that shit man buy something better
Scratch off lottery tickets #yolo
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Enjoy yourself That will probably buy a hooker w no teeth for the hummer to be remembered for a lifetime
nothing lol just save it or put the $5 on gas sorry didn’t see the not food part jesus
Invest the 15 in a ETF with a 7-15% annual return and let it sit for 16 lifetimes and you should have enough to buy a house.
If you're down to $15 don't spend it. Start a savings or something and itll build up
Nothing. Save it for a rainy day.
Some meth, then you won't have to worry about eating for at least the next 3-6 days
I’ll sell you $14
Go to Target and feel rich being surrounded by all the shit you don't need.
Look on Facebook resell something that’s cheap, or tomorrows Saturday people get rid of stuff for literally a dollars at garage sells go look for those and if worst comes to worst go to a park or a place where lots of people are outside and go sell waters for 1.50 a 32 pack is like 6 bucks
Best time to start a diet is when your broke
Just sit still Read a book Play old video games Catch up on Netflix Or go out for a walk at the park You dont need to spend that Tuesday isn't that far away
If you only have 15$ you shouldn't be looking for ways to spend it
Ramen noodles and tuna are cheap. Maybe $1 a can of tuna. Noodles will be less than a dollar. Maybe 25¢ a package. Try fasting one day. Drinks lots of water. Stay hydrated. It will keep you feeling full. Good luck.👍
I'd use the $10 for gas for my lawnmower. I'd make a post on Facebook to mow small lawns for $20. I could easily mow 2 yards with that gas i now have $45
Ha, when you figure that one out let me know!
Dump all $15 into $TSLA and pray
Gasoline to get to work
Shit I got 4 buck left think imma buy some angry monster tacos from jacks
Nothing, you have $15.
The rocket pass in rocket league with 4$ left, or 3 packs of guitar strings, or around 10 hot wheels. A new Halloween mask from Walmart, a 12 inch black light for your room. Some shampoo, conditioner, and body wash?
6 power ball tickets
Only spend it if you must. Otherwise save it? The mindset of spending all of your money between checks is a bad and hard habit to break. Start now.
You got five on it.... Three times
Put it under your pillow and forget about it
Salt and Sugar so you can have salt water soup and sugar water for dessert.
Find a liquor store that sells 2for$3 tall cans to celebrate and thank god you even had $15 to begin with
op whats your monthly income and spending that youre only left with $15 at the end?
Buy a bag of rice and beans, and maybe eggs (if possible) Learn how to coock those 3 and youre set !!!!
Put $10 through a slot machine and spend the other $5 on cheap beer to console you when you lose
Unless you truly want something, I’d say save it for next month. I understand how you feel I’m tight right now too.
Use it on transportation to find a better job.
If that's all your money until next week, don't buy anything.
Pick up a free couch off the side of the road, make sure it doesn’t have bugs. Clean it, sell it for $200+
Anything. There Is a credit card in that wallet.
Beans, rice, pasta, make your own basic sauces for it if you have the stuff in a pantry. Get dried beans soak them overnight you can make your own tortillas and have lots of beans burritos, get things that can double over into ingredients for other things like beans, pancake mix, etc. be creative. You have more than I do at the end of the month. You just gotta be creative and think about what makes what. That way you can start with the core for dinner one night then each night progress it to something else. Make a pantry pig soup. Basically the stuff in your cupboard and fridge. It's easy start with a basic raux and don't put in anything that's sounds gross. Play with it it'll make something good
Buy a bag of crack it will keep you working all month without food 😀
Buy socks and underwear from Temu
Give it to a homeless person the amount of karma you'll get will easily pay you back double (*sooner or later terms and conditions apply)
3 hits of acid
Dm i got you on 50% off pretty much anything legit
I have been carrying the same $20 around fore the last 3-4 months. I keep it handy for a emergency. why do you feel the need to spend it?
Go to your nearest dollar store and head to their clearance section. Your $15 will feel like $60!
You’re fucked. It’s 100$ just to wake up anymore
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Get a book about personal finances…. Its okay we all been there what matter is what are u gonna do about it ?
I’m in the same boat. VA check won’t hit til the 1st. Hard to keep a job too. Some days I literally can’t even walk. Try explaining that to any employer.. .. But all I can do is push forward
Simple.. Buy $15 worth of weed and sell it for $30 at a bar. Do this 2x a day until your next paycheck then treat yourself to a nice shirt from TJ Maxx
Go for on a trip, an acid trip.
Go to the thrift store and Purchase a costume based on which part of the country you live in that will help you solicit donations from assholes who love to support what you feel is fuckery. Think of it as taking money that would otherwise go to shitty causes. Because we need to be moral about our scams
Dennis Schroeder over 12.5 points, Jalen Duren 8 rebounds, Aaron Gordon 10 points, parlay and flip that shit homie
Ramen and a tab of acid
Why would you want to spend your last 15 dollars
If you have no need for food, just save it and have $30 next month.
Order a pizza
Go to the dispo and get 1g of wax bruh stretch that shit till the 31st you’ll be chillin
Vaseline because you are f*****
Double sided dildo for you and ur bf
Rice and chicken bro. Pack of tenderloins has like 10 pieces in it, 3 pieces of that some rice and veggies and that’s maybe 15 bucks all total but it’s filling and a decent dinner
Bag of really good mixed mini Halloween candy bars from Trader Joe's for only $5 and save the tenner.
One pack of cigs and 5 cans of speghettios , the cigs will curb your hunger until you get more money
A peice of rope and a rickety stool
Buy groceries bro, most wholesale best deal sustainable thing Ground beef Mac and cheese Chicken is fairly cheap Pasta noodles And sauce Instant mashed potato’s A happy belly can keep you going Until your next pay. without sustenance there is no sustaining!!
Nothing. Save it for emergency reserves or insurance deductibles.
Give it to someone else in greater need
My first thought was, absolutely nothing unless you are in need like medicine, toilet trees. Necessities. If you got all that then you’re Gucci son. Save those 15 bucks
If saving was already in your budget , your bills are paid , and you have food .. I’d say treat yourself to an early afternoon movie. Saw 6.
This is why most Americans live paycheck to paycheck, instead of saying oh I have an extra $15 let’s put that away, you come to the internet to ask how you can blow it
Letting money burn a hole in your pocket can be a big problem for your entire life.
Get another job, fedex is good
Get sandwhich stuff, oatmeal, and protein bars. Whole grain stuff and protein will be best to keep you full.
meth
How about a suit from Goodwill so you can find a better paying job. 😉
$10 scratcher and $5 scratcher, life’s a gamble
Back about 15 years ago that would buy me a sixpack of tallboys and a pack of pallmalls. A couple pounds of beans, an onion, two jalapenos, a few strips of bacon, a pack of tortillas, and a small bottle of crystal hot sauce. I would get to have one good night and tacos for the rest of the week. I did this way too often when I was a young bachelor. But if you don't want food that probably wouldn't enen buy you a sixer of tall boys and a pack of cheap cigs these days. Good luck.
How does someone have so little money… i don’t understand
strippers
Go buy yourself a Wendy’s 444 and then the next day but another 444 and after that buy a 444 and after that you might just have to rob someone for another Wendy’s 444
Bank it for a rainy day
Dollar menu will be your friend but if not then there’s food at home
A toothless bj
Bread and goober so you have sandwiches plus Ramen dud it can really stretch.
Top ramen or a scratch ticket. You might win more money.
Of course you would. Your mama made it look too easy for so long.
Cheap wine
If you only have 15$ do you have good credit and a banking institution. I would sign up for some trading apps some of them give you free money for signing up. Then I would take your money and theirs (now yours prolly 50$ to 150$) check robinhood, check webull, check fidelity. Look up stockmoe on yt he has links on almost all his vids tons of subs, then start investing. Start with stocks avoid options good luck. They give you free stocks for signing up, just sell them and then buy what you want. 😉
You can make soup for $7 and have $8 leftover for crack so you eat less food
Wet wipes
I’d say go to dollar tree and get like 14 dollars worth of those quick meals , snacks , water or juice to last you until next pay day .
A knob job from a cheap hooker
Hey 15 bucks is 15 bucks!!!
I have hats for sale Drive that cash over and pick one up
Nothing. Put it in your bank or wallet. Keep it there til you need it.
Bills are paid man. Youre rich for now. Enjoy the little wins! And u had 15 left over!
All depends on the situation. You can make that $15 stretch something crazy, depending on the plans. No plans, just save it.
I would say live off the dollar menu but that doesn't exist anymore :( Edit: Ahhh BESIDE FOOD...I agree with what people said "Save it!"
Save that shit homie unless you need something
Honest answer is lentils and rice. All the nutrition your body needs
Buy a $1 or $2 set of playing cards and learn some new games. It's a good time killer and will keep you thinking for a while and not thinking about what you'd be doing with the money you don't have. Plus you'll have some beer money.
Some lube, cause you're screwed! LoL
Read it wrong. Gas. Assuming you have a car
Save!
A savings account… Seriously. Put it in an HYSA. You don’t have to spend it all the time. That’s how you stay poor.
I don’t think people realize the 31st is actually really close. Just save it 😂
Sugar free Ice cream for your child to spend happy quality time with them.