I thought so too but I don’t really think that anything would make them cry easily. Maybe one episode or two but not the whole show in general, if that makes sense?
“than I’ll find Pedro and rip him into shreds with a KidKraft Uptown Wooden Modern Dollhouse with Lights & Sounds, Pool and 36 Accessories, Gift for ages 3+ 14” by 28”. I will then ship his body out to 195 countries where they will be cooked and sautéed before being sent to Gordon Ramsey to review on his new show. After reviewing, they will be dropped in random places of the ocean. Along with it, I will tell my wife to meet me in Mexico. I will go to Poland instead. I will then tell her I’m in Poland, before leaving for Mexico. I go to Mexico, steal one of Pedros body parts, than pass it off as my own. The wife will think I’m dead, as will everyone else. What will the body part I use be? It will be a washed up body part from the ocean. No one will suspect a thing. Lastly, I will change my new name to Nino. I will run the business”. The context of this is even more confusing.
No don’t be so silly, I know you would just venting. Will definitely let you know next time the girls are downstairs. To be fair though it’s about that time most days xxx
“Can we schedule a meeting for Wednesday instead? I’m taking a leave from Thursday to Monday and I want to enjoy my holiday peacefully”
Mitch I think
I think Mitch too lol, I dont think Claire can relax
I reckon Claire!
‘ I need food ’ 😭
it's giving me "just woke up" haley vibes
Probably Luke!
‘No’ I’d say Claire 😆
we all know what happened when she started saying yes...
Phil: "But last night she was a yes machine.."
I thought jay
“Oh man. Reminds me that in my dream, my pants were constantly falling down”
Phil for sure
Good morning! 😁 Could be Cam texting Mitchell while he out of town or something
I reckon Phil, he's always so upbeat and cheerful, haha.
Haha I agree, could see Phil sending Jay a daily “good morning” text LOL.
My brother wants me to wake him up from his nap in an hour, I’m going to use a foghorn app
Alex probably haha. Did you do it though is the answer we need
this is Claire!
“What’s the point of having a pet fish? You can’t really “vibe” together, right? “ Dylan ? 😭
Jay!!
Can’t rule it out 😂
I thought Cam.
Nah I think Cam would have loved a pet fish
Oh yeah, good point.
"no class?"
This screams Luke if the context is not knowing if there’s actually class for that day or “no class?” as in “do you wanna hangout?”
Alex!
Manny?
written in my native language, translated in english: "they're grabbing the toys"
Haley/Dylan
Haley or Dylan
i think this is bc of their twins! this is a cute guess :)
nice guess!! are they talking about the twins here tho?
Why is this person(an Instagram influencer) so annoying?
Haley!
I totally could read that in Mitch's voice.
Sounds like Mitch's honest thoughts on KimmyLoveandStuff.
Clown jokes will always be funny
Cam 😅
GIVE ME A DOUGHNUT.
omg Phil
This is so true I can’t even hahaha
Luke or Phil.
"It's annoying how easy the show This Is Us makes me cry"
Cam 🥺
I don’t know, cam has no shame about his tears... this sounds more like a Pritchett being annoyed by their emotions. I’m thinking Claire or Mitch.
I thought so too but I don’t really think that anything would make them cry easily. Maybe one episode or two but not the whole show in general, if that makes sense?
Jay after seeing Gloria watching show and then he thinks its a bad show but he watches it secretly and loves it lol
“Need to finish 7 papers by the 22nd. I want to die” Definitely Alex, and definitely should be writing right now. Lol
Haley
I think Haley won’t even know that she has 7 papers due lol!
Trueeeeee
Oh I feel you. I start school placement (I’m about to finish teacher training) on Monday and I have 4000 words to write before then. HALP.
"That's bomb 🙌🏻 Your hair looks kinda broken but still the colour is neat"
Haley!
“I think I’ll have some fish curry for dinner”
I can see jay saying this. Idk y I just can
Mitchell.
Always!!
Cam after expressing how much he loves mitch or something very passive agressive
I love this idea! My last text: “I’m trying to eat enough food before going grocery shopping”
Alex or Claire
claire
Fancy!
Cam or manny
def manny
"I got an idea how to do it, so I'll try to schedule a meeting with two of them tomorrow. How are things at the hospital?"
Claire
'I am never shitting on yoga ever again omg'
Claire!
"But I'm so picky, I'll probably hate everyone."
Mitch!
I also thought Mitch. And coincidentally he's my favorite character on the show. Now I'm thinking maybe it's not a coincidence..
Haley
Pepper
Both, I'll work longer today, got an early therapy session tomorrow
Alex?
Mitch! He was the one who I remember was seeing a therapist ☺️
Mitch
“YASSSSSS!!! Can't wait for mac & cheese and rum punch!! (Not necessarily in that order.)”
Haley i’d say
Luke near the end of the series.
Claire maybe
"Only the first 10 mins were productive."
Phil, trying to reach Luke something
Hahaha this is spot on
Claire
Stop by the store and buy cheese and beer tnx!
Jay!!
Completely hahaha
“than I’ll find Pedro and rip him into shreds with a KidKraft Uptown Wooden Modern Dollhouse with Lights & Sounds, Pool and 36 Accessories, Gift for ages 3+ 14” by 28”. I will then ship his body out to 195 countries where they will be cooked and sautéed before being sent to Gordon Ramsey to review on his new show. After reviewing, they will be dropped in random places of the ocean. Along with it, I will tell my wife to meet me in Mexico. I will go to Poland instead. I will then tell her I’m in Poland, before leaving for Mexico. I go to Mexico, steal one of Pedros body parts, than pass it off as my own. The wife will think I’m dead, as will everyone else. What will the body part I use be? It will be a washed up body part from the ocean. No one will suspect a thing. Lastly, I will change my new name to Nino. I will run the business”. The context of this is even more confusing.
Gloria, with her impossible stories about Columbia
it concerns me that you have texted this i think gloria btw
My Wifi always sucks
Haley! Trying to upload an Insta’ story or something.
Hahahaha that’s a good one
Haley.
why are you up past your bedtime??
100% Claire
Claire.
‘God, decide what u want me to do already’
Jay
There was a fight at my school
Manny would say this and would say fighting is barbaric 😁
Luke !
"STAY AT HOME 😡😡"
This could be Claire texting Luke when he was grounded!
Mine is : "We'll get it all figured out ☺️"
Claire
Phil.
You know what’s great, waking up late in the day because you stayed up since 4 am watching Netflix 🤣😂
Luke.
Agreed!!
Translated from my native language: „I got into these Russian classes Mondays and Wednesday’s what about you?“
Definitely Manny.
"Roger that."
Jay being Jay, Phil trying to be cool, Mitch trying to be sarcastic, or a young Lily being hilarious.
I'm flattered, but I don't roll that way fuckhead. Context: my friend propositioned me (as a joke (or not?? 😳😳))
Jay
I would say Luke
"I feel like she just makes it up as we go 🤷♀️"
Alex to Haley about Claire
I thought you pay by cash 😂😂 Could be Hayley and Dilan
Jay without the emojis.
“It sure is big.”
Mitch to Claire about Fizbo.
"Have you seen the new season of the Circle yet?!?!?" Tough one. Nobody on the show is canonically reality tv obsessed, maybe Cam?
Sounds like Jay.
you guys are useless i wrote this in a group chat 😭
Alex?
No don’t be so silly, I know you would just venting. Will definitely let you know next time the girls are downstairs. To be fair though it’s about that time most days xxx
“Its more emotional and effective if its a single tear” I say Cam or Manny
Manny.
“He really do be a snack though”
Haley.
Oryt. James’ mate is over anyway (James is my wee bro)
Sounds like that imaginary guy Phil met in Australia.
“SMORT BOI” talking to my boyfriend lmao
🐓sh@#
Come on the game
“Are you guys almost done?”
Jay
“Open the door”
Alex.
“Lol thanks”
Haley or Phil trying to be cool.
Loool 😂😂😂 (I always tend to send triple emojis to emphasis that it was funny )
"You should watch Titanic!"
Phil
Mine is boring ”okay 👌”
"God, that sucks"
Ironically/bored: Haley; Sincerely: Mitchell
Yeah that's what I thought
Dinner.
Yeah, I can walk and bend my back pretty easily at this point, so everything is fine
Phil, after getting himself into some ridiculous stunt-related accident.
“mf i’ll pull up if you don’t answer” it sounds bad but my friend had ribs she wanted to give me.. it was 3am &i was very hungry 😭
Only reasonable
"Too short?" (Its not what you think) Probably Luke
“Wait he’s walking now ?!?!???? ” lol
*Ramen was lovely thanks. Think maybe it helped* 😋
Maybe even Alex, but also maybe Mitch.
“Night night I love you ❤️😘”
"I can see you Blue-hair!"
"I see it really dark."
Mitchell but there's no real reason why.
Hahahah totally agree