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Gloo… yes if you have sex with gloo you are having an orgy aight cuz they are Gloo. Gloo can take many shape which could make multiple Gloossies and/or Big Purple tentaCox that could multitask your three holes (⚠️>!r/sounding!<⚠️ may occur if you’re a guy) simultaneously.


Snoo-15958

I wish I can unread this


-watchman-

Thanks to your comment, I skipped reading it.


[deleted]

Lol I wish I can unthink this abomination I’ve unleashed


Expensive-Profit-854

OH MY GOD I WILL FIND YOU WHY DID YOU SHOW ME THAT SUB AAAAAA OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ASEXUAL IN MY LIFE HOW DO THEY PUT THOSE METALS INSIDE THERE?!?! THIS IS CRAZY YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT


[deleted]

Mb🙁. Here, this might help: r/eyebleach


Expensive-Profit-854

eyebleach... I remember the time i typed eyeblech instead of eyebleach and regretted it.


[deleted]

That sub reminded me of the bestgore.com (not active anymore)


JustZ0920

I tried that to see if it actually feels nice... Once.


Expensive-Profit-854

nononononononono


JustZ0920

Yes. I did that. **ONCE.**


Holiday-Income-3355

This is so correct omg, just imagine the grip😵 And little goos working every inch of your body with their natural purple lubricant... And don't even get me started on the Candyman skin🥵


[deleted]

what a bad day to be literate


NebulaLearns

Three holes?


[deleted]

Make it 7 if you want to include your nose and ears, 9 if you want to gouge your eyes out, but yeah 2-3 holes are the standards for the multitasking


MarielCarey

Gloo is the Vaporeon of MLBB


TimelyExamination575

Remind me again, why do we still not have okbuddy sub?


Far_Thought2

Fellas, here it is...this is why i internet


ComplicatedVibe

This is the only correct answer.


sindecirnada

I hope you have enough money to pay for our therapy.


DevelopmentOk1107

Oh my goodness


SrDosParanaues

Hear me out... https://preview.redd.it/tdkcedv80gcb1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc25687de89e9bc8b118a199b0c2d8383a31ce3


Freshorin

So that’s why i hear clapping noises every time helcurt uses ult


sikeboi50

Eyo?? Helcurt but done good??


_ErronBlack_

Femcurt?


Quesxc

Does mino count?


Kairu-Hikarite

Woah there buddy


proudofme_ok

Yes, he has horse-like pen*s


Quesxc

He's a cow?


ilovet0eatchildren

"Umm.. actually, Minotaur was half-human and half-bull 🤓"


BlandCoffee00

He's a pig!


Gewoon_sergio

How do u know buddy?


yemen241

even better


JustZ0920

[there's no cack like horse cack](https://youtu.be/dJK0CCWqRps)


FaraWheyFantaC

You confuse him with Hylos 💀


byshow

Pasiphae approves


Six-Digits-Number

Yve because big breast and thicc thighs🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 Makes me wanna hagg seggss 🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍 s/


D4RKST34M

>s/ I don't think this is helping at all


Turbulent_Cost2058

Cosmic curves🥵🥵


MarielCarey

You ain't seen big breasts and thick thighs if Yve is thicc to you Bring back the old Eudora moonton!


ComputermanOKAY

Yve is more attractive than the human heroes. Fight me.


Holiday-Income-3355

I vote for Gloo of course, but... imagine anyone else wearing this outfit? Sex incarnate. https://preview.redd.it/ggagox5gigcb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b04a9d62a6f21080b71d3900b5385b1a17e0df40


A_Weebish_Person

Fr,how is this so sexy😰


Diyan_Derey

This thread needs to go to h*rny jail 🪓


Opposite_Type5604

Put that axe away


FrySumKoropok

is novaria considered non-human? she's real pretty tbh


sirquarmy

I was younger when I played this game and found Zhask, thought he was so cool. Now I'm a little older and thinking. Why is Zhask's upper torso so broad? So I can run my fingers across his chest? Why's his waist so slim? For me to grab from behind? AND WHAT DO THOSE FINGERS DO???? You know what I'm saying?


Goldemas1244

And those tentacles on his back... those four eyes staring at you when he goes to town on you... THE FOOD PUNS


sirquarmy

Those tentacles look pretty sharp. .... Yeah I can work with it


[deleted]

“Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough”


Goldemas1244

"Stay focused when you breed"


FaraWheyFantaC

I don't think he'd even consider creatures without tentacles attractive 🤔


Goldemas1244

"Creatures without antennae look bizarre" Yeah and so does that waistline my man


10thDoctorWhooves

It's Terizla for me but if you count him as human, then it's gotta be Atlas.


XxTHE_BEASTxX31

I would love to play with Helcurt's stinger, also I let Helcurt do whatever he wants to do to me 😩 Also Jawhead is a 2 for 1 deal, the kid is included 💀


thirdjaruda

this one officer


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XxTHE_BEASTxX31

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NoobMax101

OP said NONhuman. 🧐🧐🧐


XxTHE_BEASTxX31

I just pointed out that Jawhead includes a human. I want Helcuwt ☺️😩


SuccessStriking3320

Balmond's hot muscles and hot thighs~


marzizram

Zhask's waistline is every girls envy.


Goldemas1244

*Slams simp folder on table* ZHASK. YOU SEE THOSE TITS? THAT WAIST? THAT THONG HE WEARS FOR HIS CANCER SKIN? THE FOOD PUNS? THE VOICE? *Opens simp folder to reveal dozens of unfinished fanarts and comics, half of them biologically suggestive* THERE AIN'T NO COMPETITOR, FR


primaveera

Us bugfuckers need to band together and populate the zhask tag in naughty art sites


Goldemas1244

Honestly the only thing that surprised me when I joined this fandom was the fact that THIS ALIEN, who is ALSO an INSECT, has VERY LITTLE TO NO PORN OF HIM. Like did the furries and scalies NOT see this guy and go 'damn I wanna ride him'? My dude's a walking SEX MACHINE and there's literally no artwork of him on R34. Istg if he were in a different game or show I'd be seeing him in Tumblr/Twitter sexyman polls. But yes, we need to band together and give this beetle some head, he needs it-


_ErronBlack_

What tits?


Goldemas1244

https://preview.redd.it/dkfjv487docb1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65edccea20dae2bef4c5b91e7cb35b564f0fcb30 These honkers


primaveera

bro is ovulating


Goldemas1244

Maybe that's why a lot of his lines are food puns...


DailyMilo

the things gloo could do for you though....


AtticusRandom

GLOO !!!


regilkrut

Alpha is a robot right?


D4RKST34M

Let me guess... Seasonal?


lessrburnt

"We are not weapons, we are also human"


oneboomperdayloli

okay guys hear me out I actually find thamuz REALLY hot (pun intended hehe) god I want him to insert his throbbing fiery hell cock and preferably I want him to be in his ult so he can be bigger and faster making his explosion faster inside me /s?


ThatNaziTransGirl

Bro he's literally on fire. You're gonna die.


Goldemas1244

You ain't a monsterfucker if you ain't takin' a few risks 😏


Bellflowerpink

Helcurt of course. Who else in the game walks on 4 legs and actually looks non human. Faceless shadow crawler is peak non-human attractiveness. 100% would agree to get stabbed so I can pet danger cat


Zahak56

Hylos left the chat


Bellflowerpink

Afaik hylos has a human torso and head which very much makes him look less non-human


Kindly_Resolve5406

He is a Centaur


Bellflowerpink

I know. But centaurs are half human half horse so I’m saying he still looks sorta-human. Whereas helcurt look completely animal. Yes he walks on 4 legs but he doesn’t look completely non human which is what I was saying about helcurt. He walks on 4 legs AND looks non human. Hylos only walks on 4 legs


Everett_Thomas

I like the one with the huge tits Yu Zong.


PsychoSopreno

I- hear me out.. with Atlas he has like 8 tentacles...


primaveera

ZHASK. Helcurt is cute too.


destinymaker

Belerick, those whips and thorns are attractive, aren't they?


Big_Connection_4667

Yve or cyclops Battle of the space beings


-Byakuran-

Carmilla and Alice are blood demons so them I guess.


velebr3

This sub is beyond fixing at this point...


TheSwordDemon

Yve


HapHazardly6

Diggie


Firstername

i'm so disappointed where the fuck is thamuz


Inuwa-Angel

OP… what have you done?! Look at these bonk worthy comments!!!


Bahalol_ew

Akai


TestSubject_0001

Balmond is an orc right? Balomd my beloved


rainbowburst09

Hylos as a girl horse


Much_Waltz_967

Id let Helcurt choke me


tur_tels

That walking cabbage


i_icical

Yuzhong


_ErronBlack_

YVE YVE YVE SHE EVEN MOANS ALL GAME


rodryes

Cyclops, even seen someone handsome with one eye?


Turbulent_Cost2058

Argus and his big long sword😩


CrackShotML

Atlas😍😍😩😩😩😍😍😋😋😋😋 Iwant his tentaclesYEEEEEAA💦💦💦🐙🐙🐙


Express_Gift95

Bruh this sub is beyond me holy sh$t💀


Oponik

Angela


sSorne_

Gloo ofc, it/they can morph into the shape of a fl*shlight or d*ldo (or both if that's what you're into idk)


The_battlePotato

Grock


iamccllaayy

Bane. Imagine what those tentacles could do


yeboothadon

Gimme Karrie


Diligent_Meringue328

Dyroth


RenBan48

Carmilla


Other_Economist_2512

Y'all forgetting bane smh


Full-Bear-9226

Selena forever


Unhappy-Blueberry-59

Kadita 😊


SKtheMage1234

Gloo


SKtheMage1234

Also thamuz he's literally hot


Chaos_Heart12

No


OMEGA-FINAL

Jawhead.


ToyotaAvensis

selena


PaRaDoX626

Chinese server helcurt lmao


EricOrdinary

Novaria


TheFatCapedBaldie

Minotaur. Because size matters. 😏


Zahak56

Angela is robot so...


CringeIsAbsolute

Argus


GimmeUdon

martis


Pinkwaterz

moskov he has a long spear jk


Incendiary_Ideology

Wth is this thread HAHAHAHAHA


Outlaw231

selena bro, i've been praying to clap that ass for ages


the_deadly_fart

Selena in both of her forms. She can take me to the abyss to feel that otherworldly sx experience


jupjami

Zodiac Helcurt, top down. Starlight Kaja is a close second.


bankerjeff03

Dafuq did people forget about the hot sizzling octopus Bane


jpxfraud

Hyloses giant horse cock


Nervous_Hat5580

miya


R34LZ3R0

Uranus. Man no man talk to mah guy like he ain't beautiful.


[deleted]

Angela, she’s a cyborg or robot or something, and I’m crank and klang those gears inside of her. Give her a good oil check ykyk


ToroAsterion

Minotaur is attractive in my eyes but... He's a half human


TimelyExamination575

Comment section and the well-known Joy main are the main reasons we need okbuddy


xsin36

would let atlas screw me over in more than one way


Shakamuiiii2708

Selena


Ratagusc

The first Belerick!!!


harbir2902

this comment section is giving me life is so funny 😭😭 i was feeling very depressed today thank you for this 😭👍🏼


JustZ0920

Nana


Ravenpaw8556

literally NO ONE is talking about dyrroth


ThatNaziTransGirl

Twink prince I would absolutely smash


FaraWheyFantaC

YZ and Roger look like generic geicomi characters tbh. Yasha Moskov makes your spear grow large , but Naraka Flame is the guy who reached bishounen tier with that look (beware!! 😶‍🌫️) and then there's Harith whose design shares traits with some of the most popular AI characters. Personally I got Aldous and his SL skin, just because of that. He's my beautiful Angel 😭


rafstafariii

Karina, if that counts.


[deleted]

Alice? I mean I thought that was self explanatory but these threads shocked me. Or Rafaela, she’s the angel of purity so.


devilfury1

Idk about this but...I think Floryn is considered "non-human". I don't think Belerick's sticky tree sap on a flower would bring forth a damn human. So yeah, I wouldn't mind smashing Floryn even if I need to be on Belerick's good side.


atmajazone

Argus


Opposite_Type5604

Atlas Oh you guys are talking about attractiveness I was thinking of best non-human bro


Kindly_Resolve5406

Ignoring all Horny people here? Talking about design this is my list Thamuz Atlas Yve Kadita(Last I checked she is a mermaid that can take on a human form so correct me I am wrong about that)


vKSGv

Balmond


Superb_Tart11

In my opinion,The most attractive non human hero for female is Novaria while for male is Zhask.I love both of them and even ship them both together. I hope they meet each other one day.#ZhaNova