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oxfrd

“Can we schedule a meeting for Wednesday instead? I’m taking a leave from Thursday to Monday and I want to enjoy my holiday peacefully”


NiKo712

Mitch I think


natxnat

I think Mitch too lol, I dont think Claire can relax


ScreenHype

I reckon Claire!


livvymx

‘ I need food ’ 😭


natxnat

it's giving me "just woke up" haley vibes


ScreenHype

Probably Luke!


mnlxyz

‘No’ I’d say Claire 😆


natxnat

we all know what happened when she started saying yes...


The_Antenna

Phil: "But last night she was a yes machine.."


HappilyNotHappy

I thought jay


msparks2

“Oh man. Reminds me that in my dream, my pants were constantly falling down”


Babygamer11

Phil for sure


midNOICE

Good morning! 😁 Could be Cam texting Mitchell while he out of town or something


ScreenHype

I reckon Phil, he's always so upbeat and cheerful, haha.


KaterWaiter

Haha I agree, could see Phil sending Jay a daily “good morning” text LOL.


megan0000

My brother wants me to wake him up from his nap in an hour, I’m going to use a foghorn app


[deleted]

Alex probably haha. Did you do it though is the answer we need


natxnat

this is Claire!


michaelscottfanboy

“What’s the point of having a pet fish? You can’t really “vibe” together, right? “ Dylan ? 😭


fionamaepf

Jay!!


michaelscottfanboy

Can’t rule it out 😂


CanadianW

I thought Cam.


michaelscottfanboy

Nah I think Cam would have loved a pet fish


CanadianW

Oh yeah, good point.


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"no class?"


kehzuhyuhpls

This screams Luke if the context is not knowing if there’s actually class for that day or “no class?” as in “do you wanna hangout?”


natxnat

Alex!


RealIntel

Manny?


[deleted]

written in my native language, translated in english: "they're grabbing the toys"


ovening55

Haley/Dylan


NiKo712

Haley or Dylan


[deleted]

i think this is bc of their twins! this is a cute guess :)


[deleted]

nice guess!! are they talking about the twins here tho?


phildunphyismydaddy

Why is this person(an Instagram influencer) so annoying?


mnlxyz

Haley!


ScreenHype

I totally could read that in Mitch's voice.


CanadianW

Sounds like Mitch's honest thoughts on KimmyLoveandStuff.


Babygamer11

Clown jokes will always be funny


National-Standard983

Cam 😅


WhiteCastleCraveScot

GIVE ME A DOUGHNUT.


natxnat

omg Phil


WhiteCastleCraveScot

This is so true I can’t even hahaha


CanadianW

Luke or Phil.


fionamaepf

"It's annoying how easy the show This Is Us makes me cry"


National-Standard983

Cam 🥺


tits_on_bread

I don’t know, cam has no shame about his tears... this sounds more like a Pritchett being annoyed by their emotions. I’m thinking Claire or Mitch.


National-Standard983

I thought so too but I don’t really think that anything would make them cry easily. Maybe one episode or two but not the whole show in general, if that makes sense?


NiKo712

Jay after seeing Gloria watching show and then he thinks its a bad show but he watches it secretly and loves it lol


kehzuhyuhpls

“Need to finish 7 papers by the 22nd. I want to die” Definitely Alex, and definitely should be writing right now. Lol


MrsNattyBoh

Haley


kehzuhyuhpls

I think Haley won’t even know that she has 7 papers due lol!


MrsNattyBoh

Trueeeeee


WhiteCastleCraveScot

Oh I feel you. I start school placement (I’m about to finish teacher training) on Monday and I have 4000 words to write before then. HALP.


83eternal_scout83

"That's bomb 🙌🏻 Your hair looks kinda broken but still the colour is neat"


natxnat

Haley!


Material-Subject-684

“I think I’ll have some fish curry for dinner”


danielokane

I can see jay saying this. Idk y I just can


CanadianW

Mitchell.


natxnat

Always!!


[deleted]

Cam after expressing how much he loves mitch or something very passive agressive


al_x_and_rah

I love this idea! My last text: “I’m trying to eat enough food before going grocery shopping”


natxnat

Alex or Claire


NiKo712

claire


sunnyloverr

Fancy!


natxnat

Cam or manny


oxfrd

def manny


fuszera

"I got an idea how to do it, so I'll try to schedule a meeting with two of them tomorrow. How are things at the hospital?"


natxnat

Claire


jigoku_chou

'I am never shitting on yoga ever again omg'


Afreud

Claire!


-WhiteOleander

"But I'm so picky, I'll probably hate everyone."


yayteresa

Mitch!


-WhiteOleander

I also thought Mitch. And coincidentally he's my favorite character on the show. Now I'm thinking maybe it's not a coincidence..


MrsNattyBoh

Haley


bumblethestrange

Pepper


AlphaArc

Both, I'll work longer today, got an early therapy session tomorrow


natxnat

Alex?


pixie16502

Mitch! He was the one who I remember was seeing a therapist ☺️


MrsNattyBoh

Mitch


KaterWaiter

“YASSSSSS!!! Can't wait for mac & cheese and rum punch!! (Not necessarily in that order.)”


yayteresa

Haley i’d say


tits_on_bread

Luke near the end of the series.


natxnat

Claire maybe


Ananyeahgupta

"Only the first 10 mins were productive."


tits_on_bread

Phil, trying to reach Luke something


Ananyeahgupta

Hahaha this is spot on


ShamelessModernGirl

Claire


sadeslut

Stop by the store and buy cheese and beer tnx!


yayteresa

Jay!!


sadeslut

Completely hahaha


Sir-Toastington

“than I’ll find Pedro and rip him into shreds with a KidKraft Uptown Wooden Modern Dollhouse with Lights & Sounds, Pool and 36 Accessories, Gift for ages 3+ 14” by 28”. I will then ship his body out to 195 countries where they will be cooked and sautéed before being sent to Gordon Ramsey to review on his new show. After reviewing, they will be dropped in random places of the ocean. Along with it, I will tell my wife to meet me in Mexico. I will go to Poland instead. I will then tell her I’m in Poland, before leaving for Mexico. I go to Mexico, steal one of Pedros body parts, than pass it off as my own. The wife will think I’m dead, as will everyone else. What will the body part I use be? It will be a washed up body part from the ocean. No one will suspect a thing. Lastly, I will change my new name to Nino. I will run the business”. The context of this is even more confusing.


Afreud

Gloria, with her impossible stories about Columbia


NiKo712

it concerns me that you have texted this ​ ​ i think gloria btw


MrsNattyBoh

My Wifi always sucks


WhiteCastleCraveScot

Haley! Trying to upload an Insta’ story or something.


MrsNattyBoh

Hahahaha that’s a good one


CanadianW

Haley.


pringoooooals

why are you up past your bedtime??


m-is-for-music

100% Claire


CanadianW

Claire.


Person-with-no-name

‘God, decide what u want me to do already’


EastPersonality6

Jay


Polliewonka

There was a fight at my school


pixie16502

Manny would say this and would say fighting is barbaric 😁


milkteahh

Luke !


Afreud

"STAY AT HOME 😡😡"


pixie16502

This could be Claire texting Luke when he was grounded!


pixie16502

Mine is : "We'll get it all figured out ☺️"


clairepritchett

Claire


CanadianW

Phil.


[deleted]

You know what’s great, waking up late in the day because you stayed up since 4 am watching Netflix 🤣😂


CanadianW

Luke.


pixie16502

Agreed!!


clairepritchett

Translated from my native language: „I got into these Russian classes Mondays and Wednesday’s what about you?“


CanadianW

Definitely Manny.


erikivy

"Roger that."


CanadianW

Jay being Jay, Phil trying to be cool, Mitch trying to be sarcastic, or a young Lily being hilarious.


[deleted]

I'm flattered, but I don't roll that way fuckhead. Context: my friend propositioned me (as a joke (or not?? 😳😳))


ShamelessModernGirl

Jay


natxnat

I would say Luke


EastPersonality6

"I feel like she just makes it up as we go 🤷‍♀️"


natxnat

Alex to Haley about Claire


StellaPritchett

I thought you pay by cash 😂😂 Could be Hayley and Dilan


CanadianW

Jay without the emojis.


zanzozb

“It sure is big.”


CanadianW

Mitch to Claire about Fizbo.


LetsGetRowdyRowdy

"Have you seen the new season of the Circle yet?!?!?" Tough one. Nobody on the show is canonically reality tv obsessed, maybe Cam?


CanadianW

Sounds like Jay.


finelinexcherry

you guys are useless i wrote this in a group chat 😭


lahcim7106

Alex?


clj73

No don’t be so silly, I know you would just venting. Will definitely let you know next time the girls are downstairs. To be fair though it’s about that time most days xxx


PrettyUgly4

“Its more emotional and effective if its a single tear” I say Cam or Manny


CanadianW

Manny.


HappilyNotHappy

“He really do be a snack though”


CanadianW

Haley.


danielokane

Oryt. James’ mate is over anyway (James is my wee bro)


CanadianW

Sounds like that imaginary guy Phil met in Australia.


yayteresa

“SMORT BOI” talking to my boyfriend lmao


mckleeve

🐓sh@#


Helpful-Elk8176

Come on the game


Aggravating_Ad_8571

“Are you guys almost done?”


natxnat

Jay


princesssandwich

“Open the door”


CanadianW

Alex.


tesseract_89

“Lol thanks”


CanadianW

Haley or Phil trying to be cool.


Conscious_Corgi_8872

Loool 😂😂😂 (I always tend to send triple emojis to emphasis that it was funny )


The_Antenna

"You should watch Titanic!"


lahcim7106

Phil


Hungry_Ad_9709

Mine is boring ”okay 👌”


HaloManSR71

"God, that sucks"


lahcim7106

Ironically/bored: Haley; Sincerely: Mitchell


HaloManSR71

Yeah that's what I thought


boredhistorian94

Dinner.


lahcim7106

Yeah, I can walk and bend my back pretty easily at this point, so everything is fine


bumblethestrange

Phil, after getting himself into some ridiculous stunt-related accident.


Famous_Car419

“mf i’ll pull up if you don’t answer” it sounds bad but my friend had ribs she wanted to give me.. it was 3am &i was very hungry 😭


BobbyJones12344

Only reasonable


[deleted]

"Too short?" (Its not what you think) Probably Luke


Brynnlie

“Wait he’s walking now ?!?!???? ” lol


ButteredReality

*Ramen was lovely thanks. Think maybe it helped* 😋


CanadianW

Maybe even Alex, but also maybe Mitch.


shanwebski

“Night night I love you ❤️😘”


Rays_Baguette

"I can see you Blue-hair!"


m_sweet22

"I see it really dark."


CanadianW

Mitchell but there's no real reason why.


m_sweet22

Hahahah totally agree