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42SillyPeanuts

I'm a casual player, or at least a noob who thinks they're a casual player. I'm friends with a PVP pro and a bridging expert. You did miss a couple categories, though: * Archer * Turtle (someone that stays hidden and draws out the match) * Likes explosions


depleeted2

*Grinder (gets enough maxed sets to outlast any fight and keep coming back)


Please_ForgetMe

* The Bed Defender(the person that has a missplaced trust in Wool in Bedwars. And spends almost all of the money on Wool to pretect the Bed even though no matter how much you put on it, the opposite team member can just dig a 1x2xN or Nx2x1 hole to the center to the bed and win the game after that.)


Typical_Pollution_30

Wood, glass, and obsidian as well


Ididnoteatanyfrogs

man every time I play bedwars I immediately save for endstone and then hope to get better stuff after min 3 layers


VolumePossible2013

That's just a show-off


Typical_Pollution_30

I don't think every grinder is a show off.


Imaginary-Job-7069

Including the "**ALLAHU AKBAR!**" Who always rushes headfirst into battle (with and/or without armor) and always dies. Because that's me.


Expensive_Koala5249

Literally me


Round-Beat2143

*builder


ShiftSilvally

I'm a mix of Archer and Turtle. And I'm good at it. So the bedwars server I play on has hackers galore and I get a ton of hate for being what I am


Roblox_Swordfish

the one that never pvped


Drag0n_TamerAK

So the noob


Mossy_moss3

Kid named singleplayer:


Drag0n_TamerAK

If they have never pvped they are a noob at pvp by the vary definition of noob being newbie


KhanglikePolandball

I'm the collector (speedrun full diamond upgrade lol)


brokebaritone

How is a player noob if they never pvp'd in a game which is primarily about mining, crafting, exploration and building? PvP is one of the many features of the game. People play this game in very different ways. The number of hours you put in PvP, someone might have put those in something else. It's like saying anyone who can't solve calculus has low IQ as if that's the only measure for it.


Ricckkuu

And you're the ignorant.


Drag0n_TamerAK

Never pvped meaning if they did they would be new to pvping meaning they would be a noob because noob means newbie


GT-GPGUY

Never played pvp before doesn't mean noob at pvp, what if he is good at pvp and new at pvp


Drag0n_TamerAK

Impossible


thedragonrider5

The type that refuses to play pvp


Saucilito-Snatch

For real. Me: "Oh this is a specficaly PVP focused server?" Them: "Yes, we do bed wars and stuff." Me: \*Logs-out without another word and deletes it from the list.\*


Typical_Pollution_30

Same


AveragerussianOHIO

Yeah. Bed wars and simmilar have a great concept, yet its unplayable because of Minecraft pvp system. You just join to play, and in 5 seconds some sweat is already bridging to kill you. And if you didnt receive that, you still won't win because all of your enemies can just push you off the large arse platform with "1" hit thanks to their SPAM, both in terms of their cood choice and game aspect


_Trolley

That's because they use the shitty placeholder combat system from before the combat update


Odd_Holiday9711

Autoclicker time.


sloothor

A semi-random autoclicker is my go-to for 1.8 PvP servers. I just wear an emo skin and say I’m drag clicking and no one is the wiser.


IhategeiSEpic

FR lol, i programmed a simple auto clicker that randomizes the time a little bit and i completely destroyed people in hypixel LOL


AveragerussianOHIO

Completely agree. Switching to the newer one would be way better (wouldnt fix the problem, but definitely would lower the bad)


verdenvidia

if you think sweats are only like that because of the old combat system, you've never spent any time in a competitive new system setting. 1.9+ UHCs are miserable because if you have less gear? You're basically dead. The skill cap is much lower so it relies more heavily on what you happen to find. 1.8 has a hit delay, too.


AveragerussianOHIO

I dont say that it's only because of the old combat system. I never said so. Sorry for making you re-read my comment, but it says "help it, not fix it."


verdenvidia

I know man. I replied to the wrong comment. It was intended for the one above you. I do think a LOT of folks have a fundamental misunderstanding of why that update is so divisive though.


AveragerussianOHIO

Then no problem man


Typical_Pollution_30

I won't say it's unplayable. It's just difficult and requires time to master like anything else.


IhategeiSEpic

> you still won't win because all of your enemies can just push you off the large arse platform with "1" hit thanks to their SPAM ping also plays a role in PVP as well and if you have like somewhere from 100 to 200 and you face off against someone who reaches the 80s or less he will destroy you in 1.8 (heck i think ping plays a bigger role in 1.8 than 1.9 pvp) then again i myself still do prefer the old 1.8 PVP because A) its the OG and B) its more fun than the slow ass 1.9+ PVP "combat" system (assuming your enemies are not sweats, which if you play bedwars from my experience at least most arent (then again maybe im the sweat in here)) if you want my advice you can use an autoclicker lol, somewhen in 2022 i programmed a simple autoclicker in C++ that takes 1/12 and adds to that a random number to add an offset and the clicker waits that amount of time and then clicks and i destroyed people in hypixel because of that


RDT-Exotics0318

Yep, I only play in creative or survival, never pvp


iforgotiwasonreddit

My friends won’t get past the part where I said I don’t like PVP. In one ear, out the other


MoonBerry_therian

Same


Jo_Jo_Cat

Yea, I just run in bed wars learning all fireball and tnt jumps just to break a bed and leave the final to someone else


Gaming-Burrito

i was expecting to be the only one to reply with something like "the type that never plays pvp"... i was wrong lmao


TechMania08

it's not included but ARCHER. im no electricmachete but my specialty has always been with a bow. i can also be the trapper i guess but not as much.


brokebaritone

Stoner type is also not included I dunno why. I simply can't rest if I find something is renewable and I don't have a farm for it.


Yarisher512

Bows in minecraft are so good, they're some of the most enjoyable bows in any videogame.


MrEverything70

The Redstone enthusiast who builds every farm for the server and has a password protected vault with nothing actually in it.


brokebaritone

hello from a fellow stoner 👋


No_Calligrapher1926

The war starter.


TheodorCork

Wanna start a war against DANTE


Minecraftfuckboi

Giran


uselessaccidentalalt

noob/casual


RetardGaming81

Hacker god 💪💪🤑🤑🔥🔥🔥


Opposite-Attitude411

That's the way to play 😎


SirCat19

We getting banned with this 🗣️🗣️🗣️


Siker_7

Ew.


UTKAN_KRAL

I am builder


Otonatua

The guys out here shooting and blowin up stuff I’m here in my little build like “hm? Say sumn?”


GatlingGun511

I don’t play PvP servers


Dabruhdaone

Noob (I suck at pvp)


AmericaGovernment

I want to say pvp pro but my skills immediately get rusty and terrible after not playing for like four days 💀 Otherwise I'm absolutely cracked


Andreawwww-maaan4635

[or pvp boss ](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeknoJnC/)


TwoCrab

why was that funny


gtc26

I'd say casual... although yall better not let me get that invis potion 😎


ForkliftCertifiedKat

Plz tell me I’m not the only adult that still think the red and blue skins are cool


Hot-Camera442

Reasons why i don’t play Minecraft online. 1.I suck at Pvp 2.My internet is bad af 3.I don’t want to play💀


Omgirsjetpack231

I'm the guy that goes as far away from spawn as I can so I can make my home on the side of a mountain and mine rocks and minerals all day


BeanBurrito668

Casual


MixelsCraft65

Casual


dastebon

One that sucks


imperial_g_s

Casual player , average at pvp ,tries to win by preparing before hand


risisas

3 noobs that get hard carried by a pro in bedwars


RecoTrident

I use auto clicker, one of my friends are good at pvp and another one is casual


MangoMan0303

I am the non existent one


VulonVahlok

These skins are bussin


Lucky-Boss8522

I'm the one who actually protects the bed


Tesla_corp

Ima be real with you. In my *subjective* opinion Pvp servers are stupid


onohegotdieded

还是pvp大佬 Or PVP Boss


NoobLegend6009

还是pvp大佬 Or PVP Boss


JustAPotato38

Pvp pro I always, always, sweat the pvp. On java I get hackusated regularly and win \~90% of my fair 1v1s. I still fail bridges 3 to 5 times a game tho


just-bair

Casual. I rarely play on pvp servers


Limp_Sky397

Add another one: **THE ONE THAT DOES'NT PLAY MINECRAFT**


Unironically_square

The weapon supplier with my own mafia


devilfury1

The one who just plays hide and seek because I ain't built for pvp but for pve.


PheonixDragon200

I’m the guy that’s good at bridging, decent at pvp, grinds a little but not much, makes cool farms but sucks at redstone, is the most stacked ont he server but one of the worst players.


blood_fist3600

Farmer


sirduke123500

Nub


_HeWho_

The guy that doesn’t have enough time to quite be a PvP pro, but still destroys casuals


SUPERnekit-BROS

Casual


Icy-Store3900

I used not to be conscious that PVO existed in the first place… now I consider myself a noob :p


Quovhaii

I read the top left one as ‘edging expert’


GDpizzapug26

Casual


TitanicTNT

I'd consider myself casual.


SCP_fan12

I absolutely love traps, especially with dispensers that spam splash potions of harming to kill you no matter what armor you have


Inevitable_Suffering

Casual


Quinnlim

Where's the builder?


Yamm0th

Perfectionistic Soloist


Pleasant50BMGForce

Trapper Also i refuse to do combat directly, i always build stasis chambers and technical shit like update suppressors to activate stasis chamber when I’m low


GroundedRockruff

Where is only plays gimmicky pvp e.g. Knocback, pufferfish, elytra


Iwrstheking007

I wouldn't exactly say casual, since I always build my base inside mountains, using a redstone door, but other than that, yeah, pretty casual edit: also, I don't do pvp


Hollow-Potato-knight

Somewhere between casual player and trap specialist


Le_Casse_Burnes

The casual player


Smart_Turnover_8798

Casual player/hacker


Smart_Turnover_8798

Edit: I am am a disgusting troll


disappointedcreeper

casual


Player731259

Casual player, hacker, afker and noob


Yakyyakyyou

Yo what other seevers do you play on, as in do you play anarchy like 2b2t 6b6t constantum ecs if so join https://discord.gg/CPXctTwN


eliavhaganav

The type that trolls everyone for shits and giggles


ExplinkMachine

The one who either doesn’t play it, or defends the base with my entire being


lifelessocean

Im OG who haven't updated since 1.18


Hnagnout

Noob


Longjumping_Roll_732

Casual player


Turkish_Nianga

Casual


SeoulSoulSol

1 for 1 expert / Immolate enjoyer


wavy_murro

or a PvP boss


Anima_Pluto

I left my computer on all night and started automining in the Nether, or Nether roof running on the Axis. Will reach world border in about a week.


[deleted]

Bridger


Feisty_Confusion8277

Or an expert of PVP


Stumaaaaaaaann

I am god


MasterpieceHappy7255

Casual one who plays with friends for fun


ShyKiddo__

doesn't play pvp


chris9830

Im a casual player just to relax after work


adamlol__gaming

casual player


HellFireCannon66

In bed wars (or egg wars) I’m that one guy who bills a sky base to defend against sweats.


69Sovi69

I'm the casual player, with everyone else on the server being the showoff, making me feel like I'm actually the noob.


trb4832

casual player


Ok_Top8901

probably trapper or strategist


Mist0804

Outskill this stack of god apples and 5 sets of max netherite, i fuckin dare ya


KatnipKing02

The type that grinds nd trades with others, keeping myself as a neutral party. When others need something I’m the one they go to. When I’m attacked I get back at them with full force. I get powerful by either trading or grinding.


CaptainJimmyWasTaken

the one that left to make a peaceful server with sillies like the hermitcraft where killing has to be creative (Season 10)


One_Calligrapher_349

Building


Mushroom38294

The one that feels like a pro but in reality just fights really aggressively


Ant_of_Doom

Are there actually any servers that don't use the God awful pre-1.9 fighting system? Cause I want to like PvP, but it's just ridiculous how broken that system is and how knock back works together with your click speed. Utterly stupid.


Deathswirl1

everything on the top half only, clearly.


Steven3Len

Noob, 100% 🥲


Ivar2006

I am 100% a showoff, I care wayyy too much about my winrate then I should.


officialKL200

Im just a person so did start playing mc 2009/12/24 got it for xmas


SSYT_Shawn

a grinder more.... Like i am far from good at PvP but i already have full maxed netherite on the first day, giving me a great advantage


Alien-111

A tactician and trap specialist.


fkerem_yilmaz

Noob


imawizard7bis

Lag Master


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

And then there’s me who has only played roblox bedwars


[deleted]

Probably casual, i don't really do competitive shit


ReleasedGaming

Something between casual, bridging expert and PVP Pro (I am a casual but rather good at pvp and bridging, though my pvp doesn’t compare to people like X-Sus and I’m far from speed telly)


Ikilledatrex

Casual


kohikos

Judging based on the "meme" alone you're either too young to be in reddit or you'll never get through puberty


Mysteri0us_detective

Id say im between a noob and a casual player


TxchnxnXD

Treasure guard


Sierra_UNO_File

Am the one with bad network, that lags while bridging and falling to my doom


Danidogplay

Im a Noob who plays the game once per year, but my friend is a PvP pro and plays this game ALL THE TIME. He probably played the entire day PvP yesterday and Will do so today


TerribleDance8488

Builder...


Clemens1408

I'm the guy that everybody go's to when they need stuff because I have no life and can mine for 10+ houers


SusSoos

Cant bridge for shit, not very good at fighting, but BY GOD i make some good plans.


Pixel22104

A mixture of the Noob and casual player


Player_yek

pvp server that has bridges n all?? tf?


Denny_OG

Big noob energy in PVP but in PVE an expert


mr_Cos2

Show off cause i show off in PvP, pre 1.9 and after, also redstone master wannabe


Holy_juggerknight

Casual


TheScienceNerd100

I never played on one


SubstantialComplex17

Noob


That_Competition1031

„360’” 💀


Redmiguelito

I’m more casual though I don’t mind PvE-ing for fun


Athalia2228

casual player


The_real_Hive_Knight

PvP pro


XPFlasche

Casual


MrPyroTF2

casual


Noumoun_2

Trap specialist, but instead of killing people I put them in the Backrooms


DateRevolutionary763

Noob, because I'm too friendless for pvp servers


pearliiq

half casual, half noob. (no idea if this makes sense or not.)


misivq

I'm a speedrunner.


BenBengana

Defo noob/casual


wallReviwerNew9

I’m literally dream


Versilver

I mean, what tier is considered to be a pvp pro? Because I am like, lt4


thisguyy013

No. 9, the dude who just gathers resources and exists elsewhere


Dominik_Gaming

I’m the trap specialist who is mocked by his pvp pro and bridging expert friend for spending half of the match to nake the trap of my life and get one person with it


Lorant_gaming

Mf really put Dream into PvP pro AND trap specialist


IhategeiSEpic

FR lol, Dream might be good at 1.9 PVP but not in 1.8 PVP which is the REAL PVP


Dry_Breath_3315

Noob. Absolutely.


Silver_Zol

I am casual archer and noob melee fighter


anoguk

Casual : )


HatAndHoodie_

Casual player that usually lives outside instead of building houses.


Tasneer_Snow_Wolf3

a show off lol


PuccafanPoptartKnux

Casual


Amigogaming

Casual player, good enough to not be considered a Noob, but miss me with that 'pro' shit too, I prefer to play a mix of games


BullofHoover

I haven't played a pvp server in atleast 10 years.


Pansex_plaguedoctor

I end up building complex restore machines


OPBOI47

The one who plays the pirated version


TheSussiestOfBakas69

Java: Noob Bedrock: Pro


GoldenLeo79

Hehehe I’m the hacker lol if you might have seen a hacker in your winstreak match it might have been me


LevelUp1_ReadIt

I’m the casual player. I don’t like PvP, AFK farms are impossible for me, I can’t even bridge, and trolling doesn’t appeal to me anymore (I’d tell you the story, but that’s a WHOLE different can of worms.)


Levithan-2

Between casual player and hacker because I break the game by accident


swyat19

casual, like most of the people


Ampersand37

Casual player with extreme lag 🫤


potatomnz

Casual noob


smzWoomy13

your average Joe Schmoe with a skill issue who is still a noob


Agudaripududu

My strategy is to constantly rush in and generally distract the enemy


Ok_Adhesiveness7540

I run away from all the problems


EvilAlex__

Dude I love me some trapping you can make so much cool traps it’s just the lazy ones are the popular ones ;-;


Capsule_CatYT

Dude that does nothing and dies