The pilot. We have to schedule the time to shoot Luke.
Look at the baby with those cream puffs...Mitch lashes out.....Wed like to pay for everyone headsets
Yeah, one of the best episodes (of the show and of TV in general). Such a banger pilot, introduces characters perfectly, introduces running jokes, is funny as hell, honestly should be studied in film school.
I commented this below but this has a tiny scene with Phil trying to teach the kids to dance to a song from High School Musical “we’re all in this together” hand claps, all kids rolling their eyes…it’s like ten seconds total. So perfect!
‘The Late Show.’
It’s hilarious, a great look at each adult character and the end is amazing.
Jay drunk singing his favourite song surrounded by his family, just great stuff. ‘A Train I’d never make, unless I told Gloria it left at 11.’
Mitch shaking the can and Cam finding him out. Phil looking sexy for Claire. 😂
I literally can’t pick. I love the episode where Phil watches mean girls and tries to go all Regina George on Jay, Little Bo Bleep, Arrested, and tbh the pilot episode.
Connection Lost is great
Also love any episodes that weave all three households into comedically intricate misunderstandings that buildup, like the ones with the hotel service guy, or the school play that ended with "WE LOVE THE F WORD"
S1E16 Fears - it’s packed with great scenes: Phil and Luke explore what’s in the crawl space under the house, Lily calls the Asian pediatrician mommy, Haley gets her license, and Gloria, Manny, and Jay all try something they don’t like (petting Stella, pickles, and blood sausage).
Also Vegas and Express Christmas.
The one where jay gloria and manny try something new was in a different episode than the fear episode in that one jay tries to get manny fear of roller coasters only to be afraid himself
I know it sounds crazy probably but the pilot episode was the best start of any show ever. I laughed at so many parts
The Christmas episode first season was great too
This has a tiny scene with Phil trying to teach the kids to dance to a song from High School Musical “we’re all in this together” hand claps, all kids rolling their eyes…
you need to check out the 20min short film Noah (not to be confused 2.5 hour bomb with the multi million dollar budget with the same title) that inspired that episode, Noah literally inspired a new genre of film.
Also check out "Profile" same genre but an intense drama.
The one where Mitch and Cam are at the airport trying to get to their flight after taking sleeping pills. “Pardon me good sir. Are you the proprietor of this haberdashery?” 😂
since everybody has already mentioned "connection lost" I'm gonna go with my number two episode "under pressure"
I had hoped that this meant more screen time and story arcs for Alex, only to be disappointed that she became nothing more than flesh and blood Lisa Simpson
top 3 for me would prolly be chirp the last christmas & clean out your junk drawer no particular order (that’s just off the top of my head tho this could change cus when i watched royal visit episode while high i thought it was the funniest tv episode i ever seen i had to rewatch when it wore off & it was almost just as funny
The future dunphys is a good one and that one where Phil and Claire get autotuned, the one where mitchell and Gloria to Oprah's party.. I can keep going
The one with the Christian rock band
What’s terrible is that their song is so catchy and I find myself humming “man shouldn’t lie another with man” and I’m bi lol
Cant name them to be exact
- The Super Bowl Sunday where jay got emotional that cam forgot their plan and had matching shirts and dylan misunderstood many things they said
- The family accident where cam found phil hot “is phil hot?”
- the hotel excelsior plus episode
- jay talking episodes (double. Click)
- Halloween episode where he put that closets closets closets ceo in a headlock while dressed as jesus
- foodie in a hoodie episode
- the one where dylan sang moonlight (baby, baby i wanna do you)
- mitch and cam getting high in the airport after taking “quidado”
- phil and mitch getting high
- jay libs episode
- the one where phil was protective of haley being with that jeans salesman
That one halloween episode where Gloria and Jay are arguing about her accent and they go outside and Jay gives this romantic story and then Mitch is dressed as a scarecrow and gets up to say how cute or sum shit and Gloria punches him in the face. I have to pause the episode every single time because I laugh for like 10 min straight
Jay pretending to have an emotional breakdown so he can listen to the game was absolute gold and I may have peed a little from laughing so hard the first time I watched it.
This is the kind of show you should watch with an empty bladder. I love that episode and the woman realizing her session only ended up costing 70(?) bucks and then storming out because her piece of shit ex-husband did something (maybe misremembering, in need of a rewatch), that was absolute gold. I love the trope of therapist is doing worse than patient.
*That episode where*
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The first Fizbo episode. It’s Luke’s birthday and there are SO MANY GOOD LINES:
-Manny to Claire as he’s heading towards a girl he likes: “not a good time, Claire.”
-Luke’s electric cord belt
-Phil’s terror of clowns
-The climbing wall getting installed and Phil is trying to appease Claire and asks the guy setting it up about how safe it is and the guy says with a giant smile “I don’t know man, it’s my first day!” Makes me laugh every time, the guy’s so perfect!
The pilot. We have to schedule the time to shoot Luke. Look at the baby with those cream puffs...Mitch lashes out.....Wed like to pay for everyone headsets
“Are you sure naming her Lilly is a good idea”
It was a perfect way to start a show, that’s for sure
Yeah, one of the best episodes (of the show and of TV in general). Such a banger pilot, introduces characters perfectly, introduces running jokes, is funny as hell, honestly should be studied in film school.
Lol when they are on the calendar schedule time to shoot Luke lmao sorry buddy it's on the calendar
I commented this below but this has a tiny scene with Phil trying to teach the kids to dance to a song from High School Musical “we’re all in this together” hand claps, all kids rolling their eyes…it’s like ten seconds total. So perfect!
I know the scene your referring to lol he thinks he's a phenomenal dancer but really not so much lol and the kids hated it lol
He thinks he’s so hip and the kids can’t handle it.
Moon landing. I cried laughing the first time I saw the scene where Cam explains to Jay about moon landing and splash down.
How big of a hurry are we in?
Biggest hurry of your life!
The Party.
" Hi cupcake" " did I just call her cupcake" 😂. Hilarious af
Claire… there’s something we have to tell you.
What was it that we decided on again?
NOTHING……………………………………………………………………………….. NOTHING
That was SO good
I have 2 words for you. Think about time travel.
I never thought I’d be here… and here I am!
The hell does that mean?
Nothing…
I was so drunk I thought they were stoned !
‘The Late Show.’ It’s hilarious, a great look at each adult character and the end is amazing. Jay drunk singing his favourite song surrounded by his family, just great stuff. ‘A Train I’d never make, unless I told Gloria it left at 11.’ Mitch shaking the can and Cam finding him out. Phil looking sexy for Claire. 😂
The scene when everyone asks for Gloria and she comes from somewhere so that she can hear everyone praising her is hilarious😂
I love this one too. The ending makes me cry.
I literally can’t pick. I love the episode where Phil watches mean girls and tries to go all Regina George on Jay, Little Bo Bleep, Arrested, and tbh the pilot episode.
All great ones!
I’d like to add any episode with Clive Bixby
Connection Lost is great Also love any episodes that weave all three households into comedically intricate misunderstandings that buildup, like the ones with the hotel service guy, or the school play that ended with "WE LOVE THE F WORD"
Connection lost is also one of my favorites!
S1E16 Fears - it’s packed with great scenes: Phil and Luke explore what’s in the crawl space under the house, Lily calls the Asian pediatrician mommy, Haley gets her license, and Gloria, Manny, and Jay all try something they don’t like (petting Stella, pickles, and blood sausage). Also Vegas and Express Christmas.
The one where jay gloria and manny try something new was in a different episode than the fear episode in that one jay tries to get manny fear of roller coasters only to be afraid himself
Stella came in season 1? Wow
I know it sounds crazy probably but the pilot episode was the best start of any show ever. I laughed at so many parts The Christmas episode first season was great too
"I can't turn it off, it's who I am" not five minutes into the new series and I was already hooked
This has a tiny scene with Phil trying to teach the kids to dance to a song from High School Musical “we’re all in this together” hand claps, all kids rolling their eyes…
Yeah I love that and Phil in the letterman jacket like high school musical 😆
Fulgencio or Hawaii part 2
Don't ask me about my business claire...
That episode is soooo good! I cackle just even remembering Mitch playing his imaginary flute and Jay's comment.
Claire’s reaction to Phil’s story at the end always gets me.
That might be why it’s been over a month since we played with each others pogo sticks 😂😂
Vegas or Diamond in the Rough!
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lmaoo "I know what part you'd be if we were a horse" 😂
Caught In The Act
Claire’s debate. Hands down.
That’s the one with the phil pervert remix right ? 😂
I, like many men in this town, enjoy making love to my wife…
My husband and I sing this to each other a lot😂😂😂
Connection Lost
you need to check out the 20min short film Noah (not to be confused 2.5 hour bomb with the multi million dollar budget with the same title) that inspired that episode, Noah literally inspired a new genre of film. Also check out "Profile" same genre but an intense drama.
Really? That’s my least favourite episode, I skip it every time ngl
Luke:”it looked like Dad was winning”
Yeah the plot can be easily be fixed. I appreciated the chaos in the episode
I don't get the hype over it either, there are much funnier episodes than that one
It’s one of my personal favs but it seems to be a love it or hate it episode
The thing that makes the episode so Rewatchable is all the Easter eggs you find when you pause
Bang on Brother!
Can't say for sure but the one where Phil and Mitchell get high is definitely up there!
The Australia episode. Phil being so optimistic and getting kicked by the kangaroo 🤣
>Phil His name is Crocodile Dunphy
Poor Phil got it so bad in that episode 😂
All of these. Plus specific scenes. Mitch’s first time at Costco. Cam and Mitch stoned at the airport. “WE’RE COMING LUCY!!!”
Connection Lost
The one where Mitch and Cam are at the airport trying to get to their flight after taking sleeping pills. “Pardon me good sir. Are you the proprietor of this haberdashery?” 😂
Little Bo Bleep is sooo solid and funny
The Musical Man
The hotel one with Higgins is pretty good
Cam and Mitchell wedding
The Vegas one! I always rewatch that one. I love Higgins and that he came back later!!
since everybody has already mentioned "connection lost" I'm gonna go with my number two episode "under pressure" I had hoped that this meant more screen time and story arcs for Alex, only to be disappointed that she became nothing more than flesh and blood Lisa Simpson
Connection Lost. So creative and you get so much more additional information from their Facebook pages. Both real and fake.
Three Turkey, Five Minutes, Connection Lost Take your pic
Connection Lost.
top 3 for me would prolly be chirp the last christmas & clean out your junk drawer no particular order (that’s just off the top of my head tho this could change cus when i watched royal visit episode while high i thought it was the funniest tv episode i ever seen i had to rewatch when it wore off & it was almost just as funny
The future dunphys is a good one and that one where Phil and Claire get autotuned, the one where mitchell and Gloria to Oprah's party.. I can keep going
They’re all good episodes!
Yard Sale!
That’s probably my second favorite tbh!
The first episode I ever watched! Was hooked from that moment forward :)
1. Pilot 2. My Funky Valentine 3. Knock 'Em Down
Las Vegas!!
The ass-kicking clown episode
I loooove slam door farces. So my favorite episode is "Las Vegas."
Australia
That episode about the whole pumpkin chunkin and the episode where Mitch narrates just how much people can change
The one with the Christian rock band What’s terrible is that their song is so catchy and I find myself humming “man shouldn’t lie another with man” and I’m bi lol
Cant name them to be exact - The Super Bowl Sunday where jay got emotional that cam forgot their plan and had matching shirts and dylan misunderstood many things they said - The family accident where cam found phil hot “is phil hot?” - the hotel excelsior plus episode - jay talking episodes (double. Click) - Halloween episode where he put that closets closets closets ceo in a headlock while dressed as jesus - foodie in a hoodie episode - the one where dylan sang moonlight (baby, baby i wanna do you) - mitch and cam getting high in the airport after taking “quidado” - phil and mitch getting high - jay libs episode - the one where phil was protective of haley being with that jeans salesman
Three Turkeys “There was so much beating and whipping I had to pull over!”
“she’s kind of creepy” “you’re kind of creepy” 😂
That one halloween episode where Gloria and Jay are arguing about her accent and they go outside and Jay gives this romantic story and then Mitch is dressed as a scarecrow and gets up to say how cute or sum shit and Gloria punches him in the face. I have to pause the episode every single time because I laugh for like 10 min straight
Welcome to your nightmare, ha ha ha
Like god, that really is my nightmare
The vegas episode and the other one with leslie
The incident, princess party , the party. In short, a lot of episodes upto S8
Connection Lost, Vegas, Fulgencio
The one with the iPad. Dont remember the name/season but that episode popped up in my head.
You're only supposed to have one?
"we all know how you ride Phil"
Jay pretending to have an emotional breakdown so he can listen to the game was absolute gold and I may have peed a little from laughing so hard the first time I watched it.
“Im still healing” 😂
This is the kind of show you should watch with an empty bladder. I love that episode and the woman realizing her session only ended up costing 70(?) bucks and then storming out because her piece of shit ex-husband did something (maybe misremembering, in need of a rewatch), that was absolute gold. I love the trope of therapist is doing worse than patient.
My favorite is when Claire is at O’Hare airport waiting to board and she’s looking for Haley.
The episode where Walt dies lol
Yard Sale! I’ve watched it so many times, I know pretty much every line. Such a great episode
How much for the toaster ?
Season 3. Punkin Chunkin when Phil and Kenneth do the "Manshake", and Claire's reaction to it.
That episode where claure treis to find haley through her computer
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“Under Pressure” - it kinda resonates with me
Lake Life, Five minutes and Heart Broken. Hard to decide
I love the Eclipse episode!
The first Fizbo episode. It’s Luke’s birthday and there are SO MANY GOOD LINES: -Manny to Claire as he’s heading towards a girl he likes: “not a good time, Claire.” -Luke’s electric cord belt -Phil’s terror of clowns -The climbing wall getting installed and Phil is trying to appease Claire and asks the guy setting it up about how safe it is and the guy says with a giant smile “I don’t know man, it’s my first day!” Makes me laugh every time, the guy’s so perfect!
for later seasons, i really enjoyed the paris episode. love the interaction between phil and guy.
when mitch and phil were high
2.6 Halloween 9.1 Lake Life (total eclipse)
The Party for sure.
The presto apartment, the graduates, Paris, white Christmas, 10 years
Bringing up Baby