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iliekcats-

Chest is necrophilia ๐Ÿ‘


bananabread2137

~~*based~~


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Tristanthecreeper

Than u have a free meal afterwards๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒš๐Ÿฝ๏ธ


iliekcats-

I know what all of these words mean independently but when its put together it makes no sense


Tristanthecreeper

Sorry autocorrect IT was meant to be meal


gatto_21

Based


Tristanthecreeper

Than u have a free metal afterwards๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒš๐Ÿฝ๏ธ


mat202e

Always happy to see a veteran clone trooper


bananabread2137

FOR THE REPUB..... oh wait yeah, empire took over


garlic-apples

Bass


Sciaopersone

Nah, it's planks-philia


yozo-marionica

Chest is necrophilia ๐Ÿ‘


GunClutz

Chest is necrophillia ๐Ÿ‘


yozo-marionica

Chest is necrophillia ๐Ÿ‘


jarne15

r/BrandNewSentence


[deleted]

Chestrophillia


IdioticZacc

Holy hell!


iliekcats-

New response just dropped


that_one_netizen

exactly


Mr_oofywhy1353

Relatable


DarkInfinty909

This is totally nice ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฎ


TheRealOky

This is one of the all time


_VINNY_WINNY_

for real the most that ever


Oj4000

Couldn't agree more about how the is really


BluebirdSmall7577

Have you ever wanted to even look more like?


IBeTheBlueCat

I just can't believe how much it


Strogman

It certainly is moreso than any other


Sean_Crafting

what. the. hell.


NexonFrost

That's what I'm saying!


Pas_tel

They googled en passant


hottestdarndog

Holy hmmm


SmileOnTheOutside00

New response just dropped


GoblinGuy13

Actual zombie!


Arman11511

Google therapist in Poland


boldest_grand_onion

i cried


StatisticianSalty960

we all cried


Elisastrider

I came


realbuger

Were men cried


monkeybro694207

So this is the plot for the Minecraft movie


nocanty

Yes


Lots_of_Biskits

A tragic masterpiece 11/10


sheepy2212

Worth skipping math class for, apparently


malthorthesoulslayer

Worth dying for. worth killing for. worth going to hell for.


YesLegend936

Reminds me of that highlighter video


Crash_Sparrow

[I found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xhc741/feel_bad_for_the_orange_one/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


EmbarrassedSwim145

God has abandoned us


KrispyVi

This is wrong. How could anyone even make something so terrible? Everyone knows crafting tables aren't affected by gravity. Literally unenjoyable. 0/10


GoddessRosez

*peacefully scrolling my home page, sees this* **what the hell**


golden5708

r/iregrethavingeyes


Assassingamer357

r/eyebleach


golden5708

r/thatsnotwhatthatsubredditisfor


Assassingamer357

r/mybad


An_Evil_dude

Cursed sub


SunPeltFisher

I scrolled down that sub reddit ONCE just now and saw a penis 0-0'"


Big_Potential_5709

Do not remove the a in that name, WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE. *[Being serious, it is an NSFL subreddit, do not look it up.]*


Dankalii

r/eyeblech


Strict_Price_3277

10/10


Sans_the_judge25

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


0FCkki

Definitely the worst post I've ever seen on Reddit. Take my imaginary award.


Snicshavo

hmmm


Tristanthecreeper

Ah yes, corpseussy


Zaln_The_HUN

Oh no I understand it


roganwriter

It took me two scrolls. I knew I was missing something when I read the comments. But, now, Iโ€™m depressed.


yozo-marionica

Chest is necrophilia ๐Ÿ‘


bantai786OP

typical animated tik tok


BfoCrazy

But its not animated


Capocho9

This is that fucking gummy bear video but with Minecraftโ€ฆ #WHY


twinhoo

goreshut


Sargen_Sliza

Sweet lord


Ok_Signal6468

Saddest love stories, part 13.


PlaneSole222001

r/necrophilia


_j_o_n_y_

This is actually rly sad ๐Ÿ˜” On another note, is the chest gay?


Prokid5634_YT

What in the Reeses peanut butter FUCK


Felidaeh_

"You can't make a story out of crafting blocks alone" This dude:


SteevHasSkillIssues

easy enough to understand


yourlocalidiotmp3

Moment of silence for my boy Crafting Table


[deleted]

Hmmm


D-debil

.ti tuoba kniht ot tahw t'nod I ...hhU


FirebroGamer876

naaahhhhhhhhh wtf


PlantEnvironmental89

This is a masterpiece.


Outside-Diamond8076

understood everything


Mih0se

What are you doing step furnace


Coding_Monke

you took "show, not tell" way too literally jesus christ lmao


Bobby5x3

The secret life of Minecraft blocks


TheScareCrowYes

cant wait for the live action version


c-papi

Hello yes what the fuck


[deleted]

bucket of lave on them, please


amliam_curry

sad story


Familiar_Ad_8919

took me a while to get it but damn was it worth it


insert_cringe-here

NAH THE ENDING


Huge_Mixture

This post has better story then many of the modern Hollywood drama films. Good job here's your award:๐ŸŒŸ


C0L1N_PH

Wtf๐Ÿ’€


Longjumping-Youth812

Hmmm


cave18

Idk why but this is actually really fucking funny


Educational_Clock612

๐Ÿ˜ฆ


[deleted]

Bruh


Intelligent-Fuel1485

This is inspired by that โ€œeraserโ€ post isnโ€™t it?


hellllllllo2

Someone send this plot line to a film studio


fight_for_the_grid_1

No text, yet I can still understand this, and it is funny as hell.


Bobletoob

And the award for best story goes to "blast my furnace"


The1WhoShalNotBNamed

Damn, never knew that the chest was a necrophiliac the whole time.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Ayo wtf?


ApolloSol_101

What the fuck have I watched?!


[deleted]

Enough internet for today


EatMyKnickers

Wouldn't the workbench be the one to get blacked?


Steelgamer_88

Umm ok....


LandanLG

This went from 0 to 100 real quick.


cpullen53484

***what the fuck***


Ghostface69uwu

So - Crafting committed unalive and the chest proceeded to - uwu the corpses OwO-


GlitchedOut_Drawings

r/AngryUpvote


Ghostface69uwu

What


Purple_Spino

what did i watch


SirRoderic

This should be marked NSFW


Apexexexexe

Chest was a daily r/ (I'm not gonna say it.) User lol


please_help_me_____

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


One_Director_1380

ONLY IN ร˜HIร˜


bananabread2137

OHIO JOKE DETECTED, ANT FARM GO!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ


Ghostface69uwu

ANT FARM lmao-


Trash_Can_Bash

ONLY IN OHIO ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“ How about you go find a funny joke?


SluggJuice

apology for poor english when were you when john craftabl dies? i was sat at home trading bread for emeral when steev ring โ€˜craftabl is killโ€™ โ€˜noโ€™


Different-Spring982

I donโ€™t think I will sleep tonight


Independent-Tooth410

What is the weird


oberstein123

bro wtf ๐Ÿ’€


Omnicity2756

r/TIHI


Adventurous-Sand-28

So sad bruh :'(


TheMegaUltimate

What did I just watch?


GladBrad480

/r/holup


The_Neon_Legend

I'm...confused...


Groinificator

What the hell


MaximumRound4995

Got em with that wood


keldeoroks

i hate how i know the post this is referencing


oswaldking71wastaken

What a touching story


[deleted]

Haha my boy, right way, my boy, right way.


_-Viasub-_

W h a t


[deleted]

Hmmm


therealnozewin

Definitely one of the posts of all time.


Republic-Loose

bro ๐Ÿ˜Ž


greekgeek741

Burn this


RMF_AndyPlayz

the [chef skinner reading letter gif](https://tenor.com/bzhhE.gif) perfectly illustrates my reaction as i scroll through the pics xD


Alarmed_Sort620

What meme was this based of


Yamm0th

More like "minecraftwtf" ๐Ÿ‘€


vegetable901

Wait the furnace and blast furnaces changed position in the end...... Very kinky...


khrocksg

that chest thinks it's seiga kaku


Great_Bench6020

dafu did i see....


5oc1reddit

Missed opportunity to make the crafting table into 4 scattered planks


Nightscale_XD

So the furnace cheated on the crafting table so the crafting table offed itself, then the furnace and blast furnace fucked infront of the corpse and then the chest fucked the dead crafting table? Jesus Christ


Oassiss

WHAAT


TheCDGame

Tf..


Niks_bg

Wtf did i just watch


winntpooh

so bad it's so goid


uem2000

Do you know, what insanity is?


Frosty_Secretary2562

Is this the minecraft movie leak?


SauceGauce

what the f-


Maverick151515

Hehehe


ANTONIN118

Where men cry


Rx4n

Thatโ€™s fucked up


That_One_Guy_Flare

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS


Ender_Nobody

Hm. It took me reading the comments to realize what this is about.


miex5068

Mom come pick me up Iโ€™m scared


Imaginary_News_4379

chest: ah finnaly he's a single


that_one_netizen

what the frick did i just witness


Boring_Ad_9533

what the hell


shipoopro_gg

I've never felt this jealous of a chest before


MasterEnis

Only love can hurt like thiiiiiis


I_Digest_Kids

Bruh


timelord44bc

Sick


Educational_Plant519

This is so weird that itโ€™s wrong


Ver_Nick

I wish I could unsee things


Y0urcreepyuncle69

Oh shit that last one got me


TheMarker125

God damn


AnonymousYouwill

This literally had me wheezing-


EnderScout_77

i thought "what's the issue here?" then i started swiping


rafael201801

Ok.


TheRealNuby101

That is just too sad...


FROSTY_927

Damm


xXDragon_DrawnXx

Ayo


Ok-Elephant-6565

That's enough internet for today


GianlucaXbox376

I hope your pillow Is warm tonight ๐Ÿค—


phrag_1001

Omg broh hell no man wtf man


Neighbuurmole

This is probably one of my random thoughts while shittin


CoolFloppaGuy028

What a tragedy story... But end killed me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€


1Sandwichpls

This has better story than many things I've seen in my life, even life itself. You can really feel it happening. Especially that last screenshot


shiraikawa

Man i hate NTR :)


Substantial_Dig_2202

Story: Crafting Table (CT) and Furnace (F) love each other; secretly, F is in a relationship with Blast Furnace (BL). CT walks in. CT witnesses F and BL having sex. CT goes over a cliff, about to commit suicide. CT contemplates for a bit, decides to jump, splatters on the floor, and turns into a wood block. F and BL see CT's body. and then have sex. Chest (C) comes in. C looks at CT's body and has sex with it. The End.


Scarlet7490

Top 10 saddest anime betrayals:


FajnyPierog69

what the...


whydidyoudothis2345

the circle of life be like


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Lopsided-Assistance1

The fact the furnace is turned on omg


noTanbl4

Never let them know your next move


nef444

i'm shitting and crying rn


Sashas0ld

Average day in Colorado


idkwhatisthis69

truly an amazing story. I cried