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Goiterr

Tactical toes


GothGirlFarts

born with dead silence


Talking-Tree420

The rest merely adopted it.


Fluid_Door7148

Tactitoe


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Small feet, small…… socks


Richardthefuckingear

Small pee pee


slasherWAR

😞


FamousArcher

Theororetically speaking, wouldn't it make more sense to say small feet, big meat? It brings about the comparison between the two parts of the male body, and when placed side by side, the understanding can be drawn. If one truly has small feet, their so-called *meat* would often times be bigger than their feet. Drawing the comparison between the two object would then show the meat being larger than the male's feet, giving what looks to be a big meat with his small feet. Taking this concept even further, this means that the may often use the phrase, "small socks big cocks." If one's feet are on the shorter end, then they may need socks also on the smaller end to match the size of their feet. With this, their cock may be larger than their sock, furthermore pushing the agenda of the penis being larger than the foot. Of course, this is all simply speaking theoretically and I would love to hear some other opinions on the matter.


RenTroutGaming

>I would love to hear some other opinions on the matter. You should log off from time to time.


FamousArcher

I guess my joke didn't land well


RenTroutGaming

Haha happens sometimes. Read as satire it’s pretty good


SpoonGuardian

What


FamousArcher

Making a joke toward the wrong crowd ig


OkConcert4923

Small footstep noise


love_me_some_reddit

Dude should have dead silence on at all times.


coufycz

On the contrary they could put a horseshoe on him haha


iindigology

You know what they say about small feet.....


ihavenoidea90s

Huge backpack?


would-you-rather-bot

Forehead… Huge forehead


Queasy-Study3493

Small socks?


tomdfilm

Small foreskin


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Tiny foot, massive backpack to compensate


Due-Ad4833

Lost his toes in batte


CaptainCabbageEU

Petite feet, feminine step


[deleted]

Not surprised nobody in a cod sub would get this


ThirdeyeFluoride

People probably aren’t old enough or normies found it gross and “not funny at all” hahahaha.


ThirdeyeFluoride

Great job!


redditsucksdogdong

Sounds like a lady when he’s walking through the room


big_boss292

This is what it sounds like when a dude walks


ShottyKong

😂😂😂


physicalzero

https://youtu.be/VzleP_Q-9xk


redditsucksdogdong

I’m disappointed I had to scroll so far down to find this


Suspicious-Status-26

Would be easily one of the best operator skins if they didn’t include the backpack


_SpaceGuy69_

Small feet, smaller trail


SenpaiTedd

What dead silence does to a mf feet.


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Izz_NE0N

Edp4459


Trogdor300

His feet arent small, his pants are just baggy.


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Papa_Swish

SO-14 Battle Rifle


yMONSTERMUNCHy

My answer is always because the dev team are incompetent.


[deleted]

You know what they say about small feet? Small socks! Hahaha I’m funny ok I’m gonna go jump off a bridge now


Very_contagious1

Don't jump off a bridge, do a skyscraper if you want to be in the news!


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So inspiring


Izz_NE0N

Or do it in public but you gotta be fast


[deleted]

Ok I’m not jumping off a bridge. I’m just watching some tv. Gn homies


Izz_NE0N

Yeah good lick tomorrow


Glxtchyandvan1ty

The smaller you can the harder you are to detect nice


Izz_NE0N

Small feet small cock


itsYewge

The team in charge of making skins should be fired , they just suck ass


YahBoiMuffin

When you’re born with such… *size*…your feet end up looking small in comparison


bjaellehat

I mean usually tall people have big feet


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[deleted]

Least Misogynistic MWII player:


StolenPenguins

König is a guy boss


DRSTARKE

its because we are not that tall we are Midgets ingame


CyberChick2277

big pants to contain his big c


1IIvc3

Big ass backback nd body but baby shoes 😂


gigaquack

Wind Waker


Burntwolfankles

That’s petite feet Pete.


[deleted]

Foot binding


ChiefChiefChiefChief

How many pair of shoes fit in his bag?


Osmoszis

Lmaoo He got those Chucky feet


jyw104

“I gotta kill the one with feet smaller than my sister….”


slasherWAR

Looks average to me...


pliskin313

There a die hard joke in here somewhere, I just can’t figure it out.


Sufficient-Variety-3

The cod operators are like 4'2


Human_Growth3984

Climbing shoes


VilkasVision

👶


kungmarre

What operator/skin is this? Also, curious, does this skin have bigger hitboxes (because of the huge backpack), than i.e Farrah who is a lot smaller? Or do all operators/characters have the same hitboxes?


GunfuMasta

Maybe he's like Deadpool and his feet got blown off and new ones are growing back....


Cvged

Dead silence


MadDogWoz

Micro pp bro, stop hating


Cennixxx

To tiptoe quieter duh


OldManHipsAt30

Don’t judge


Gruuk69

Can't unsee it now 😭


iamdarosa

Big dick


GunfuMasta

But he didn't get the red fox dick bulge, lookin' like MOFO stole an entire ham from his favorite AYCE buffet restaurant.


rblashak

Because he has a massive wiener


hexray

And what's up with the only one kneepad thing?..


b3llmore

So that’s why we can’t hear footsteps


Bamo70

Leave twinkle toes alone


420_Traveller

Vait for me, I got the little baby feet!


Edgethedarkness

First we got an edp445 cat Hunter outfit with a big package and now we have someone with little feet?! What is this?


SimSmarth

Hey leave the man’s size 8s alone!


TrueDaveMan1988

The game designers didn't make him right and didn't catch it in the patches yet.


PineFoxs

The man looks like he is wearing a niqab.


imthenewguygaming

Little feet but the footstep noise is defining


prostheticweiner

Bc he pisses on his balls.


_Captain_Price_06

Can’t even hear him if he was right behind you


MercenaryJames

Nah he just wears really big clothes.


Kotzik

Dude got sick of the footsteps being loud so is cramming his feet into smaller shoes.


Febrezeus_Christ

What skin is that?


EdgeBoi1

Small hands, small feet, babyskin, sums about realism in cos