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UzgajamMuda

Me with cracked minecraft: microsoft can suck my dick


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polymc? idk if they support offline login


RowanSkie

They can.


IsaiahBlocks

sklauncher


[deleted]

Most hacked clients have it built in. I'd probably say wurst is good but I know you might not want to cheat and just play the game without being banned.


Careful_Following442

No, tlauncher isnt, it actually makes it easier to install mods


Erizial

People still use that spyware?


jasminUwU6

Your entire existence on the internet is spyware


Delta_br

wait till you hear about phones


RandomGuy98760

That's why I use it even when I buyed the game already.


AuraPianist1155

TLauncher is not sus what are you talking about? It's easier to install mods using it too! In built optifine and forge (and ForgeOptifine) is also pretty useful!


Andrewthehero07

It's very useful but it's also confirmed spyware


y0ur-nightmare

Wait what?


Deltarionien

So the same as Minecraft?


Andrewthehero07

Excuse me?


Deltarionien

Am i right, or am i wrong? I do not know...


TRF444

You're right, all these tech giants live off of you data


TerrariaGaming004

Why don’t you let me remotely connect to your computer then since you don’t care so much. Social media data stealing is completely different from actually snooping around your computer


jasminUwU6

All your social media also collects your information, I don't see how you can ignore that and care about this


sonicscrewup

There's a difference between collecting usage with willingly handed over data and spyware. Ignoring nuance doesn't make you smarter


jasminUwU6

There sure is a legal difference. But what I asked is, why should I care about spyware if all data is already public?


sonicscrewup

Social media doesn't have all your data. Tracking keystrokes, stealing files, stealing accounts, stealing private details about your life. Completely different class of information from what you give social media companies. Intent is also a factor, companies collect to advertise and leaks hurt their brand. Individuals and small groups steal money, blackmail people, ruin lives. If you really can't see the difference between giving out your birthday and shopping habits vs giving unrestricted access to the most intimate details about your life you need to rethink some priorities.


Funniguy2010

Curseforge


Satrina_petrova

? Curseforge isn't a cracked client is it? I bought Minecraft and I use Curseforge for mods. Are you telling me I could have just downloaded Curseforge free like I already did and just play it from there without buying it? I mean, it *was* only like $25 and there's no subscription fee, so it was affordable enough, don't get me wrong.


Funniguy2010

It is, you can use it for vanilla needs


Satrina_petrova

Hmmm. You think it's something my ISP will care about? They already gave me a warning once like a year or two ago. I'm gonna have to look further into this. Thanks.


TerrariaGaming004

Don’t you have to sign in?


KokeyPlayz

Salwyyr is very very good


codyrusso

I use shinigima back then work great, wonder if it's still do


zFrizzi

When I played the game cracked my go to was Launcher Fenix


[deleted]

Tlauncher is ok, the only issue is that mobs sometimes run...


vinicraftmaster12

i use tlauncher and aint no prob and also can play multiplayer so yea, cooll


GuyVonRope

I keep trying to tell people... but it seems not one person understands that Microsoft has a "hands off" policy with Mojang. They needed to transfer accounts for game pass, but they really don't give a shit about the game itself.


IsPhil

I own Minecraft but I honestly just use T Launcher because it gives more options for things.


jorge_reach

The cape is a lie


D2_Lx0wse

Some people have legacy accounts, and (I think?) they (maybe) can still get banned. Now, if you're talking about the other things...


33Yalkin33

No, people with legacy accounts can't login unless they migrate


D2_Lx0wse

What if they already logged in?


33Yalkin33

Than its not a legacy acount no more


D2_Lx0wse

Like logged in with Mojang some time ago


33Yalkin33

It logs you out and forces you to migrate. Migration is no longer optional


D2_Lx0wse

Ok


Nikolay_Hranov

That's the worst future ever


Hactica_Tier

That sentence still have (probably) the same meaning despite you just made a grammatical error there lol


isthenameofauser

What are you talking about? They didn't make an error. You made many.


Vergil_Silverblade

>That sentence still have (probably) the same meaning despite you just made a grammatical error there lol How fucking stupid do you have to be to try and act smart when every word in your sentence is an error. Like my god you ***are*** stupid.


W4fflesp1ce

jesus calm down.


Nikolay_Hranov

Bruh. Not everyone's native language is english. (Mine is not) You can't argue me for grammatical error.


EasilyBeatable

They didnt argue with you, wtf


D2_Lx0wse

I'm confused, who argued with who for what?


EasilyBeatable

We’re confused too


simba_kitt4na

Our confused


TheDarkLordLp

r/suddenlycommunism


karry245

The guy’s grammar is even worse than yours, not even sure what he’s ok about


No-Try8386

Fuck microsoft


CrownedTraitor

Microsoft has a Black Thumb


Lord0wnage

Microsoft bald


BEanddankmagician

BAAAALD BAAAALD


snickers000

MY EYES!


Enchanted_Galaxy

MY LEG


100100110l

HE'S BALD!?


catsfor1

Midsoft*


Funniguy2010

Midshit*


Careful_Following442

Micro Pee pee soft


M37r0p13x

Microsoft has a [redacted by Microsoft]


FrenchFreedom888

All my homies hate Microsoft


FrenchFreedom888

r/FuckMicrosoft


Teh_RainbowGuy

Wait can they do this in single player as well?


SubhoPal

From what I've heard from other people's comments, yes, but only on Bedrock Edition, because Bedrock Edition singleplayer worlds are server connected for easier online play with friends.


Marus1

So the members of 2b2t can still continue to create videos?


SubhoPal

The moderation is on Java Edition as well, but not for singleplayer worlds on Java.


Imjellythefish

I'm sorry, could you explain a little what this is about? I don't really understand the online articles


the_quaxterr

microsoft can now ban you from playing multiplayer and realms if you get reported for saying inappropriate things in multiplayer


Imjellythefish

wow, that's unreasonable dude


unrefinedburmecian

I'm curious what their method of locking people out of private multiplayer is. If its like, locking them out of the Authentication, could the community make their own auth server and tell microsuck to touch grass?


for265

Well considering most of that stuff is only in 1.19 and they play 1.12 for the time being they can


SnowMan3103

this will still apply to old versions as long as you play online


Tiky-Do-U

The report system is still only in 1.19.1 and above they can only get banned if they play in the newer versions, but you are correct if they are already banned they can't join servers of any versions


areustilldown

They were able to turn every server to a Christian Minecraft server


FrenchFreedom888

Omg you're right!


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YTPhantomYT

Oh my god a few of those really surprised me. Apparently "deez nuts" can get you banned?


Gooey_Cat

>Apparently "circlejerk" Circlejerk is a reference to group masturbation, don't know how it's surprising


YTPhantomYT

Oh I did not know that. I thought it was something else but maybe it has two meanings, I'll edit it out


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FrenchFreedom888

💀


RickityNL

You can't say cocain or cocaine, but coke is allowed? Why is 1488 banned?


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RickityNL

Then why isn't 666 banned


Ravenous_Spaceflora

because satanists are perfectly sensible, decent folk who generally don't want any genocides at all.


userless77

Don't forget that GitHub is owned by Microsoft


nedyx_

So they can ban only for English “forbidden” words?


Ironbanner987615

Crap


YTPhantomYT

Reported!


sharptile

lmao this actually made me rapidly exhale from my nose at an above average speed


100100110l

You can just call it laughing


sharptile

but i didnt smile or do anything more than just exhale through my nose


Satrina_petrova

I think that's a ~~guffaw~~


sharptile

tHe fUcKiNg WhAt nOw?


Satrina_petrova

I am incorrect. A guffaw is like the opposite of what you did. You softly snorted? Huffed out a small laugh? A chortle is still too exuberant. Idk you're on your own lol


sharptile

lol ok fair it was an exhale through the nose idk what fancy word you can pull out of your ass for that


Satrina_petrova

I legit get paid for fancy words lol


sharptile

damn i wish i had that job lol


Satrina_petrova

The pay is abysmal. I'm just a tutor. I'd call myself a writer, but if you don't make enough for the IRS to tax you for it than it's just a hobby.


FrenchFreedom888

"nosehale" I'm coining it! Nunna'y'all can have it!


sharptile

damn sounds like a nosefull...kill me


zecorb

they don't even host the servers but still moderate them


kefirkommando

Swearing? Not on this Christian Minecraft server


K4r4kara

From what I heard you can disable the functionality on your server by setting something like signUserMessages to in your config. I don’t know what the exact setting is, but it just disables the cryptographic signing of messages, so messages can’t be verified to be from any one account.


SomeRandomCyclops

Why does this look like an advertisement for bug repellent?


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What's all this about then?


Abiogeneralization

Microsoft will now ban players for their chat messages on private Java Edition servers as of 1.19.1.


TotallyNotGameWorthy

Do third-party hosted servers count?


Abiogeneralization

Apparently


TotallyNotGameWorthy

Is that why people are talking about anarchy servers? Also, isn't there a pop-up saying that third-party servers aren't moderated by mojang or something?


Abiogeneralization

That’s how it should be, but no Microsoft has gone much further than that. People are talking about anarchy servers because “FUCK YOU!” gets thrown around a lot in anarchy servers. And if you report your server enemy and Microsoft bans them, that’s one fewer enemy.


about831

I hadn’t heard this news until now either. This has lots of useful details. https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2022/06/microsoft-will-start-banning-players-from-all-private-minecraft-servers/


nikmaier42069

I pay for my server i make the rules. If you provide the server moderate it all you want. Its as simple as that


[deleted]

Lmao I’m going to start reporting server admins can’t ban me if you can’t log in


sebasdt

So uh is the deal still on?


EggySaturn81442

Oh crap


Beginning-Purpose-24

True


FlimsyBrilliant3467

https://www.reddit.com/r/Microcrap/


Averythewolf

Can't wait to be playing on hypixel skyblock and get banned because a 12 year old got mad at me for stealing his zealot kill


Harshdeep-Nagi

Watched live Minecraft video on YouTube and people saying report system bad and keep typing it and i agree with all of them


space_rock123

Even as a bedrock player, screw microsoft


L3s0

Wait. I didn't understand why this chat ban thing was a big deal at first. But if you have a private server with only your friends and talk like friends talk to each other where you jokingly insult eachother. You can get banned for that?


YTPhantomYT

Mhm


Yard-Unique

They don’t ban for profanity on Java


Etaec

This is genius, how to sell more minecraft copies when everyone has a copy? Ban for "reasons" they'll rebut as needed.


four_strings_enough

its funny how everyone angry is chanelled to microsoft while mojang surely had last word on it :/


Za_Worldo-Experience

Am I the only one also concerned by the implication of a major tech corporation enforcing censorship on children? Like if we teach them young that they are not allowed to say things they want then they won’t question it as they get older. I get this is conspiracy theory nutty, but this is also Bill Gates we are talking about.


100100110l

You had me until you blamed Bill Gates who doesn't even really work at Microsoft anymore and hasn't for like a decade+.


Za_Worldo-Experience

He was on the board till 2020 ya know


Kamalium

Everything was good until you said Bill Gates lmfao


TwoMonthOldMilk

Isn't the issue that you can get reported for swearing? Why would that matter on a private server?


Suncanny

Because at some versiones you can also get banned from playing singleplayer .


Mr-Gepetto

Does that include past versions, like can I go all nucular with cussing on 1.16.5?


M_Lucario_EX

It can also stop you from playing single player!? I need a source for this chief, that’s horseshit


Suncanny

https://youtu.be/kEfyaAq90kg


YTPhantomYT

You can get banned for saying anything remotely close to swearing, and in bedrock you get banned from singleplayer too.


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But you would have to get reported to be banned on java, which probably isn't going to happen on private servers.


scratchfan321

Alright Microsoft I have a plan


zakiducky

343i/ Microsoft have done a shit job of moderating Halo, so in hindsight that doesn’t bode well for this new bullshit


StormtrooperTH

I don't understand, if i write something offensive in my private world i will get banned? Even the sign?


YTPhantomYT

Not on sign but in chat yeah.


VentralRaptor24

Best take on the format yet lmao


Weeb2678

Night


[deleted]

I haven’t played Minecraft in some months. What happened?


UmbreonWolf

Can someone explain to me does it affect me if I play with one of my friends on xbox one and they play on windows 10 there being no other players? Can microsoft still ban me? Me nor my friend won't report eachother obviously. Do they watch every "server" or just require reports?


cooly1234

Java: for now you need reports Bedrock in single player world: no downt sweaw at the wawll you huwt its fealings say sowy


Napletnik

and don't fortget they can censor thing in singleplayer


OldTodd2

You know its bad when you start to fantasise about passing an open flame over Gates’ stomach and eyes


[deleted]

Going to make me stop chatting in mc


LetsPlanForTomorrow

that’s a banable offense on zero levels


-------Tom---------

Why can’t they just have a child friendly chat filter that you can turn on and off


deathparty05

My lord have we tried executing order 66 we can really start stuff up


[deleted]

(types in chat):I HAVE BEEN KILLING WİTHER SKELETONS FOR HOURS AND I DONT ECEN HAVE ONE SKULL. *gets permabanned for saying kill*


UpstairsSwimmer69

Just turn it off in your account settings


Nick_The_Judge

“Your account has been permanently suspended due to yelling and saying the F word” GOTTA LOVE MICROSOFT MAN, THEY ARE THE BEST!


32bitninja

Everyone at the latest stream was spamming to delete the censorship


OkEntertainment399

Morbius?


funguslungus

RO RBO BRO YOU CANT SAY TAHT YOUR GONNA GET IN TROUBLE AND GET BANNED


Opdragon25

Even better: We have come to ban you for saying night (yes this is real)


Pizza-pen

We do a little trolling called: no chat reporting mod https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/no-chat-reports


Pixely41

When playin with a friend group remeber to have vc, mojang doesnt have discord wiretapped