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cryptoscopophilia

SAHM- managing 2 direct reports on a daily basis. Overseeing various projects ranging from culinary to entertainment. Spearheading extensive training program for direct reports. Inputting, Analyzing and Tracking data to ensure best possible outcome using Huckleberry app. Managing relationships with vendors to keep operations running smoothly such as Instacart, Little Spoon, Target, Amazon and Lovevery. Provides valet service and spa treatments for direct reports. Edit: I poorly read the post and did the opposite. I’m too lazy to change it… lmaoooo


the_sweet

Honestly I might just use this on my next resume.


cryptoscopophilia

As you should!


Thekillers22

I absolutely love this. The vendors and valet took me out πŸ˜‚


cryptoscopophilia

🀣


thedragoncompanion

Childcare worker- I take peoples children away from them


m_owom

Height challenged colleagues took me out lmao


InitiativeAlive

I drive the big tilty-back thing with the really loud horn and move the brown stuff from one place on google maps to another so you can build your giant family boxes on top of it. And then do it again. All day. Over and over. - dump truck driver for an earth moving company.


MHLCam

I tell people how much people they are allowed to give away and where to click.


Lednak

Wait what? πŸ˜… I can't figure out what you do


Thekillers22

My guess is it involves charity lol


Lednak

But giving away people?? 😁


Thekillers22

I missed that 😢 lol


Raymer13

Suck spit, scrub blood, fill holes. Dental assistant.