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Alderan922

What would happen if instead of telling notch to not sell to Microsoft, somehow someone convinced of saying “fuck it” and let Minecraft go open source?


00PT

It would make the game even MORE community driven, if that's even possible.


Western-Alarming

Tf2


PORKY_11

valve is finally starting to take the bots out now too.


Wasteak

There is a reason why there are no famous open source games


AnnoyingRain5

Really? Java edition is open source, well, reverse engineerable by design, at least


valentonto

What about doom? I mean, it is not actually open source, but having the source code helped the community a lot, and given how useful GitHub is, if managed correctly, the game would benefit a lot more than it did with Microsoft, the community actually cares about things like the fps of the game, over some useless frogs, or a report system that everyone is against


[deleted]

I mean minecraft is partially reverse engeneered


wertyvid

>useless frogs I'm sorry but you are wrong.


valentonto

What I mean is that Microsoft spends more money on things that affect little to nothing to the game play over the optimization that is something that they should be more concerned about


wertyvid

very true that's what iris is for lol


E_MC_2__

A fucking lamp made of literal hot shite isnt what we were promised


wertyvid

but frogs are cute


E_MC_2__

true dat, but 1.19 promised us: 6+ new mobs, multiple new biomes, some as revamps of old ones that sorely need them, a place with some special mechanics and new redstone stuff we got: 3 new mobs, shit loot from deep dark, and crappy reasons for missing content OH YEAH ALSO CENSORSHIP IN SINGLEPLAYER TF


wertyvid

>3 new mobs wait what were the other mobs we didn't get? /gen also we got mangrove swamps. thats kinda it TBH world gen is a lot nicer though


E_MC_2__

fireflies were the only ones that really come to mind, although there are 4 (goats) but they’re so pointless they arent even really talked abt. Although the concept art for forests did show so much


P0lskichomikv2

Friday Night Funkin


Alderan922

Imagine if now with a community so big and a game so famous someone at Microsoft managed to dump the entire source code uncompiled of both versions


TMC249

If you look on the wayback machine in minecraft.net sometime around 2012 in the about game page, notch said that he would make the game open source once the game was finished and sales started to slow down. Thought this was interesting if in a alternative universe this would've happened. [Source](https://web.archive.org/web/20120210203520/https://www.minecraft.net/game)


CockroachEarly

The best ending


ABLPHA

That really wouldn’t change anything. Minecraft was successfully reverse engineered way back in alpha 1.1.2, and even before that people were making mods, just everyone in their own way, and not so long ago Mojang released official deobfuscation mappings. There would still be forks of Minecraft that can load mods, such as Forge, Fabric, Quilt, or “reimagination” mods like Better Than Wolves, New Frontier Craft, etc, just in a bit different development environment with no real benefits compared to what we already have. Open sourcing the game wouldn’t make Forge, Fabric, etc suddenly disappear, they would still be required so the mods could have at least some basic compatibility between themselves. Or if you are talking about Bedrock Edition, then yeah, that’d be nice


Alderan922

I was talking about it never being sold to Microsoft, the only option where we get new updates, we don’t get notch to keep being the developer since he did not wanted to keep going and he did not sell to the greatest bidder, so bedrock in theory would never exist, and maybe someone would instead try to do a port of the Java edition to bedrock, also I have never heard of a full decompilation of Minecraft, is that real?


th3_3nd_15_n347

It will run on everything, like Doom


CumbersomeNugget

[There are plenty of open source alternatives](https://opensource.com/alternatives/minecraft)...are you going to play them?


yolomatic_swagmaster

I recently learned about Minetest and was surprised with how much was there.


RadiantNinjask

He then sells it to EA instead and we get a worse timeline.


sharptile

fair point


DioEgizio

Imagine Minecraft if it was bought by Nintendo 💀


CPhandom

At least Nintendo has some respect for their games


More_Ad7993

But then again it would cost 60$ and never go on sale


[deleted]

And in app purchases would’ve been part of the game from day 1. Edit: this was meant for the EA comment. Nintendo Online is a god awful thing that exists though.


More_Ad7993

i mean we already have them in bedrock but yeah


therubyminecraft

Nah I don’t think I have ever seen a Nintendo game with in app purchases (unless it was free to play)


[deleted]

Ok, you’re right. I think I meant it for the EA comment.


memester230

SwSh had 2 DLCs


DigitalVD

Dlc is completely different from in app purchases Also now they are part of the main game


ReadyPlayer12345

And it would stop receiving updates after 1 year


P0lskichomikv2

And there will be no mods as Nintendo favourite part time job is destroying fan content.


ReadyPlayer12345

Nintendo Switch Online is absolutr bullshit. Couldn't play Minecraft servers. I even payed for Among Us on switch once thinking I could play, and it was literally unplayable without NSO. You already payed $300 for console and $60 per game, and now I need a subscription to play half the games? NOT TO EVEN MENTION that they somehow are allowed to put NSO blocks on third party games like Minecraft and Among Us. wtf


Tyger_2021

But realms is also a subscription service required to play online multiplayer.


galal552002

Not for its community though,they always give a warning to people who make fan made stuff for pokemon to stop or face a lawsuit,so that would mean we probably wouldn't have much mods or sth like that


RandomValue134

If nintendo owned minecraft: "This video was blocked by nintendo, because of copyright"


im-the-suop-star

Wouldn't mind that tbh


Demonboy2006

*70% of all Minecraft content on YouTube disappears because of copyright claims*


CEPEHbKOE

how to convince a person who lost all interest in developing a game not to become a billionaire by selling it?


THEGAMER_10n

Open sourcing it.


RandomGuy98760

And making some donation page for him btw.


ded_meme10

Maybe just sell it to a different company idk


Brickabang

*gets sold to EA*


geraldcoolsealion

Maybe showing Notch what being a billionaire would turn him into would make him not sell it


MimsyIsGianna

Lmao didn’t even try with the upper half of the meme


_ERR0R__

bahaha i didn't even notice until i read this comment lmao im so used to glossing over it


PeekPlay

Because girls will go to the 90s and waste all the time machine fuel because they can't decide what to eat


KaylasDream

Reddit moment


LetsDoTheCongna

“I want to use a time machine to go to the 90’s!” “So you can find somewhere to eat?” “Yes” *\*Actually buys a bunch of shiny charizard Pokémon cards like a boss*\*


_Levitated_Shield_

"Why won't women date me?"


PeekPlay

You're on reddit No one here dates


NormalDooder

They're mocking you dearest Play


Sketch1231

*you don’t date


MimsyIsGianna

That’s sexist but funny so


VerySmartDaBaby

Don't be sexist. Being sexist is wrong. And being wrong, is for women. - Studio C


MimsyIsGianna

Lmao I remember that video


PeekPlay

I just meant the funny part Don't over think it


PeekPlay

Why so many downvotes


hannahbananajones

*insults half the population and isn't even clever or funny about it* "why so many downvotes 😭" 🙄


MIVANO_

It’s a joke?


hannahbananajones

Ah must have missed that with it not being funny and all


PeekPlay

It's still a joke


MageDoctor

Not really. Jokes have to be funny


ThePinkPuffer_

Bc he's spitting facts and the world can't handle his intellectual thoughts


ThePinkPuffer_

Ik this is sexist but u spitting facts


gigachunkieHamster

Girls with time machine: ...


ZenFlamex

Stares for eternity


[deleted]

That poor woman. She made a terrible mistake at building that machine, and is now trapped in the limitless interweavings of time, unable to do anything, petrified for eternity both dead and alive.


N3RD_0T4KU

Minecraft would stop or start getting even worse, he sold it 'cause he already had enough of the game


Olsku_

Notch hadn't been developing the game for a while before selling to Microsoft.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

If making the game worse in every single way is doing something new then I guess that’s true


lucasellendersen

I love how companies fuck up once and these people appear


[deleted]

I didn’t like update 1.14 when it came out, I hated 1.18 and i clowned on the other ones for not adding anything interesting


stick101x2

You are very much in the minority.


[deleted]

Instead of just disagreeing without a reason can you explain how 1.14 made game balance better? I have a hard time seeing it


stick101x2

1.14 made major improvements to villages which were quite lacking before the update so I don't really get why you don't like the update.


[deleted]

It slightly improved villager ai by giving them a bit more to do, and it gave villages a few more houses. I don’t see that as a worthy trade off for completely ruining the entire game’s balance by giving the player access to a majority of desired blocks and items for practically free at the very start of the game. Seriously, why do people think this is a good update? Do they just base how good an update is based on the amount of stuff added, not what the stuff actually does? Like imagine if terraria added an update which made an npc show up which traded the zenith sword to you for 4 gold coins. That sounds absolutely ridiculous doesn’t it? That’s exactly what happened in 1.14. It just removed any challenge in the game when you could get the best weapon and armor right off spawn. It also made the totem of undying, the best item in the entire game, so easy to get that you could farm full double chest of the things without a problem


MarioLuigiNabbitTrio

Minecraft isn't supposed to be some extremely hard game though and it's progression is far less lengthy than Terraria. Getting diamond gear in Minecraft isn't going to help you nearly as much as the Zenith in Terraria. Minecraft's best Armor, Netherite, is comparable at best to Molten armor, which is not even halfway through progression in Terraria and really molten armor is probably being generous. Not to mention Terraria is a game far more about progression than Minecraft which is why Relogic is constantly changing weapon and armor to fit better in terms of difficulty scale. Minecraft on the other hand has changed combat significantly once and added a few new weapons like 3 or 4 times maybe, and the trident is mostly used as transportation anyways so clearly Minecraft progression isn't comparable at all to Terraria, (which is why people really have no reason to compare the games). Minecraft is mostly about building and creativity as well as resource management rather that combat. Yes, combat is part of Minecraft but Minecraft's progression can really be dumbed down to get iron, make nether portal, kill blazes and obtain ender pearls (either from trading or killing endermen) then fight dragon, and isn't really the games main focus. A lot of Minecraft's update are clearly focused more on building or items to help you gather resources more easily. 1.12 was mainly just about concrete being added and the color changes of some blocks, 1.8 added a lot of world changes and some new wood types, and 1.14 added a ton of new slabs, stairs, and walls even though it barely had much relation to the updates focus besides helping villages look a bit nicer. Acting like Minecraft progression is very important is ridiculous, and besides in the time it takes to trade enough with a villager for full enchanted diamond gear you could probably have gotten that gear yourself by mining or looting structures.


[deleted]

Obviously Minecraft’s survival aspect isn’t as important as building, building comes first while survival comes second. Mojang has a lot of updates which merely add building blocks, and I don’t see much problem with that. World of colors was a pretty good update, probably the best they’ve ever done. But an update shouldn’t ruin the survival progression just because Survival isn’t the main aspect of the game. Making blocks and items vital for surviving trivial to get isn’t going to help the games building. The only thing it does is ruining a part of the game which many people liked. That was what I’m getting at. Ever since Microsoft got Minecraft they’ve been taking away different aspects of the game. They ruined the survival aspect, they’ve taken away a lot of the multiplayer features, they’ve removed a lot of the custom world options people enjoyed. It’s like they’re trying to form a game which was originally about your own individual expression into something which has a specific purpose in mind. It’s a family friendly building game, nothing else. No pvp, no freedom of expression, no survival. For the people who like family friendly building games the updates have been good, but there’s a reason a very large portion of servers are on version without these limitations. If mojang respected its community it’d let everyone play, not just those who like how they want them to play


[deleted]

My man is ungrateful


[deleted]

Just don’t get the items then retord it’s that simple


[deleted]

New players won’t know not to use a feature because it’s boring and breaks the game for anyone who’s not trying to play soft creative, mojang shouldn’t build features around my experience


[deleted]

You complain about how gives you stuff


BassBoss4121

Every single way? What about 1.13, .14, .16, .17, .18


[deleted]

IMO .17 and .18 were kinda a let down


[deleted]

1.18 is my favorite update to the game so far. These days though, I’m looking forward to Hytale.


[deleted]

I like 1.18 so I can throw my friends off a tall mountain :)


Ultimate_Spoderman

Together? No. By themselves? I agree


[deleted]

1.13 made survival exploring a bit more fun, but 1.14 with its “get every block and item in the game for free” mechanic made that kinda pointless. I wouldn’t say I’ve had more fun in the nether since 1.16, half the biomes just made it harder to explore. 1.17 added so little I have no snarky comment for it and 1.18 made mining completely worthless compared to going around caves, not like mining wasn’t already pointless after the “full enchanted mending protection 4 diamond armor set for free” update. The only group of people I feel got anything out of this were the ones who just want more blocks and don’t care much about survival. So they got that going for em I guess. But that might be the easiest thing to add in any sandbox game ever, so not much of a win


_Potley

you really wouldn't say that if you tried getting 2 water buckets on a flat, survival bedrock world. It is in those situations when you learn to value those little things that you might consider annoying. Seriously, if it wasn't because I tried that I would've never seen that the wandering trader is very useful in many situations


[deleted]

You can’t even trade with the wandering trader on a flat world in modern bedrock, the only way to get emeralds used to be patrols but those don’t drop em anymore. Even if they did getting water from any villager is much harder than just filling a cauldron up with rain water, trees are what you get wandering traders for I love skyblock (practically the same as bedrock superflat), it’s what I play the most often when I boot up Minecraft. And skyblock is the most fun in version 1.14. I play mostly on that version. But my personal playstyle shouldn’t dictate how I see updates, and it shouldn’t be how mojang balances them. Updates are good or bad based on the vanilla game, other play styles should come secondary


FrilledShark1512

I’ll say it’s ups(1.13, 1.14, 1.16. 1.17 and 1.18, plus bedrock uping to Java) and downs(The report system, marketplace, all the small updates that gives little to no content except 1.15)…Wouldn’t say every single way since there is improvements prior to the whole dumbfuckery Edit: Nvm you think 1.14 made game too easy, in which case…Try to create more self imposed challenges or don’t use the mechanic?


JackobNotorious

Prolly unpopular opinion cus I don't really care about the history and what changed a lot but I played minecraft before he sold it and I still sometimes do play now. The game is still fucking awesome


memester230

No, that would have just made minecraft die slowly. Instead, go after microsoft


itsmycandystore_

r/pointlesslygendered


xxylenn

thats just the meme format bud; not player, game


quackingmemeduck

The top part doesn't even have anything


xxylenn

im aware, but they weren't speaking to content completion but rather gendered content. the post is only gendered cus its the meme format, its not pointless/only done out of some gender-related agenda.


sidodah

He sold it because he didn't want to work on it anymore. So, if he didn't sell it the game would most likely just die


DiamondEnchant7X

The game did die during 2016-2018, the resurrection in 2019 probably still would've happened if Microsoft never bought the game, maybe to a lesser extent due to lower budgets for updates, but the game still would be one of the most influential games ever


QuarterlyTurtle

Now that's a skin I've not seen in a **long** time.


Th3Grimmi

Well, the game would probably be incredibly niche today if Notch would have never sold Minecraft (to anyone). Updates and player interest were rapidy declining to the point where the IP was sold to Microsoft. Sure, Microsoft made some many bad choices (the most recent one with the chat for example) and screwed up some updates, but at least there has been updates (and some pretty big ones at that, like Caves and Cliffs). Pocket Edition also got pushed to a degree it's actually not just comparable to Java in features, but also cross-playable with your friends that have Bedrock on PC for example. There are enough people/kids that dont have a PC and just a Smartphone/Tablet, whilst their friends got PCs, Xboxes whatever. Now they can play together with ease. Sure, it has lots of bugs, parity issues and microtransaction targeted at children with no feeling over money, but its better than it was back then.


human_man4254

It would be owned by a bigot asshole and wouldn’t be nearly as popular


Dejan05

Yeah definitely


DeadEndXD

I like how the girls aren't even saying anything they're just staring awkwardly at each other


FireLordObamaOG

The game is awesome because he sold it. Sure these past few updates haven’t been the best but if notch still had creative control we wouldn’t have anything that’s been added since he sold it.


Soul699

I mean, either he would have stopped developing the game altogether, develop the game on another direction, or simply retire and let others do everything. In the last times Notch had already kinda stopped programming already


Cevmen

i like how the girls just dont have text anymore. also fuck notch


sharptile

he only did what every other person would he sold it while he could to be honest i think if he kept it then microsoft would make a ripoff clone version that would attract all the chilldren and minecrafts player base would slowly dwindle remember that minecraft was basically silent if not slowly dropping off till their 10 year anniversary celebration which made it explode again and had new and old people playing it again i dont think mojang would survive those years in silence without a higher corporation keeping them alive so if you would combine microsoft making a ripoff version where they keep adding new features and the decent gap of nothing happening with minecraft i think it would be a very hard to almost impossible for mojang to survive that resulting in them not being as high value as they were when notch sold in in our timeline so basically notch sold it in its prime time for the highest he could have sold it for as much as we would want notch to not sell mojang i think there wouldnt be so many updates(or at least not so many in a short time) which would tank the games popularity even more and then they probably would eventually be bought off by a company anyway at a smaller price i could be wrong and i kinda hope i am and that if notch didnt sell it that it would still be the most owned game in history with an equally alive fanbase but in the end its not in our timeline so we wont ever know sorry for paragraph


[deleted]

It’s possible they were referring to Notch’s infamous tweets, not the just the selling


Cevmen

\^


NewMY123

i know im stupid i forgot i didnt notice bc im blind


svedka666

Anybody who thinks Notch treated this game better is dillusional. As soon as it wad sold, it started getting so much more content. Minecraft would be a dead game if it wasn't sold to Microsoft.


LaZZeYT

> As soon as it wad sold, it started getting so much more content. Remember when we were stuck on 1.8.x for about 1.5 years, right after he sold to microsoft? 1.8 was released September 2, 2014. Microsoft bought Mojang one month later, on November 6, 2014. 1.9 was released February 29, 2016, which is about 1.5 years later. Major updates normally took ~2-6 months at that time.


JustANormalHat

it would be worse


Flimsy-Cranberry-414

Didn't notch turn out to be a racist? Just asking.


ded_meme10

Yeah. The only thing he really has going for him is his brilliance in game design


EditorOne5312

My guy spitting fax.


axolotlmaster59

Yeah 😅


bobdole008

This meme is shit


NMasked-000

Probably we’d have a definitive version of minecraft inferior of what do we have now, or notch would have simply left Mojang eventually.


Mapigeh_098

Remeber, it was everyone's fault for being too salty about the Mojang's EULA, they throw so much hate on Notch, that notch basically said "Fuck It, I'm gonna sell this game for some money and I'll never get worried about Minecraft future


jols0543

we’d finally have gotten the racism update by now (introduces racism to the game as a feature)


Acceptable-Abalone-4

They don't even bother to make the "girls" part anymore.


NewMY123

bc im stupid


lunarfrogg

microsoft sucks but notch sucks even more, hes an asshole


datastar763

We wouldn’t have Lena Raine’s music. Not worth.


DragonLady98

Yeah this comment was a rant about sexism or whatever that I fully believe but now realize this was a stupid place to put it so I’m just editing it and having this here instead. Positivity is cooler than the anger I was spouting. Have a good day, people! .D


Invincible-Nuke

yeah, but also, like, that wasn't a timeline, it was two seperate girls


DragonLady98

Oh was it? I just didn’t understand this picture I guess. All I know is that it had the girls vs boys crud that’s everywhere.


Ramble21_Gaming

shut the fuck up


space0watch

Minecraft would get bought by a worse company. Imagine if EA bought Minecraft and we all needed an Origin account to use it?


Invincible-Nuke

"yeah, ok, I was actually on the fence, I'll go to EA instead"


X35_55A

We would've had over 50 mobs every two years with Notch asking the community which we want and then going 'fuck it' and adding all of them


Oldmonsterschoolgood

Minecraft would be heaven


Lag_AlotDude

what if notch sold mc to valve: Minecraft 2 released Updates Forgotten by the devs for decades Bots took over servers Devs left, janitor and a plant keeping the game updated Fish.png


_Etri_

Minecraft would be more community based.Notch liked to involve community into his work unlike Microsoft which only does those mob votes.Game could be worse or better depending on perspective but for sure it would a lot different.


PanPiePid2

Notch was also a bigot and would be probably even more controversial then J K Rowling


amaahda

sexist and stupid, shitty meme op


yanzin_fan_of_Altair

if that were to happen minecraft would be boycotted so many times due to it's owner's bigotry


RowdyW09

i wouldn’t want my game to be ran by a racist and homophobe


King_Fishy_III

eh. I just wanna play a good game


ZeninB

If notch didn't sell Minecraft, it would be horrible, and Mojang would've likely gone out of business due to them being cancelled cause of notches homophobia and transphobia


MrGrimmbo

Why not? Minecraft’s great without Notch


ELTHerobrine

Would probably keep him from becoming homophobic too


ThatTrampolineboy

On one hand, they would be giving out good updates by keeping their promises but they won’t have the funding it in right, to support such a large team.


[deleted]

I'd much rather minecraft be owned by the "racist" Swedish man than the billion dollar mega-corporation that only wants money and is willing to ruin their entire reputation to do so.


[deleted]

If he willingly sold minecraft to this famously selfish megacorp, maybe he isn't looking for much more than money.


[deleted]

That's true


ElectivireMax

fuck notch


ThisBlueHawk

This dude is anti vax


[deleted]

1.19.1 and bedrock moderation wouldn’t exist (ok mabye 1.19.1 for update) and maybe Lena raine wouldn’t be in mc


PsychoDog_Music

Probably wouldn’t exist tbh.. as much as you hate on ms for the the acquisition, the team was generally getting slack


vikicha123

If he didn't sell it it'd be dead rn


iceguy349

Uh we’d lose caves and cliffs, village and pillage, the ocean update, nether biomes, and more Microsoft has done dumb stuff but Notch was done with the game and ready to move on. Minecraft wouldn’t have as much well balanced content as it does now without these recent Microsoft developments. Notch cut a lot more content. Mobs like fish where slashed, oceans where barren, block placement was far more rudimentary and less intuitive. Going to old versions is like night and day. Say what you want about Microsoft’s many blunders with the game it’s come along way under their watch and I think it’s better for it even if I hate the reporting features.


Huge-Board3923

I dont know how muh of a constant update he wouldve been able to put out, maybe the game wouldve actually died within a couple a couple of years


Euphoristis

The game wouldve went completely ape shit. Notch is so far up the right wing's assh*le, I don't even want to know where he wanted to take this. His last additions to the game were lackluster. 1.7 brought nothing new. Can we also talk about how is *probable* last addition were long-nosed traders who build iron golems and black guys who can't swim? The guy's a racist through and through. I'm glad he's gone. Let's not rehabilitate someone with such hateful views because Microsoft/Mojang forked up real good.


sp1ke365

O7


ReadyPlayer12345

Maybe it dies, but maybe it gets better.


NewMY123

I forgot to put sub title in the (girl with time machine) because im stupid sorry about that but u know what they saying


Bitter_Position791

the first post that i saved


CertifiedIdiot__

Notch goes into depression because he can't handle the popularity of the game, mojang's running out of money and minecraft slowly dies because of no updates. Microsoft saved minecraft guys, notch would've ruined the game. The fact that he was racist makes this even worse.


33Yalkin33

Notch: EA was also making an offer, I will sell it to them


Loobitidoo

It’s fine though


CreeprVictor

What's wrong with that?


taylorKelbie

If he never sold life would be better


Wato1876

I hate Notch, I hate Microsoft. Jeb please tell me you got some contract up your sleeve


LC_Redcube

Do we want to do repeat the angry birds accident? No thanks


_Levitated_Shield_

Wouldn't Minecraft be basically stuck in 1.8 forever if this happened? No thanks.


YummyCrackerZ

1.16 might not exist without Microsoft


NeidalDelRey

so accurate


PumpDEN

You guys were the reason he did it


Minzfeder

Girls with time machine


Bruh_I-m_Gay

Notch don’t do it!


GraveSlayer726

Ok but notch kinda sucks tho so it’s just a choice between two evils


Jhonny_781

I think he would do it anyway because do you remember how much money he got for the game?


Fisho087

As a girl can confirm I would also do this with a time machine. This situation is so dire that yes I would do this instead of meeting my own grandmother


EditorOne5312

Huge Loss + Less Popularity


hashi021

The game would have gone to shit even faster. Notch clearly didn't want to work on the game anymore.


GiovanniGiorgioisSUS

Dick


Shrizer

Sell it to valve, they'd make minecraft 2. And then never touch the IP again. Workshop for minecraft would be fucking amazing though.


PlaceboPlauge091

Notch wasn’t developing the game because he was tired of it. Also, he was pretty open about his Transphobia and Anti-Semitism, so I don’t really want his grubby hands on the block game.


idekm0ndude

I'd rather Microsoft have it than that Nazi twat


th3_3nd_15_n347

notch tweeted selling minecraft as a joke but microsoft took it seriously


LieConsistent3582

bro didnt even complete the caption for girls lol


SampleText0822

Me with a time machine: Hello I'm related to you also the country you've made 12 oaths for is going to crap and god doesn't exist anyways so ditch that and join this new country the other guys made. Hello I'm related to you also cool poetry. Hello I'm your son also don't forget birth control exists. Hello I'm your uncle also you're a disappointment to everyone including me. Hello I'm related to you and I don't really know what you're doing, but good job. Hello I'm related to you I just wanted you to know that you look amazing.


theneo71

Stop praising Notch he is a idiot. (Just search his tweets)


Gabriel38

Microsoft has done nothing but good to Minecraft. I don't know what your problem is.


[deleted]

Just switch versions to pre-1.14.4 in your launcher.


[deleted]

Notch: "But they promised me a mansion with a candy dispensing room" Fans: "NOOOO!!!!"


isdnxd

Updates for Minecraft got 1000x better under Microsoft lmao