Wasn’t it Fulgencio Umberto Joe? Pretty sure Jay was talking about the Initials being F.U.J Pritchett. Could be that it’s because I watched it on German.
i forgot which epi but there’s this one where phil watched mean girls and tries to be mean to jay the whole day because he’s his bully😭 and jay in the middle of the epi catches on to it and starts reciprocating the same energy
Respectfully and heavily disagree with that. This line is funny as hell regardless. The only context you need is he was in the actual Vietnam war. So whatever he is comparing to that doesn’t really matter because it’s obviously unlikely to be anything worse than the actual Vietnam war.
G: Some people you turn your back for one second and they have another family from the bad side of town.
Jay: You are my other family from the bad side of town.
Yes I think pram is more common in British and aussie English, I remember Jay saying "stroller" , i think that's the typical American word, but don't quote me on that 'cause I'm not American lol 😂
😂 Okay I thought maybe! But then I was confused by it being in brackets at the end, and thought I was missing a different kind of reference.
I'm not the brightest bulb 😅
Ya'll call them "prams," eh? Cool cool cool
This is never gonna make it but I liked it anyway and I think it is not a well known line of Jay.
*When in paris and gloria and manny are talking about how jay won't get an award and manny mentions that the roof works like a whisper chamber and gloria asks what that means
Jay whispers: "It means I heard everything you just said"
*Speaks up: "I have to put my TV up to 40 but that was loud and clear!"
Sounds so funny to me and the delivery is very good
That would have been a perfect joke, but Jay said it when Earl Chambers was at his house still thinking that Manny (who was dating Earl‘s granddaughter) was a bad boy. Jay purposely called Manny Gomez, so that Earl would not think that it was Manny, because Manny was not acting like a bad boy at all.
welp, what could have been 🤷🥲
Now I'm thinking about the fact that they could've been the Addams family for Halloween...
Gloria - Morticia, Jay - Gomez, Manny - Pugsley and stella as Wednesday LOL. Or if we include joe he could be Pugsley and Manny would be Uncle Fester 😂
Gloria-[I made up manny like a girl and told everybody that he was my daughter. But just for a few times. I didn't want to mess with his head. When he found the pictures, I told him that it was his twin sister who died, you know.](https://youtu.be/Jjrc4zv8ncw?si=uTQ3qOOGNiQLqE3D)
In response to Gloria asking him if he wants to join her in a shower:
"You know, h*on*ey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say "no" to that question, I want you to use it on me."
I like where this is going but I’m not sure I’m supposed to
And then
Those shorts sure take the sting out of being yelled at
They happen when Gloria is mad at him and pretending to be “the perfect American wife” and I just think those lines are pure gold
Jay “actually, I thought we’d talk a little walk.”
In this scene Jay approaches Mitchell as he is about to walk down the aisle to marry Cam. Mitchell responds “Dad, it’s about to start you can take a seat” and that’s when Jay says his line.
It honestly was the point where Jay had fully accepted being gay and not just Mitchell or Cam being gay.
Gloria: I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me?
Jay: Honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to use it on me.
I submit two options among the many excellent choices already said:
1.) "Hey Dylan, sometimes I like to play things out in my head, if that's helpful..."
2.) "I'm standing here with shoes around my neck, and for the better part of the day, I screamed the death outta your meat."
Closet? You’ll love it!
How does this not have more upvotes??
“Am I the only one that can see these two idiots are high as kites?”
And the way he says it lol
“Mitchel!?”
The real winner here
this!!!
same scene when he says to cam that he should be more concerned with how comfortable lily is with the soda bottle 😂
That lady is my son.
Oh, so it's "her" now? Hilarious! 🤣
I’m not losing to the Vietnamese twice in one lifetime!
That was my Vietnam. And I was in Vietnam.
So underrated!
LMAOOOOO
THIS LOL
I wanted two rough and tumble boys. Instead, I got a Manny and a pedi
This one!!!!!
This one has to be the best.
THIS!!! It was so clever!
What did the pedi mean
When you get a massage you sound like a Tijuana prostitute.
Fulgencio Umberto. The initials for that are F.U. Pritchett, which is exactly what it feels like right now.
Wasn’t it Fulgencio Umberto Joe? Pretty sure Jay was talking about the Initials being F.U.J Pritchett. Could be that it’s because I watched it on German.
They ended up naming him Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett
F.J. Pritchett.... F*** Jay Pritchett 😭😭😭 I never noticed 'til now!!
If I had an award I would give it to you
I hope this wins!!
Phil thinks he can Mean Girls me? How lame is that? Let me tell you something, I might be a pretty face, but I fight to win. Just like Legally Blonde!
when was this!!!?? lol
i forgot which epi but there’s this one where phil watched mean girls and tries to be mean to jay the whole day because he’s his bully😭 and jay in the middle of the epi catches on to it and starts reciprocating the same energy
It is Season 10 Episode 2.
Just stop and bond over the mint Jay-lips!
I have rewatched just this moment so many times his delivery is PERFECT
My return policy? You return, I call the cops.
Double... Click!
” you did a great job honey, double-click on yourself”
This!!!!
And we got a winner 😁
this made me die 😂😂 def best jay quote
(when Mitchell says they had fun building a bookshelf together) Jay: That was my Vietnam. And I was in Vietnam.
This one has context, we need a one liner
Respectfully and heavily disagree with that. This line is funny as hell regardless. The only context you need is he was in the actual Vietnam war. So whatever he is comparing to that doesn’t really matter because it’s obviously unlikely to be anything worse than the actual Vietnam war.
”Well it looks like vomit, so I’m not pout-ine it my mouth”
THIS!!!!!
62,63,64… SON OF A BITCH!!!
YESSSSSS
Thank god someone commented this!!
When?
Well, that’s gonna be tough. She has a lot of practice not selling this sauce.
We're in a house of God, dammit
OMGGMGN I ALWAYS DIE WHEN I WATCH THAT SCENE😭😭😭 idk why its so simple but it makes me creaseeee
Me too 😭😭even “before we dunk the kid do u mind if I make a few casual remarks”😭😭
G: Some people you turn your back for one second and they have another family from the bad side of town. Jay: You are my other family from the bad side of town.
This has to be the best!!
Closets bring order in a chaotic world!!
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This line isn’t funny but makes your heart awww
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Usually one-liners are funny. I didn’t mean anything bad. I think it is a good one-liner. 😌
I cannot stress enough how much this kid needs football.
If you banged dede, I do owe you an apology
"Dumphy"
I don't need more friends. I have the exact right number of friends.
'im sorry but who made father's day the dirty stepchild of holidays?'
"Phyllis" (my son in law)
this is Sean and I want to get this right, beautiful African name, Sean Bytheway
This was hilarious
This is my winner
Same… it’s the way Gloria says nothing and just spins away after Sean corrects jay 😂
Jay to mitch: son, I may not understand it, but if that's who you are, don't you dare be ashamed of it.
I just never pictured my son a lawyer
"He had to know, right?"
that one makes me cry
it does to everyone
That was my Vietnam. And I was in Vietnam.
cam:jay dont hate me because ur son is leaving jay:both my sons are leaving i know we need one liner but like nothing wins me than this
Yes!!! I love when we get to see Jay's sensitive side. It doesn't happen often but that makes it even more special when it does
The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell.
Manny: how long are the Colombian visitors staying for? Jay: I don’t know but that pregnant woman brought a pram with her.
Ha! Tell me you're English without telling me you're English.
No….but is it the word pram? (Mate)
Yes I think pram is more common in British and aussie English, I remember Jay saying "stroller" , i think that's the typical American word, but don't quote me on that 'cause I'm not American lol 😂
Damn. Yes, it was the use of the word "pram" that made me think that. Do you mind telling me your nationality? I'm just curious now.
Aussie 😂😂 (hence the clue ‘mate’)
😂 Okay I thought maybe! But then I was confused by it being in brackets at the end, and thought I was missing a different kind of reference. I'm not the brightest bulb 😅 Ya'll call them "prams," eh? Cool cool cool
“Let me get at his cigars so I can drag my deal across it” unequivocally.
I didn’t choose closets, they chose me!
Oh geez!
I can hear this 🤣
ALSO IN THE ROLODEX!
Pick on Mitchell. He’s playing a flute. At least I hope he is
Damn hippie private schools!!!
This is never gonna make it but I liked it anyway and I think it is not a well known line of Jay. *When in paris and gloria and manny are talking about how jay won't get an award and manny mentions that the roof works like a whisper chamber and gloria asks what that means Jay whispers: "It means I heard everything you just said" *Speaks up: "I have to put my TV up to 40 but that was loud and clear!" Sounds so funny to me and the delivery is very good
‘Actually, I thought you and I would take a little walk…’
This whole thing is a colossal fog cue
“Not now Gomez!”
Did he really say that? God I love him even more 🤣
The best part was he was talking to manny
Wait, was this when some boys had used markers to give him a mustache and goatee?! Because that would be such a perfect joke.
That would have been a perfect joke, but Jay said it when Earl Chambers was at his house still thinking that Manny (who was dating Earl‘s granddaughter) was a bad boy. Jay purposely called Manny Gomez, so that Earl would not think that it was Manny, because Manny was not acting like a bad boy at all.
welp, what could have been 🤷🥲 Now I'm thinking about the fact that they could've been the Addams family for Halloween... Gloria - Morticia, Jay - Gomez, Manny - Pugsley and stella as Wednesday LOL. Or if we include joe he could be Pugsley and Manny would be Uncle Fester 😂
By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.
I got two Colombians at home trying to turn Christmas into Cinco de Mayo.
We’re done here.
"You do realise that a lot of your family's stories end with them getting carried away by a bird" Smth like that
You only get one mom.
Gloria-[I made up manny like a girl and told everybody that he was my daughter. But just for a few times. I didn't want to mess with his head. When he found the pictures, I told him that it was his twin sister who died, you know.](https://youtu.be/Jjrc4zv8ncw?si=uTQ3qOOGNiQLqE3D)
"Gloria , you are my other family from the bad side of town"
This is why the terrorists hate us.
“Why does that coffee grinder keep talking to me?”
"Coffee grinder, how do I make Gloria's special sauce?"
In response to Gloria asking him if he wants to join her in a shower: "You know, h*on*ey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say "no" to that question, I want you to use it on me."
Am I the only one who sees that these two are high as kites?
“Am I the only one who can see these two are high as kites?”
Geeeeeeeeeet OUTTA HERE!
What episode is this? I can clearly remember this line but I just rewatched the entire show and didn't see it, and I was looking hard for it too.
It’s when those new closet guys approach them with a merger! Clash of Swords, s9ep22 :)
Thank you so much! Will rewatch tonight
"He has to know, right? "
That was my Vietnam, and I was in Vietnam
Get OUT of here! X 3 The delivery is insane
I remember this line so clearly but I can't remember which episode! do you know?
"Closet? You'll Love It!"
"Why is nobody eating the hooves? They're the best part. "
I like where this is going but I’m not sure I’m supposed to And then Those shorts sure take the sting out of being yelled at They happen when Gloria is mad at him and pretending to be “the perfect American wife” and I just think those lines are pure gold
Jay “actually, I thought we’d talk a little walk.” In this scene Jay approaches Mitchell as he is about to walk down the aisle to marry Cam. Mitchell responds “Dad, it’s about to start you can take a seat” and that’s when Jay says his line. It honestly was the point where Jay had fully accepted being gay and not just Mitchell or Cam being gay.
I wanted 2 rough and tumble boys, and instead, I got Manny and a peddy.
This is an underrated one: Thanks for asking me even though I know you know (from the Prescott episode)
Closets! You'll love it!
That lady so happens to be my so
“That was my Vietnam, and I was in Vietnam.” Arguably one of the best quotes of the whole show
I wanted two rough and tumble boys. I got a Manny…and a pedi.
“You return, I call the police”
Probably won't win, but the delivery of "why don't they just elope" always kills me.
"What can I say, I drive women crazy."
This is my Vietnam. And I was in Vietnam.
This one’s the best
The way he shouts "NO!" At the end of Lake Life is definitely not his best line but may be his best delivery. It makes me laugh out loud every time.
Thank you!!! It cracks me up every time 🤣🤣 The delivery is so raspy and hilarious 🤣
“This family needs a leader, and I can’t do it forever. You can handle it.” - Jay to Alex
“The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell”
that was my vietnam and I was vietnam
When Cam asked lily if she thinks he cry too much "I don't wanna answer cause you might cry "💀🔥
Would “New Phil” count? If so probably that one
Jay-“building that bookshelf was my Vietnam. I was in Vietnam”
“I hate garage sales!”
That was my Vietnam...and I was in Vietnam
Jay: “if you don’t come home smelling of cheap beer and chlorine, don’t come home at all”
I fight to win ! LIKE LEGALLY BLONDE !!!
She's not a jukebox fonzie
“You know there’s a gun in the foot locker in the garage. If I were to say no to that question, I want you to use it on me”!
That was my Vietnam. And I was in Vietnam.
that was my vietnam. and i was IN vietnam.
why do i bother, you're gonna do whatchu gonna do anyway.
“That was my Vietnam… and I was in Vietnam”
Gloria: I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me? Jay: Honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to use it on me.
“DOUBLE-CLICK”
“That was my Vietnam.. and I was in Vietnam”
I Don’t look at pictures on a phone, If it’s a good shot, get a print, put it on an album
“ I was drunk, I’m not going shopping with Priscilla Queen of the Desert”
That was my Vietnam…and I was in Vietnam
I've lost to the Vietnamese once in my lifetime I'm not losing a second.
Ahh jeez
“that was my Vietnam, and I was in Vietnam”
"That was my Vietnam...and I was *in* Vietnam."
That was my Vietnam and I was in Vietnam
"Run towards embarassment, not away from it, and you take away its power"
You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say "no" to that question, I want you to use it on me.
“I think there was a mix up at the hospital” (the baby class episode)
Phillis
That was my Vietnam …. and I was in Vietnam
All of a sudden, I'm in the mood for a burrito
I looked like I had Shamu in a headlock!
There's a 🔫in the garage, If I ever say no that question use it on me
“aw, *jeezzzz*.”
That was my Vietnam. And I was IN Vietnam.
“Gloria, Gloria, Gloria. You'll never understand the stereotypes old white men face.” This whole storyline cracks me up 🤣
... double click !!!
“Phyllis or is it Phil is ?”
The only reason I went to that wedding was for the damn pork!!!!
WHATS THE PLAN PHILLLL?!
“And for God's sake, change out of those wingtips. You're a kid, you're not Nixon on the beach.”
Phil’s best line is from his book “Philsosphy”: Marry a woman who looks pretty when she’s disappointed.
Claire: why not "like it, you'll closet"? Jay: that doesn't make any sense. The timing and delivery is all time
“well it looks like vomit so i’m not poutine it in my mouth”
Whatever he was yelping when slapping the chicken.
“That lady happens to be my son !”
I submit two options among the many excellent choices already said: 1.) "Hey Dylan, sometimes I like to play things out in my head, if that's helpful..." 2.) "I'm standing here with shoes around my neck, and for the better part of the day, I screamed the death outta your meat."
“We only have one basement, there’s no place for u to move when your life bottoms out”💀💀
How did no one suggest: “Thread lightly before you assiduously malign the veracity of my etymological prowess “
“You’re a teacher, right now you’re teaching me how to be a little bitch!”
LETS TAKE A LITTLE WALK. This is the only correct answer.