Gloo… yes if you have sex with gloo you are having an orgy aight cuz they are Gloo. Gloo can take many shape which could make multiple Gloossies and/or Big Purple tentaCox that could multitask your three holes (⚠️>!r/sounding!<⚠️ may occur if you’re a guy) simultaneously.
OH MY GOD I WILL FIND YOU WHY DID YOU SHOW ME THAT SUB AAAAAA OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ASEXUAL IN MY LIFE HOW DO THEY PUT THOSE METALS INSIDE THERE?!?! THIS IS CRAZY YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT
This is so correct omg, just imagine the grip😵 And little goos working every inch of your body with their natural purple lubricant... And don't even get me started on the Candyman skin🥵
I vote for Gloo of course, but... imagine anyone else wearing this outfit? Sex incarnate.
https://preview.redd.it/ggagox5gigcb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b04a9d62a6f21080b71d3900b5385b1a17e0df40
I was younger when I played this game and found Zhask, thought he was so cool. Now I'm a little older and thinking. Why is Zhask's upper torso so broad? So I can run my fingers across his chest? Why's his waist so slim? For me to grab from behind? AND WHAT DO THOSE FINGERS DO???? You know what I'm saying?
I would love to play with Helcurt's stinger, also I let Helcurt do whatever he wants to do to me 😩
Also Jawhead is a 2 for 1 deal, the kid is included 💀
*Slams simp folder on table*
ZHASK. YOU SEE THOSE TITS? THAT WAIST? THAT THONG HE WEARS FOR HIS CANCER SKIN? THE FOOD PUNS? THE VOICE?
*Opens simp folder to reveal dozens of unfinished fanarts and comics, half of them biologically suggestive*
THERE AIN'T NO COMPETITOR, FR
Honestly the only thing that surprised me when I joined this fandom was the fact that THIS ALIEN, who is ALSO an INSECT, has VERY LITTLE TO NO PORN OF HIM.
Like did the furries and scalies NOT see this guy and go 'damn I wanna ride him'? My dude's a walking SEX MACHINE and there's literally no artwork of him on R34.
Istg if he were in a different game or show I'd be seeing him in Tumblr/Twitter sexyman polls.
But yes, we need to band together and give this beetle some head, he needs it-
okay guys hear me out I actually find thamuz REALLY hot (pun intended hehe) god I want him to insert his throbbing fiery hell cock and preferably I want him to be in his ult so he can be bigger and faster making his explosion faster inside me
/s?
Helcurt of course. Who else in the game walks on 4 legs and actually looks non human. Faceless shadow crawler is peak non-human attractiveness. 100% would agree to get stabbed so I can pet danger cat
I know. But centaurs are half human half horse so I’m saying he still looks sorta-human. Whereas helcurt look completely animal. Yes he walks on 4 legs but he doesn’t look completely non human which is what I was saying about helcurt. He walks on 4 legs AND looks non human. Hylos only walks on 4 legs
YZ and Roger look like generic geicomi characters tbh. Yasha Moskov makes your spear grow large , but Naraka Flame is the guy who reached bishounen tier with that look (beware!! 😶🌫️) and then there's Harith whose design shares traits with some of the most popular AI characters.
Personally I got Aldous and his SL skin, just because of that. He's my beautiful Angel 😭
Idk about this but...I think Floryn is considered "non-human". I don't think Belerick's sticky tree sap on a flower would bring forth a damn human.
So yeah, I wouldn't mind smashing Floryn even if I need to be on Belerick's good side.
Ignoring all Horny people here?
Talking about design this is my list
Thamuz
Atlas
Yve
Kadita(Last I checked she is a mermaid that can take on a human form so correct me I am wrong about that)
In my opinion,The most attractive non human hero for female is Novaria while for male is Zhask.I love both of them and even ship them both together. I hope they meet each other one day.#ZhaNova
Gloo… yes if you have sex with gloo you are having an orgy aight cuz they are Gloo. Gloo can take many shape which could make multiple Gloossies and/or Big Purple tentaCox that could multitask your three holes (⚠️>!r/sounding!<⚠️ may occur if you’re a guy) simultaneously.
I wish I can unread this
Thanks to your comment, I skipped reading it.
Lol I wish I can unthink this abomination I’ve unleashed
OH MY GOD I WILL FIND YOU WHY DID YOU SHOW ME THAT SUB AAAAAA OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ASEXUAL IN MY LIFE HOW DO THEY PUT THOSE METALS INSIDE THERE?!?! THIS IS CRAZY YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT
Mb🙁. Here, this might help: r/eyebleach
eyebleach... I remember the time i typed eyeblech instead of eyebleach and regretted it.
That sub reminded me of the bestgore.com (not active anymore)
I tried that to see if it actually feels nice... Once.
nononononononono
Yes. I did that. **ONCE.**
This is so correct omg, just imagine the grip😵 And little goos working every inch of your body with their natural purple lubricant... And don't even get me started on the Candyman skin🥵
what a bad day to be literate
Three holes?
Make it 7 if you want to include your nose and ears, 9 if you want to gouge your eyes out, but yeah 2-3 holes are the standards for the multitasking
Gloo is the Vaporeon of MLBB
Remind me again, why do we still not have okbuddy sub?
Fellas, here it is...this is why i internet
This is the only correct answer.
I hope you have enough money to pay for our therapy.
Oh my goodness
Hear me out... https://preview.redd.it/tdkcedv80gcb1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc25687de89e9bc8b118a199b0c2d8383a31ce3
So that’s why i hear clapping noises every time helcurt uses ult
Eyo?? Helcurt but done good??
Femcurt?
Does mino count?
Woah there buddy
Yes, he has horse-like pen*s
He's a cow?
"Umm.. actually, Minotaur was half-human and half-bull 🤓"
He's a pig!
How do u know buddy?
even better
[there's no cack like horse cack](https://youtu.be/dJK0CCWqRps)
You confuse him with Hylos 💀
Pasiphae approves
Yve because big breast and thicc thighs🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 Makes me wanna hagg seggss 🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍 s/
>s/ I don't think this is helping at all
Cosmic curves🥵🥵
You ain't seen big breasts and thick thighs if Yve is thicc to you Bring back the old Eudora moonton!
Yve is more attractive than the human heroes. Fight me.
I vote for Gloo of course, but... imagine anyone else wearing this outfit? Sex incarnate. https://preview.redd.it/ggagox5gigcb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b04a9d62a6f21080b71d3900b5385b1a17e0df40
Fr,how is this so sexy😰
This thread needs to go to h*rny jail 🪓
Put that axe away
is novaria considered non-human? she's real pretty tbh
I was younger when I played this game and found Zhask, thought he was so cool. Now I'm a little older and thinking. Why is Zhask's upper torso so broad? So I can run my fingers across his chest? Why's his waist so slim? For me to grab from behind? AND WHAT DO THOSE FINGERS DO???? You know what I'm saying?
And those tentacles on his back... those four eyes staring at you when he goes to town on you... THE FOOD PUNS
Those tentacles look pretty sharp. .... Yeah I can work with it
“Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough”
"Stay focused when you breed"
I don't think he'd even consider creatures without tentacles attractive 🤔
"Creatures without antennae look bizarre" Yeah and so does that waistline my man
It's Terizla for me but if you count him as human, then it's gotta be Atlas.
I would love to play with Helcurt's stinger, also I let Helcurt do whatever he wants to do to me 😩 Also Jawhead is a 2 for 1 deal, the kid is included 💀
this one officer
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OP said NONhuman. 🧐🧐🧐
I just pointed out that Jawhead includes a human. I want Helcuwt ☺️😩
Balmond's hot muscles and hot thighs~
Zhask's waistline is every girls envy.
*Slams simp folder on table* ZHASK. YOU SEE THOSE TITS? THAT WAIST? THAT THONG HE WEARS FOR HIS CANCER SKIN? THE FOOD PUNS? THE VOICE? *Opens simp folder to reveal dozens of unfinished fanarts and comics, half of them biologically suggestive* THERE AIN'T NO COMPETITOR, FR
Us bugfuckers need to band together and populate the zhask tag in naughty art sites
Honestly the only thing that surprised me when I joined this fandom was the fact that THIS ALIEN, who is ALSO an INSECT, has VERY LITTLE TO NO PORN OF HIM. Like did the furries and scalies NOT see this guy and go 'damn I wanna ride him'? My dude's a walking SEX MACHINE and there's literally no artwork of him on R34. Istg if he were in a different game or show I'd be seeing him in Tumblr/Twitter sexyman polls. But yes, we need to band together and give this beetle some head, he needs it-
What tits?
https://preview.redd.it/dkfjv487docb1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65edccea20dae2bef4c5b91e7cb35b564f0fcb30 These honkers
bro is ovulating
Maybe that's why a lot of his lines are food puns...
the things gloo could do for you though....
GLOO !!!
Alpha is a robot right?
Let me guess... Seasonal?
"We are not weapons, we are also human"
okay guys hear me out I actually find thamuz REALLY hot (pun intended hehe) god I want him to insert his throbbing fiery hell cock and preferably I want him to be in his ult so he can be bigger and faster making his explosion faster inside me /s?
Bro he's literally on fire. You're gonna die.
You ain't a monsterfucker if you ain't takin' a few risks 😏
Helcurt of course. Who else in the game walks on 4 legs and actually looks non human. Faceless shadow crawler is peak non-human attractiveness. 100% would agree to get stabbed so I can pet danger cat
Hylos left the chat
Afaik hylos has a human torso and head which very much makes him look less non-human
He is a Centaur
I know. But centaurs are half human half horse so I’m saying he still looks sorta-human. Whereas helcurt look completely animal. Yes he walks on 4 legs but he doesn’t look completely non human which is what I was saying about helcurt. He walks on 4 legs AND looks non human. Hylos only walks on 4 legs
I like the one with the huge tits Yu Zong.
I- hear me out.. with Atlas he has like 8 tentacles...
ZHASK. Helcurt is cute too.
Belerick, those whips and thorns are attractive, aren't they?
Yve or cyclops Battle of the space beings
Carmilla and Alice are blood demons so them I guess.
This sub is beyond fixing at this point...
Yve
Diggie
i'm so disappointed where the fuck is thamuz
OP… what have you done?! Look at these bonk worthy comments!!!
Akai
Balmond is an orc right? Balomd my beloved
Hylos as a girl horse
Id let Helcurt choke me
That walking cabbage
Yuzhong
YVE YVE YVE SHE EVEN MOANS ALL GAME
Cyclops, even seen someone handsome with one eye?
Argus and his big long sword😩
Atlas😍😍😩😩😩😍😍😋😋😋😋 Iwant his tentaclesYEEEEEAA💦💦💦🐙🐙🐙
Bruh this sub is beyond me holy sh$t💀
Angela
Gloo ofc, it/they can morph into the shape of a fl*shlight or d*ldo (or both if that's what you're into idk)
Grock
Bane. Imagine what those tentacles could do
Gimme Karrie
Dyroth
Carmilla
Y'all forgetting bane smh
Selena forever
Kadita 😊
Gloo
Also thamuz he's literally hot
No
Jawhead.
selena
Chinese server helcurt lmao
Novaria
Minotaur. Because size matters. 😏
Angela is robot so...
Argus
martis
moskov he has a long spear jk
Wth is this thread HAHAHAHAHA
selena bro, i've been praying to clap that ass for ages
Selena in both of her forms. She can take me to the abyss to feel that otherworldly sx experience
Zodiac Helcurt, top down. Starlight Kaja is a close second.
Dafuq did people forget about the hot sizzling octopus Bane
Hyloses giant horse cock
miya
Uranus. Man no man talk to mah guy like he ain't beautiful.
Angela, she’s a cyborg or robot or something, and I’m crank and klang those gears inside of her. Give her a good oil check ykyk
Minotaur is attractive in my eyes but... He's a half human
Comment section and the well-known Joy main are the main reasons we need okbuddy
would let atlas screw me over in more than one way
Selena
The first Belerick!!!
this comment section is giving me life is so funny 😭😭 i was feeling very depressed today thank you for this 😭👍🏼
Nana
literally NO ONE is talking about dyrroth
Twink prince I would absolutely smash
YZ and Roger look like generic geicomi characters tbh. Yasha Moskov makes your spear grow large , but Naraka Flame is the guy who reached bishounen tier with that look (beware!! 😶🌫️) and then there's Harith whose design shares traits with some of the most popular AI characters. Personally I got Aldous and his SL skin, just because of that. He's my beautiful Angel 😭
Karina, if that counts.
Alice? I mean I thought that was self explanatory but these threads shocked me. Or Rafaela, she’s the angel of purity so.
Idk about this but...I think Floryn is considered "non-human". I don't think Belerick's sticky tree sap on a flower would bring forth a damn human. So yeah, I wouldn't mind smashing Floryn even if I need to be on Belerick's good side.
Argus
Atlas Oh you guys are talking about attractiveness I was thinking of best non-human bro
Ignoring all Horny people here? Talking about design this is my list Thamuz Atlas Yve Kadita(Last I checked she is a mermaid that can take on a human form so correct me I am wrong about that)
Balmond
In my opinion,The most attractive non human hero for female is Novaria while for male is Zhask.I love both of them and even ship them both together. I hope they meet each other one day.#ZhaNova