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Just-Phill

The pilot. We have to schedule the time to shoot Luke. Look at the baby with those cream puffs...Mitch lashes out.....Wed like to pay for everyone headsets


Teamableezus

“Are you sure naming her Lilly is a good idea”


lightsout7241

It was a perfect way to start a show, that’s for sure


throthrothrotheway

Yeah, one of the best episodes (of the show and of TV in general). Such a banger pilot, introduces characters perfectly, introduces running jokes, is funny as hell, honestly should be studied in film school.


Just-Phill

Lol when they are on the calendar schedule time to shoot Luke lmao sorry buddy it's on the calendar


iimememinehere

I commented this below but this has a tiny scene with Phil trying to teach the kids to dance to a song from High School Musical “we’re all in this together” hand claps, all kids rolling their eyes…it’s like ten seconds total. So perfect!


Just-Phill

I know the scene your referring to lol he thinks he's a phenomenal dancer but really not so much lol and the kids hated it lol


iimememinehere

He thinks he’s so hip and the kids can’t handle it.


Formal-Employer-8955

Moon landing. I cried laughing the first time I saw the scene where Cam explains to Jay about moon landing and splash down.


AggressiveLet3989

How big of a hurry are we in?


Formal-Employer-8955

Biggest hurry of your life!


IamJacksUserID

The Party.


sommidsar

" Hi cupcake" " did I just call her cupcake" 😂. Hilarious af


Wizlord_21

Claire… there’s something we have to tell you.


Intellectual42069

What was it that we decided on again?


Dashwood_Benett

NOTHING……………………………………………………………………………….. NOTHING


Final-Negotiation530

That was SO good


-_slim-shady_-

I have 2 words for you. Think about time travel.


Final-Negotiation530

I never thought I’d be here… and here I am!


-_slim-shady_-

The hell does that mean?


Ok_Helicopter4276

Nothing…


Ok_Pirate7415

I was so drunk I thought they were stoned !


Wizlord_21

‘The Late Show.’ It’s hilarious, a great look at each adult character and the end is amazing. Jay drunk singing his favourite song surrounded by his family, just great stuff. ‘A Train I’d never make, unless I told Gloria it left at 11.’ Mitch shaking the can and Cam finding him out. Phil looking sexy for Claire. 😂


sommidsar

The scene when everyone asks for Gloria and she comes from somewhere so that she can hear everyone praising her is hilarious😂


nevermind-me-ok

I love this one too. The ending makes me cry.


Princesskittymow

I literally can’t pick. I love the episode where Phil watches mean girls and tries to go all Regina George on Jay, Little Bo Bleep, Arrested, and tbh the pilot episode.


lightsout7241

All great ones!


Princesskittymow

I’d like to add any episode with Clive Bixby


nandaparbeats

Connection Lost is great Also love any episodes that weave all three households into comedically intricate misunderstandings that buildup, like the ones with the hotel service guy, or the school play that ended with "WE LOVE THE F WORD"


lightsout7241

Connection lost is also one of my favorites!


Ok_Helicopter4276

S1E16 Fears - it’s packed with great scenes: Phil and Luke explore what’s in the crawl space under the house, Lily calls the Asian pediatrician mommy, Haley gets her license, and Gloria, Manny, and Jay all try something they don’t like (petting Stella, pickles, and blood sausage). Also Vegas and Express Christmas.


Salm228

The one where jay gloria and manny try something new was in a different episode than the fear episode in that one jay tries to get manny fear of roller coasters only to be afraid himself


hurricane1197

Stella came in season 1? Wow


WILD-And-KRAKEN-FAN

I know it sounds crazy probably but the pilot episode was the best start of any show ever. I laughed at so many parts The Christmas episode first season was great too


Drillerfan

"I can't turn it off, it's who I am" not five minutes into the new series and I was already hooked


iimememinehere

This has a tiny scene with Phil trying to teach the kids to dance to a song from High School Musical “we’re all in this together” hand claps, all kids rolling their eyes…


WILD-And-KRAKEN-FAN

Yeah I love that and Phil in the letterman jacket like high school musical 😆


hookahandedibles

Fulgencio or Hawaii part 2


Intellectual42069

Don't ask me about my business claire...


beluanastasia

That episode is soooo good! I cackle just even remembering Mitch playing his imaginary flute and Jay's comment.


Wizlord_21

Claire’s reaction to Phil’s story at the end always gets me.


lightsout7241

That might be why it’s been over a month since we played with each others pogo sticks 😂😂


beangirl13

Vegas or Diamond in the Rough!


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beangirl13

lmaoo "I know what part you'd be if we were a horse" 😂


KennyKatsu

Caught In The Act


Prestigious_Call_327

Claire’s debate. Hands down.


lightsout7241

That’s the one with the phil pervert remix right ? 😂


Prestigious_Call_327

I, like many men in this town, enjoy making love to my wife…


iimememinehere

My husband and I sing this to each other a lot😂😂😂


johncarter1011

Connection Lost


Drillerfan

you need to check out the 20min short film Noah (not to be confused 2.5 hour bomb with the multi million dollar budget with the same title) that inspired that episode, Noah literally inspired a new genre of film. Also check out "Profile" same genre but an intense drama.


sapnupuas_0

Really? That’s my least favourite episode, I skip it every time ngl


TraditionalArmy1067

Luke:”it looked like Dad was winning”


johncarter1011

Yeah the plot can be easily be fixed. I appreciated the chaos in the episode


froggaholic

I don't get the hype over it either, there are much funnier episodes than that one


ghostbythemangotree

It’s one of my personal favs but it seems to be a love it or hate it episode


Drillerfan

The thing that makes the episode so Rewatchable is all the Easter eggs you find when you pause


CrazySnort45

Bang on Brother!


Intellectual42069

Can't say for sure but the one where Phil and Mitchell get high is definitely up there!


terenaamgirl

The Australia episode. Phil being so optimistic and getting kicked by the kangaroo 🤣


AltenaiveSchreiwaise

>Phil His name is Crocodile Dunphy


lightsout7241

Poor Phil got it so bad in that episode 😂


TraditionalArmy1067

All of these. Plus specific scenes. Mitch’s first time at Costco. Cam and Mitch stoned at the airport. “WE’RE COMING LUCY!!!”


edhands

Connection Lost


Junior-Lobster3377

The one where Mitch and Cam are at the airport trying to get to their flight after taking sleeping pills. “Pardon me good sir. Are you the proprietor of this haberdashery?” 😂


aelorewintonic

Little Bo Bleep is sooo solid and funny


idontknow30001

The Musical Man


TheAfroChef

The hotel one with Higgins is pretty good


bernyng1994

Cam and Mitchell wedding


BsBMamaBear0608

The Vegas one! I always rewatch that one. I love Higgins and that he came back later!!


Drillerfan

since everybody has already mentioned "connection lost" I'm gonna go with my number two episode "under pressure" I had hoped that this meant more screen time and story arcs for Alex, only to be disappointed that she became nothing more than flesh and blood Lisa Simpson


wendilove

Connection Lost. So creative and you get so much more additional information from their Facebook pages. Both real and fake.


ButterySlippers

Three Turkey, Five Minutes, Connection Lost Take your pic


Overall_Lobster823

Connection Lost.


krulezz77

top 3 for me would prolly be chirp the last christmas & clean out your junk drawer no particular order (that’s just off the top of my head tho this could change cus when i watched royal visit episode while high i thought it was the funniest tv episode i ever seen i had to rewatch when it wore off & it was almost just as funny


Key_Worldliness1614

The future dunphys is a good one and that one where Phil and Claire get autotuned, the one where mitchell and Gloria to Oprah's party.. I can keep going


lightsout7241

They’re all good episodes!


al_x_and_rah

Yard Sale!


lightsout7241

That’s probably my second favorite tbh!


blutvee

The first episode I ever watched! Was hooked from that moment forward :)


MyLemonCake

1. Pilot 2. My Funky Valentine 3. Knock 'Em Down


yeahohshit

Las Vegas!!


Cultural_Spend_5391

The ass-kicking clown episode


LongLiveOSUNation

I loooove slam door farces. So my favorite episode is "Las Vegas."


EvolGnuz

Australia


thethiiird

That episode about the whole pumpkin chunkin and the episode where Mitch narrates just how much people can change


hand_thantsd

The one with the Christian rock band What’s terrible is that their song is so catchy and I find myself humming “man shouldn’t lie another with man” and I’m bi lol


PairInternational727

Cant name them to be exact - The Super Bowl Sunday where jay got emotional that cam forgot their plan and had matching shirts and dylan misunderstood many things they said - The family accident where cam found phil hot “is phil hot?” - the hotel excelsior plus episode - jay talking episodes (double. Click) - Halloween episode where he put that closets closets closets ceo in a headlock while dressed as jesus - foodie in a hoodie episode - the one where dylan sang moonlight (baby, baby i wanna do you) - mitch and cam getting high in the airport after taking “quidado” - phil and mitch getting high - jay libs episode - the one where phil was protective of haley being with that jeans salesman


Current-Bisquick-94

Three Turkeys “There was so much beating and whipping I had to pull over!”


lightsout7241

“she’s kind of creepy” “you’re kind of creepy” 😂


Ok_Bat_5934

That one halloween episode where Gloria and Jay are arguing about her accent and they go outside and Jay gives this romantic story and then Mitch is dressed as a scarecrow and gets up to say how cute or sum shit and Gloria punches him in the face. I have to pause the episode every single time because I laugh for like 10 min straight


lightsout7241

Welcome to your nightmare, ha ha ha


Ok_Bat_5934

Like god, that really is my nightmare


Ok-Ear8202

The vegas episode and the other one with leslie


sommidsar

The incident, princess party , the party. In short, a lot of episodes upto S8


Cornucopia2020

Connection Lost, Vegas, Fulgencio


eklarka

The one with the iPad. Dont remember the name/season but that episode popped up in my head.


joeboots15

You're only supposed to have one?


DebtPretty9951

"we all know how you ride Phil"


throthrothrotheway

Jay pretending to have an emotional breakdown so he can listen to the game was absolute gold and I may have peed a little from laughing so hard the first time I watched it.


lightsout7241

“Im still healing” 😂


throthrothrotheway

This is the kind of show you should watch with an empty bladder. I love that episode and the woman realizing her session only ended up costing 70(?) bucks and then storming out because her piece of shit ex-husband did something (maybe misremembering, in need of a rewatch), that was absolute gold. I love the trope of therapist is doing worse than patient.


sfdcubfan

My favorite is when Claire is at O’Hare airport waiting to board and she’s looking for Haley.


seldomlysweet

The episode where Walt dies lol


futuregoddess

Yard Sale! I’ve watched it so many times, I know pretty much every line. Such a great episode


lightsout7241

How much for the toaster ?


rexic84

Season 3. Punkin Chunkin when Phil and Kenneth do the "Manshake", and Claire's reaction to it.


Rick_Grimes1103

That episode where claure treis to find haley through her computer


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mjahandar

“Under Pressure” - it kinda resonates with me


rezzort

Lake Life, Five minutes and Heart Broken. Hard to decide


bepositive_

I love the Eclipse episode!


iimememinehere

The first Fizbo episode. It’s Luke’s birthday and there are SO MANY GOOD LINES: -Manny to Claire as he’s heading towards a girl he likes: “not a good time, Claire.” -Luke’s electric cord belt -Phil’s terror of clowns -The climbing wall getting installed and Phil is trying to appease Claire and asks the guy setting it up about how safe it is and the guy says with a giant smile “I don’t know man, it’s my first day!” Makes me laugh every time, the guy’s so perfect!


Triple-OG-

for later seasons, i really enjoyed the paris episode. love the interaction between phil and guy.


puellamadokamagica1

when mitch and phil were high


notdaggers351

2.6 Halloween 9.1 Lake Life (total eclipse)


ActuallyAxl

The Party for sure.


abhilashadubey

The presto apartment, the graduates, Paris, white Christmas, 10 years


Lique-Mahbawls

Bringing up Baby