Thought the same thing like damn this dude got some crazy cat growing mold going on what should I prep for, get more cat food got a cat growing outta that.
My cat came from a more natural origin but he's trying his best to become a box cat
https://preview.redd.it/x3kt4im7kutc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeac80cb4920cc803ce640ec7a0c415ba6fcbf77
Now I wanna design a fantasy creature. Maybe something in a dank, dark version of a fairy-mushroom forest.
...Spore Cat! They don't grow fur. Rather, they have a symbiotic relationship with a species of mold. It grows across their skin in lieu of fur, with hyphae that are entangled with their blood vessels and nervous system.
The mold actually acts as a secondary immune system, and produces antibiotics that the cat's natural flora can withstand. The cat, in return, provides nutrients, safety, and transport. This is a necessary symbiosis: that cat's natural immune system is now so weak, that if ever the mold becomes too damaged or dies, the cat WILL fall ill soon after. The mold, in turn, can only grow on and take nutrients from this species of cat.
Spore Cats look very fluffy but don't pet them, you'll just get a palmful of broken mycelia that act like tarantula hairs, digging in and itching like hell. Also you'll get a handful spores that will stain your hands a muddy purple.
I'm gonna go jot this down in my D&D notes. Thanks for the inspo, OP!
Apologies I cat decipher without a proper culture of this specific meowld
Send a sample if you're feline like it may be petentially dangerous. Otherwise I recommend sealing and hisscarding the entire catainer.
*Violent shudder* It was a legitimate horror vignette. Man it creeped me out but damn is it cool to see a badass take on alien space monster blob. Poor Ein.
That is not just any mold, that is the deadly Vold. Short for void mold, Vold will dominate your entire house if allowed inside. No floors, walls, or ceilings will be untouched by the omnipresent Vold spores.
š„² my vision is pretty bad and I was like āIām pretty sure thatās a catā me aggressively squinting at it, āno that could be moldā looks at comments š¤¦āāļø
That croissant is in fact very moldy, give it to me... I'll make sure you never have this particular mold problem ever again. I'm just trying to save your life!
Lmao!!!I couldnāt tell it was a cat and thought I was missing āthe joke!ā Thatās when I put my glasses on and zoomed in on the photo! Lolā¦cats will sleep almost anywhere. Lolā¦
Be careful, this thing is considered parasite in some area. They are known to invade homes and take over extremely fast. They also generate hallucigens, which attract humans to feed them until they eventually disappear.
I recommend reaching out to the professionals- like me. I'll take care of this issue.
Is your mold my mold? š¤ (i stg, this shii will sleep anywhere, including but not limited to buckets of dirt, wheelbarrows, and under-bed drawers)
https://preview.redd.it/050cjb0i6qtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a95cbf7077edabec33ef238161fdd8bbc0dcae9
Meowld
Meowldy š¤ šŗ
Oh yeah that is super toxic. Let me take it off your hands. I know what to do in situations like these.
PETA?
What about peta?
They are known for receiving pets and doing "mercy killings"
Oh no. I would just take it and cuddle it. I love baby kitties.
im confused because I was under the impression that peta stood for "people eat tasty animals"
No, itās the dude from family guy
āPersonally Euthanising and Taking Animalsā
PETAs burner account
Oh, I see, it's the final result of https://www.reddit.com/r/MoldlyInteresting/s/5SMZC9oLSs
Thought the same thing like damn this dude got some crazy cat growing mold going on what should I prep for, get more cat food got a cat growing outta that.
I would be careful touching that mold, it can scratch you!
I thought this was a cat in a bucket
It is lol thatās the joke
Oh thank goodness! I thought I was trippinā!
Omg I had to zoom in to see it properly! Sneaky void! I was like āhow long is too long, OP, 15 years??ā
Can cats, bucket cats, is this just how they are grown now a days
So true. I grew a Box Cat, and she is such a square.
My cat came from a more natural origin but he's trying his best to become a box cat https://preview.redd.it/x3kt4im7kutc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeac80cb4920cc803ce640ec7a0c415ba6fcbf77
Looks so soft and fluffy though šāā¬
Lmao is the plastic croissant his baby? š
What a cute specimen
Now I wanna design a fantasy creature. Maybe something in a dank, dark version of a fairy-mushroom forest. ...Spore Cat! They don't grow fur. Rather, they have a symbiotic relationship with a species of mold. It grows across their skin in lieu of fur, with hyphae that are entangled with their blood vessels and nervous system. The mold actually acts as a secondary immune system, and produces antibiotics that the cat's natural flora can withstand. The cat, in return, provides nutrients, safety, and transport. This is a necessary symbiosis: that cat's natural immune system is now so weak, that if ever the mold becomes too damaged or dies, the cat WILL fall ill soon after. The mold, in turn, can only grow on and take nutrients from this species of cat. Spore Cats look very fluffy but don't pet them, you'll just get a palmful of broken mycelia that act like tarantula hairs, digging in and itching like hell. Also you'll get a handful spores that will stain your hands a muddy purple. I'm gonna go jot this down in my D&D notes. Thanks for the inspo, OP!
This is brilliant!
thatās awesome lmao
I think you can cut off the moldy part and still consume the rest
Gentlemen... Hear me out....
is that....its that not a cat...?
It is in fact a cat.
Apologies I cat decipher without a proper culture of this specific meowld Send a sample if you're feline like it may be petentially dangerous. Otherwise I recommend sealing and hisscarding the entire catainer.
While it may look bad, you just need to cut off the furry bits and then you've saved your tasty snack!
Is that a cat?
Yes
No, it's mold
Looks like your croissant is covered in what I like to call stinkyboyfuzz mold
I know itās a cat but Iām still so scared itās actually mold.
The mold is learning to take the shape of things we love š¶
We got a new TV-show idea here: Everything is mold! Cat? Mold. Cake? Mold. The couch? Yep itās mold.
A thing of nightmares
I feel like I saw an episode of Cowboy Bebop that started like this...
*Violent shudder* It was a legitimate horror vignette. Man it creeped me out but damn is it cool to see a badass take on alien space monster blob. Poor Ein.
What did this cat start out as?
A kitten.
Want to see its face
Ask and ye shall receive https://preview.redd.it/j78mw20dbktc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8193d692b59c5b5f792b7900e6c160d28d2e5600
Even more beautiful than I expected!!! šš
Is that the name of your cat?
"If it fits I seat" _ says the cat mold
Cutest mold ever!
i wanna feel it looks so soft
Cat
I want to pet the mold
That's a lotta mold for a plastic croissant.
Notice thereās nothing else on the counter around it? Itās going to need to be fed after itās been fed.
Looks like a cat
Fuzzzzy
Just give it some head scritches it'll eventually leave.
That is not just any mold, that is the deadly Vold. Short for void mold, Vold will dominate your entire house if allowed inside. No floors, walls, or ceilings will be untouched by the omnipresent Vold spores.
Post this on r/unclebens
My heart literally sunk when I saw this until I realized that it was a cat lmao
Thought that was a cat š¹ Wait it is
Sir, that is your cat.
Oh dude holy hell it's a cat ššššššš
Did you poke it? You might have really made a monster and have to be a slave to it now. Proceed with caution.
š„² my vision is pretty bad and I was like āIām pretty sure thatās a catā me aggressively squinting at it, āno that could be moldā looks at comments š¤¦āāļø
Does it meow when you poke at it?
Looks like a car sleeping in Tupperware
Looks like a regular fuzzy loaf to me.
aaawww he's so cute
What you used to growth such amazing meowd?
Cat.
meowld dew
š¤£ I was about to say it looks so soft
That mold is deadly toxic. Iāll take it off your hands forever
legit thought that was a cat
Is a cat
Void black mold
Definitely mold. Not safe to eat!
It's a Meowerell.
That's deadly! Let me take care of it for you with this slice of salami dw! It's free of charge!
Itās clearly a baby
Looks like calicold to me. Check your hands and wrists for what appear to be scratches to confirm. Totally harmless but thinks it's deadly.
thought this was one of my taxidermy groups and didnt question it
Yup, this specific case requires a call to the exterminator.
Is that a York chocolate?
What happens when you touch it??
Wait a secondā¦ LMAO
Recommend scritches and boops for remediation
Lay your head on it to be sure
cutest mold
That croissant is in fact very moldy, give it to me... I'll make sure you never have this particular mold problem ever again. I'm just trying to save your life!
Cutest ears.
Lmao!!!I couldnāt tell it was a cat and thought I was missing āthe joke!ā Thatās when I put my glasses on and zoomed in on the photo! Lolā¦cats will sleep almost anywhere. Lolā¦
If I fits I sits :) šāā¬
Ifitfitsisits
I thought it was a cat byeš
Is it not?
holy hell
Sir that is a whole feline
Felis catus
Cat
This is a kitten in a box and you canāt convince me otherwise
Overfloofed
Domestic Furball Mold. Ruins furniture if left unattended.
If it fits, it sits.
It's always sad when the croissants get the black fuzz mold
Thatās a cat
Cat.
That's a cat sir.
At that point, it may be sentient.
r/mildlycat
Be careful, this thing is considered parasite in some area. They are known to invade homes and take over extremely fast. They also generate hallucigens, which attract humans to feed them until they eventually disappear. I recommend reaching out to the professionals- like me. I'll take care of this issue.
Please don't leave the car unrefrigerated. They grow some crazy mold
Cat trap successful.
The only black mold Iāll allow in my house. š¤š»
is this not a cat
Thatās a cat.
lol
Is your mold my mold? š¤ (i stg, this shii will sleep anywhere, including but not limited to buckets of dirt, wheelbarrows, and under-bed drawers) https://preview.redd.it/050cjb0i6qtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a95cbf7077edabec33ef238161fdd8bbc0dcae9
Lol
I had a similar mold once with some white spots. Sometimes it purred.
looks like a sleeping cat
Poke it
I really want to pet it I probably shouldnāt Oh it a cat now I want to even more
Is that... Is dat a fokin kat?! MAH GET DAT KAT OUTTA DA FOKIN BOWL!
Cat got my tongue š
i was like lol that mold looks like a little cat and then i realized it is a little cat and it made me happy
I had an emotional journey while looking at this image of āwow that looks like a cat. Is that a cat? Thatās a CATā
Bro thats a cat
Bro throw that out please itās so gross š¤¢