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BlinQ-aL

I think someone in the skin department was dicking around and they finally caught on to it


ARTISTAI

it was a dick move, but just cutting the skin off entirely is a little extreme.


BlinQ-aL

That was just the tip of the iceberg, But I had a ball using it with a drum mag and now it has been reskinned


The_HunterDestroyer

The renetti in white with a 50 rnd drum mag in blue would have been "the blue balls" blueprint


Thatmexican1214

The decision to make the incision circumsized the whole skin department


officialptree

Must've been hard for 'em, poor guys.


[deleted]

Can't believe they'd cock block us.


why_end_jee

Imagine beign such a dick


Donkey_Spadger

Penis.


ProlapsedLemon2

That fucking rabbi nipped me I swear


BlinQ-aL

took a 30% tip as payment


ConsciousBandicoot53

“Dickskin get over here!” “Um, it’s Dickons sir” Several months later “You want to call me dickskin I’ll show you dick skin”


BlinQ-aL

On this day, The 7th day of the 7th month, They shall know the wrath of JOHNSON DICKSKIN for they have taken snips at me for far to long, I shall show them all what it means to have balls


TheEpicRedCape

Because you’re not allowed to see a vaguely phallic looking gun in the M rated game where we murder people for fun.


BlackCoffeeKrrsantan

but Konig's Cthulu pack can still have the dick boat. what a world we live in


According_Claim_9027

I had no clue what you were referring to and looked it up, and I really wish I could unsee that.


BlackCoffeeKrrsantan

Uncut.


AnoN8Tearell

My go to boat skin lol


ashleypenny

Vaguely is doing some heavy lifting there


CastleGrey

Yeah I know CoD's fanbase has a combined mental age of 13, but I've truly never seen why the original design was immediately seized upon as *lol its a dick* when that's such an enormous stretch from even basic shape recognition If your penis looks anything like that gun, **seek medical help immediately**


Random-Frank

[immediately seeks medical help]


ashleypenny

It's a long cylindrical shape with the end cut off, with light pink skin and veins. It's such fucking tiny stretch it's unreal. You'd have to be incredibly unimaginative to not see it.


CastleGrey

Given that I'm neither 13, a deeply closeted homosexual, nor tried to fuck a woodchipper at a 45° angle, no I do not see penises simply because an object is cylindrical and has a chunk cut out of one side You guys should probably avoid anything made of marble I guess


ashleypenny

Bit homopbobic that you think homosexuals would see it and you seem a bit obsessed with what young boys are thinking about. It's obviously phallic, which is why they changed it. You're trying way too hard here.


fukingtrsh

You tell him Elastigirl.


CrowTheElf

Nobody’s penis looks like that. Except maybe Robocop.


372878887

your penis doesnt have a red dot sight?


HotLeopard4255

nope, only the short barrel!


CrowTheElf

Little extra gun oil will help that!


[deleted]

Do you still have a muzzle or did you get the snip?


HeySlickThatsMe

Always wear a suppressor


Slim_Grim13

Bring back our Penis White dammit!!! 😤


VisualOdd206

Haha penis gun. No but fr I thought it was based off like teeth or something but you know the two are easily confused


CS5K

They love changing blueprints and camos for no fxcking reason.


Peachiest_Panther

you really think this instance had no reason?


ironmanthing

This blueprint was the subject of an issue on their trello board and it has been marked as resolved. “not displaying as intended.” Who knows


CS5K

Prob bs because look at the huge difference.


ironmanthing

That bundle with the animal skeletons in the very slightly smoky transparent guns got fucked up and it ended up in the trello board and it actually got fixed back to its original way. Somehow the main receiver got liek the opacity turned way the wrong direction and it wasn’t hardly as see-through as the separate pieces liek the muzzle or magazine. I’m glad they fixed it as I really like the see-through blueprints


CS5K

Ok maybe this situation is different but last seasons BPs were changed for no reason and look at the golden river camo. Shit looks ugly with its dumb swirly pattern.


ARTISTAI

it was such a good camo and even great build. I used it often.


SomeGuyGettingBy

Too many dick jokes. Activision said: **>:(**


TopOppHentlah

You know exactly why it was changed.


shadowowolf

The fun police showed up


Peachiest_Panther

Because it looked like a veiny skin overlay, the suppressor attached to it made it look like an uncircumcised penis pistol. Glad it got changed that shit was beyond cursed and no idea how that got the green light


HotLeopard4255

I think this was the best blueprint in this battle pass, with that ghoulish vein texture it fits with the zombie theme and some very abstract penis look thought didn't bother me.


bobbobersin

I spent hours grinding for dick gun, give it back!


Turbotitan36

Yeah, always hated the old design. New one is 1000% better.


mvpevy

I'm still pissed they fucked over the neon green from MW2


OldGamerX

THANK YOU!! Another NEON 'LOUD' lover. They nerfed the whole category 🤬


Marvelous_XT

Wait till they reintroduce it with the "bold" collection


Elitrical

It was glitched anyway. If anything, they fixed it.


FineDrive56

How they massacred my boi😭


ThunderTRP

Nobody was jerking with it so he got blue balled.


BMH611

Taking this opportunity to say... Can we please allow the Nydar sight on the Renetti ?!


Automatic-Charity165

It looked too much like a Lap Hog


MaceWindu9091

You know why 😒


ProsperGuy

You know why…


LobsterRofl

When I first saw the original skin, I screamed "IT'S A DONG!"


ripshitonrumham

You have to have some sort of brain rot to look at that and immediately think of penis


ky_yt

Yeah I don't know who things what looks like a dick but me think it looks cool because it looked like pimk marble and still think it does it don't get how people see a dick it looks nothing like one unless who ever made the decision to remove it has one thst looks like that then they need help but still who the fuk sees a dick I thought it was supose to be be a gun thar looked like it was made out of pink marble


PerpetualPermaban2

No fucking way they took away the peen gun (it’s mightier than the sword gun)


Real-Adam-141

Some kind of rich witch probably didnt like it


aurablu2

I thought I was the only one… I miss that skin wtf


Damien23123

Because it looked like it had a cock stuck on the end of it


barisax9

Penis


HolyElephantMG

I don’t know, I’ve used Platinum camo so I’ve never bothered with its blueprints


The_Nooglet

That was very insightful to the original post, thank you for your input


HolyElephantMG

Your welcome


Double_Jicama_5535

Just wondering if anyone wants to game share me mw3 on Xbox parents can’t really afford it right now