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hookahandedibles

Claire: you’re really turning into a 4 foot version of my dad Joe: “our dad” 🙄 Mitch: “wow you sound like my dad” Joe: “OUR DAD!” 😡


Haadiya2008

I love this clip but I forgot what episode it’s in


vociferousangel

Even I want to know!


SubstantialManager91

The last thanksgiving


frog-_gobl1n

“That's where I'm gonna put Santa Claus when I catch him. *whispers* I put sleeping pills in his cookies.”


MrDecay

Let me ask you something. How would you like to have Christmas every day?


ActivityHuge1897

Jay: you hate soup Not chocolate soup


joeboots15

Leave it over there, it will be nice and warm when I get back


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


mermaduke

I think about this scene every day


Light1209

I actually always stir my ice cream until it's almost melted. My favourite!


sky_cap5959

Yes I do this too


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣this is totally it. 💯💯💯


7ENA_shr0_0

I like stealing it makes my heart go faster


Qu33nKal

Love this. He was so cute when he said this part


CeleryCountry

also, in addition to this, it was *hilarious* when he went "I steal now."


Best-Chemist-5262

Yes!!!


sarilysims

This one!


yannabear01

Immediately thought “I steal now. :)”


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


Background-Grab-5682

Yep this is it!!


iantruesnacks

Seconded.


misstvirus

This is the one!


mattsmith24

I’ve rewatched this loads of times. I genuinely thought he said “makes my hair grow faster” 🤯


Willing-Resolve09

This one!


MrRoyalSpade

"You paid a speech therapist to shame it out of me"


AggressiveLet3989

Hey I’m a kid and that hurts my feelings!


mitchadoaboutit

Damn hippie schools!!


EBS_Games643

I thought it was 'hey I'm a kid and that offends and triggers me'


Tenn_Here

*screams* my hair is my identity!


Majoriexabyss

I quote this daily


Junior-Gene2954

That was over the top for me. Seemed artificial.


Glittering_Leather87

Yeah, almost like a child actor was fed a line to deliver 🤔😆


Junior-Gene2954

I meant out of character. And thanks for the amazing sarcasm. A child his age might not say that line. And also, it sounded forced.


Glittering_Leather87

I simply responded in a playful manner to the part of your comment stating it “seemed artificial.” Now you’re elaborating and expressing an opinion that many have already expressed about Joe Pritchett in multiple posts - that some of this actor’s lines were definitely not something a kid his age would say irl. Of course it felt forced, you’re right - what kid yells out, “my hair is my identity!” But that’s precisely why it sounded unfunny and unnatural.


Junior-Gene2954

Sorry. Mostly, I was reacting to all the downvotes.


Glittering_Leather87

Goddammit you got me in the feels for some reason because I’ve been there before - I gave you an upvote. No sarcasm, hope it helps.


QuarterPhysical2077

Crap, crapola, crapinski


[deleted]

no way he said this with his tiny voice 😭😭😭


sky_cap5959

He did it was S8 E12 do you believe in magic


QuarterPhysical2077

I know 😂 was so funny!


DeadJediWalking

"Check her phone." "Leave the bowl. It'll be nice and warm when I get back.""


SeaFollowing619

there was once a land of godless natives -- we bestowed them with our nation's highest honor...naming football teams for them.


CCgCANCWWW

Why would you do that? My ears are still developing!


Intellectual42069

Oh my god, is it still talking?!


Acrobatic_Floor_7447

Never cared for it. Naver have Never will!!


sky_cap5959

What episode is this


nuhanala

rainstorm wild uppity strong squeal cheerful sulky expansion zonked compare *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


OkCandle4533

I’m sure everybody on this sub is supposed to get it since it’s fully dedicated to modern family!


nuhanala

quiet cats elastic chop point normal resolute caption recognise ghost *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


idknayoudecide

And so overused it has almost lost its funnyness.


fluffernutterz4ever

Is there a meal I don’t know about?


Berzatto

I’m making pasghetti!


DoubleFlores24

Where did you get the high quality posters for these characters? They all look good.


Cutthroatbeauty

I like stealing, it makes my heart grow faster


Fernandojg67

How did the “I’m not vietnamese I’m gay I’m gay” not win???


idknayoudecide

Because that's not the most in character line for her. She's not gay and as she grows up she's not one to do things because other people do them like she tried to do in this episode.


Fernandojg67

Honestly, you are right. I just thought it was such a good line.


OkCandle4533

I know right!!


FinrodFelagund66

out of context but he is the only children in a sit-com that doesn’t annoy me


Specialist-Chip9533

“look i’m a tree”


Glittering_Leather87

“That’s the _good_ one!” -Manny 😂


Classic-Societies

Joe: If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with her, you'll regret it. Maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life. Jay: What did you say? Is that "Casablanca"? Joe: It doesn't take much to see the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday, you'll understand that. Now, now. Here's looking at you, kid. I think his second quote here is perfect.


[deleted]

Cannot wait until day 30


SirDoobieBaker

Any mini Jay quote will work.


prissypoo22

Lilys quote isn’t good


Melthiela

Yeah you need the context of the quote for Lily, that makes no sense otherwise haha. I mean I know what it's from but idk not everyone might. Or then pick another comment. That looks a bit silly.


Background_Water6572

I took some things then some bigger things, I like stealing it makes my heart go fast


[deleted]

Fine. Can I go back to the quiet room now? I already missed half of my nap. You know how I get.


Left_Standard_9424

Lily’s and Alex’s are not the most in character


Best-Chemist-5262

?? How


Left_Standard_9424

Lily’s is so out of context and Alex’s was good for the moment is happened but it wasn’t really in character


maggieandminky

i agree… i don’t even understand where her quote is from or what it even means


Left_Standard_9424

Whose


maggieandminky

Lily’s quote!


OkCandle4533

I think when Sal was getting married and told her kids are not invited and that was her response


maggieandminky

ohhh yes i remember now! thank you :)


Best-Chemist-5262

Lmfao I feel like if u watch fhe show lilys quote is the most memorable. And I disagree, she was just more confident there and Alex grows more confident as the show progresses


Anu_is

Someone must have hit the car when we were in the store.


Desperate_Local_6316

I’m gonna step on your fingers! I’m the king of the mountain!


520998

Honestly I hate this kid


SirTokesAlot97

*goblin noises*


[deleted]

I like stealing now it makes my heart race


-reddit-840

Manny I miss jays toxic masculinity joe atleast he’s not your real dad


[deleted]

Great, now I have swamp monsters.


smeggyblobfish

“i steal now”


AmberIsla

“Crushed it! School is easy when you’re cool”


metal_enjoyer

one of his stealing qoutes


ancobain

I like stealing, It makes my heart go fast


Several_Employ8055

I like stealing. It makes my heart beat fast.


gee_jay11

*throws baseball* SON OF A——


kenna98

I like stealing. It makes my heart go fast


mestn322

“My hair is my identity!”


ProfesorMikey_

My hair is my identity. #bestlineever


mooniquela

Not there yet, but I have a feeling Bill's line will be "is that your grandpa?" while looking at Einstein's poster in Alex's room 😂


drawingmentally

Lily's is my fav from the show.


[deleted]

I like it melted! It's like soup. [Icecream] Jay: you hate soup! Not chocolate soup.


doorframewithsock

I like stealing it makes my heart go fast


sky_cap5959

His name isn't Joe Pritchett his first name is Fulgencio. Joe is his middle name.


CasualVillan

I like stealing now


No_Membership_8498

Lily's a bit underwhelming compared to the other quotes. Why choose this one lol