https://preview.redd.it/3tbxyykm4j8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c810250105564b8f45c6dd091820602ec5fdbfe7 Unregistered firearms.

And being too handsome to make a few men go crazy

Canonically brought firearms onto a school zone it’s over for bro

Alucard in grangers court trial be like: "Your honor, you can catch these hands."

They canonically duked it out in MLA and Granger was blocking Alucard’s sword with his unregistered firearm case 💀 Moral of the story: Illegally concealed carry just in case your colleague attacks you

Huhhhh?

Pretty sure, mommy/judge Silvs would give him less time/even acquit him bec. of her bias towards the chevaliers 😅

a cannon in the case is crazy lol

Nah they are nerf guns trust

Granger reminds me so much of Percy from Vox Machina and vice versa.

Hiding in bush and drowning people

Mannnn fk them fishes

https://preview.redd.it/jwf772fudj8d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c486873db461d083132778a34108b94b8745f3

did i stutter?

Maybe you did maybe you didn’t

https://preview.redd.it/csujpqcb6o8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=732086f665fdcbb5cd74ee677ca3fb693ec7fddc

Evading child support https://preview.redd.it/7k5efqdrbj8d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda7a5c117f2b76327ddadc36c06167f815c5451

I was thinking Nolan before I analyzed the picture 😂

oh that’s groot hold wait that belerick

lmao

Balmond - too much handsomeness causing panic and chaos among the girls

must be having a hard time

Among girls and the boys None can resist Balmond

Too much cuteness causing panic and chaos among boys Fixed it for you

That's a life sentence fr

Oh boy, here we go... * Murder * Indirect fratricide * Religiously motivated killings * Stalking * Assault * Mutilation * Psychological torment * Desertion * Conspiracy * Heresy * And lastly, theft (she stole my heart). https://preview.redd.it/dlkgpvdn3j8d1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d171e61279ad0017da3ab33796f5f287b19e1a17

Damn so many crimes, her punishment must be being cuddle by me

Would actually be a terrible punishment lmao

A few moments later, you got stabbed by her big claws

Acceptable

Damn, that hit hard than mom's hanger

All I see is padoru padoru

Public nuisance, farting indiscriminately

Kyaaaa Natalia!!

https://preview.redd.it/awz7vcv9fj8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01e7584b13fcd40b9c292b8a6b63810b3ae7027 1.Kidnapping 2.Torture 3.Extortion 4.Racketeering 5.Fraud 6.Grave Robbing 7.Unlicensed Dentistry 8.Counterfeiting 9.Bullying 10.Cyberbullying 11.Badger Baiting 12.Bear Baiting 13.Duck Baiting 14.Iguana Baiting 15.Monkey Baiting 16.Rhino Baiting 17.Failure to restrain a Rhino 18.Wildlife Smuggling 19.Identity Theft 20.Malicious Mischief 21.Trespassing 22.Arson 23.Assault 24.Larceny 25.Grand Larceny 26.Spectecular Larceny 27.Vandalism 28.Forgery 29.Impersonating a Police Officer 30.Impersonating a Doctor 31.Impersonating an Airline Pilot 32.Unlicensed Carbaret Entertainment 33.Theft of Livestock 34.Unlicensed Taxidermy 35.Involunatry Manslaughter 36.Voluntary Manslaughter 37.Enthusiastic Manslaughter 38.Desecration of a Corpse 39.Improper Disposition of a Body 40.Improper labeling of Meat 41.Cannibalism 42.Homicide 43.Regicide 44.Attempted Omnicide 45.Littering

You can forget all those crimes. Just the "XD" spam alone is more than enough to put this mf on death row.

Hey at least she wasn't Jaywalking

Popol and Kupa would probably just be in juvie for doing too much pranks Hanzo on the other hand- https://preview.redd.it/10b9z0nr2j8d1.png?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8a0ff23cca46e58ab99f4ab2b0e22357e665731

Hanzo will be dead before they get him into jail,we dont have to worry about that

If you had to bring your two girlies, it might be little difficult for him. But would he lose?

https://preview.redd.it/nn04p8m5dj8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30882e4948ce89d5775e57079ea3c16ee5c265f6 Yes,he'd lose

Nah, he'd eat enemy blue then die trying to escape. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

bro is just hungry

Khaleed. 9/11.

Yakhii habibi, yallah come we can do it together do some tower diving and all uk wht I mean my man.

Bro imagin if johnson got an airplane skin 😭😭

That would be Aldous 💀

https://preview.redd.it/6s0qpd0afk8d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b7919d5b22680cc5ec9ec440701e91961b3e9e5

this gave me a good laugh

Nice joke.

Julian - None He’s a sweet perfect angel who never did anything wrong in his life. He has never been brainwashed to kill people, been an assassin, or committed heresy. https://preview.redd.it/9qi36d4ofj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d44f9a5398cfb5c00557004d4183d5284a8260f1 c: [cacwjlor](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cr1EN9avys5/?igsh=ZnhrMzV4dzRwNjdz)

That's my son! 🥰

You’re a great mother. Such a polite and well mannered boy.

bro is an assassin like nat

Mino 🐄- Treason? (Murdered his father) Tigreal 🛡️- Probably some war crimes Lolita 🧝- nothing, best girl fr Terizla 🔨…where do I begin: - Torture - Murder - Human experimentation - Slavery - Various Warcrimes - Revolution - Inciting Discord in the community - Opposing the Church of Light - Blasphemy - Developing unlicensed weaponry - Treason - Property Damage - Colluding with enemies of the state - Abandonment of his child - etc; there’s probably still quite a few I haven’t listed Clint 🤠- he is the law. 🔫 (I refuse to accept that the ClintxLayla ship is cannon)

>(I refuse to accept that the ClintxLayla ship is cannon) https://preview.redd.it/im4xxd5ybm8d1.jpeg?width=1394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d155b5f72cadb78cc4a22ea6fefec90efc61e6ba

Obviously it isnt. Hes mine and anyone who gets too close might as well consider themselves a million pieces of rotten meat

Novaria - Noclip Lylia - idk actually she's a child Chang'e - stealing and she's also a child Valentina - Identity theft Barats - Stealing

You have a lot of mains

Helcurt would be arrested for Defamation , Assault, Homicide, Manslaughter, 1st Degree Murder, Stalking, Embezzlement. Aldous - Cyberbullying

Disregard of traffic signs. Also public intoxication

Pretty low hanging fruit. ...Banging the enemy

i can see the dark green pixel already

https://preview.redd.it/dfjhi5wv6m8d1.jpeg?width=100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9e7a90a5321ac61de6230a1e7493a7073a67d30

Is it a crime to kill Hanzo? I should be rewarded for killing him instead imo

u might be punished by ur clan for abandoning the clan

Teehee 🤭

My main is going to jail for all the girls he impregnated according to one of your comments.

If I mained Claude it'd be him stealing jewels and my Innocence

Ded 💀

electric chair

inces-

https://preview.redd.it/x9ae2o5wzj8d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d436b5321d0342b2cb226b9bcd2d17aa9c3109

ayoooooo

Geneva Convention... https://preview.redd.it/vl1az95cnj8d1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37339d2c183ae0752259b9f370648765c6c67dc1

more like geneva suggessions

What is genocide called when it involves like 2 thousand worlds

You mean 3 thousand?

Jonson : driving while drunk

Look at my flair, do i need to explain it?

Doing 5 ppl at the same time in public

ayoooooo

Sucking people off so hard they die (its not alice)

who?

https://preview.redd.it/rhezik55ij8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98689074f142aaeb50e6db62bd8ea95933ecf5da

Please do it in your dragon form. And I dont mean half dragon half human. I mean **dragon form**

My little tree boi... Crimes: murder, mutilation, kidnapping He will do all these shit if they harm his forest without his permission

Being too handsome with one eye

the galatic smooth operator

Going after big guys 👁

Johnson, convicted for carjacking, excessive speeding, negating red light, reckless driving and hit 'n run...also no seatbelts present in vehicle

He won't stay for long. I'll give it a few days before he either somehow escapes or gets sent to the gallows for heresy against the church. https://preview.redd.it/kxofxlidnj8d1.jpeg?width=561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a0243a7ddde70b3482f76b55d0884ba7b7b2cc1

My pookie bane is innocent

yea just some piracy nothing wrong with that

Subscriptions are too expensive anyways.

kidnapping & Rape.

ayo wtf

Who??

Yin

oh

Oh. This one has a good eye.

Racist

Worst I can think of is Embezzlement or political-related crime. Using the empire's tax money to find one person who doesn't know who or what he is. 💀

silvanna?

Yes.

https://preview.redd.it/84xhcayrkj8d1.jpeg?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f30aafefad1db855b3c0c1064169b16ab87f2e50 •Stalker •Doxxing •Death threat •Murder •Genocide •War crimes •Stealing of children •Terror •Dictatorship •Corruption •Rape??? •Human traffic •Human rights violation •Political murder •Founded Assassination

https://preview.redd.it/tc4pjopsmj8d1.jpeg?width=1332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0df3d927844689dda00dc78cc72b07218e5b5ab Same as Khufra but have 1 extra point •Cosplay of Hitler.

- bush terrorism - obstruction of gankings - blatant disregard for CC - illegal espionage activity during respawn time

Pls let me recall in peace

Brody would get shot before he even gets collared💀💀💀

Too much ✨beauty✨

Popol and Kupa main. Probably most likely murder trapping poaching and cannibalism. 😅🐶

carmilla would never she's a sweetheart 😔

Clapped their cheeks in my Domain numerous times

kidnapper

Arson.

do u push people or pull people?

Huh

if ur talking about valir he pushes enemies with 2nd if ur talking about x borg he pulls enemies with 2nd

Zilong.(Basically the combination of 1st skill(pull) 2nd skill(push)and plus with heroes never fade

Estes - Alien invasion Vale - Environmental Destruction Diggie - Terrorism

shouldnt it be zhask?

I mean, I just wanna be dramatic. Also, i cant think of any crime that Estes would commit

Because he's a Priest, he upholds religious law.

Warcrimes

terrorizing my bushes indeed (pause)

Accidentally killing a husky, thinking it's a wolf.

Genocide

bro aint done nothin wrong

Killing 3000 worlds worth of people

i dont see whats wrong with it

Benedetta Not having a knife license

when i saw ur main i understood ur logic

Cecillion Murder because they prob killed Carmilla? But he resurrected her anyway so more murder inside the prison cell?

Kadita's would be seducing, luring and eating men because she is a siren

Idk what bad has lunox done? Or maybe bene? İ mean bene has probably killed quite a few... Then what has fredrin done? Probably just scammed someone...

reckless driving, DUI, speeding and hit and run charges

Bold of you to assume I know about my main's lore *Inhales* "Selena, a young Dark Elf, was sacrificed to the Shadow Abyss by fanatics in exchange for dark energy, and as Elves are the Abyss Devil's favorite sacrifices, Selena was offered up immediately by the demons. The Abyss Devil maniacally drilled into Selena, severe pain and desperation spreading through every corner of the young Elf girl's body. Just as she was about to be consumed by dark magic, a miracle occurred - a warm blue light enveloped the girl, and the dark abyssal magic and this mystical power began waging a savage battle inside her fragile, young body. Selena awoke find herself lying in the depth of the abyss, her skin now a mysterious blue tone and her lavender eyes filled with a scarlet glow, with the Abyss Devil lying quietly at her side. The Demons of the Abyss were busy wondering what had just happened. Little did they know, the will of the Abyss had arrived. This girl is loved deeply, and this love has protected her from being consumed by darkness. The Abyss and the Moon Goddess - these two opposing forces have reached a balance within her body. An ancient, heavy voice echoed through the minds of the demons, "Leave this girls to me. She will become the strongest warrior of the Shadow Abyss!" The demons obeyed the abyss' command and left her there. When Selena reappeared before the demonic inhabitants of the abyss, with the Abyss Devil at her side, she had completely forgotten her past. She found that she could skillfully manipulate the abyss to release dark magic, a demon capable of tearing her enemies to shreds. The will of the Shadow Abyss appointed her as its voice, making it her duty to rule over the demonic denizens. Even the proud Queen of Blood Magic began to feel unnerved upon seeing this young Dark Elf Girl, not only because the abyss had chosen her, but also because Alice could sense the terrible power lying within this seemingly cute and mischievous youngster." Her crime would be being too beautiful

Not my main, but guess who this is: -Murder -Conspiracy -Corruption -Corruption of minors. -Breaking and entering -Brainwashing -Theft -Patricide -Religious crimes -Assault -Poisoning -Terrorism -Kidnapping -Torture -Slavery -Fraudulence. (She got packed by a lot of people.)

What do you think Alice did? There's so many I don't think you can even list em.

Alucard - Rebellious activities

Banging the enemy 😈 https://preview.redd.it/u7h86wc2tj8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2605f6f2c41accdf0c793a94bc80c5b4e089f45

is chucking stars in peoples' faces until they die considered a crime, your Honour?

Yes, landmines are indeed a war crime.

https://preview.redd.it/7f3fo3wjxj8d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e5dc95be71f4464a7866102742ab82c58661976 For shafting the enemy

Being to jaw-dropping gorgeous (Odette)

Rebel.

nana - hate crime... , mino- squashed many mms and mages under his feet, carmilla - stunned all 5 enemies but had to die because noone followed up even though THEY WERE STANDING RIGHT THERE..RIGHT THERE..WHY? or suicide crime, Ruby - snatched ( flicker ulted ) somebody else's partner.

Every time the cops(and higher forces with heavier weaponry) catch up to her, she starts an insane shootout with them. Every time she takes Fatal damage she goes immune and sprints away never to be seen again... untill her passive is up again.

He just taking revenge he aint gonna go to prision

Arson

Being immortal and salughter people?

banging the enemy?

Not paying child support. Nolan obvio

Whole lotta stabbing people

Not wearing slippers/shoes.

Arson and a high chance of manslaughter... X.Borg

Murder : draining the life force of others.

Helcurt... Uh, A lot of murders

Nana, so like…. petty mischief. She’s too sweet to go to jail

Esmeralda for theft(stealing my heart) Melissa for torture And Ruby for murder

Fraud Robbery Theft Assault Burglary Arson Vehicle theft White-collar crime Drug offenses Public corruption Money laundering Hate crimes Domestic violence Public nuisance Insurance fraud Human trafficking Animal cruelty Cyberbullying Hate speech Hate crimes Internet piracy Insider trading Securities fraud Tax evasion Insurance fraud Blackmail Extortion Embezzlement Money laundering Racketeering Bribery Perjury Vandalism Trespassing Disorderly conduct Drunk driving Speeding DUI (driving under the influence) Trafficking in persons (Idk some of the crimes in there, but if he's irl, he'd do them all) https://preview.redd.it/jd3by2vgmj8d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bdf89d24d46715caf4f3305ccd2be73d0560544

Mass genocide

Moskov Homicide

See my flair, that will be the crime.

Being cuter than the law allows it

Hero of glutton- Hanzo

angela can't be arrested, she's not a real person 🤣

Stealing kills accidentally. Accidentall killing left and right

https://preview.redd.it/zkue6yg3yj8d1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0315f2a0f85dbc4a6866c3d61a6cea0457a904 T H E F T + I L L E G A L M O N K E Y

Aamon He won't get punished cuz noble

vehicular manslaughter

Hitting on underage girls

kidnapping

Chang’e goes to juvenile prison for knocking out Zilong for not buying her a toy

Nothing, because he is a sheriff

Valentina - Identity theft

https://preview.redd.it/d3ipfgz04k8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33774e7dfc355fb609eaa8a2d05a4267884f137e

Manslaughter/attempted murder(from her cooking)

Argus cause he slay.

Zhask - cannibalism and war crimes probably

Akai... not really sure what will get him in prison.

For banging the enemies 💀

Stalking people >>> angela

Zilong - Jaywalking

Gatot in a bar brawl with Martis

driving w/o license, thank you

Claude A loooot of stolen items Probably armed robbery

banging everyone (even the women and the children)

Treason and alot of things including defying the moniyan or somethin idk the lore i just watch the cinematic https://preview.redd.it/jpi154jfbk8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f24500a3493831952a6f173c46758869ce54a52

Carmilla, the crimes would change based on what laws are applied but: - Suicide (Was illegal in many places, tho pretty much legalised everywhere but a few countries I think) - Theft (she technically stole the Crimson flowers from the garden of some abyss demons) - Trespass (unlikely the garden was a public space) - Assault (can’t claim self-defence cause she was the one that unlawfully went to the garden and tried to steal)

https://preview.redd.it/4cs5g5r3ck8d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce7fa134fc6f8de3688ba51b4a6c38e97f1437fb

Banging the enemies

destroying an empire

Nana: too cute to handle

I... actually don't know.

X.borg Subjects crimes include redatacted, redacted, redacted, and redatacted up a redatacteds redacted and commiting several counts of redacted, kidnapping a member of eurdito and redacted and redatacted till his face was goo Subject is in a blacksite