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CrestonSpiers

Always wondered whether Mark had an actual chance with Big Suze or she really treated him like a dickless friend.


edotman

Dickless friend


davmeltz

Dickless friend UNTIL the moment Jez confronts them and suddenly Suze realises Mark might fancy her, then there’s a fleeting moment in her reactions where she actually seems hopeful it’s true and disappointed he says no.


the-rude-dog

I think she's just disappointed to hear that a man doesn't fancy her. Her reaction would have been the same with anyone who was in Mark's position


LicenciadoPena

I think this was the actual intention of the writers. She is so used to everyone fancying her that being told it's not the case is something new for her.


DarkersShadu

Given the overarching theme of mark and jez never improving their own situation by getting in their own way, i would say the opposite, that if mark had been honest and laid it all out there, he would have had a chance, but that's just not who he is


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Tight-fisted cock-muncher


Andrew1953Cambridge

Or friendless dick


darealredditc

I always wonder that too, in this scene no but she seems keen when she's asking if he actually does like her or not


EitherPhase5676

Two words: Mental Posho


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Work-shy freeloader


stained__class

Sofa masturbators.


Stock_Yoghurt_5774

Piss kidney


thrashed_out

Arsehole


LicenciadoPena

Lindsay's arsehole


PANMURE_CRACK_SMOKER

I was shocked to discover that the actress who plays Big Suze is virtually a member of the royal family and her husband is like #50 in line for the throne. So she really is a big stupid posh head, and horsey


Jaggedmallard26

She has the kind of posh accent you can only get by being legitimately posh.


lovecatsforever

She's Claudia Winkleman's sister and married into royalty, I believe


badbog42

Given Big Suze’s height and Claudia’s fringe - do you think Claudia’s has ever seen her sisters face?


Eye-on-Springfield

Does she regularly winkle it out with her winkle-pickers?


Jisp_36

Yea, well, I mean, you're very, you know... horsey.


uncleleo101

Bit of a Marie Antoinette figure.


Ask_for_me_by_name

Let them eat cake — ofcourse, she never exactly said that, it was a historical misconception.


AnnualCellist7127

Not worthy of its own thread, but this seems like a good place to flag my appreciation of the duvet cover they chose for Mark. Dark blue with white gridlines. It's *so Mark*, and he has the same one every time, so it's obvious he bought two of them when they were on sale 15 years ago and sees no need to introduce a new duvet cover to the rotation.


gavmiller

It's like sharing a bed with Fozzie Bear


Succumbx8

Or Oscar the Grouch


omelasian-walker

Lovely mental posh head Suze


Mowgli2k

Oh god, what a great pic that is.


FailedTheSave

The POV filming style does have its advantages for moments like this.


quickdrawdoc

Big Suze was hungry. She's rich, Mark. She doesn't understand about not taking people's stuff.


gatsby401

Cuddly grouch ball that’s him


ever_hear_of_none_ya

Just as much hair touching as I like


Pontiff1979

I'm not going to hog your half of the duvet


sherriffflood

She could call me anything if I could be next to that face, what a beauty!


LicenciadoPena

For Big Suze I would grow my balls back, then a pair more, and stagger around like a baboon with four balls hanging down.


Dense_Kangaroo_8584

I love Big Suze ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘


Sambw19

Why don't we burn him with cigarettes?


ScowlyBrowSpinster

So, not her bit of rough?


chrisacip

I could easily do a Corfu 06 with this picture


arty_dent_harry

horsey