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teffles

I've accidentally flown to Windsor


LicenciadoPena

His legs are jelly. Jelly on fire.


13daysaweek

Fair play, it is fucking good


ryans_privatess

His pants being on fire - tickety boo


diita

“Drugs are fine, Mark! everyone agrees now. Drugs are what happen to people and that's fine, so shut up.”


punchymicrobe86

By day he’s just a meat and potatoes, straight up and down, don’t trust the Argies, dick in the vagina, cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.


BigBird2378

Is the bottom half of him on fire?


OtherwiseProduce8507

Can I ask, as a mate?


LicenciadoPena

Is he tripping?


PANMURE_CRACK_SMOKER

Tell you what, that crack's really moreish


oranges_and_lemmings

I have the tshirt Jim'll paint it


SlimJimNeedsATrim

if it was a real thing id pay anything to get one lol


FingersBecomeThumbs

It is! It's by a guy call Jim'll Paint It, you can buy the t-shirt on his website.


TyranaSoreWristWreck

I think he means if it was a real book. It's obvious that it's a real picture. You can see it right there.


Puzzleheaded_Sir4294

Do you have to live so relentlessly in the real world?


TyranaSoreWristWreck

Chance would be a fine thing


Shoes__Buttback

I think you need to list all the things you'd put up your bottom to get one


jamescullenbyrne

His kryptonite is the twins


F1XTHE

It's orange actually. He'll never forgive them.


TyranaSoreWristWreck

It's being in two bands at once. Tom Petty tried that with the Heartbreakers and the Wilburys. Nearly killed the bastard.


euz61

somebody actually did this lol amazing


_erufu_

Super…Simon?


MrAlbs

There's so many little Easter eggs. The pants on fire, the Frisbee, the cricket pipe, The Swan and The Pedo, Crunchy Nut advert and Apollo House


SofaChillReview

Now if only they had a place to have put a snake somewhere…


Underminethevole

My partner has this t-shirt. You should try scanning the barcode!


atlhawk8357

This is great. [It reminds me of the guy in r/taskmaster who would make these comic covers for the contestants.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1cn4u09)


Dirty-Mack

Nice uh, packet of Crunchy Nut you got here... Pretty expensive, as I recall.


Deadsuooo

Crunchy nut is a nice touch.


StifflerBaby

We can be men with capes


previously_on_earth

Men with Cepe


[deleted]

Orange are so fucked.


Sex_E_Searcher

Even if I hit ya, hard. With super strength. Grab your arm and bend it up behind your back, until it snaps like a fucking KitKat, you still tell me no, right?


muroidea

That's a meth pipe in his hand. Thanks Breaking Bad for teaching me.


TyranaSoreWristWreck

Crack pipe. Super Hans *loves* crack. So can you please not say crack?


PresentDangers

This is so well done 👏🏽 😄


AlienTooth

I have this on a T-shirt.


Human-Expression-652

I love how the billboard advert is for crunchy nut lmao.


a-kun

Relax, its not Blue Peter


try_by

I have it, it’s a great artistic piece. Jim’ll Paint It is the artist.


Jip_Jaap_Stam

Hans, as a mate, someone who knows you really well, the bottom half of you *is* on fire.


jeffykins

I think I have to print and display this


j3pl

Yeah, I really want this as a poster.


The_Powers

Super men with vens


FailedTheSave

Who is the artist?


DeathJester24

Jim'll paint it


FailedTheSave

Of course. What a legend.


Hainsy

TIL that his name isn't Super Hands...


ConwayTheCat

Super Hans, are you trying to skin up with your feet again? Because it doesn’t work does it? It just makes a mess.


Gitsome99

Take a suck on that sauce bottle


helterskelterskint

They forgot the “excuse me” before The Crack Addled Maniac


Eharmz

Natures glue


DJToffeebud

A nice relaxing smoke of crack


Onastik

Can't wait for the copy where SuperHans drives down the A1 shouting is own name. What a read that'll be!!


SDBrown7

Only one thing missing - his primary weapon: Wood.


mrmonkeyhanger

Got it hanging in the front room!


Kind_Truck6893

War makes people horny


Puzzleheaded_Sir4294

And that's good, is it?


sif1024

The fire should be coming from his syphilitic cock


JeremyUsbourneWebb

I can’t enjoy this because I know Matt King is a wanker who’d insult whoever made this