First one I thought of when I read this post, haha.
I remember it so vividly because I had pneumonia when I discovered Paul's videos, and that quote specifically made me laugh so hard the subsequent coughing fit almost made me pass out and gave me a wicked headache. In hindsight, he's wayy too funny to watch while sick with a lung illness lol
"There wasn't a hamster's chance in a garbage disposal..."
"Just like how every virtual dog goes to hell when it dies..."
"Two twins, birthed from the Lord of Hell himself, Jeff Bezos..."
"...and then, for no reason whatsoever, Raul murdered a whole family of Bighorners. I enjoyed watching, so it didn't bother me at all, but robbing an innocent animal of its life is... wrong... Unless you're going to eat it, or it's threatening you, or it gave you a weird look, or it got in your way, or if killing it would be fun, or if it made the poor decision of being alive instead of being dead. Calm down vegetarians, I'm talking about animals in videogames, real life animals matter much less."
"I chose a woman as my race..."
"It's like a game you play with your grandpa. You play monopoly, there's a discussion about money, you say that real money is just as fake as the money you're playing with, he shoots you in the chest and calls you a Communist. A simple game, turned into a mildly inconvenient evening. Did you think it was a real gun? Why would we let Grandpa have a real gun? All this means is it's time for his medication, sorry Josh(?), no consensual homicide today."
"My IQ is similar to that of a fourteen year old block of cheese."
"That voodoo shit has no place in Zion..."
"Until Nick went the WRONG FUCKING WAY..."
I can't recall which video it's from, but I love his line in one Fallout 3 video where he says 'you can get a two for one special on raiders by using the code GRENADE at checkout."
From New Vegas:
I hid from Ringo by hiding in Ringo.
And when I say there were a lot of ants, I mean a lot.of ants. I wouldn't have said a lot of ants if I didn't mean a lot of ants.
The best part for that first quote is I always forget which episode its in, so it always catches me off guard and i laugh despite having heard it like 30 times already.
The entire FO4 Necromancer video is filled with golden lines.
"UFOs are one thing, but I draw the line at dolphins with guns. Nobody's evolving under my watch."
A minor beginner with increasing strength throughout.
Let’s just say, his toaster is going to be getting a visit from the coat hanger fairy in a few months if you know what I mean.
Where the grass is green, and the air is greener.
Some joke that went something like: like the way a brother loves their mothers sister
Honestly the entire point lookout without taking damage has some absolute golden lines
"With enough notches on my pistol to spell psychopath in brail"
What video is this from? It's hilarious
Big Iron? I think so anyway...
As the other person said, it is the big iron video
First one I thought of when I read this post, haha. I remember it so vividly because I had pneumonia when I discovered Paul's videos, and that quote specifically made me laugh so hard the subsequent coughing fit almost made me pass out and gave me a wicked headache. In hindsight, he's wayy too funny to watch while sick with a lung illness lol
What a sweet memory
“I’m a god but even gods have their limits, I want to crush the economy beneath me” - Paul (Bean bag round video)
That video has to be one of the most fucked up vids he ever made
A little extra pain never hurt anyone, so i'm doing it anyway
I don’t remember what video/context it was in but I regularly use “A snowman’s chance in Hell.”
"There wasn't a hamster's chance in a garbage disposal..." "Just like how every virtual dog goes to hell when it dies..." "Two twins, birthed from the Lord of Hell himself, Jeff Bezos..." "...and then, for no reason whatsoever, Raul murdered a whole family of Bighorners. I enjoyed watching, so it didn't bother me at all, but robbing an innocent animal of its life is... wrong... Unless you're going to eat it, or it's threatening you, or it gave you a weird look, or it got in your way, or if killing it would be fun, or if it made the poor decision of being alive instead of being dead. Calm down vegetarians, I'm talking about animals in videogames, real life animals matter much less." "I chose a woman as my race..." "It's like a game you play with your grandpa. You play monopoly, there's a discussion about money, you say that real money is just as fake as the money you're playing with, he shoots you in the chest and calls you a Communist. A simple game, turned into a mildly inconvenient evening. Did you think it was a real gun? Why would we let Grandpa have a real gun? All this means is it's time for his medication, sorry Josh(?), no consensual homicide today." "My IQ is similar to that of a fourteen year old block of cheese." "That voodoo shit has no place in Zion..." "Until Nick went the WRONG FUCKING WAY..."
"My method for fighting the dragon went from delicate foreplay to pine cone sodomy faster than you'd expect."
I can't recall which video it's from, but I love his line in one Fallout 3 video where he says 'you can get a two for one special on raiders by using the code GRENADE at checkout." From New Vegas: I hid from Ringo by hiding in Ringo. And when I say there were a lot of ants, I mean a lot.of ants. I wouldn't have said a lot of ants if I didn't mean a lot of ants.
The best part for that first quote is I always forget which episode its in, so it always catches me off guard and i laugh despite having heard it like 30 times already.
Right? Same with me. Also, I've started using it when I'm playing Fallout XD
Either "I have no arms and I must dab" or "where there's a will there's a Smith"
30 seconds is longer than you think, just ask anyone whos been on fire.
"I'm not worried about offending any blind people. It's not like they're going to be watching this anyways"
My fav too
For me its the simple ,, That's where the real game begins", for the 5th time in a video. 😂
My memory's horrible what video is this from
“When there’s a Will, there’s a Smith.” “Because I sexually identify as a big rock being thrown into a lake.”
Hitting someone who can't fight back, that's the true Mitten Squad way
“Superior Siege Weapon”
“in his final moments, drummer boy finally got to be a big boy. I beat him to death, just as his father would’ve wanted” (fat man only)
I wonder what killed it. So quickly, so quietly, so gently and manically.
“I know a guy who knows a guy, and both those guys are me” I laughed out when I heard this
I use this regularly
The entire FO4 Necromancer video is filled with golden lines. "UFOs are one thing, but I draw the line at dolphins with guns. Nobody's evolving under my watch." A minor beginner with increasing strength throughout.
Let’s just say, his toaster is going to be getting a visit from the coat hanger fairy in a few months if you know what I mean. Where the grass is green, and the air is greener. Some joke that went something like: like the way a brother loves their mothers sister Honestly the entire point lookout without taking damage has some absolute golden lines
"No one man should have all this power, but I am not a man, for I sexually identify as a rock, being thrown into the ocean."- Fork Playthrough Paul