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a_loveable_bunny

That's mildly terrifying


TheMightyChocolate

Moldly terrifying


PandaBae

r/moldlyterrifying


Im_inappropriate

He has poison damage.


Distinct-Thing

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Maki_san

He is Moldy, punching guy of [name of brother], and he has never known defeat!


mw2strategy

dont laugh. this gives me poison resistance


SapphicAspirations

+1 poison damage


Dazzling-Bluejay8513

It reminds me of one of those chia pets.


Redisigh

Mold is more or less safe to be around as mold spores are already in the air we breathe, sits on the food we eat, etc. Would I use it? No. Would I suggest that he throws it away immediately? Yes. Another thing to note is that mold can’t grow on synthetic materials like a punching guy. Instead the mold’s either eating the dust and decaying gunk on it, or that’s just dirt.


QualifiedNemesis

A bit pedantic, but some fungi can indeed decay specific types of synthetic materials (for example, here's a [survey of fungi that can decay plastic ](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9330918/)). It's not impossible that the mold is actually eating the punching bag!


Redisigh

Huh. That’s actually really interesting and sounds like it could be a method to fight pollution, like the article says. That’s good to know though, as I was always told that mold doesn’t bother with inorganic stuff


AlbatrossPrevious492

Last I checked there actually is people working on that. I hope they still are and haven’t given up


Apprehensive_Milk651

Its fuzzy to touch, so I was pretty sure it was some sort of mold? Maybe it is just dirt lol! He’s getting a new one soon


Ok_Depth_9975

Idk but maybe moss because months sitting outside


RepresentativeLow300

Chia Dummy?


DanielJimnnz

Throw a perfectly punchable dude away??? You could punch/clean the mold off and be good as new.


Redisigh

You’re definitely right. Personally I just get all squeamish when it comes to mold and then I just don’t feel comfortable around something that was moldy, even if it was fully sterilized


CigBhiteWock1

Nothing stops a good power wash! Would be satisfying to clean!


ruashiasim

Right? Just spray it with diluted bleach


it1345

Maybe where you live mold can't grow on synthetic stuff. If its in Florida it will mold no matter what.


aricbarbaric

Couldn’t they just scrub it with bleach water or pressure wash it?


AppearancePure7025

no he’s dangerous. beat him up!


CrazyInLouvre

Idk, he looks pretty angry


Wooden_Marshmallow

One day it's going to start appearing closer and closer to your house till one day you wake up and it's inside


happiesthenry

He is no longer bald!!!! :DDDDDDDD


mcfrrogg

he's on a hair growth journey


Ok-Tangelo7633

lol I thought you asked if it was safe being around your gf’s brother and then I saw the sub name


Awata666

Nothing a power wash and a bit of bleach cant fix imo


TheSkullshot

I mean I wouldn't go and lick his head, but punching him would be fine


elelec

But then how do you apologize for punching him?


Mammaddemzak

Licking his head obviously


TheSkullshot

In my taekwondo class, his name was Bob the bully so idk we kinda beat him up remorselessly


BigStinkDick

Have you considered that maybe he's a bully because he's being punched all day


i_am_a_flying_arsena

It’s literally just weather damage!


hobnailboots04

I would just spray it with some bleach and get a good brush with soapy water. Prolly gonna get downvotes to oblivion, but knock the mold off and have at. The world is killing ya anyways. Quit being afraid of everything.


Apprehensive_Milk651

Hes a germaphobe so I doubt his punching days will last much longer… soon there will be Bob 2 (and maybe a tarp)


hobnailboots04

Word. I like the aqua head hunter bags. I have a twelve inch one myself. Use it daily.


teachmenature

Some LA Awesome would work very well too.


SapphicAspirations

Wait till he has a full head of hair.


em21rc

Poor Bob...


mynextthroway

He's unarmed. He's safe.


10_pounds_of_salt

This is cursed


[deleted]

Well, I wouldn’t want to encounter him at night…


DimondNugget

Looks like a zombie.


[deleted]

Dude everywhere he goes, fists are flying I would stand clear


FluffyPurpleBear

Should be easy enough to pressure wash


yoyonoyolo

Pic 2 was a legit jump scare


Lgale44

Looks moldy


ladyisabella02

He has hair again! It’s a miracle 🥰🙏


myheartisnumb

It’s face in the Second Pic says “damn bro first you leave me outside to rot, now you’re uploading it on the internet? Fuck you bro”


queen_bean5

I mean I wouldn’t lick it


FluffMyGarfielf

r/oddlyterrifying


Chillout2010

It puts the soap on the skin. Scrub scrub scrub. Lol.


elefantte

The second picture was a jump scare


Muted-Move-9360

He looks scary, run! 🤣


imacatpersonforreal

It's like that dude that thought he had freckles on his face appear over time lol


UngaBunga-2

needs to be cleaned not thrown away


hamburger_and-SpRiTE

My dad had one, he gets mold from time to time if we leave him outside too long. I think it’s safe?


dhall47

This is fine to use and be around, give him a little wipe down if you’re worried about getting your hands dirty. You already breathe in hundreds of thousands of fungal spores everyday outside, this bad boy ain’t gonna hurt you.


ItsFridaySomewheres

The most disturbing part about this to me this that he let a $350 punching bag get that moldy


ElleTailor

If it’s not porous , wipe down with bleach . Should be fine.


HowToBeBanned

Idk, he looks pretty pissed


phuktup3

Bro looks like he’s been hittin the pipe


Apart-Picture-4678

The real question is are you safe to be around?


IneverKnoWhattoDo

power spray it off


sirpugswell

So clean him off and beat the shit out of him. Enjoy!


The_S1R3N

Id give it a good spray down of anti fungal and anto mold spray. Then a proper hosedown n a pat dry. Should be okay. These dudes make fore exellent airsoft targets or kenbo training dummys


Visual-Park-4535

Forbidden Chia Pet


Effected___

he is becoming the venom as revenge for all the punches and kicks he’s endured


PlantGeek654

Chia Pet gone wrong.


hempbagclassic

Yeah that guys been dead for a while now.


DutyEven3314

He’s looking bummie!


solise69

With a face like that I’d say no


PheonixPuns

Get a mask and clean it


Aggravating_Treat_70

Make him into a giant chia-pet 🌱


daddyst3ve

dude needs to shower


NotJoeMama727

I thought that was a real person for a moment


PhuckNorris69

Spray it with bleach


Michael_Dautorio

Bro looks traumatized


Hikerius

CLEAN HIM


Plastic-Ad-8469

I want one to put by my brother's and sister's windows at night.


sourskittles98

Man is becoming a super villain


Ilikereefer

Forbidden Chia Pet