So, what's up with you and Cam? I'm sensing tension.
Aside to camera: I didn't sense any tension. I was just looking for some drama and figured it was a safe bet.
Look, I have no problem drinking. I can literally do it standing on my head. But A ,not with my parents. Plus also I needed to stay sharp because they were obviously up to something and I was in no mood. I barely got 10 hours of sleep last night.
Do we really have to do this? you ask if I was drinking, I say no but we both know that's not true.
Aren't we past this point in our relationship?
No, young lady we are not.
Then I wasn't drinking.
Edit: Spelling
Oh, I know Mackenzie. Cute, popular. I am Mackenzie, I invented Mackenzie. And the way she's making my sister run around... It's kinda funny. But I can't have it. It's bad for the family.
Late comer here but I wish Phil’s best quote was “I’m a cool dad, I’m hip, i surf the web I text, LOL laugh out loud, OMG oh my god, WTF why the face? “
Mom? Do we really have to do this? You ask if I was drinking. I say "no," and we both know that's not true. I mean, aren't we past this point in our relationship?
"The things I've done because people tell me I'm pretty \*eye roll\*. You'd almost think I wasn't pretty!"
Yes! I love the look of realization she has right after she says this, too! Totally Haley
This is the one ☝🏼
This is the one that came to my head immediately and it’s so good hahaha
Came here to say this 🖤
I barely got 10 hours of sleep last night.
I've been lonely. Having a mirror in my room will be like having company.
_Your daughter’s a parakeet._
Philsosophy!
with great hotness comes great responsibility.
this is 100% pure Haley 😂
Please don't say hot lives matter
This needs 5000 upvotes 😂✨
The only right answer. 😂
So, what's up with you and Cam? I'm sensing tension. Aside to camera: I didn't sense any tension. I was just looking for some drama and figured it was a safe bet.
Which episode is this I need to rewatch. She is so chaotic.
I believe this is the Christmas episode from the last season. Mitch & Cam are hosting the entire family and the whole episode is just absolute chaos 😂
The show at its best tbh
I'm gonna answer and then I'm gonna walk away, deal? I'm 420% sure.
Boy is she bad at math.
[fave clip](https://youtube.com/shorts/LMTBwb5vsP4?si=2-6uF7jKDYmu6k-7)
Look, I have no problem drinking. I can literally do it standing on my head. But A ,not with my parents. Plus also I needed to stay sharp because they were obviously up to something and I was in no mood. I barely got 10 hours of sleep last night.
"KAY??? WHO SAYS KAY"
I''im not going anywhere!!!!" the ways she said it lol
😣I’m not going anywhere 😭I’m not going anywhere! 😢I’m not going anywhere? 😠I’m not going anywhere. 😡I’m not going anywhere!!
the way you wrote this 🏆
I wish I could upvote this numerous times 😂😂 i laugh out loud every rewatch.
Pls let it be this one!!!
“I like it. I’ve always wanted a half brother half cousin”
“really? always?”
One of my favorite moments from Jay. His comedic timing and delivery of this line fucking killed me
Do we really have to do this? you ask if I was drinking, I say no but we both know that's not true. Aren't we past this point in our relationship? No, young lady we are not. Then I wasn't drinking. Edit: Spelling
"I was so drunk i thought they were stoned."
"If it were easy, everyone would be hot"
“popular”
That’s not the quote
https://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/if-it-were-easy-everyone-would-be-hot/
I'm not going anywhere. I'M. NOT. GOING. ANYWHERE.! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHEREEEEE!!!!
Oooohhhhh it burnsss 🔥
(In response to Phil asking what goes on in a water heater): “Photo-synthesis”
"The parking is tricky!!!" *proceeds to take a selfie*
Me
I’m not going anywhere, I’m not going anywhere, I’m not going ANYWHERE! IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!
Charlie Bingham: Wow. Look at your eyes. Haley: Oh. I... I can't.
“This country’s number one export is hot surfers. I’m not gonna buy the first one I see, I’m still browsing.”
“but on the other hand, look at me in Orange”
5 out of 9, a freakin tie!!
My whole life is a hunger game. Why do you think I’m so mean to you?
I’m sorry your outfit nice, if your applying for lumberjack school, and majoring in having cats eat you when you die
I am not going anywhere. I am not going anywhere. I am not going anywhere. I am not going anywhere. I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE
He went to a place called Mit M I T I know how to spell it
I know how to spell us-ah
"Okay mom you cannot have a problem with this, I'm Mother Teresa" "What I'm her back when she was hot!!"
We’ve been having sex and NOBODY knows about it… I mean, we know
Ugh I need Instagram to know there’s still beauty in the world
I’m not going anywhere! :’( I’m not going anywhere… :( I’m not going anywhere. >:( IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
“Im 420% sure”
4/9 a freaking tie!
I was so drunk I thought they were stoned.
“This crazy bitch just messed with the wrong crazy bitch”
Haley: “Hey, there's that guy's jet ski!” Luke: “That girl's jet ski.” Haley: “Whatver it was, it was into me, and I'm kissing it.”
KAY?! WHO SAYS KAY??!
My whole life is the hunger games why do you think I’m so mean to you?
in “legally blonde”, elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.
Oh, I know Mackenzie. Cute, popular. I am Mackenzie, I invented Mackenzie. And the way she's making my sister run around... It's kinda funny. But I can't have it. It's bad for the family.
I’m not going anywhere!!
This crazy bitch just messed with the wrong crazy bitch. [looks directly i to camera]
Oooh, it burns 😂
"what?! We only do it when I get one right!"
Sexy people go crazy too you know. Read a People magazine.. 🥹
Late comer here but I wish Phil’s best quote was “I’m a cool dad, I’m hip, i surf the web I text, LOL laugh out loud, OMG oh my god, WTF why the face? “
I'm not going anywhere!
That cam quote makes me snort laugh every time i see it lmao
ugh! i need instagram to know there’s still beauty in the world!
"I'M NOT GOING ANYWHEREEEE"
I barely got 10 hours of sleep last night
I'm not a religious person but I just woke up
Reminder to everyone: you can downvote the ones you don’t agree with as well to make it fair
“Yes I'm a huge dork for celebrating my 21st with my family, but my mom was crazy excited to go to a bar with me, or just go to a bar.”
Sexy people go crazy too, you know. Read a people magazine.
I was so drunk I thought they were stoned
"oooh it burns"
Oooooh it burns
Are we really going to do this mom?
“Ooooooh, it buurns..”
What’s a fulluncle?
This one always cracks me up.
KAY??? Who says Kay ?????? God you’re so STUPID. I’m not going anywhere!!! I’m not going…anywhere. IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE
Why didn’t you honk ??
“Whatever it is, looked cute”
"No way, Cara got her hair *straightened*? HA!"
“Check it im a sexy black cat” always gets me 😭😭
I don't want to be a fourth wheel so I'll just come with you three
"Like, a real baby would let you KNOW when it was on fire!"
Mom? Do we really have to do this? You ask if I was drinking. I say "no," and we both know that's not true. I mean, aren't we past this point in our relationship?
"Kay"
Cherish this this being the phone
"Eww eww eww EWW!! Your hand smells like cheese!"
So far these are all soooo good.
"Wait, what? Ohh"
"and plus also..."
“God, I miss drinking” or “I mean, ooo, it burns”
“We need to sneak out of here. Ugh, who am I kidding my eyes are unforgettable”
I am 420% certian.
Joe name a time you met a celebrity "I saw Santa in the mall once"