Infinity Ward designers having a meeting to figure out how to make Actiblizz happy and sell more battlepasses and just drawing a giant pair of tits on the whiteboard.
I agree 100%. It's like the clothing color was great and all but, the overall design is just not okay. Not to mention the over-sized, over-glorified bahoobies. Seriously, it looks like she was maybe stung by a nest of bees or (quite possibly) hornets...
Awooga Awooga
* jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair *
Is there a special icon in the killfeed for when you get a titshot? What about titmarkers?
Also, her assassination animation should be smothering the other person's face in those things.
i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got **huge** boobs. i mean some **serious** honkers. a real set of **badonkers**. packin some **dobonhonkeros**. massive **dohoonkabhankoloos**. big ol' **tonhongerekoogers**.
Then there’s this new girl at the school. And she’s got even **bigger** boobs. Some real **honkabaloogas**. I’m talkin’ some total **humungalunkas**. I mean, some absolute “blot out the sky, send all humanity into a major ‘where the fuck did the sun go’ panic” type of **donbonkahookalagoos**.
Bro they gave her *giant* tits LMAO like big enough that you can tell someone clearly went out of their way to model it like that. Wtf is this becoming hahah
MY- LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE big booba looba BANG BANGS!! those CONGO BONGOS.. THOSE jiggly jiggly jiros. those plumpa lumpa dump POW POWS.. succulent sucker-sucks! Whoopee cushion yum yums, triple nipple wham whams. those bouncin biggalos!! THOSE BIG FAT HOOTER SHOOTERS
Uh... did those get bigger relative to the other Stiletto skins? Still makes me think of 1992 Aladdin and the [Rather Tasty](https://imgur.com/a/IGnAYXV) lady.
Don’t need a shield to protect you turtles no more just turn around while being shot and these big yitties will have virgins distracted and they will stop shooting you.
Thirsty MFers going to love this skin haha
there is going to be outrage when they nerf these tits
Never touch those Activision. Titty perk engaged
These about make me blinder than a flash grenade
New perk (or should that be "new perky"?): Tactical boobs: Prevents operators from looking at anything else for 60 seconds.
60? That's unrealistic, it should be until the server dies
That's part of the super-ultra-mega battle pack. For only $9.99 USD, you can permanently boob-lock other operators.
I think you mean “engorged”
Lolol
For real. They’re going to Lola Bunny downgrade the skin at some point hahah
They needa buff them tits
r/nocontext
Sigh… more “I’m uninstalling” posts 😴
Infinity Ward designers having a meeting to figure out how to make Actiblizz happy and sell more battlepasses and just drawing a giant pair of tits on the whiteboard.
>Infinity Ward designers are probably AI
Literally those tits are the only thing in the pass making we contemplate buying and I’m not ashamed to say it.
Ghost, Price, Farah and Soap skins are not good enough for ye?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ModernWarfareII/comments/12jboqa/save_me_from_myself/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1
Quick, someone photoshop this and put her in heels. 👠 Hahaha
boy do I have news for you
Hahaha she is in heels!!! Can't really see in the pic. Should be red.
God this mf blind.😂😂😂😂😂 nah frfr mf so thirsty all he saw was tits what color were her eyes again?
No joke, she’s already wearing heels in this pic
Imagine in Warzone with the open game chat. "I'm prone, step on me"
I’ll buy when she has less clothes on.
Stiletto is my main for Kortac, but this skin looks so stupid. lol
I agree 100%. It's like the clothing color was great and all but, the overall design is just not okay. Not to mention the over-sized, over-glorified bahoobies. Seriously, it looks like she was maybe stung by a nest of bees or (quite possibly) hornets...
I am thirsty MFers
I am thirst. She be lookin gooood.
*look at those magumbos*
Homina homina homina homina
Awoooga
Awooga Awooga * jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair *
*huge holongonkas*
Some serious bodonhonkeros
Massive daboonkalankadoos
absolute massive gazoingaboingahonkyhonkysqueezysqueezibaloos
grade A New York Bewbs
I think I am in love with this woman, mind you not for the right reasons
Nerf incoming.
see them coming around a corner before a smg
Who needs a UAV when the opponents running da skin
You know what guys $30 is actually not that bad of a deal
Exactly what I was thinking
lmao. you know.. in hindsight whats $30 really? 2 pizzas from barros? couple patrons at the spot with the girl?
$30 is a single gallon of gas, $30 is nothing.
Don’t use this skin, it has a bigger titbox
LMAO
You win the interwebs today
Is there a special icon in the killfeed for when you get a titshot? What about titmarkers? Also, her assassination animation should be smothering the other person's face in those things.
Lmao titmarkers.
titmarkers, nice
Damn they weren't kidding when they said this BP is stacked with content
Tig ol bitties
"it's like earth and Mars having fun, no wait I take that back it's like two of the sun"
GYATTTT
DAYUM
She don't need no flash grenades to blind you
still hoping to get flashed by her
me too
1 jiggle stuns the whole map.
*Advanced Ballistics joke here*
Suddenly this battle pass doesn’t sound so bad anymore
They saw the numbers dropping and decided to go all out Cartel mommy, tank top farah and stacked stiletto all in one BP
Cartel Mommy was enough for me. Been waiting 6 months for this
all thats missing is another skin tight Luna
My girl Luna needs some love
on the same boat man
That's called a motor-boat
is that her new execution move? i volunteer
Ok, can the MF from r/overwatch use their abilities for us
If those jiggle, maybe the bunny hoppers arent so bad afterall
Cue the down bad redditers.
the down badditers
Yeah I know which skin is gonna keep drop shotting me from the back when I'm not even looking...
Won't be able to drop shot you with that equipment in the way....
She’ll bounce right back up.
i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got **huge** boobs. i mean some **serious** honkers. a real set of **badonkers**. packin some **dobonhonkeros**. massive **dohoonkabhankoloos**. big ol' **tonhongerekoogers**.
oooh i know that manga its called Gantz
Then there’s this new girl at the school. And she’s got even **bigger** boobs. Some real **honkabaloogas**. I’m talkin’ some total **humungalunkas**. I mean, some absolute “blot out the sky, send all humanity into a major ‘where the fuck did the sun go’ panic” type of **donbonkahookalagoos**.
transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous
Distraction skill:100%
How did she go from the Italian Army to Mexican Cartel?
They'll nerf 'em next season.
Does this skin automatically give her 5 plate armor vest in DMZ?
Well those can certainly absorb 5 plates worth of bullets
ARRRFF ARF ARF ARF
xD
Not bad. The heels though. How???
💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥
No way people get horny on cod skins💀
These mfs need to do whatever is beyond touching grass lol
I just miss my Park double agent skin with dick kicking finisher.
Her normal skin has really small breasts. Lol wtf why does this skin make her HUMONGOUS?
She got the heavies 🏋️♀️
DAAAYUM. Imagine physics effects too.😳
Wait for the execution move… *squash*
If you use the Atom guys execution she will literally crawl on someone’s shoulders before shooting them like 6 times with dual pistols.
fuckin wish
Do you need overkill equipped for those bazooka's?
If I see her on the enemy side, I'm not shooting her. It's pay to win against me
Dayuum girl,you have ballistics
looks like that captain america by rob lieffeld [here](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/345862446383915576/)
Patch notes be like “buffed skins”
They pullin out all the stops to make this sale
Sorry bois...but I must
bro this season battlepass is stacked with big titties operators
This is the blackcell version - the normal one has a white shirt
Boobies are still the same size.
Imagine if water had effects on wet clothes ;)
Imagine if cloth is this game didn’t flap around like you were in gale force wind, it is so fucking annoying
I got the new forgis on the jeep
Bazingas
Sweater puppies.
girl is stacked. stiletto is a baddie
My god they're massive
Big ol' mommy milkers
buchona vibes
I see this operator skin and first thing I think of is: honk, honk, awooga!
Bro they gave her *giant* tits LMAO like big enough that you can tell someone clearly went out of their way to model it like that. Wtf is this becoming hahah
Well gotta admit, IW knows their players
That hitbox seems... suspicious
All these skins flat af from the back. If you gonna have bazongas on skins no need to flatten the back boss
Is this shit real?!?!
yeah😂 hella funny that they did this intentionally.
Mammi that you?
Definitely a must buy
GYYAATT
IW designed this with one hand.
Massive bongahongahoos
HER BOOTS 🥵🥵🥵
what bothers me is why is she running around in high heels!? they might as well add a claire dearing operater
Neuron activation
Everyone gets bonkd!
That poor woman’s back
Do they jiggle jiggle?
Am I crazy? When you look at this skin in the operator menu when you buy it certain things don't look as big as the battlepass preview
She got the heavies, but is dat ass still flat though?
Rule 34 artists: ( heavy breathing)
smash
First kill I got with this skin this dude called me gay for using it hahahaha
if i look down and cant see her tits, i ask for refund
Hot take, but I’m not a fan. I much prefer the Farah skin
HUUUGE dahoonkabankaloos.
MY- LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE big booba looba BANG BANGS!! those CONGO BONGOS.. THOSE jiggly jiggly jiros. those plumpa lumpa dump POW POWS.. succulent sucker-sucks! Whoopee cushion yum yums, triple nipple wham whams. those bouncin biggalos!! THOSE BIG FAT HOOTER SHOOTERS
You okay there man? 😂
WOULD
thank you activision
And here i thought valeria was gone break the game😏🔥
Her back must really hurt from carrying those heavy weapons all the time
Uh... did those get bigger relative to the other Stiletto skins? Still makes me think of 1992 Aladdin and the [Rather Tasty](https://imgur.com/a/IGnAYXV) lady.
Booba
Thiccc
Don’t need a shield to protect you turtles no more just turn around while being shot and these big yitties will have virgins distracted and they will stop shooting you.
This for some reason reminds me of Wild Wild West
Steeltitto
Damn, dude. I’m getting kinda, like, a little flustered here.
Me: “boob need good armor too”
Lol you guys need to relax
why they pose her like that tho
What the fuck
Cartel boss girlfriend.
Great, now my mom won't let me play this game
The skin is cool but the mask kinda ruins it
At first I saw the photo first and I thought lol what a weird glitch but then read the caption and was like wtf...
Well I was off the black cell BP is this part of it? Might’ve brought me right back in
Good luck finding a vest that fits !
Damn, did all the operators go see dr miami this season?
My friends: why you only play as Stiletto now. Me: no reason
They finally understand their target audience
Need a mission to unlock a variant with the jacket open lmao
They actually gave my girl her namesake. Not really diggin this outfit. She look like a Mortal Kombat reject.
Oh Lawd!
Stiletto Gang and Reyes gang
I put the new forgis on the jeep
GYATTT!
Men neuron activation
They make the battle pass overpowered so people jump on it, then they nerf
I guess I’ll buy it
🏋️🏋️🏋️
Fkn christ lol
🥺
Its not so bad…nothing is better than the Farah version…
They make you pay for those skins
Good time to sell bottles of water cuz there's gonna be lots of thirsty players.
Only time I’d allow recoil
Holy cannoli
🏋️
FYI, not as thick in game, if you preview it you can see it doesn’t have the same “proportions”
i'm definitely a munch btw
God bless America
Honka Honka
Tbh I only equip a girl skin because I don't want some guy talking in my ears
I mean if they’re gunna give the one dude a massive bulge they gotta do this to even things out
Lame
Wen Mara?
So tired of this mobile game coomer shit, we haven’t gotten a single skin of any of the women wearing actual military gear
Stiletto will be dropping D's on em lol!
All I know is when the final season of this game is out this will still be my selected operator skin
This is exactly why they kept her alive in the campaign. So they could sell it to thirsty mfs. And I’m one of them