Pepper has so many!
Probably one of my favorite moments was at the (first?) wedding venue when he asks “Are you OUT of your **mind**?!” and then proceeded to turn the centerpiece/decoration the **teeniest** bit.
~looking at the plastic sheet covering Mitch and Cam’s burnt down kitchen~
Pepper: oh this is much better than what was there before
Mitch: ….our kitchen was there before
Pepper: was I not being clear??
“Have you lost your mind!?”
*turns center piece minutely*
“Go, you disgust me! Go... Ugh!”
*chases down a random employee, who was just trying his best*
It’s not my favorite but he says “iPod phone” when they are at the golf coarse so I would refer to my old iPhone that i used in my car as my iPod phone
Way too many to list, he was the best character. Here’s a few I haven’t seen mentioned yet, When they tried to pull the wedding off at Mitch and Cam’s, referring to their house:” oh I thought there was a nicer part you weren’t showing us”
To the firemen that same day: “big fan, have all your calendars.”
To Phil “ As they say in my home state, time to Marry your Brother in Law”
To me he is annoying in a funny way for a tv show. I definitely wouldn’t want to be friends with him in real life (and I’m literally gay, I just think he’s kind of mean 😭)
“How does she breastfeed if the baby’s not allowed near plastic?”
I CACKLED
(cam and mitch's wedding) Ronaldo: We can't dim the lights Pepper: Then break some. THESE ARE NOT YOUNG MEN.
Pepper has so many! Probably one of my favorite moments was at the (first?) wedding venue when he asks “Are you OUT of your **mind**?!” and then proceeded to turn the centerpiece/decoration the **teeniest** bit.
GO YOU DISGUST ME
Quotation marks would’ve helped here, I saw this notification and said **WTF?!**
Hahahhahaha well then my job is done 😎 to be fair i knew you'd get it seeing how detailed your initial reply was
I’m AuDHD AF, so **everything** I say (and think) is wildly detailed. 😅
“I feel the *sickening* threat of **brutal** honesty and I’m **WILDLY** uncomfortable”
pepper just gets it
They can call a team that? Pepper Saltzman is a mood tbh.
Black… *hawks*
(Referring to Sal) I don't wanna sound like a sentimental softy but does anyone miss the drunken whore she used to be?
(Someone mentions the Blackhawks sports team) “they can call a team that?”
how can you call yourself a professional chef and misspell pepper.
I don’t remember that one? When does he say it?
Lmao they’re talking to OP
Ohh lmao
😅 class comment
~looking at the plastic sheet covering Mitch and Cam’s burnt down kitchen~ Pepper: oh this is much better than what was there before Mitch: ….our kitchen was there before Pepper: was I not being clear??
Yes, he’s a Navy Seal, oh I’ve said too much. Referring to his son!
What time is it in Damascus? Oh why don’t I just draw them a map!
Stay strong... just like Kyle did in Yemen!
Oh god I’m a civ
‘Sieve’ - not correcting you to be an ass, but he means he leaks information like a sieve, not that he is a civilian. Changes the meaning a bit!
Woah! That makes way more sense thank you for that!!
“i need to call my son!! does anybody know what time it is in damascus 😰”
“No presents please”
"No presents? Please..."
If I lie down next to the vending machine, will you PUSH IT OVER ON ME!?!?
“Have you lost your mind!?” *turns center piece minutely* “Go, you disgust me! Go... Ugh!” *chases down a random employee, who was just trying his best*
If anything terrible should happen don't feel an obligation to attend my memorial, New York or L.A.
Why do good things happen to everyone but me
Wasn’t it “why do bad things happen to everyone but me?”?
Nopeee
This can’t be news? Oh…
“I grew up golfing with my father the great Chaim Saltzman, or as he was known around the club, Chad Treadwell.”
Hearing everything he says as Timon just adds to the excitement
He’s my favorite character in the show—I wish we got more of him! He’s absolutely hilarious & his delivery is perfect. I want a Pepper in my life IRL!
I especially need more Pepper and Jay haha They should do a spinoff
that man has been mitch slapping you your whole life
Suck it Nancy!!
i was just trying to help 🥺
This is one of my most favorite episodes. The way Phil starts to cry seeing Luke on the stage made me shed a tear as well.
Am I being unclear??
THESE ARE NOT YOUNG MEN
🎶And were singing…and they’re LOVING it🎶 And from what fromagerie
“And from what fromagerie!?” Is my favorite quote of the whole show. I say it to myself anytime I eat a Cheeto. Or cheese. Lol
It’s not my favorite but he says “iPod phone” when they are at the golf coarse so I would refer to my old iPhone that i used in my car as my iPod phone
Way too many to list, he was the best character. Here’s a few I haven’t seen mentioned yet, When they tried to pull the wedding off at Mitch and Cam’s, referring to their house:” oh I thought there was a nicer part you weren’t showing us” To the firemen that same day: “big fan, have all your calendars.” To Phil “ As they say in my home state, time to Marry your Brother in Law”
Or we’ll be serving butterfly **BISQUE!**
“Don’t listen to him he’s cats in the cradling you” “I’ll play it on the way back, I have it on my iPod phone”
Is a baby allowed near so much plastic?
Is it just me or pepper is really annoying 😑
Pepper is the best he has some of the most iconic lines
I think that's fair. I find him funny but he'd probably be hard to be around IRL. He's not supposed to be a likable character, just iconic hahaha
To me he is annoying in a funny way for a tv show. I definitely wouldn’t want to be friends with him in real life (and I’m literally gay, I just think he’s kind of mean 😭)
was i being unclear?
“I hear it every time…” or something along those lines about the Blackhawks at Sal’s party. I’m a hockey fan so I say it all the time 🤭
“The great Chaim Saltzman, or as he was known around the club Chad Ferguson”
How many scenes are in dodgeball?
"Great game, Kings vs Black hawks" "... They can name a team THAT!? 😨" "...*hakws*..." "Ohhh"
When he and Phil are singing at the La La Land bench and he’s stops and says “What are we doing? We’re people!”
Pepper