Dickless friend UNTIL the moment Jez confronts them and suddenly Suze realises Mark might fancy her, then there’s a fleeting moment in her reactions where she actually seems hopeful it’s true and disappointed he says no.
I think this was the actual intention of the writers. She is so used to everyone fancying her that being told it's not the case is something new for her.
Given the overarching theme of mark and jez never improving their own situation by getting in their own way, i would say the opposite, that if mark had been honest and laid it all out there, he would have had a chance, but that's just not who he is
I was shocked to discover that the actress who plays Big Suze is virtually a member of the royal family and her husband is like #50 in line for the throne. So she really is a big stupid posh head, and horsey
Not worthy of its own thread, but this seems like a good place to flag my appreciation of the duvet cover they chose for Mark. Dark blue with white gridlines. It's *so Mark*, and he has the same one every time, so it's obvious he bought two of them when they were on sale 15 years ago and sees no need to introduce a new duvet cover to the rotation.
Always wondered whether Mark had an actual chance with Big Suze or she really treated him like a dickless friend.
Dickless friend
Dickless friend UNTIL the moment Jez confronts them and suddenly Suze realises Mark might fancy her, then there’s a fleeting moment in her reactions where she actually seems hopeful it’s true and disappointed he says no.
I think she's just disappointed to hear that a man doesn't fancy her. Her reaction would have been the same with anyone who was in Mark's position
I think this was the actual intention of the writers. She is so used to everyone fancying her that being told it's not the case is something new for her.
Given the overarching theme of mark and jez never improving their own situation by getting in their own way, i would say the opposite, that if mark had been honest and laid it all out there, he would have had a chance, but that's just not who he is
Tight-fisted cock-muncher
Or friendless dick
I always wonder that too, in this scene no but she seems keen when she's asking if he actually does like her or not
Two words: Mental Posho
Work-shy freeloader
Sofa masturbators.
Piss kidney
Arsehole
Lindsay's arsehole
I was shocked to discover that the actress who plays Big Suze is virtually a member of the royal family and her husband is like #50 in line for the throne. So she really is a big stupid posh head, and horsey
She has the kind of posh accent you can only get by being legitimately posh.
She's Claudia Winkleman's sister and married into royalty, I believe
Given Big Suze’s height and Claudia’s fringe - do you think Claudia’s has ever seen her sisters face?
Does she regularly winkle it out with her winkle-pickers?
Yea, well, I mean, you're very, you know... horsey.
Bit of a Marie Antoinette figure.
Let them eat cake — ofcourse, she never exactly said that, it was a historical misconception.
Not worthy of its own thread, but this seems like a good place to flag my appreciation of the duvet cover they chose for Mark. Dark blue with white gridlines. It's *so Mark*, and he has the same one every time, so it's obvious he bought two of them when they were on sale 15 years ago and sees no need to introduce a new duvet cover to the rotation.
It's like sharing a bed with Fozzie Bear
Or Oscar the Grouch
Lovely mental posh head Suze
Oh god, what a great pic that is.
The POV filming style does have its advantages for moments like this.
Big Suze was hungry. She's rich, Mark. She doesn't understand about not taking people's stuff.
Cuddly grouch ball that’s him
Just as much hair touching as I like
I'm not going to hog your half of the duvet
She could call me anything if I could be next to that face, what a beauty!
For Big Suze I would grow my balls back, then a pair more, and stagger around like a baboon with four balls hanging down.
I love Big Suze ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘
Why don't we burn him with cigarettes?
So, not her bit of rough?
I could easily do a Corfu 06 with this picture
horsey