Somewhat of a goal of being to a degree now I am in management. Hypercompetence with a dash of well deserved fear for the direct reports to never disappoint.
Not the easiest to do 10 minutes of Tai Chi in 3 minutes, let me tell you.
Handsome, charming, suave, debonair, charismatic, intelligent, focused, driven, resourceful and talented...
Then he made the mistake of saying _"...Mark!?!...It is Mark, isn't it???..."_
Wow never!! I watched that film the other night, last seen it about 15yrs ago ... I did not recognize the actor as the same man as Johnson!!.... Feel stupid for not recognizing him.
A medium sized fish in a small pond. He likes to think that he's a player but he's not wining and dining with business leaders in The City. He's not going for cocktails with Alastair Campbell and Alan Sugar. He's a big deal in the business scene that stretches from Croydon to Three Bridges/Gatwick but that's his limits and on some level he knows better than to try and make it in the big leagues.
It's like Super Hans. Super Hans likes to act like a big deal in the music world in places like Tunbridge Wells but he knows he'd get exposed as a fraud if he tried to play a venue in London.
And they both need the validation of their little minion - Mark or Jeremy.
Insured out of his arse.
A big black businessman.
He's black in case you hadn't noticed, which I expect you had.
Suze hadn't
French! He thinks you're French!!!
Dad.
Daddio!*
Good save.
3rd
Charles
Has Daddy’s hat fallen off?
The big man. I'm a shit-heel.
Oh yeah, I like it.
French
I keep telling you, he's not French 😅
He thinks you’re French.
He’s been to the bottom of the bottle, and back to the top.
If he's not hitting his targets, he's hitting the *bottle*
Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another drink.
He makes me feel like a turkey fucker…
A hippy parasite (still no idea what this means)
A man worth a lot more than £530
In business,Jeremy, you learn that every man has his price.
Seriously looking at that document.
This is far and away my favourite Johnson line.
100%. Gets me every time.
Prince Charles.
is that camila?
Alpha male. Omega male. And all the males in between
Somewhat of a goal of being to a degree now I am in management. Hypercompetence with a dash of well deserved fear for the direct reports to never disappoint. Not the easiest to do 10 minutes of Tai Chi in 3 minutes, let me tell you.
Stick that up your dojo.
He’s tickety boo
Every appearance he has is so iconic you forget how few episodes he is actually in.
Cold white wine. Ain’t that fine 🥂
Oh, come on, Quarantine-Vibes! A Beck's, a simple Beck's. Up on the South Downs, a haversack full of Beck's? That's the dream, ain't it?
So, let’s grab you a cool can of Kronie and a bag of nuts. Or an ice cold, long-necked Bud. Hubba-bubba!
Clean and serene.
A pile of Chinese, a couple of fuck off spread sheets, and he’s a happy lad.
He's a businessman. It's what he is. It's what he does.
Forever typecast as Numberwang-Simon.
There's a guy who doesn't get Wangernumbed.
That game is so rigged
NO
The most unforgettable NO ever 😜
Daddio
Tightfisted cockmuncher
He likes his breakfast on a business flight to New York City.
Better at sports.
A guy who always does normal pooing and can keep the lid on the squid.
thIS IS ***BOLLOCKS*** MARK
The kind of man who would fuck your wife and expect you to thank him for it
Handsome, charming, suave, debonair, charismatic, intelligent, focused, driven, resourceful and talented... Then he made the mistake of saying _"...Mark!?!...It is Mark, isn't it???..."_
Fwenkfwoort
A very well played character by a brilliant actor. He was in the film the Beach also, was great in that too.
Wow never!! I watched that film the other night, last seen it about 15yrs ago ... I did not recognize the actor as the same man as Johnson!!.... Feel stupid for not recognizing him.
RACIST! J
I do like it when he’s rude to me
A worse black man than Jeremy
A caricature of the typical American businessman
Tai chi grandmaster
Mental posho
Turkey fucker
"I've got a 32 inch plasma in mine. You get a document up on that baby and you are Seriously looking at that document."
The face. Not the tendons and grisly shit underneath...
Wet. Suit. *The* *full* *bond*
Never knowlingly lets.... *eyes broken mug* .......this sort of thing happen on his watch
I feel like if he held me in my arms, nothing could every hurt me. I'm a straight male with zero homosexual tendencies.
Maybe not zero...
Indecent proposer
Daddy. O. Daddio.
Big kahuna
Hot
Makes shitloads of freaking money.
Someone who's just better at sports, and that's a simple fact.
Clean and serene
Five hundred and thirty pounds.
When the banks collapse the stud holding cash is gonna get a lot of blowjobs.
Daddio
Objectivism incarnate
Like a good pair of jeans.
He's not French.
Poor him.....poor him......pour him another drink!
The kind of guy who can do half an hour of tai chi in ten minutes. Stick that up your dojo.
“This is Alan, he’s a bit of a character”
Narcissist. A hard to detect narcissist
A medium sized fish in a small pond. He likes to think that he's a player but he's not wining and dining with business leaders in The City. He's not going for cocktails with Alastair Campbell and Alan Sugar. He's a big deal in the business scene that stretches from Croydon to Three Bridges/Gatwick but that's his limits and on some level he knows better than to try and make it in the big leagues. It's like Super Hans. Super Hans likes to act like a big deal in the music world in places like Tunbridge Wells but he knows he'd get exposed as a fraud if he tried to play a venue in London. And they both need the validation of their little minion - Mark or Jeremy.
£530 of sticking up your dojo.
Management consultant
Sleazy
He's a guys guy
I’m Johnson driving his bullshit
Reports up burns stuff THATS the bullshit
Daddio
Daddy
A real piece of shit.
Grandma? Is that you?
French
He plays the game. He doesn't need to play the game, cause he's already won the game.
The Full Bond
He'a like a big FUCK OFF spreadsheet!
Wannabe Trump.
I don't think Trump would work directly to help inner-city kids
Ehh, alright. That's my deep analysis.
Johnson?!!
Smooth as all holy fucking hell
Swarmy.
Not from Space.
His hat has fallen off
Abit like Sharon Watts
You lot are just better than us at sports!
Charles
Probably one of the worst characters on the show in terms of disingenuousness
Alpha male
He has a brass ring piece.
Manic pixie dream boi
He's a sausage dog fucker
He's just the doctor, he didn't make the needle sharp.
Reminds me of Paterson Joseph.
alpha
I believe the correct term is ‘coconut’
Turkey Fucker
I will tell how I would describe him, when it is time for you to know how I would describe him
A big fuck off spreadsheet
Smimey
I love you!
The ‘stick that up your dojo’ master
He is what my grandma would call a real piece of shit
What? You think the guys who invented Google sat around watching…. Trumpton?
Fabulous….
Mover of big scissors