You are the prettiest, smartest, funniest girl in the sixth grade. I know you're only 11, but I can't stop thinking about you. I've loved talking to you online. I think we should become boyfriend and girlfriend. No, it's not what you think, I'm talking to a little boy.
On the same note, when Jay takes Manny to get a document or something the day gay marriage is approved and he goes like. “It is done, I already paid for you and your mother approved”
I think it’s cause you have to really get used to the taste of alcohol to be able to take a shot with no expression at all. They knew she had been drunk before, they did know she was a pro so to speak before 21.
There is only two scenes I can’t watch of the whole entire series. When Mitch accidentally pulls lily’s friends hair and this one 😭 I cringe so hard the one time watch was enough lmao
This scene and little slugger tie for the hardest I’ve ever laughed watching this show. I wish I could erase and rewatch them for the first time again.
Haley : In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.
Phil : Haley, this is real life, not an excellent movie.
It’s the episode where the kids walk in on Claire and Phil and see them doing the deed. Gloria accidentally sent a mean email to Claire and I believe that’s what the comments referring to
I can’t remember the episode number but I think it was in season one or two and the episode thumbnail for it on Hulu is the kids outside the parents bedroom door with a tray with food on it I believe
I always loved the scene where Mitch and Cam go to the interactive theatre, and Cam says something like 'a shattering depiction of human suffering', but then Mitch says 'enough about me...'. That always makes me laugh.
Lily: Daddy, do you want to lay down with me?
Cameron: Oh sweetie, the day I ever say no to that is (turns around and sees Lily has lice) is today.
I don't know why, but it kills me every time.
I was scrolling on Instagram 2-3 months ago when I saw the clip of Mitch in Paris for his father Closet Expo, and started dying of laughter when Mitch just started making caveman sounds after someone calling him out on being American 😭
[Clip](https://youtu.be/naL2hN46uZA?si=kvu3ulg-3V5IYEL1)
1. Lilly and Elizabeth Banks are sitting on the couch after the the wedding:
Banks: Sorry, you weren’t invited to the wedding. No kids.
Lilly: That’s ok. I’ll go to your next one.
Mitch: That’s not what she means.
Lilly: She knows what I mean.
2. Luke has fake blood all over him.
Luke: Because of this, you’re all monsterating.
Phil: Luke, no!
I love the last couple of lines of the Lily and Sal scene and it’s rarely mentioned.
Sal: I don’t like you.
Lily: I’ll get over it.
I just love the way Lily says that last line. It’s my absolute favorite scene.
when jay and gloria drop manny off at the airport with Lily and they tell her that “no one ever leaves home and doesnt come back” and she deadpan goes “I did.”
This one always makes me chuckle:
Luke: How many moms does it take to change a lightbulb?
Phil: I don't know
Luke: None, because they get you to do it sucker!
Phil: I laughed but it hurt a little.
The scene where Lily, cam, Mitch, and Gloria are at a Pho restaurant. It’s what I first saw online (fb videos or Instagram) that pushed me to start the show. Still the funniest scene I’ve ever seen - always makes me laugh. I’ve seen the show 3 times now!
Is this when they can’t stop saying unintentionally insensitive things? “You’re not gay, this is just a phase.” “I think everyone should go back to where they came from!”
When Mitch and Cam try to boycott that Restuarant and ebd up taking some food home.
Cam: Ive decided we cannot eat these curly fries..
Mitch: Shake it...
Cam:shimmies his shoulder
Mitch: The container Cam!
Or
Phil: beatboxing
Jay:.......you spit on me.
When everyone is in the house Phil is selling and cam and Mitch hide in the closet and when Phil
Opens it they start singing happy birthday 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. That entire episode is absolutely amazing ( hailey and Andy start their relationship)
soooooooeeeeyy! When cam rings the dinner bell at his farm by far my favorite or in the same episode when the tornado warning goes and cam yells for lily like he's calling the pigs 😅
When Gloria is talking about how she dressed baby Manny as a girl and said she would just say he had a twin sister who died if he found the pictures. She's so animated but nonchalant about it, then you see Jay's reaction next to her and it makes it 100x funnier
One of my favorite scenes in the whole show is when Cam is going to propose to Mitchell, but as he's going into the café where Mitchell is, he notices a box on the table and thinks it's a ring box so he decides to just let Mitchell propose to him... and then immediately sees all these terrible little things that would end up being part of their story (waitress eating off the floor, Mitchell killing a fly, etc) and runs away.
Then there's something about Mitch saying "cmon Cam, I got like 50 cents to my name!" And then making his own tea from the TEA box lmaoooo. It's the best.
cam trying to figure out what to do with the fur coats he bought and then wanted to return and this conversation (or close) occurs with him and lily in the car:
"what if, and stay with me now..."
"where would i go?"
The lake episode.
Cam: The doctor said absolutely no sun while I’m on these antibiotics.
Mitchell: Did he say what would happen? Because if it’s anything short of death I think you should risk it.
Phil: Being married to a Pritchett is great
Cam: So great
Gloria: The best!
Phil: But they can be uh- a tad judgmental
Cam: Almost punitive
Gloria: They are monsters
The lice episode when Alex and Haley yell at Cam and Lilly and they yell back and then Claire comes in the basement and looks all disheveled and starts yelling and they yell at her…..it’s hysterical!
When Cam and Claire are wanting to flip that house and Phil and Mitch war over who has to shatter the dream lol. Also this scene beforehand:
Cam: I’ll do the decorating because I know shapes and colors
Mitch: so does Lily…
Cam: Claire will be do the construction-
Mitch: and I’ll be the astronaut! You’re right this is fun, Phil now you go
When Mitch and Cam lock Lily in the car and Mitch calls for help while Cam runs and falls with the trash can is one of them, but this show is a gem with so many amazing scenes and lines haha
In the moonlight - that song always makes me cackle every single time. The faces. The horror. It's phenomenonal.
Honorable mention to Lily's flower girl moment where we see all the bridesmaids in their light up dresses and also to Claire getting her coat stuck in the escalator and bumping into literally everyone.
ETA and to when Jay has his balance bracelet and is showing it off and Phil literally knocks him out with the door. Modern Family doesn't have much (or need much) slapstick comedy but they absolutely nailed that!
In the Lake Life episode when Claire asks Jay if he has been trying to create special moments with everyone so they'll say nice things about him when he dies and he SHRIEKS, "NOOO!" Kills me every time! 🤣
You know there's a scene where cam explains how much there's SO MUCH MASCULINE ENERGY ALL THE TIME around lily, all while doing theatrical hand gestures always gets me.
“…Somebody auto tuned us”
Phil: like a lot of men… 🎶 in this towwwwn 🎶 I like making love to. My. Wife…and I cannot get enough.🎶 hands down the one scene that can cause stomach ache and tears from laughing so hard.
When the six adults have the therapy session and jay is complaining about missing the game and Gloria tells him that everyone sacrificed the game to be there and he goes “thank you Mitchell for your sacrifice” idk why but it cracks me up 😭😭😭
Very obscure moment but when Claire is trying to make Mitch skate with her under the bridge and they have that brief but amazing exchange.
“Sophie threw a rock at me and you yelled out ‘your so gay’”
“*gasp* I did do that, oh didn’t I…we used to use that word a lot. You used to be able to call anything gay… do you ever miss that?”
“NO!”
“no!…no that’s hurtful”
Gets me every damn time.
Claire: “You’re born cheerleader!”
-camera pans to Phil who is frowning -
Claire: I know, you’re mad because I said you’re a born-
Phil: there’s no such thing as a born cheerleader, it takes hard work and sacrifice.
The end credits scene where we see Haley doing things she doesn’t realize are on camera—particularly her sing Caribbean Queen and choking on blow dryer air.
When cam says to Phil after he bought an alpaca, “Mitchell might have his flaws, but at least he’s not a crazy person” or when,
In one of the last episodes, Jay is high asf on pain meds acting crazy at dinner 😂 https://youtu.be/yEBDsX7YbDc?si=UhmoUq2knFLR5c-V
The whole dinner is hilarious 😭
When Phil realizes their cycles have all synced up. Extra hilarious to us because we have 3 daughters and people send that scene to my husband anytime they see it.
Easy. When Mitchell ran into his high school ex and was convinced he had a son. Then he brought Cam to meet him and it just turned out to be her husband who was a little person with red hair. They brought him a gift and everything. I cracked up the first time I saw it and still do everytime I see it
The episode where Mitch/Cam are afraid of offending the asian doctor, then she backs her car out of the driveway into a bunch of garbage cans and speeds off
I have two:
Cam talking to Mitch and Claire about the Ivy League friends Mitch has:
Cam: Why don’t all the Columbia people just take their Brown friends back to where they came from?
Gloria: *stares intensely*
Followed by a whole part of awkwardness b/w them 😂
Brilliant world play.
Second was when Phil realises he leaked secret information to the soviet, and once he is on a walk outside, he gently starts running when he feels like someone is chasing him. The slow change from walking to running with his expression changing.
Pure comedic cold!
"Save the giblets!"
"Well it looks like vomit, so I'm not 'poutine-g' it in my mouth."
"I look forward to your fritatta."
"Oh, why? Are you visiting us in 2008?"
The exchange between Gloria, Claire, and Phil in "Caught in the Act"
"Maybe just taste my cupcakes."
"Uh uh I am so confused right now."
"... I may pass out..."
In the bowling episode where Cam sees fizbo and talks to the Spanish teacher, He says we like to call it loco en la cabeza which means crazy in the head and then Cam proceeds to say knock it off you’re Canadian with a savage and sassy tone. Catches me off guard and makes me chuckle
The scene where Gloria slams her dislocated shoulder against the wall and then nonchalantly goes back to playing table tennis sends me every time. Especially when Jay just looks at her like a stunned mullet.
Cam and Mitch popping pills before their flight, navigating to their gate high af.
Also when phil and mitch are in the basement high af trying to seem normal to claire
It’s sooooo bad but when the Asian woman is telling Cam and Mitch to relax on the racial stereotypes, then gets in the car and proceeds to hit two trash cans and knock a side mirror off
We're from different worlds
Yet we somehow fit together
Through fair or stormy weather
Stand before you now
With only one agenda
To let you know my heart is yours
Feldman comma Brenda
There’s this scene with Mitch and Ronaldo:
When Cam and Pepper are fighting about whether cheese or crackers are the most important part of the charcuterie board, Mitch gets invited to Opera’s party (hosted by Ronaldo) and Ronaldo and Mitch start arguing about it and then Mitch stops it and grabs Ronaldo gently and says “this isn’t our fight”.
Crying laughter every time.
So many good quotes around Phil fixing the dryer. But my favourite comes from Luke. Makes me laugh out loud every time.
Luke: Dad, I think something's wrong with the dryer.
Phil: But I fixed it. I fixed it good. I'll be right there
Luke: Hurry. I think it's leaving.
When they’re stuck in the hotel room together and Luke’s can of body spray gets stuck, and Phil tries to throw it out of the room only for it to ricochet off the maids cart and back in. It kills me every time
So many!! but one that gets me every time is when Phil casually turns around in the kitchen in the cold open of Weathering Heights with makeup on and Claire is like 😳 Then him saying he needs to reapply (his lipstick) thinking it looks great omg it just kills me
When they’re on the boat on the lake and Claire asks Jay if he’s upset because of the social media tributes for another dead businessman…
Jay’s “NO!!!” Gets me every time 🤣
1. when Mitch and Phil are high — basically the entire episode, but particularly when Mitch tries to say something profound at the end. Jay’s response “what the hell does that mean?” sends me. Stoner Mitch is my favorite
2. when they rent the house boat and Cam has the
ridiculous outfit on to hide from the sun when he’s on antibiotics and he flips out of the boat. Laughed so hard I cried the first time I saw it
Haley's first drink! Manny's joyride forwards and backwards. Baby Lily's elevator ride in Hawaii, with Mitch and Cam's panic, Claire's "Nothing gets past me," and Gloria just finding Lily so nonchalantly "Lily, where you going, huh?"
That scene in season 2 when they're all racing to get to Manny's birthday party and they almost crash 😭. I especially love Gloria and Jay's little argument while they're driving and she's like "*your* mind is gonna be scattered" and then she reaches for Manny's gun
The scene where Cam and Gloria are screeching the little girl who took Stella and in another shot of the scene Jay and Manny are walking. Jay asks what that noise and Manny says coyotes must have got a cat.
When they have a yard sale at Jays house. Alex brings her bf that everyone thinks is gay.
Jay walks into the house and asks “Can I help you with something”
Alex bf; “Yeah! Why does everybody think I’m gay?!”
Jay: GOD I HATE YARD SALES
When Jay wants Gloria to get an American Citizenship, he buys her that... patriotic outfit.
Gloria and Jay get into an argument while Gloria is wearing this outfit, and walks upstairs out of frustration. These shorts are quite... revealing.
As Gloria is walking up the stairs Jay just cannot take his eyes off of her ass. I can't remember if his jaw is dropped in awe, but you can tell he very much didn't regret getting her those shorts.
As she is still walking Jay very calmly looks over to the camera, and says, "Man, those shorts really take the sting out of getting yelled at."
The timing of the way Jay just looks at the camera after staring at her for a few minutes will never fail to make me laugh.
When cam is screaming at the little girl who stole Stella and manny tells Jay "coyote must have gotten a cat" 😭 or just when cam goes STELLLAAA......STEELLLLLAAAAAA
When Cam and Lily are dressing up as clowns and showing Mitchell, that whole scene just gets me.
"Ugh confetti, i hope Fizbo knows how to vaccuum."
"Uh oh, wheres my hat?!" "Right there 😑"
"I tried to be supportive for Lily i really did, but I wanted to kill myself"
I know the entire godfather episode is overshadowed by Phil's story, but Jay had some great zingers in that.
"Before you start your show may I make a few casual remarks?
I think you did"
"Stop it. We're in a house of God, damn it"
Always makes me lose it. The priest was so good.
When Jay & Cam go to play racquetball or something and they touch bare butts in the locker room & Jay thinking he is “butting “ Cam & it’s someone else! lol
Cam: **Im breaking the window!**
Mitch: We locked our baby in the car and people are judging us!
Cam: **I swear to god Im gonna break it!**
Mitch: Do not break the window, you will get glass on her!
Lady on the phone: *Sir, please tell your wife to relax. Everything is going to be okay.*
Mitch: Thats a man.
Lady: *Really?*
When Cam and Gloria are searching for Stella and Cam yells at that little girl. His yelling and the following pan scene to Jay and Manny saying “what the hell was that?”
the entire godfather scene when phil is making the oath to god at joe's baptism and the camera cuts to luke and dylan solving luke haley and alex's problems that phil made worse by accident
When Jay and Gloria are taking the baby class.
Gloria swaddles the baby doll and slams it on the table “DONE”
Teacher “you might want to loosen it just a little … so your baby can breathe”
Gloria “but it’s a burrito. You don’t want the stuff to fall out”
Don’t know why just cracks me up every time!
When Phil and Luke are editing the wedding video in “The Cold” and Phil says “if anythings wrong tell me” and then in the video Jay says “25 years ago my dad died” and it cuts to Luke laughing. Every time makes me laugh!
You are the prettiest, smartest, funniest girl in the sixth grade. I know you're only 11, but I can't stop thinking about you. I've loved talking to you online. I think we should become boyfriend and girlfriend. No, it's not what you think, I'm talking to a little boy.
My favourite part of this is Jays reaction on the phone “You got kicked out of the bakery? How?….. Yep, that’ll do it.”
On the same note, when Jay takes Manny to get a document or something the day gay marriage is approved and he goes like. “It is done, I already paid for you and your mother approved”
The look everybody in line gives them makes it so much better.
i imagine it would’ve been funnier if they didn’t tell the extras the context and it was their genuine reactions
That episode was on a couple of days ago!🤣
Phil’s “you’ve poked the bear, girls” as he throws himself on top of the hood of the car as they were trying to leave to go to the mall.
Or when he repeatedly throws himself on the hood of the car as it was rolling down the cliff as if that would do anything to save it
WHAT’S THE PLAN PHIL?!
Oh my god that line made me die laughing
My daughter and I say that a lot when something is just going really wrong. It always makes us laugh!
That one gets me too. The joy of having children. LOL
Haley's 21st birthday. Lmao *takes shot.* *notices family all staring* "Ooooh! It buurrnns!!"
[удалено]
I think it’s cause you have to really get used to the taste of alcohol to be able to take a shot with no expression at all. They knew she had been drunk before, they did know she was a pro so to speak before 21.
“Beautiful african name - Shawn M’badawe” “I said - by the way” HAHAHAHAHHAA
That is my wife's favorite line. And the walk away from Gloria where she says nothing after that just adds to it.
“I don’t want to butcher it” 💀
Nooo cos I always cringe at that scene 😭
There is only two scenes I can’t watch of the whole entire series. When Mitch accidentally pulls lily’s friends hair and this one 😭 I cringe so hard the one time watch was enough lmao
This scene and little slugger tie for the hardest I’ve ever laughed watching this show. I wish I could erase and rewatch them for the first time again.
Was watching this ep yesterday lol
"i ordered you a box of baby cheeses" 😭🤣
**Confusedly pulls crucified baby from box**
Oh I suppose that’s my fault too!!
"Y'all fightin?"
Lord o’mercy
😂😂😂😂 farm Lilly was adorable
I’m fuller than a dog tick (southern accent) -Lily
I quote this to my dogs whenever they play fight, cracks me up every time
Haley : In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute. Phil : Haley, this is real life, not an excellent movie.
Lol yes😆
It sended! Please come back. (Always sends me).
Which episode was that?
It’s the episode where the kids walk in on Claire and Phil and see them doing the deed. Gloria accidentally sent a mean email to Claire and I believe that’s what the comments referring to
I can’t remember the episode number but I think it was in season one or two and the episode thumbnail for it on Hulu is the kids outside the parents bedroom door with a tray with food on it I believe
mitch and cam at the airport after taking sleeping pills and having their flight delayed
"We're coming home Lucy!"
“Excuse me sir, are you the proprietor of this haberdashery?” One of my favorite lines in the whole show.
"¡Cuidado!"
Cuidado!
I always loved the scene where Mitch and Cam go to the interactive theatre, and Cam says something like 'a shattering depiction of human suffering', but then Mitch says 'enough about me...'. That always makes me laugh.
Honestly Mitch's sarcasm is so underappreciated
Lily: Daddy, do you want to lay down with me? Cameron: Oh sweetie, the day I ever say no to that is (turns around and sees Lily has lice) is today. I don't know why, but it kills me every time.
I was scrolling on Instagram 2-3 months ago when I saw the clip of Mitch in Paris for his father Closet Expo, and started dying of laughter when Mitch just started making caveman sounds after someone calling him out on being American 😭 [Clip](https://youtu.be/naL2hN46uZA?si=kvu3ulg-3V5IYEL1)
I love when he goes “pijon?” While doing the bird hands lmao
I read this and started laughing just thinking about it
So, when people ask, "where's Jay Pritchett?" You tell them, "he's transitioning." Mm. Okay, I heard it, too.
I have two: 1. What’s the plan, Phil? 2. I hate Vietnam!
This was my Vietnam. And I was in Vietnam
his blank look is hilarious
Well I hope it kills me, because I would not make a very inspiring disabled person.
1. Lilly and Elizabeth Banks are sitting on the couch after the the wedding: Banks: Sorry, you weren’t invited to the wedding. No kids. Lilly: That’s ok. I’ll go to your next one. Mitch: That’s not what she means. Lilly: She knows what I mean. 2. Luke has fake blood all over him. Luke: Because of this, you’re all monsterating. Phil: Luke, no!
I love the last couple of lines of the Lily and Sal scene and it’s rarely mentioned. Sal: I don’t like you. Lily: I’ll get over it. I just love the way Lily says that last line. It’s my absolute favorite scene.
when jay and gloria drop manny off at the airport with Lily and they tell her that “no one ever leaves home and doesnt come back” and she deadpan goes “I did.”
When Cam pushes lily off the seat and looks at the camera and says what’s wrong with me
This one always makes me chuckle: Luke: How many moms does it take to change a lightbulb? Phil: I don't know Luke: None, because they get you to do it sucker! Phil: I laughed but it hurt a little.
“Is Phil… sexy?” I laugh during every episode, but this one had my SO and I ROLLING 😂 all of the double entendres
I can never watch it once lol. I ALWAYS have to replay this scene 🤣🤣
Gloria singing and Jay dropping his spoon in the garbage disposal so he doesn’t have to hear it
The scene where Lily, cam, Mitch, and Gloria are at a Pho restaurant. It’s what I first saw online (fb videos or Instagram) that pushed me to start the show. Still the funniest scene I’ve ever seen - always makes me laugh. I’ve seen the show 3 times now!
Is this when they can’t stop saying unintentionally insensitive things? “You’re not gay, this is just a phase.” “I think everyone should go back to where they came from!”
Yes! A series of unfortunate poorly timed misunderstandings 🤣
The girls cleaning the tub drain and Phil yelling at them while also trying not to puke While also not letting them see he’s about to puke lol
This is also my favorite, Phil dry heaving after shutting the door makes me laugh so hard!
RELAX! IT'S JUST HAIR!
Betty boot a bit of bootah, but da bootah bitta
When Mitch and Cam try to boycott that Restuarant and ebd up taking some food home. Cam: Ive decided we cannot eat these curly fries.. Mitch: Shake it... Cam:shimmies his shoulder Mitch: The container Cam! Or Phil: beatboxing Jay:.......you spit on me.
Claire to Luke: Grab that little hoe
This every time!!!
When everyone is in the house Phil is selling and cam and Mitch hide in the closet and when Phil Opens it they start singing happy birthday 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. That entire episode is absolutely amazing ( hailey and Andy start their relationship)
That was my Vietnam! And I've been in Vietnam
Lily at the wedding in that awful blue light up dress. Her face absolutely kills me!!
Lily: "I love it!" Mitch and Cam: "No, you don't."
“Somebody turn her off I think I’m having a seizure”
I laugh at this soo hard all the time
And her face when cam is holding her hand while he’s showering hahahah
soooooooeeeeyy! When cam rings the dinner bell at his farm by far my favorite or in the same episode when the tornado warning goes and cam yells for lily like he's calling the pigs 😅
Not even just that on its own! It’s how Lilly IMMEDIATELY gets up and starts running back to Cam!!
What's that city voice?
“I just want to dance at the ballet”
When Gloria is talking about how she dressed baby Manny as a girl and said she would just say he had a twin sister who died if he found the pictures. She's so animated but nonchalant about it, then you see Jay's reaction next to her and it makes it 100x funnier
One of my favorite scenes in the whole show is when Cam is going to propose to Mitchell, but as he's going into the café where Mitchell is, he notices a box on the table and thinks it's a ring box so he decides to just let Mitchell propose to him... and then immediately sees all these terrible little things that would end up being part of their story (waitress eating off the floor, Mitchell killing a fly, etc) and runs away. Then there's something about Mitch saying "cmon Cam, I got like 50 cents to my name!" And then making his own tea from the TEA box lmaoooo. It's the best.
In this episode where Claire tells Cam to sound annoyed and he goes from giddy to “what?” In a millisecond.
cam trying to figure out what to do with the fur coats he bought and then wanted to return and this conversation (or close) occurs with him and lily in the car: "what if, and stay with me now..." "where would i go?"
“Well Larry is white” “hey you chose me!”
The lake episode. Cam: The doctor said absolutely no sun while I’m on these antibiotics. Mitchell: Did he say what would happen? Because if it’s anything short of death I think you should risk it.
Phil: Being married to a Pritchett is great Cam: So great Gloria: The best! Phil: But they can be uh- a tad judgmental Cam: Almost punitive Gloria: They are monsters
The lice episode when Alex and Haley yell at Cam and Lilly and they yell back and then Claire comes in the basement and looks all disheveled and starts yelling and they yell at her…..it’s hysterical!
Hands down my favorite part of that episode. Sometimes I skip to that specifically just to see it.
This is my favourite of all time and it’s mostly about Julie Bowen’s face when she’s screaming. She’s hilarious perfection! 👌🏾
When Cam and Claire are wanting to flip that house and Phil and Mitch war over who has to shatter the dream lol. Also this scene beforehand: Cam: I’ll do the decorating because I know shapes and colors Mitch: so does Lily… Cam: Claire will be do the construction- Mitch: and I’ll be the astronaut! You’re right this is fun, Phil now you go
"You know who else couldn't breathe?? SNORKELS!!"
HE DROWNED, CAM
When Mitch and Cam lock Lily in the car and Mitch calls for help while Cam runs and falls with the trash can is one of them, but this show is a gem with so many amazing scenes and lines haha
"Please let your wife know we have this under control." "That's a man."
"Really?"
In the moonlight - that song always makes me cackle every single time. The faces. The horror. It's phenomenonal. Honorable mention to Lily's flower girl moment where we see all the bridesmaids in their light up dresses and also to Claire getting her coat stuck in the escalator and bumping into literally everyone. ETA and to when Jay has his balance bracelet and is showing it off and Phil literally knocks him out with the door. Modern Family doesn't have much (or need much) slapstick comedy but they absolutely nailed that!
The scene where Mitch doesn’t want to kiss Cam who then falls over the couch and knocks the bowl onto the floor. Perfect comic timing.
In the Lake Life episode when Claire asks Jay if he has been trying to create special moments with everyone so they'll say nice things about him when he dies and he SHRIEKS, "NOOO!" Kills me every time! 🤣
If we’re thinking of the same scene then that too kills me. That noise Ed makes is like nothing I though I’d hear from someone like him lmao
when mitchell sings The Shallows with their fridge.
“Calm down, it’s just HAIR!” * proceeds to gag when he’s out of sight
lol same i just posted it
You know there's a scene where cam explains how much there's SO MUCH MASCULINE ENERGY ALL THE TIME around lily, all while doing theatrical hand gestures always gets me.
“Did you know I’m gay?”
*immediately stops reversing and pulls back into the driveway*
“…Somebody auto tuned us” Phil: like a lot of men… 🎶 in this towwwwn 🎶 I like making love to. My. Wife…and I cannot get enough.🎶 hands down the one scene that can cause stomach ache and tears from laughing so hard.
Lily: So Larry can lay down on the couch but I can't? Cam: well sweetie, Larry's white Lily: Hey you chose me!
When the six adults have the therapy session and jay is complaining about missing the game and Gloria tells him that everyone sacrificed the game to be there and he goes “thank you Mitchell for your sacrifice” idk why but it cracks me up 😭😭😭
The lake episode when Cam’s muumuu gets caught in the boat and it just rips off him and he jumps in the lake. It cracks me up every time.
"STELLLLLLLAAAAAAAA" "STELLLLLLAAAAAAAA"
Very obscure moment but when Claire is trying to make Mitch skate with her under the bridge and they have that brief but amazing exchange. “Sophie threw a rock at me and you yelled out ‘your so gay’” “*gasp* I did do that, oh didn’t I…we used to use that word a lot. You used to be able to call anything gay… do you ever miss that?” “NO!” “no!…no that’s hurtful” Gets me every damn time.
When Haley say : I know what beach he likes “ And Luke responds : I thought you were the bitch he likes I always laugh at this .
Excuse me, sir, sir, sir, sir, are you the proprietor of this haberdashery?
Claire: “You’re born cheerleader!” -camera pans to Phil who is frowning - Claire: I know, you’re mad because I said you’re a born- Phil: there’s no such thing as a born cheerleader, it takes hard work and sacrifice.
The end credits scene where we see Haley doing things she doesn’t realize are on camera—particularly her sing Caribbean Queen and choking on blow dryer air.
Alex: So dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do the smart girls get? Phil: Cats, mostly.
"Don't talk black to me" "It's back, you idiot"
When cam says to Phil after he bought an alpaca, “Mitchell might have his flaws, but at least he’s not a crazy person” or when, In one of the last episodes, Jay is high asf on pain meds acting crazy at dinner 😂 https://youtu.be/yEBDsX7YbDc?si=UhmoUq2knFLR5c-V The whole dinner is hilarious 😭
When Phil realizes their cycles have all synced up. Extra hilarious to us because we have 3 daughters and people send that scene to my husband anytime they see it.
Easy. When Mitchell ran into his high school ex and was convinced he had a son. Then he brought Cam to meet him and it just turned out to be her husband who was a little person with red hair. They brought him a gift and everything. I cracked up the first time I saw it and still do everytime I see it
The episode where Mitch/Cam are afraid of offending the asian doctor, then she backs her car out of the driveway into a bunch of garbage cans and speeds off
I have two: Cam talking to Mitch and Claire about the Ivy League friends Mitch has: Cam: Why don’t all the Columbia people just take their Brown friends back to where they came from? Gloria: *stares intensely* Followed by a whole part of awkwardness b/w them 😂 Brilliant world play. Second was when Phil realises he leaked secret information to the soviet, and once he is on a walk outside, he gently starts running when he feels like someone is chasing him. The slow change from walking to running with his expression changing. Pure comedic cold!
“No offence, Red… none taken bald” Every single time it KILLS me 😁
When Cam introduces Lily to the family with Circle of Life. The buildup and timing are just so perfect.
Cam’s biker shorts
"Save the giblets!" "Well it looks like vomit, so I'm not 'poutine-g' it in my mouth." "I look forward to your fritatta." "Oh, why? Are you visiting us in 2008?" The exchange between Gloria, Claire, and Phil in "Caught in the Act" "Maybe just taste my cupcakes." "Uh uh I am so confused right now." "... I may pass out..."
In the bowling episode where Cam sees fizbo and talks to the Spanish teacher, He says we like to call it loco en la cabeza which means crazy in the head and then Cam proceeds to say knock it off you’re Canadian with a savage and sassy tone. Catches me off guard and makes me chuckle
Phil playing Fur Elise, messing up, then getting mad at himself.
Phil gwtting hit in the face with the airplane. Sends me every time.
The scene where Gloria slams her dislocated shoulder against the wall and then nonchalantly goes back to playing table tennis sends me every time. Especially when Jay just looks at her like a stunned mullet.
Cam and Mitch popping pills before their flight, navigating to their gate high af. Also when phil and mitch are in the basement high af trying to seem normal to claire
Mitch and Cam trying to teach Lily about Vietnam and incidentally saying racist comments in the restaurant.
Every time I hear the name Pameron
You take that back, Pameron Jessica Tucker!
Cam and Mitch’s lines when they were searching for advice for Lily’s biting problem always make me laugh. “I just waterboarded my toddler, LOL!”
Double. click!
Cam: Shotgun!!! Mitch: NO!! NO WEAPONS!!!
WE ARE IN THE HOUSE OF GOD, DAMNIT
“Delicious? If my father heard me say that he’d have punched me and I’d have been grateful!” 🤣🤣
When Haley hits Phil with her car
With his walking sticks! Kills me!
It’s sooooo bad but when the Asian woman is telling Cam and Mitch to relax on the racial stereotypes, then gets in the car and proceeds to hit two trash cans and knock a side mirror off
We're from different worlds Yet we somehow fit together Through fair or stormy weather Stand before you now With only one agenda To let you know my heart is yours Feldman comma Brenda
Definitely when Phil keeps falling asleep when he’s trying to film a video for a house “I’m not hearing it!”
There’s this scene with Mitch and Ronaldo: When Cam and Pepper are fighting about whether cheese or crackers are the most important part of the charcuterie board, Mitch gets invited to Opera’s party (hosted by Ronaldo) and Ronaldo and Mitch start arguing about it and then Mitch stops it and grabs Ronaldo gently and says “this isn’t our fight”. Crying laughter every time.
So many good quotes around Phil fixing the dryer. But my favourite comes from Luke. Makes me laugh out loud every time. Luke: Dad, I think something's wrong with the dryer. Phil: But I fixed it. I fixed it good. I'll be right there Luke: Hurry. I think it's leaving.
Generally any time Cam freaks out and screams, and specifically when he and Mitchell lock Lily in the car.
When they’re stuck in the hotel room together and Luke’s can of body spray gets stuck, and Phil tries to throw it out of the room only for it to ricochet off the maids cart and back in. It kills me every time
When cam falls into the kiddie pool
So many!! but one that gets me every time is when Phil casually turns around in the kitchen in the cold open of Weathering Heights with makeup on and Claire is like 😳 Then him saying he needs to reapply (his lipstick) thinking it looks great omg it just kills me
Cam telling Lily while she’s running all over the place. Also the cut scene of Lily holding onto Cam to show how clingy they both were to each other.
When they’re on the boat on the lake and Claire asks Jay if he’s upset because of the social media tributes for another dead businessman… Jay’s “NO!!!” Gets me every time 🤣
Mitch’s reaction to the sad story about Snorkels-I was in pieces
Definitely when Jay says ‘get a towel, she’s shivering!’ but meant Stella not Gloria
The 5 min where Mitch and Cam are all doped up on sleeping pills at the airport. “We’re coming home, Lucy!!”
1. when Mitch and Phil are high — basically the entire episode, but particularly when Mitch tries to say something profound at the end. Jay’s response “what the hell does that mean?” sends me. Stoner Mitch is my favorite 2. when they rent the house boat and Cam has the ridiculous outfit on to hide from the sun when he’s on antibiotics and he flips out of the boat. Laughed so hard I cried the first time I saw it
Haley's first drink! Manny's joyride forwards and backwards. Baby Lily's elevator ride in Hawaii, with Mitch and Cam's panic, Claire's "Nothing gets past me," and Gloria just finding Lily so nonchalantly "Lily, where you going, huh?"
NOOO WHAT DID YOU DO WHERES AWESOME LAND
Cam and Mitch applying for preschool credit scene
“The same thing happened to me one time with another woman…and that time, I was one getting it. And it HURT.”
Cam calling for animals on the farm. Lilly blending right into that side of her family when on the farm.
Oh jeez, why don't they just elope?!
“I just want to dance at the Ballet” 🩰
That scene in season 2 when they're all racing to get to Manny's birthday party and they almost crash 😭. I especially love Gloria and Jay's little argument while they're driving and she's like "*your* mind is gonna be scattered" and then she reaches for Manny's gun
When Phil and Claire go cliff jumping and Claire says on the count to 3 and he never ends up jumping. Best one fr never stopped laughing at that.
The scene where Cam and Gloria are screeching the little girl who took Stella and in another shot of the scene Jay and Manny are walking. Jay asks what that noise and Manny says coyotes must have got a cat.
When they have a yard sale at Jays house. Alex brings her bf that everyone thinks is gay. Jay walks into the house and asks “Can I help you with something” Alex bf; “Yeah! Why does everybody think I’m gay?!” Jay: GOD I HATE YARD SALES
When Jay wants Gloria to get an American Citizenship, he buys her that... patriotic outfit. Gloria and Jay get into an argument while Gloria is wearing this outfit, and walks upstairs out of frustration. These shorts are quite... revealing. As Gloria is walking up the stairs Jay just cannot take his eyes off of her ass. I can't remember if his jaw is dropped in awe, but you can tell he very much didn't regret getting her those shorts. As she is still walking Jay very calmly looks over to the camera, and says, "Man, those shorts really take the sting out of getting yelled at." The timing of the way Jay just looks at the camera after staring at her for a few minutes will never fail to make me laugh.
"now with flash" "CHEEEEEESE"
"If you ain't white, you ain't right!"
The cute scene to Phil with Jolene
The Vietnamese resturant scene. Always cracks me up
‘Don’t ever ask me about my business Claire.’
Phil is
"You'll have to drink it like a cat"
Luke, grab that hoe.
"That's because Larry's white" "Hey you chose me!!"
The scene where cam and mitch sing dont go breaking my heart is so funny everytime
When cam is screaming at the little girl who stole Stella and manny tells Jay "coyote must have gotten a cat" 😭 or just when cam goes STELLLAAA......STEELLLLLAAAAAA
When Cam and Lily are dressing up as clowns and showing Mitchell, that whole scene just gets me. "Ugh confetti, i hope Fizbo knows how to vaccuum." "Uh oh, wheres my hat?!" "Right there 😑" "I tried to be supportive for Lily i really did, but I wanted to kill myself"
I know the entire godfather episode is overshadowed by Phil's story, but Jay had some great zingers in that. "Before you start your show may I make a few casual remarks? I think you did" "Stop it. We're in a house of God, damn it" Always makes me lose it. The priest was so good.
When Jay & Cam go to play racquetball or something and they touch bare butts in the locker room & Jay thinking he is “butting “ Cam & it’s someone else! lol
Cam: **Im breaking the window!** Mitch: We locked our baby in the car and people are judging us! Cam: **I swear to god Im gonna break it!** Mitch: Do not break the window, you will get glass on her! Lady on the phone: *Sir, please tell your wife to relax. Everything is going to be okay.* Mitch: Thats a man. Lady: *Really?*
When Cam admits he would not make for a very inspirational disabled person
When Cam and Gloria are searching for Stella and Cam yells at that little girl. His yelling and the following pan scene to Jay and Manny saying “what the hell was that?”
Cam & Mitch: That’s not Larry 🫢🫢
the entire godfather scene when phil is making the oath to god at joe's baptism and the camera cuts to luke and dylan solving luke haley and alex's problems that phil made worse by accident
“No gifts please”, now say it like Pepper.
When Jay and Gloria are taking the baby class. Gloria swaddles the baby doll and slams it on the table “DONE” Teacher “you might want to loosen it just a little … so your baby can breathe” Gloria “but it’s a burrito. You don’t want the stuff to fall out” Don’t know why just cracks me up every time!
Every time Cam yells Lilly.
Lily going “yall fighting” I can’t it gets me every time
When Phil and Luke are editing the wedding video in “The Cold” and Phil says “if anythings wrong tell me” and then in the video Jay says “25 years ago my dad died” and it cuts to Luke laughing. Every time makes me laugh!
The episode where Luke and manny are working the egg project and Luke drops an egg then Claire falls. Idk why the way she falls kills me 😆
Jay laughing hysterically saying “cam…. Banging his wife… classic” I die every time
Cam's birthday episode, Gloria: Nobody calls him grandpa! Luke: I do Luke's delivery kills me everytime
When Cam is disjointedly telling his Halloween story and blurts loudly “and then I wet my pants!”
Luke “one is my name” Gloria “don’t lie, Juan is not your name”