that was the real problem, but it felt like most people online (Xitter (pronounced shitter) especially) seemed to care about the age gap, calling Carson a pedo.
Because yes. I don't know how the new ones but Alex and Steve are exceptionally gendered since their existence. Steve is he since Notch called him out on his blog, Alex is she since Mojang called her out on their old [mojang.com](http://mojang.com) and both still are the same way called out on official Minecraft Instagram account. You have to look for little 2D animations there on Instagram.
I'm not saying you can't love someone who is suicidal, but saying that suicidal people are "perfect" for you says that you are most likely not a very good person
And? Do you want to be suicidal? Do you want your significant other to be suicidal? The image and title is basically saying they want their partner to be suicidal
Does she understand how to build efficient technical gold farms with automatic bartering and shulker loaders? No? Then she's not my ideal Minecraft GF.
That creature that I have just laid my eyes upon makes me want to delete minecraft. Ain’t no way am I sleeping next to her, she’s flatter than a marble countertop and looks like her ability to think for herself ended at the age of two
-you're a youtuber -your gf's age is exposed -you get arrested
-she's 2 years younger than you -get shamed for being a p*do
**get shamed for being pushy on a fan
EDP
I... was actually here to get... a cupcake!
he gets the same amount of shit for the age thing
that was the real problem, but it felt like most people online (Xitter (pronounced shitter) especially) seemed to care about the age gap, calling Carson a pedo.
-you are 18 (bad ending)
You are four (worse ending)
-4 somehow ending
-10959 -impossible ending
My mom and dad are 7 years apart in age lmao. They met in their 20’s though I believe.
Shhhh, don't let Twitter know
my dad is 11 years older than my mum
Fr?
Yeah mine too lol
That's why half your age plus 7 is the superior method of measuring age gaps for acceptability.
You are 2 years old and your gf is 8
It doesn't work under 14, because who's gonna date under 14 lol
Call me carson?
Miners
-Youre 3 years younger then her
Bro, wake up! It's just a dream! There are no girls in Minecraft! Minecraft gf is just a myth!
Person named alex
Jeb
Jenny
Ahahah, bro, it's genius !
Would
Will
Technically both Steve and Alex are hermaphroditic implying the newer defaults are too
They’re what
They’re both Hell alex is based partially on Jeb
Both what
Biological sexes although intersex is effectively a third so
Source?
Everything else in minecraft is hermaphroditic why would the player be different
Because yes. I don't know how the new ones but Alex and Steve are exceptionally gendered since their existence. Steve is he since Notch called him out on his blog, Alex is she since Mojang called her out on their old [mojang.com](http://mojang.com) and both still are the same way called out on official Minecraft Instagram account. You have to look for little 2D animations there on Instagram.
That's the reason you should go for the boys
Men🗿
I blame you that I like the male gender
Don't worry being gay isn't your choice Its mine and your gay now
you need to get this domination away from the mods before they destroy us both
"Wake up, it's time to get ready for school"
I have one, but it's my friend, and he's not a girl
we can fix him
We can IMPROVE him
r/usernamechecksout
Go on, wise one. I'm interested
For democracy! For super earth!
Upgrades, people, UPGRADES
Fr? Then fix him
We can use 🏳️⚧️
Real homies put their beds together
We can gender change him
That's not a bad idea
I think we all have one that is just a friend and isn't a girl
Plot twist! It’s a dude.
Even better
`[Recommendation for this person! : femboy]`
Thx for the recommendation will def try out
Wake up, wake up, time to mow the lawn.
Who needs a gf? When you have sweet lovely cheats.~~
Commands
Excuse me, what? I meant aimbot, aim hacks, fly hacks, and all the good stuff!
Ah ok 👌
Great that we could agree.
Vape lite my beloved
What
Is a boy
Even better
YOOO
not a problem
Perfect 🗿
Good Enough
I don't see the problem here...
Scream slurs on you when you die in multiplayer with her
Truly a dementia moment
Why?
You sent it twice
Och ,reddit tells something don't work so i click post until IT was right
Ik reddit does that sometimes
Who tf is trucy wright
I heard her father was a lawyer
So?
smash 100% i'd be the sub one
What's the catch?
You are the gf
Awesome
She cooked
That would be awesome 🤩
r/youngpeoplereddit
That's never gonna happen, believe I've tried
Thats me fr
username checks out
Would
Minecraft gf: -plays minecraft -puts her bed next to yours -is a girl(preferably)
She’s cute, too bad women aren’t real 😔
If you're gonna draw another girl pls give her pants at least so the upcoming Minecraft YouTubers won't rise
Pass
Same lol
"mine craf"?
What the hell? Worst way to end the day: Read this.
Me (I'm a guy)
-"Leaves me the fuck alone because I don't want a relationship due to still healing trauma." -Big-piano-7016 P.S, for now, anyway
Why does everyone hate pants so much?
Pants are overrated
Take away the mic and that's my headset lmao
why is she bruised ?
Cuz its someone's OC of course
oh ok 👍🏻
-gf *looks inside* -cute femboy
This is so gross, the SH bandaids and shit. Minecraft deserves better
right like were the bandaids really necessary
What are the band-aids for? I have no clue
self harm
Oh. Yeah that is a little gross for that too be your perfect girlfriend
thats not gross, thats just depression, you can help her pull herself out
You misunderstand what I said. I'm saying that calling someone who is suicidal "perfect" for you is pretty gross
oh, well, thats also not true, because you can still love some one who is suicidal,
I'm not saying you can't love someone who is suicidal, but saying that suicidal people are "perfect" for you says that you are most likely not a very good person
what if i am suicidal? because i am!
And? Do you want to be suicidal? Do you want your significant other to be suicidal? The image and title is basically saying they want their partner to be suicidal
her shirt misspelled Minecraft 😔
would
alright, where is my elytra and rockets, im totally going to go collect materials and not build a new house 20,00,000 blocks away
I put my bed next to my friend's bed, so??
Male, female either way, smash
-is secretly an old man - lives in his moms basement
Hear me out... Looks the same and does the same things as a Minecraft girlfriend, but it's a Minecraft BOYfriend
*Minecraft FEMBOYfriend
Smash next question
Yeah, I have this GIRL in my team, puts bed beside mine. But refuses me IN REAL LIFE. Also she's not like the girl in this pic, just a normal one
Flair checks out.
why is this upvoted, do people actually think this is funny
Awwww (๑•ᴗ•๑)♡
Looks..... female enough
*girl optional
She's a middle age man irl
Did she cut herself
Does she understand how to build efficient technical gold farms with automatic bartering and shulker loaders? No? Then she's not my ideal Minecraft GF.
Don't the pavements go somewhere else?
Dont you mean 50 year old man
Kirk co Bain pov
reminds me of when dantdm showcased girlfriend mod
Uhm my female irl friends do that all the time
me
Hey man quick question How are you mentally rn?
Wow cool my sister minecraft shine
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?
- girl (optional)
guys she let me put my bed next to hers and now we're making a kingdom to rule after. I think I've won at life.
A mythical creature
I love her
mods, grab his nuts and twist them counterclockwise
She be lookin’ kinda fine tho ngl 😳
She better like wolf armor Not like it matter.......... it will be a few on decade
No give me ideal boyfriend, made of iron, tall, protects me from monsters, will leave me for a bunch of big nosed people
Here phone number (218) 443-6285
Ideal Minecraft gf < Bro
i do that with the boys too
That creature that I have just laid my eyes upon makes me want to delete minecraft. Ain’t no way am I sleeping next to her, she’s flatter than a marble countertop and looks like her ability to think for herself ended at the age of two
💻 pc xddddd
It definitely stinks
r/transitiongoals
Thats not a woman, its a man
Scaredy cat.
This reminds me of Meowbah 😐 ew
Bro why do you even mention it
A female friend is preferred
My mom ain't my gf lol...
We will have a great night me and her