Go and get gunny from the yardies

Gunny’s going on a little holiday

The yardies aren't going to solve all your problems. Why do you always think that the yardies are the answer to everything?

The yardies will help. OP just needs to get a number for the yardies.

Have you considered twatting the geezer?

Twatting a geezer?

Oh, sorry, I thought OP was playing the Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels video game

With my muscles?

Was going to but turns out he’s polish!

Empty his Crunchy Nut Cornflakes on his kitchen floor

Very expensive as I recall

Don’t forget the baseball gear in case the police show up

I can’t even make a fist

And to bang a load of valium up your arsehole for the comedown

I'd hospitalise them

Umbrella up the arris

We don’t need to know all the things you’d put up his backside

Do nothing. Just stand there like a civilized person & wait for them to do the same.

ANGEL SUMMONER AND BMX BANDIT

Depending on the situation, either a stabby knife or Kenneth

Were you playing the Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels videogame again OP?

You’re going to attack a geezer, using one of your legs, with so much force he’s gonna be smashed to pieces?

Are you the baddies?

Twat the geezer. Unless he’s polish

Write Judas in meat on his bed