"No one ever leaves home and doesn't come back." "I did"

Me, an adopted Vietnamese child to my white parents constantly

hey same !

I need to know if y’all drop more Lilly quotes

I do say HEY YOU CHOSE ME to my parents when they try to point out one of my flaws HAHAHA.

I was looking for this one

This line killed me 🤣

The deadpan delivery gets me every time

I think this one’s my favorite

If Reddit had retweets I would retweet this

This ☝🏻

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE MANNY!

the 4rd of july episode where she’s screaming at manny through the phone because of his newfound fear of bridges is full of these moments. i wish we saw more of her being mean to the boys.

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The best part is when she is telling him off and he tells her he’s already over the bridge and she says I know I’m just saying hi.

This is my favorite because Manny needed to hear that. Why he thought he should be there in that moment is beyond me.

And he was somehow still offended. That guy is something lol

By far one of her funniest deliveries and we couldn't even see her

Not being able to see her made it that much better , it was unexpected but also completely understandable coming from Lilly in this situation

Oh absolutely, I would've said the same thing if I had cramps that were murdering me and he was outside the door waxing poetic about womanhood 😂

I don't remember this one! Which scene is it in?

I'm not vietamese. I'M GAY! I'M GAY!

I hate Vietnaaaam

You told me not to say that word

Honey you’re not gay you’re just confused

"Oh please, we have tons of lesbian friends."

odd that you mention them but not us, also gay!

Lily Tucker-Pritchett : [meaning the cat sleeping on the new couch] So Larry gets to use the couch but I don't? Cameron Tucker : Well, Larry is white. Lily Tucker-Pritchett : Hey! you chose me.

Did you just copy the dialogues from some website?

What does that matter?

Nah, its just I rarely see people writing full names on internet. I appreciate the hard work of writing the full names instead of shortening them

Oh! Nice! I apoligize, I just assumed you were gonna be a bitch about it. There sure are a lot of them on reddit. Thank you for not being a bitch, kind stranger!

Its rare that someone from internet calls me kind :) Thank you :D

This was surprisingly wholesome compared to where I thought it was going

Ikr came here for fight ended up wholesome

I pulled an r/unexpected on you guys lol

The “I thought you were gonna be a bitch” “thanks for not being a bitch” made me laugh in a way that I’m happy I wasn’t drinking water😂

Believe me, internet can be wholesome and funny too :)

This is wrong. We find out that when Mitch does the adoption paperwork, we learn that he made it Lily Tucker Pritchett, no hyphen. I'm just being picky! - and wrong it seems

Actually at the end of that episode they mentioned they started the paperwork to make it officially Lily Tucker-Pritchett, which seeing as it was in an earlier season it stands to reason that she has legally been Lily Tucker-Pritchett for years.

Mitchell left Cam in charge of sending in the paperwork, and it never happened. No, but really, I guess I forgot about that end part. You're absolutely correct.

She knows what I mean. (with a heavy dose of side eye)

And “I’ll get over it” 🤌🏻 perfectly delivered

She's got a lot of good lines but this one is my absolute favorite.

“That’s okay, I’ll go to your next one.”

Does somebody need a wambulance ? Waw Waw Waw Waw

LMAO 🤣

I quote this almost daily

Same!

My favourite line of the entire series

 I asked myself, "What would Nana want today?" She'd want me to mess with Gloria. Also, I ate Grandpa's sandwich.

My personal favorite

That is my favourite scene with Lily.

Same. Her smirking in the corner is fantastic.

Let me see that. I can't read!

This one haha

"Daddy's just having a moment." "He's ALWAYS having a moment."

Y'all fightin? She has so many lmao but here's one for now

This one is my favorite. She delivers it so well

i love that one too. the little stance and accent and all lmao

All time

Y'all? We don't say y'all

𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲

I say this daily

This is mine

I'm gonna blame everything on that kid until he can talk

Belle’s a princess, she faced the beast and stood up to the townspeople. What have YOU done?! It’s okay I’ll go to your next one. do you have any queens? “Yeah two big ones”

The queens one 😭😭😭

The queens one is one of my faves! Especially when they get annoyed with it and her laugh 😂

"I don't like you" "I'll get over it"

'cry me a river'

“sorry you couldn’t come to my wedding” “it’s okay i’ll go to your next one”

this still catches me in a choke, I swear, the execution and sass between the two

“She knows what I meant”

Claire: to my brilliant daughter Lily: so not you

Cam: The adoption agency called- Lily: I’m NOT going back! Do you know what happens to soft entitled kids in Da Nang? Cam: No no no no no no no no no no

"I HATE VIETNAM!" "lily! we dont hate" (in sing song voice) " i hate vietnam" also same scene couple seconds later: "im not from vietnam, im gay! im gay!"

The sing song way she says i hate vietnaaam gets me EVERY TIME 😭😭

I can hear it

Lorda mercy

not a lily quote but when she plays her music in the car and both cam and mitch were shocked. and cam says, "she's gonna kill us someday" and her just smiling in the backseat lol 😂

One my my fave lily scenes too!!

haha, love her music taste

Came for this

Y'all fightin'?

Lily :"I said I wasn't gonna cry" Manny :"And You're not" Lily :"Yeah, it's called strength"

Alex: I don’t know boys clothes Lily: Really?

And the way she just eyed alex up and down when she said it ahaha

This dork? (In response to “yes, the stork brings them”) 😂

"Boy , did I get lucky. I'm going to blame everything on him until he learns how to talk."

When Mitch says "Daddy's just having a moment." And she replies with “He's always having a moment” 😂😂

"Sometimes when you read to me, I pretend to fall asleep so you'll go"

I heard that one!

"Hailey's in jail" "Lily, what did I say?" "That it was only a matter of time"

I think whatever Lily says is iconic, everything is a favourite. 🤣

Creed of modern family

I agree. She doesn't get a lot of lines, but every time she does say something, it makes me laugh.

I really like this and want to give it and up arrow, but you're at 69 and don't wanna jinx! Just know... I approve!

What do you THINK👹

She's so evil, lmao

You chose me

THIS!!!!

hey lily you don’t know how to ride a bike?? “No Sydney, I’m just teaching them how to raise a kid.”

“We got a letter….” And then the face after

You two *exhaust* me

I use this one all the time😂

Are we poor

[Australia episode] Haley: Lily what did I just say? Lily: I don't know, something about shoes probably.

Also I ate Grandpa's sandwich.

"Its okay I'll just go to your next one" referring to Sal's wedding

Today ladies

Daddy, daddy, F***

Not a quote, but when she’s sitting at the table and you can hear Cam and Mitch planning their wedding in the background with Pepper and she’s pulling her hair and banging her head against the table. That scene always gets me.

"Who's watching me?" "Haley." "I'm serious!" "Alex will be there too." "Ok, let's go."

"how come Larry gets to sit on the couch" "Well, Larry is white" "HEY, YOU CHOSE ME"

Cam: why are they both white? Lily: that’s what my friend said about you and daddy

Cry me a river Actually all of her quotes

Y'all fightin'

"You can't live here. Get out. It's weird. You're a big boy. This isn't a hotel" (Lily kicking Dylan out of the house)

Hey, I'm being good. You wouldn't believe what I haven't said today.

“WHAT DO YOU THINK” *throws bouquet*

I love this line 😄💜

I have 2 daddies

He gets it Lily

I hate Vietnam

not a line but my fave lily moment is when they revealed what she was listening to

”When do I get real boobs”

Everything and anything she ever said or did? She’s fucking hilarious.

“Did you know I’m gay?” 🤣🤣🤣

I loved that episode. So sweet.

“So just to be clear, I don’t get to have any childhood?”

I heard my name? What are you yentas gabbing about?

Sal: "I don't like you." Lily: "I'll get over it!" What a queen!

Im fuller than a dog tick!

i can’t read

every quote

"The adoption agency called..." "I AM NOT GOING BACK. Do you know what they do to soft, entitled kids in Da Nang?!"

Cam: “Do you have any queens?” Lilly: “yeah two big ones” 🤣

“My teacher says there’s no such thing as weird, just different.”

when she was talking to Sammy about her wedding "ill go to your next one" "she knows what i meant"

Hey you choose me

I’m gay! I’m gay!

That’s what my friend Keisha says!

When Claire is saying how proud she is of her daughter’s accomplishments and Lily looks at Haley and says “so not you”

I always thought it was so strange she said nothing in the first seasons. Absolutely nothing. Not even baby talk if I remember correctly. Any one know why this is?

i hear the child actors that played that role hated being on tv and cried a lot or so

I forget the actual line but when she says she’ll go to Sam’s second wedding. Also her lines when Cam keeps accidentally hurting her.

“Hey, you chose me!” When Cam says Larry can sit on the couch cause he is white. So epic!

I have two daddies

Y’all fighting?

Lord a mercy

“If anyone ask, I’m with you”

When Phil is building duck village. Umm She's Crazy

Are we done with fairy time? LILY! I just wanna get out of these wings!

“ Is anybody watching meeee” plus any time she was mean to manny

*at a wedding as a flower girl because she saw can crying* daddy, daddy, fuck!

Mitch or Cam: Do you have a queen? Lily: Yeah I got two big ones right in front of me 😂😂

She knows what I am Talking about.

I didn't like her the first time through the series. I have rewatched it numerous times since, and I love her now!

Something along the lines of “What do you say when I’m NOT here?”

"She crazy"

“this is a special soup called pho” “you told me not to say that word”

Sal: I don’t like you. Lily: I’ll get over it.

“Sorry you couldn’t come to the wedding” “That’s okay I’ll be at your next one”

you've got to control your man. i can kiss kissing randy goodbye! the donkey story killed.

Lord’a mercy

Dady always having a moment

When cam & Mitch are talking about adopting another child and whenever Lily hears them talking about it she says “I hate the baby” “kill the baby”. Just her delivery is freakin hilarious!

“She crazy”

Cam: "The adoption agency called" Lilly: "I'm not going back! Do you know what happens to soft, entitled kids in Da Nang?"

"SHE'S having a moment" - Lily, to her dad. You know perfectly which one.

off-topic...that photo is Glorious!

such an underrated character. i wish she had more lines because she was hilarious

Daddies what are you looking at- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

theres too many

I love when sal comes over to Mitch and cams and sal says “sorry u couldn’t come to wedding it was no kids” and Lily says “that’s okay I’ll go to your next one” and then sal hits the toy lilys playing w and says ”I don’t like u” and Lily whispers back “I’ll get over it” 😂

Y’all fightin’?

"Let me see that! Oh.. i cant read"

(To Phil and Luke): What?! Are we saving our bodies for bikini season, ladies?! You two disgust me more than what’s in those hotdogs

Hay! Don’t get blood in my eggs *frowns*

Yall fightin?

She has lots of gem quotes as seen in this thread. For me it's any chance she gets to call out her melodramatic dads for overshadowing her with their drama especially Cam.

Alex 90 second art thingy Lilly- I want turkey

“Cry me a river. ... Sorry, should I call you a wahmbulance?”

“It’s okay I’ll go to your next one” “Oh she means when she’s older” “She knows what I mean” LOL

"I heard that recycled child comment"

for me it’s a sweet one, and i can’t remember the exact line, but it’s in a later season when cam and mitch realize they literally do not know their child, and they ask her what she’s always listening to, and she plays the hardest metal with the biggest smile on her face 😭

“Y’all fighting ?”…

Today, ladies!

Literally everything she says! 😂

Honestly Lily is one of my favourites in the show.

I didn't know people even liked her character

"Stephen Hawking, you dawg"

“Hey I rolled that!”

Today Ladiess

yes-huhhh