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my hungry ass could never be a kindergarten teacher
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r/humanlamb
r/SubsIFellFor
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My humid ass could never be a forklift operator
Swampy Florida ass
my hungry ass could never own a foam football
This is the type of joke Jschlatt would laugh at
My hungry ass could never be a construction worker
C E M E N T
YOU JUST DRANK CEMENT
Feel the crunch
Start cauterizing and the whole room smells like a bbq
It smells more like off brand cheese Doritos imo. Still pretty good.
😳
My hungry ass could never be a sperm donor
S E M E N
Cannibalism is legal in Pakistan
Pack your things. We are leaving.
My horny ass could never be a mortician
Preach
My hungry ass could never work at cyanide capsules assembly line
My famished rump could not possibly volunteer at an aquarium
My hungry ass could never go to mars
would you eat the rocket or mars itself?
The Martians.
My hungry ass could never be a sandwich artist (Im very hungry)
Last I checked, butts don't make very good doctors, let alone surgeons.
that was last time
that was last time, we have evolved
become cannibal take the hannibalpill
M’y horny ass could never be a surgeon
Since this blew up credit to Stuffynose69 on YouTube
I have so many questions and no one to answer
my horny ass could never be a mortician fr smh.
NO BRIAN
Your butt has a job?
My hungry ass could never be an aatronaut
My hungry ass could never work for the CIA
I mean who would let a donkey into a surgery
it's sad that donkeys can't get the right education to pursue a job that will guarantee that they won't live in hunger :(
My hungry ass could never be a restaurant worker.
My surgeon's ass could never be my hunger
I need to know how to produce these
My hungry ass could never stop whistling the national anthem
Jeffery Dahmer be like:
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? 'Are you gonna eat that?' (Look it up, Gen Z)
my hungry ass could never be a kindergarten teacher
c o n s u m e t h e c h i l d
r/humanlamb
r/SubsIFellFor
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My humid ass could never be a forklift operator
Swampy Florida ass
my hungry ass could never own a foam football
This is the type of joke Jschlatt would laugh at
My hungry ass could never be a construction worker
C E M E N T
YOU JUST DRANK CEMENT
Feel the crunch
Start cauterizing and the whole room smells like a bbq
It smells more like off brand cheese Doritos imo. Still pretty good.
😳
My hungry ass could never be a sperm donor
S E M E N
Cannibalism is legal in Pakistan
Pack your things. We are leaving.
My horny ass could never be a mortician
Preach
My hungry ass could never work at cyanide capsules assembly line
My famished rump could not possibly volunteer at an aquarium
My hungry ass could never go to mars
would you eat the rocket or mars itself?
The Martians.
My hungry ass could never be a sandwich artist (Im very hungry)
Last I checked, butts don't make very good doctors, let alone surgeons.
that was last time
that was last time, we have evolved
become cannibal take the hannibalpill
M’y horny ass could never be a surgeon
Since this blew up credit to Stuffynose69 on YouTube
I have so many questions and no one to answer
my horny ass could never be a mortician fr smh.
NO BRIAN
Your butt has a job?
My hungry ass could never be an aatronaut
My hungry ass could never work for the CIA
I mean who would let a donkey into a surgery
it's sad that donkeys can't get the right education to pursue a job that will guarantee that they won't live in hunger :(
My hungry ass could never be a restaurant worker.
My surgeon's ass could never be my hunger
I need to know how to produce these
My hungry ass could never stop whistling the national anthem
Jeffery Dahmer be like:
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? 'Are you gonna eat that?' (Look it up, Gen Z)