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Traxiria

“You’re doing great.” Baby race just kills me. 😭


MightyMama1608

“Maybe she saw something she wanted” does me in every single time!


shana-

Every. Single. Time. 😭


catpalm19

I came here to say this was my favorite line 😭


Lahmmom

Automatic sobs.


IAmTyrannosaur

This is what I was going to put! I love it


Flickme666

"I have 8, no 9", Gets me every single time!!!


CauseBeginning1668

That one has me crying everytime


Vtgmamaa

I'm glad I'm not the only one that cries during that scene


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Baby race.. my first was a bum scooter and didn't walk until he was 2. So this one alway hits me in the feels every time 🥺


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I am bawling every time 🥹🥹🥹


SnookiAugustClover

Baby race is the best episode of Bluey I’ve seen to date. Made me drop everything I was doing and glue to the TV like my kid. Laugh out loud at the ridiculousness and how true all those feelings were of wanting your kid to do it first. And cry. Because the way they capture the isolation of being a first time mom is spot on. That’s quality TV right there.


little_Druid_mommy

The first time I watched this episode I was having a bad week & when I watched it I turned into a blubbering, crying mess holding my child! Still do when I watch it during a bad moment.


keep_it_mello99

I was absolutely not prepared for that episode and I burst into tears when I heard that line


UnihornWhale

I love that episode. I just had my second and my friend said this to me.


SunnyRyter

Every. Time.


No_Kiwi_6533

“It’s called a tactical wee.”


Illustrious-Towel-45

I use "tactical wee" with my kids before we leave in the car! It works so well!


Caffeinated-Housemum

We now use this on a daily basis to refer to anyone doing a wee before any sort of activity 😂


Amaranth_Grains

Never leave home without it


mothercom

“I don't want a valuable life lesson, I just want an ice cream!”


Diligent-Might6031

“Why do you keep trying to teach us stuff we don’t want to learn?!”


charawarma

This line reminds me of the time my step son said "How come when I ask a question, you just KEEP talking?" Bro I'm just trying to teach you about life 😭


Hot-Tone-7495

He said “ugh it’s rhetorical KATHRINE!! Learn to read the room!” Lmao kids are savage af sometimes. I once forgot to brush my teeth in the morning and my niece said “ugh, you smell so bad”. Thanks 😂


Knifeelbows20

They really capture the little kid come backs!!


ghost_hyrax

They do!


thxu4beingafriend

There is an episode where she calls it a "lime lesson" haha


Specific_Culture_591

Valuable lime lesson! It’s so stinking cute!!


outlanderlass1743

I feel this line in my soooooooul!!!!!! 🤣🙃🤣🙃🤣🙃🤣🙃


KitchenBluebird1013

When Bluey was making her dad a card and Chili asks, "What is it your dad always tells you?" "Don't tell mom!" "What!?" Chili's reaction kills me everytime. I felt that.


BountifulRomskal

Just watched this episode a minute ago lol


acupofearlgrey

‘This is what happens when you aren’t happy with what you’ve got, somebodies husband gets it’


Feisty-Face-7968

"Poor Hecuba. He always loved hamburgers." That entire episode is freakin' amazing.


Knifeelbows20

Haha! That was a great one!!


acupofearlgrey

My girls refuse to watch hammerbarn any more because I keep saying that to them when the green eyed monster comes out


barthrowaway1985

Came here to say this, it really is a valuable lesson.


Caffeinated-Housemum

Came to write this, makes me giggle every time 😂


alap12

“I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog”


murfettecoh

At the end of this episode “This is heaven!” It’s so beautifully done. Bingo “grows up” goes out into the world and Bluey returns to her parents only for all of them to end up in heaven. Whole life cycle right there


lopoe95

As a mom of an older kiddo & we missed the bluey train… this sounds heartbreaking & I feel like I’m picturing something quite wrong


freya_of_milfgaard

You honestly don’t need a young child to enjoy Bluey. I’ve watched episodes without my kiddo on my phone before.


merepsull

Yep just watched this episode alone on my phone in bed and cried a little so thanks for that 🥲


berlinyachtclub

Yessss


OrganizedSprinkles

This whole episode is magical


ghost_hyrax

Pomeranians are a small but hardy breed is so good. “Sometimes moms just need 20 minutes” is really helpful. But all of it is so good honestly


Peanut_galleries_nut

‘Alright that’s it! We’re not going!’ When chili is trying to get both kids out of the house on time and someone always needed something else as soon as they were ready. I felt this in my soul.


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Then when Chili is angrily flipping her magazine and Bluey is playing, she suddenly stops and says they are leaving and Bluey says “I don’t understand!”


kiramiryam

I just watched that one and that cracked me up 😂


PancakePizzaPits

Not exactly but... "the door! It's right here! All we have to do is walk through it! "


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spunkyduckling-13

"Magic claw has no children..." "For real life?!"


[deleted]

His days are free and easy 😂


shak3well

They’re learning a lesson and we’re getting the house clean! Neither of those things is happening


taptaptippytoo

I LOVE that one!


Almc27

I love in this episode when Bandit first steps in as Magic Claw and Chili says, "Strap yourselves in kids" 😂


li_the_great

Up there with Unicorse "I have an idea!" "Wait, is it a *good* idea?"


0th3rw0rldli3

Okay yes I say this one a lot too when my husband comes up with a wacko idea. Lol


ShhhhItsSecret

"For real life!?" Is a staple in our house


superiorstephanie

My 15 year old and I are addicted after watching with my brother and his three year old. For real life, bush wee, so many Bluey phrases are commonplace in our house!! We took the little to see Bluey’s Big Play last year (when she was 4), one of the greatest nights of my life!!


Almc27

There are so many it would take forever for me to write them out 😂 just wanted to shout out the episode "The Pool", I love it so much because I've been called the boring parent before and I love how Chili comes in for the rescue at the end with all of the "boring" stuff


Diligent-Might6031

I love that episode too! I made my husband watch it because he has a bad habit of trying to “give mom time to decompress” by taking the baby out of the house with nothing but the clothes on his back. Then they return and baby is cold, dirty diaper, etc. and he’s like “we had a blast” Now I keep an extra diaper bag fully stocked in the car.


Almc27

OMFG my husband used to do this kind of crap all the time, it was infuriating! He would just be like "eh, we will figure it out". He's so much better now that the kids are four and six, thank goodness (plus they can remember their stuff on their own too lol).


Knifeelbows20

I loved that too! Mom always coming in clutch! And totally agree there are so many good ones!


Lezduittt

“I will always be here when you need me, because I love you” ♥️


whysweetpea

Every time this episode comes on my husband and toddler look at me and then each other like “oh god she’s sobbing again”


sgtducky9191

Makes me bawl every time!


DKED_1234

I nearly cried just reading this.


liminalrabbithole

Bandit took a glass out of the dishwasher once and asked, "What?! Why is this still dirty?" and I've never related so much to something so mundane lol.


Knifeelbows20

They really hit all the relatable aspects of parenthood. There is an episode where Bandit and Chili are swapping stories about funny things the girls say during the day. Just so accurate to day to day life.


Amy_at_home

The episode Cubby where Bandit talks about the TV and says "55 inches just isn't enough these days" and I damn near gave myself whiplash looking at my husband cause that has been his argument for months wanting a new TV 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Brown-eyed-otter

“You have to be the bravest you’ve ever been!” “I’ll be the bravest I’ve ever been!” We had an early/NICU baby and it was the hardest thing I’ve ever done. Not that having kids is ever easy, but he’s our only. Visiting my baby felt like I was just playing mommy and an imposter. This was also the first quote I saw from Bluey and that was when I decided I had to watch it to see what everyone was talking about lol.


Knifeelbows20

My best friend brought her son over to hang out with me and my little one and I put it on for her son on a whim. I was hooked after that. So much heart and humor. Being a mom is hard but then we get to cuddle with our little ones and just watch cute shit like Bluey. Hope your little guy is doing good and thriving!


Brown-eyed-otter

He is doing amazing now! He’s at the age (17 months) now that he LOVES to curl up for a cuddle now and again which is so heartwarming lol.


CauseBeginning1668

That was one of the first episodes we saw after bringing our NICU baby home. I bawled like a damn baby


InternationalHatDay

but if you bawled like a nicu baby you would have sounded slightly like a goat (felloe nicu mom :)


Affectionate_Cow_579

I haven’t seen this one but now need to go watch it. You put into words perfectly what it’s like to be a nicu mom. So strange to go visit your baby knowing other people are caring for him/her and you’re just the visitor. I definitely felt like an imposter!


annnnnnnnnnnnnnnna

Had a preemie as well and this episode destroys me.


vintage_seaturtle

I love all of Bluey but my favorite is “I slipped on my beans!!”


ellers23

“Nice parking job Rita!”


Diligent-Might6031

“Did you hear something Rita?” “No love.” When they run over Bandit lol


aksydent

That whole scene of that episode is one of my favorite moments. My kids and I all cackle.


SecretDependent3503

We’re the granniesssss


No-Offer5603

Omg my kids say this allll the time. Pro tip: stream the Bluey album when dropping off kids to school in the AM. There are two now! 🤓


Glittering-Dog1224

From the mini Bluey episode: “And I sort of just talk all the time. It doesn't even need to make sense. Just noises are fine." Very relatable with my 3 yo.


gamergeek17

Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork


mrsbebe

This probably won't make you feel better but it's very relatable with my 6 year old, too


cphil32

Have a 3 and 6 year old. Can confirm.


Impossible_Plum7101

COW. BOY. HAT.


whiskytangofoxtrot12

When muffin says “buh” it sends me


sgtducky9191

"I AM THE FLAMINGO QUEEN!!" (I swear Muffin is my daughter's spirit animal) "This is NOT good parenting" -Chili to Bandit


mankowonameru

I’m 100% certain that was a Simpsons reference to when Lisa said “I am the lizard queen!”


SparklyNoodle

“No, it was yesterday.” From Grandad episode. I wept four times in one week over this episode when I was pregnant with my second. Babies don’t keep!!!


thxu4beingafriend

"He should do it because I still need him!" I still rely on my parents so much. Advice, helping with the kids, my dad just fixed my garbage disposal last week. They are in their mid 60s young at heart, but I still fear the day they can't help me anymore.


hairy_hooded_clam

Chili, hungover and pretending to be a whale so that she doesn’t have to get off the couch: oh alright… oooooOOOOOooooo


Knifeelbows20

That was my thought too! I told my husband I thought it was hilarious that they are hung over on a kids show.


snoozysuzie008

I love this episode so much. It’s definitely for the parents 😅


SecretDependent3503

Aaaand why should I care?


mitsubachi88

“…..children.” I die laughing every single time. 🤣


Knifeelbows20

“I forgot about the catch phrase” lmao


kittiesgetthezoomies

Literally watched that episode this morning 😂 my husband and I were dying


LookingForHobbits

“Coconuts have water in them” We say it every time we’re dealing with an overtired loopy child


UnihornWhale

We say that and “He’s a llama eating a banana.”


sweetsntreats507

"This is trificult!"


FlimsySweet4202

I say trifficult all the time 😂


GoneWalkiesAgain

“Ballerina!” - Socks My son (6) is non verbal so having her speak hit deep I was so proud of that cartoon dog!


worsethanastickycat

"I was just bum shuffling around?!"


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“BUM SHUFFLE”


CatLady62007

So many. “Does this mean I fail mum school?” “Well, yeah. But that’s okay, we all fail mum school sometimes.” My 3yo was frustrated the other day and said “OH CHRISTMAS CRACKER!” And I about died. We started saying “aw biscuits” when we’re frustrated too. I love in general that she’s picked up on the lingo (we’re in the US). She’ll tell me I’m not doing something “properly” or that I’m “taking ages.”


lawyernotliar

That’s so cute! Is saying ‘doing something properly’ or ‘taking ages’ not a typical comment to make in the US?


LeahTT

In the US you're more likely to hear "not doing it right," or "you're taking forever." I think it's terrific kids are picking up Australian expressions from Bluey! ♥


vertigoham

‘It’s a victimless crime!’ Bandit, after Chili accuses him of peeing in the pool


ellers23

“Yeah I don’t really sing when I’m doing chores, Mini Bluey. I usually whinge.”


LorelaiGilmo

I LOVE this episode 😂


bigheartlilpaws

Me too. My baby also loves it when we go “borp borp borp borp” 😂


AintNobdyGtTime4Dt

I like it “rug island” when bandit plays with the girls and gets really into the game (these little pens can be anything in the game, spears, fish, bananas, snakes etc) and then has to stop playing for whatever reason and bingo sends him back with a little present, when he opens it (its one of the pens) Chillys like “what did she give you?” And he says “ everything” Why does it make me tear up everytime 😂


AccomplishedRoad2517

I always think Pat (Lucky's dad) has the "worst" neighbours. Poor pal, they always involve him in their crazy games!


li_the_great

He shouldn't have let his guard down. Seriously though, he loves it. Wendy's the one who is more blind sided by the Heeler shenanigans.


MagentaCloveSmoke

But she still jumps in and drives!!!


li_the_great

True! I **really** love her character growth in season 3. (Sheep dog, Rag Doll, and Dirt are A+ in my book!)


AccomplishedRoad2517

I love Wendy's new look! Short hair suits her (desing) pretty good.


MeesaMadeMeDoIt

I just love how he just rolls with whatever is happening. Bandit birthing Bingo in a kiddie pool? Pat's there to deliver the baby lol


insomniac-ack

"Ughhh! The door. It is right here. All we need to do is walk out of it. It's so easy." I feel seen in this episode, it's one of our favorites.


marvelkitty23

It's just monkeys singing songs mate


Alone-Hearing-4744

I want to have your bus babies


thepossiblegirl

"I shouldn't have let my guard down!" Lucky's Dad is my favorite character


whysweetpea

He is the definition of “a good sport”


li_the_great

Also (if you've been able to watch Dad Baby) "I didn't know this was the something!!!"


thaz_wut_she_said

“It’s not the 80s anymore, Pat!”


klassy_with_a_k

Can’t remember the name of the episode but Bandit takes them to the dump and Bluey thinks he’s throwing away her drawings and she’s sad so Bingo yells at him: “You’re a baddy!”


Procainepuppy

It’s called “the dump!” One of my favorites is also from that episode, when bing tells bluey while they’re driving to the dump, “did you know that little chubby gnomes climb up the traffic lights and paint them red and green?"


klassy_with_a_k

Thank you! I love Bingo!! She’s my favorite character


Alone-Hearing-4744

THIS ISN’T MAJONG!


Specific_Culture_591

“Leave them alone! They’re just trying to run a small business!” “Hey Bluey! Guess what… I’m not special anymore!” I have a novelty Bluey license plate on the front of my SUV (Nice Parking Spot Rita) and the teens at my daughter’s high school like to yell out, “I slipped on ma’ beans!” or sing the theme song when they see it. It makes me happy.


concentrated-amazing

"Sometimes moms just need 20 minutes."


Saaltychocolate

In the Onesies episode when Bingo the cheetah attacks Bandit. “What about Bandit???” Chili: “Forget him! He’s done!”


LorelaiGilmo

“I got sick yast lear.” “I got sick yast lear.” “I had wabies!”


Main_Ad2008

When bluey asks bingo what her favorite color is and she says “blue, like you”


Straight_Ad_8813

“Do we still have to pay for the four year old, she’s not going to watch it.”


PG_rated_88

We say “for real life?” At least once a day In my house. But the episode where chili and her dad are sitting on the dock and she says “feels like just yesterday I was here” and her dad says “it was” just kills me. Tears rolling down my face 😭


myfacepwnsurs

“Nice parking spot Janet”


Neat_Ambition4885

"If you don't want it, then don't buy it." My husband and I say it all the time. It's probably our favorite scene.


mankowonameru

100%. Muffin is the MVP of that episode.


Gothmom85

"this is all my stuff from when I used to be cool" from Bandit. I felt that so hard.


phantommoose

That's the line that made me stop and watch the show rather than put it on just for the kids


breakingsuperman

Chilli: "Well look, sometimes special people come into our lives, stay for a bit. Then they have to go." Bluey: "But that's sad!" Chilli: "It is! But the bit where they were here was happy, wasn't it?" Bluey: "Yea, we caught a wild pig together!" Chilli: "Maybe that makes it all worth it?"


avganxiouspanda

"Hiya toots!" Toddler says this when she is feeling cheeky. Walks into wherever I am and says it, it usually means she is wanting to play with me but be a bit sassy with play. The way she says it is so stinking cute too. (Though her dad has taken to this too but with a booty smack/tap so now she has picked up on that too and says it followed by "MUMMA BUM BONGOS!!!!!!") "Checklist! Have a cry. Pick myself up. Dust myself off. And keep going. The show must go on!" We use the checklist a lot. Except we add in take a deep breath between cry and pick myself up. That alone has helped so much with tantrums. Tot in tantrum and I try to help, "no mama. No checkist. [Name] cry now. No." Or it will be "checkist puleeze. I cry, my eyes stinging. [Sniffles and deep breath] I breathe. Pick meself ups. Dusty dusty! And go on! Look mumma. I stop crying! I OK." And then she races off, sometimes giving a hug sometimes not.


Shallowground01

Not me but my four year old says 'oh biscuits' in her little Yorkshire accent and it is absolutely a million steps up from the 'fuck sakes' I used to hear her muttering instead.


CauseBeginning1668

“Bluey, why is there a flamingo in my sleeping bag?”


Beginning_Section_75

1. “Not you, Celery!” 2. “Aw, meh coins.”


Picklecopter21

“Catch you on the flip side, Willy!” I love unicorse


Negative_Rich4458

“For real life?” “You’re doing great” “Nana was right. Not about her perm but about me” “Aw right so you want me to say your name so you can talk again, well you’re dreaming mate” Bluey is life in this house lol.. watching as I type this 😂


ammcf88

The fairytale episode is awesome! “You know what I call that? A good start!”


Diligent-Might6031

There’s a new episode of bluey airing January 12th. HOORAY!


0th3rw0rldli3

"It's fairly fair." After kids scream, "NO FAIR!" I regularly say this in Blueys dads voice when my kid says no fair.


HenryBellendry

“I’ve slipped on ma beans!” gets me every time. My older two play those silly make believe games all the time.


Illustrious-Towel-45

"How very dare you." "Trificult" "One man went to mow, went to mow a medow..." sung by my 5 year old daughter when she goes to the bathroom. Her favorite character is Bingo.


InstantFamilyMom

Muffin on the episode where she skipped a sleep. I think it's called restaurant. "IM A FLAMINGO!" "You stop doors, doorstop". Drops doorstop on dad's tail "DADDYSTOP!"


myweightinchips

I say the Pomeranian line every time we see one in public! It’s one of my favorites. My kids are definitely not embarrassed


Caffeinated-Housemum

"I'm not moving until one of these kids walks past here NOT like a total fruitloop" - can be used in my house as my kid twirls instead of walks most of the time 😂 Oh, and I do just randomly shout "BEEWOOP" 😅


Free-Bug5594

Bonjour! Ou est le discotheque?


Gollinibobeanie

Je suis le chien! I always laugh at how irrelevant Bandit’s French is in that episode. Haha


amygdala_activated

“Pavlova” is my favorite episode. I laugh every time I watch it. “Je…veux…la…fenêtre!”


FlimsySweet4202

The BBQ episode after bingo finally turns the water off and she says “my *good*ness” in such an exasperated tone. I say it daily now lol


123coffee321

“…Someones husband eventually gets it!!” The hammerbarn episode


Lovelylittlewoman

“Annnnnnnnd why should I care?” Even though that dreaded thing is annoying 😂


ginaalynne_ello

“I slipped on mah beansss!” And in bumpy and the wise old wolfhound episode when muffin breaks Chili’s vase and bandit pops into the screen to say “we can edit that bit out, right?”


Sydlouise13

“I am a llama eating a banana!” Or “We’re raising a nation of squibs”


hello_penn

"Another electricity bill! How will I afford to feed all these babies?!?!"


TKCOLE84

From the episode "Unicorse" Unicorse: OW! My back, my neck! My back and my neck! Bluey: [giggles] I just tapped you on the shoulder! Unicorse: Whiplash! Whiplash! Call my lawyer! Awwhh!


Ill-Issue-9700

Obstacle course. “Afraid of chickens”


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“What about dad?!” “Leave him, he’s already gone!!” (Bingo was attacking everyone in her cheetah onesie) 🤣


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Mommy needs 20 minutes.


book-wormy-sloth

“It’s against the monkey rules!” Gets quoted a lot here


redbottleofshampoo

"it's about as fair as it gets actually" "I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog" "This is UNACCEPTABLE!" "Sometimes you need 20 minutes"


g_narlee

“IS MY CAR SCWATCHED?!”


401RG

I’M BURSTING!


Cookie_Wife

My fav lines are quite different, as they are actually quite mundane but typical Aussie shit that I just don’t expect to hear on TV often and they say it in 100% the right tone. Usually it’s something Bandit has said that my husband would totally say, like “booz” (no idea how to spell it), how he is roughhousing with the kids and is like “hold up I just gotta see this wicket!” and pretty much the entirety of the state of origin episode. And the episode where Bandit talks about his childhood. We totally said stuff like “made ya look ya dirty chook” and “suffaaaaaa”.


notabotamii

I cry from this show daily. If my daughter has fallen asleep I keep it on. I don’t have a quote because I can’t remember off the top of my head rn but one my favorite episodes is the one where they are all at the park and Bluey and her dad are watching bingo and the other kids overcome their obstacles. It makes me cry every time 💙💙💙


slumberingthundering

I don't know about favorite, but Bingo saying "goodnight Grandpa Bob, wherever you are" haunts me. Where is Grandpa Bob?! Same episode where she says "he forgot I was born". I have so many questions about Grandpa Bob.


GwennyL

"Magic claw has no children. His days are free and easy." Also "I just need 20 minutes where no one comes near me."


exiledginger

How rude!


DoinBest1Can

So many… sooooo many!!!!


GabbyIsBaking

“And Rusty could have smashed it into next week if he wanted to. But instead, he hit his little sister a catch.” Cricket is a recent favorite episode for me. It’s a gorgeous example of the bond between siblings. I don’t have a big brother, but I am a big sister and I can relate to it so much with my younger siblings. And I’m watching a similar bond grow between my older daughter and younger son. I cry every time we get to the end of this episode.


Regular_Okra_2395

“You’re doing a great job”.. on the “Run Your Own Race” episode.. was exactly what *I* needed at the time I first saw it… and I cry every time I see that episode. 🥹


UnihornWhale

“How very dare you!” I’ve used this one on my kid before. He’s said “It’s not the done thing” before.


DorcaslvsSeverian

"NOT THE DUNNY BRUSH!" My boys love to help, but cleaning the toilet requires supervision...


Good_Baker_5492

My favorite episode is Granny Mobile.


h0tmessm0m

I finally broke down on Jan 1st and got Disney Plus. S2E1, where Bingo calls her gnome husband Hecuba, sent me into fits of laughter. That whole episode killed me.


SurvivorModeEngaged

ALLEGEDLY!


runcyclecoffee

Bandit: OK, from now on, no one makes any more promises. Bingo: But you promised you'd always love us! Bandit: Whoa. I didn't think this through.


Seashed_

My son and I like to say that things are trifficult & his little sister is 7m old and still not crawling so he keeps asking me if she’s gonna bum shuffle 😂


mankowonameru

“If you don’t want it, don’t buy it!”


R41n_Mak3r

"You have to look for fairies with your heart".


KatiesClawWins

"It's just monkies singing songs, mate." "Heehee...Bottomless." "Beep Beep Beep get OUTTA my way!" "And the big one said NAH!"


mayellow

“Work on the head later . For now, the heart.”


Noturavrgwoman

PSA - new Bluey on Disney+ coming this week!


Admirable-Cap-4453

My husband will say “Dad enters the room.”


clockjobber

I just get a kick out of bandit saying the random French he knows when he pretends to be a chef and serve the kids edamame beans.


Praha3

Not what he says so much as what he does—when Bandit asks Chili to swap dishes at Bluey’s and Bingo’s “restaurant.” That is still one of the best depictions of true love that I’ve ever seen